[Comprehensive] Funny than a miracle!

There is a very special team in the universe, their name is Mercenary.

They will do whatever it takes to get the mission they're entrusted with, but they can also save the life of a planet, or liberate refugees from suffering - all depending on the mission they receive.

And the strongest mercenary group is called Chunyu.

This organization has gone beyond the ordinary setting of accepting tasks and completing tasks. They have their own interest chains and their own division of labor. In this organization, there are not only mercenaries for fighting, but also professional medical teams and management teams—— Even most of Chunyu's fourteen regiments were not combat organizations.

And the fighting regiment—the Seventh Regiment of Spring Rain, headed by Yetu Fengxian, is Shenwei's master.

After Yunfeng understood the setting: "..."

——Fuck, aren’t you a related household? Why do you have to fight monsters yourself to exchange money! !Even connections in the universe are very important, you stupid kid! ! !

"I know Yunfeng will definitely want to ask me why I don't go to my master," Shenwei stood in the spaceship transfer station where various creatures shuttle, looking at the waypoints of the spaceships on the top of the screen, "Although Fengxian is My master, but my relationship with him is not good at all~"

"...It's not good to think about it." The corner of Yunfeng's mouth twitched—who would like Shenwei's character of death in every sense? !

"It's just because he is my father's friend, so he sent me to study with him for a few years," Shenwei said softly, "Just like me, he is a completely unreasonable guy."

Yunfeng: "... So you also know that you are unreasonable =="

"Well, I know it very well."

"It's shameless to admit it!"

"Yes^^"

The two chattered for a while, and Shenwei seemed to be really thinking about where to go.Yunfeng, on the other hand, observed all kinds of strange creatures in this transfer station.

This universe is simply a collection of orcs... Yunfeng basically saw all the animals he could name at a glance... The point is that they all have bodies similar to human beings. Heavy PLAY==

Shenwei looked up at the dynamic spaceship flight in the middle of the hall with his little head up, and his neck hurt a bit from watching it. He was about to move around when he heard a loud explosion from the entrance of the hall!

Yunfeng was startled by the explosion, and before he could look up to see what happened at the door, he was almost concussed by all kinds of screams, he tried hard to look in the direction of the explosion, As a result, he was hit hard by a screaming and galloping elephant, which knocked him to the ground!

Pain pain pain——! !

Yunfeng was afraid that he would be trampled to death by the orcs running around, so he hurriedly got up, but after he stood up, he couldn't see where Shenwei had gone—everywhere he looked, there were all kinds of squares and squares. His head was filled with screams of various frequencies, Yun Feng was dizzy, but he immediately understood the current situation.

...has this place been hijacked?

As if to verify his guess, the explosion sounded from another exit immediately!

"All for me to be quiet—!!"

It should be a man—no, a male voice sounded, and the herd was silent for a few seconds, and then began to sound softly again.This time the male's voice was louder:

"All—all—here, Lao Zi, An, Jing!!! Otherwise, you guys' heads will be blown up!!"

Yunfeng covered his ears that were about to be deafened, feeling that the eardrums were about to burst.

After crossing, he found that his hearing has become very good. This is probably thanks to the MC system. After all, this game needs to judge the location of monsters through sound.He can hear sounds in a large range around him very clearly... Looking at it now, sometimes such good hearing is simply death! !

"You have been hijacked! Put down the weapons in your hands! Squat down with your head in your arms! Don't make me say it a second time!"

The male voice, so loud that it made Yunfeng's ears ache, sounded again, and Yunfeng immediately covered his ears and squatted down.

At this time, a slime near him actually asked "what if I don't have hands"! !

Yunfeng covering his ears: "..."

Mr. Slime, you are definitely the biggest KY [people who don't understand the atmosphere] in the slime world!If you don't die, you won't die. Why don't you always understand this truth! ! !

Then, as if to subvert his three views even more, a Mr. Octopus a little further away raised his 8 tentacles: "...Which hand do you use to hold your head?"

Yunfeng: =mouth=

...Wake up, you guys with insufficient brains!

Slime's question was quickly answered.Yunfeng heard a gunshot next to him, and then Mr. Slime was headshot with a bang!

Then, that slime turned into 5 small size slimes ==

Yunfeng: "..."

Mr. Octopus immediately hugged his head with his eight tentacles: "Sorry! I'll hug my head right away!!"

"I don't care if you have hands or heads or how many heads," the voice continued, "lower your heads! Then put all the weapons on your body on the ground!"

Yunfeng quietly looked around and didn't find Shenwei's figure, but he looked left and right with his head down, and was quickly warned by his accomplice standing next to him: "Don't look around!"

Yunfeng immediately pretended to be a little daughter-in-law with her head bowed, and threw the iron sword in the inventory to the ground by the way.

The commotion started too quickly, and it could be seen that these people were either well prepared or already used to this business, Yunfeng felt that neither was good for him, so he was going to hand over his things obediently and avoid the limelight doomed.Unexpectedly, Shenwei's voice suddenly rang out in the crowd of beasts at this moment: "Yunfeng? Where are you, Yunfeng?"

Yunfeng: =mouth=

Boss, I know you won't die even if you die, but think about me a little bit!I set the birth point here!After being killed, it will be reborn in this place!

If someone dared to be disobedient, the kidnappers immediately became angry, and Yunfeng blasted at Shenwei when he heard the other party took out a weapon.The crowd of people and beasts immediately became uneasy, and the elephant lady in the front of Yunfeng immediately couldn't bear such an exciting scene, stood up and ran away with a scream!This time, it was like igniting a gunpowder keg, and the humans and beasts basically lost control, and the screams and the explosion of bullets rang out one after another.

Yunfeng also stood up immediately to prevent being stepped on, but as soon as he stood up, he felt a bullet flying past him!

Yunfeng was taken aback, took a step back and almost fell to the ground, but his body was supported by someone.

Before Yunfeng turned his head, he heard Shenwei's laughter: "Yunfeng seems to have been taken aback~"

Yunfeng was so frightened by the bullet just now that his heart was still in his throat, and he almost ran away after hearing Shenwei's words: "Who the hell did this mess—"

calm down!

Yunfeng swallowed back the rest of the scolding words, took a deep breath, grabbed Shenwei's hand, and ran towards the exit!

Shenwei did not resist, but only complained a few words: "That robber is quite powerful, and he feels like a night rabbit...but his accuracy is not very good."

Yunfeng squeezed out and complained about him: "That's really a fellow meeting a fellow, two bloody =="

It feels strange to be held by the hand.After hesitating for a while, Kamui grabbed Yunfeng's hand with his backhand.While talking casually: "He didn't use an umbrella, I'm actually not sure~"

Yunfeng was about to say something, but there was another familiar sound of strings twitching in his ears, and before Yunfeng could escape, a sharp pain came from his calf!

Fuck!Shot in the leg!

Yunfeng felt that his legs were a high-risk area for being shot!From being poked a hole by Kamui with an umbrella at the beginning to now being shot by bullets--fuck I didn't blame FLAG for Mao always getting shot! !

But they are still running to the outside of the hall. If they stop and are not beaten to death by the kidnappers who are chasing after them, they will be trampled to death by the swarming crowd. Yunfeng endured the pain and ran out of the hall. In the square, Yunfeng's face was as pale as paper: "It hurts...it hurts to death."

The bullet remained in the leg, which meant it had to be removed.This kind of wound is not like a knife wound and an arrow wound. The things left in the body will continue to lose blood. Yunfeng looked at his blood that had dropped to 3 bars because of the injury, and felt that his leg was in excruciating pain: "No... ...If this continues, I will kneel!"

Shenwei took his hand loose, then Shenwei turned to look at the red-stained pant leg on Yunfeng's leg: "...this kind of injury won't kill you."

Yun Feng's face was pale from the pain, but he still persisted in walking: "...Of course I know I won't die."

"...Then what are you worried about?" Shenwei said he didn't understand.

"..." Yun Feng almost wanted to slap his face, "It will hurt, idiot!"

Shenwei nodded as if he had suddenly realized: "Is it... Can't it be enough to bear it?"

Yunfeng finally understood why Shenwei's father was upset with his son: "...If I don't take it out, I won't be able to heal automatically, and I will die if it takes a long time."

...He is simply a god-level brat who needs to be beaten up! ! !This kind of fancy way of killing makes people want to rush up and kick their feet! ! !

Yunfeng took a deep breath, and took out a grilled fish from the inventory to replenish his blood.

They didn't run fast, and now they came to the formalities hall next to the hall.All the policemen on this planet also rushed to the scene of the incident, the whole hall was in a mess, bloodstains and other things were everywhere on the ground, Yunfeng was thankful that his dog eyes could not see these bloody scenes, and at the same time Stuffing grilled fish into your mouth without hindrance ==

Kamui looked at him: "..."

Yunfeng also couldn't see Shenwei's eyes. After stuffing all the grilled fish into his mouth, he felt that he finally didn't have to worry about the precarious HP bar.And Shenwei sat down next to him at this time: "Yunfeng is very calm."

Yunfeng glanced at Shenwei slightly in surprise: "...do you have the right to say that about me?"

Shenwei sniffed the strong smell of blood on Yunfeng's hand, this weird puppy-like movement made Yunfeng feel rather awkward: "I said—"

"Can I treat Yunfeng as my kind?"

"what?"

In the hall occupied by fear emotions, Yunfeng and Kamui sat in a small corner, surrounded by screams and cries in various languages, and Yunfeng blinked, only seeing Kamui Zhang He had the same face as usual, but what he heard was a brisk voice that was the same as usual.

"Yunfeng makes me feel safe, so can I treat you as my kind?"

... don't understand ==

Yunfeng thought about the meaning of this sentence carefully, and found that this is the legendary "I know every word but I don't understand it at all when combined". This sentence is inexplicable and there is no context. The Chinese reading test is still cheating: "I said... Shenwei, can you explain a little bit——"

He wasn't finished yet.

Boom-!

The explosion that almost shook the eardrums was accompanied by violent shaking!

Yunfeng didn't even have time to think about what it was, the air wave of the explosion surged up in an instant!

He felt that his body seemed to be torn into countless tiny particles in an instant, and it seemed to be squeezed into a ball by some huge impact.At that moment, it was as if his system couldn't bear it and collapsed, all the basic pixels burst!

However, when his thinking came to his senses, all he saw was blood.

【YOUDIED】

[Died by an explosion. 】

[The birth point is destroyed, and it is forced to be sent to the next week's world, are you sure? 】

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The author has something to say: 1. The END of the Gintama Scroll is a lie to you.

How much do you want me to embarrass Wei Ge once? Hahaha! ! !

In the next chapter, I will write Wei Ge’s embarrassing and shameful episode~(≧▽≦)/~

2. The birth point will not be destroyed in MC, but I shamefully modified this TAG==

So the condition for the protagonist to travel is—the birth point is destroyed.

Do you feel that the unique logic is particularly credible? It’s not a robber at all. It’s more humane than the system that just teleports without saying anything. Haha, love to praise me! ! ! 【The author has lost his mind】