[Comprehensive] Funny than a miracle!

Earth, the third planet in the solar system, is inhabited by a kind of intelligent creature called "human being". The degree of danger is tentatively rated as D-level, the degree of civilization as B-level, and the development value as A-level.

Yunfeng looked at the "Guide to the Planets of the Milky Way" in his hand. The blue earth of the earth only occupied such a small page in the picture, which made him feel a little illusory.

The place where he lived for 20 years is now far away from him without knowing how many light years, not only that...

Yunfeng pointed to the man wearing a Japanese samurai uniform and holding a sword in the picture and asked Shenwei: "==Is this what people on earth look like?"

Where did the promised Great Heavenly Dynasty go?Besides, what is going on with such a Heisei era appearance! !

"That's it~" Shenwei nodded, "It looks a bit like Yetu, but it's too weak."

"..." I think you look like a person on earth, aren't you still wearing the national costume of the Celestial Dynasty_(:з)∠)_

Yun Feng struggled with his world view and asked again: "Then... is there a country called Celestial Dynasty on Earth?"

"...I've never heard of it. It is said that the ruler of the earth is something called the shogunate~"

...I made a decision to go to the Great Heavenly Dynasty! !Could it be that the Celestial Dynasty has become a violent rabbit in Chinese clothes like you? ! !

But when I think about it this way, this setting seems very interesting-no, what kind of setting is this? !

Probably because Yunfeng's expression was too unpredictable, Shenwei tilted his head and did not question "why he is so unfamiliar with his hometown", but changed the topic to their livelihood issues: "Yunfeng, we Where are you going next?"

...Why do you ask me, I am also a rookie who has just stepped into the universe, okay==

The hope of "going home" just ignited in Yunfeng's heart was crushed by reality, and his mood was like a roller coaster ride, from anxiety to excitement to disappointment.Now the whole person feels bad: "Whatever you want... I'll rest for a while..."

"...Is it that important? Home or something, it's just a house." Shenwei looked at him, his tone seemed to be testing.

"Very important, very important," Yunfeng gave Xiongzi a look, "It's really important, so I said it twice."

"... I understand it, but I can't empathize~"

The bear child said something so flat, and started to talk about the topic again: "Where are we going next?"

"...Can you make a wanderer who left home sigh the feeling of 'I can't go home'!!"

"Yes, where shall we go next?"

"..."

——Fuck, I'm not your father, why are you asking me! !

……

The landing place of the spaceship tickets bought by the two is a transit planet, which is similar to an airport.The entire planet is full of towering launch towers and spaceships coming and going.Yunfeng, a country bumpkin who has never seen a spaceship before, was really amazed by this scene, but these spaceships all look like buses from a distance, so Yunfeng is not so amazing ==

The man with the Mosaic Eye didn't have a valid ID, so he could only open a room with Shenwei's ID to stay temporarily.Yunfeng originally planned to enjoy the good feeling of "I am his father" once more, but Miss Leopard from the hotel smiled kindly at him: "Bring your boyfriend out to play?"

Yun Feng (quickly put on a serious face): "...No, I'm his brother!"

"I understand," Miss Leopard nodded, "Double Room 419, right?"

Yunfeng: "...um."

Damn, can I apply for a room change? ! !I don't want anything to happen to a brat at all! ! !Moreover, as long as there is one 419, it will reach 420. He feels very uncomfortable with this obsessive-compulsive disorder!

But in the end Yunfeng still compromised, the reason is that Shenwei BOSS nodded and yawned: "...I'm so sleepy~"

So, they stayed in 419.

Although it said 419, the room was still arranged with two beds.After brushing his teeth and taking a shower, Yunfeng came out and found that the BOSS had put the two [chuáng] together and slept in the middle very heroically =口=

Yunfeng began to pretend: "...Shenwei, you really don't need to occupy such a large area at 1.5 meters, you have to know how to be modest."

Shenwei rolled around on the bed with his pillow in his arms, his hair scattered on his shoulders, and he looked at him energetically: "Yunfeng, come and hit me~"

Yunfeng: "..."

Fuck Kamui, you are so self-deprecating that you have no friends, did you make it? ! !

He considered the favorability between himself and the BOSS, and then considered his own strength, and finally wrote down the account decisively: "I brought [chuáng] from home, do you know=="

MC is good at this point, everything can be placed in the inventory.Yunfeng took out his own bed and put it on the ground, silently raised his middle finger to a certain brat who occupied his [chuáng] seat.

Kamui felt bored at Yunfeng's forbearance: "Yunfeng, let's fight~"

"No, if I die at such an early night, I will go back to the entrance of the hotel."

When Yunfeng said this, he was unexpectedly serious. Shenwei saw his dark eyes through the warm light in the room. The bottomless color reminded him of the dark universe outside the spaceship, so illusory that it was weightless and full of space. Bewitching attraction.

Kamui hugged the pillow and continued to roll on the bed, the hair on his head drooped: "It's boring~"

Yunfeng ignored him, and happily organized the things in the backpack again. When he was content and wanted to sleep, he suddenly found that the [chuáng] of the boss was placed in an extremely asymmetrical place.

Yunfeng immediately became irritable: "...Shenwei, move your [chuáng] to the middle."

"Why?" Kamui lifted his head from the pillow.

"Asymmetry."

"...Don't care about such things—let's fight, let's fight~"

"No way, move [chuáng] to the middle," Yunfeng felt uncomfortable looking at the asymmetrical room, "It looks too uncomfortable!"

Kamui: "... Yunfeng, you always care about some very strange things."

Yunfeng ignored what he said, stood up and pulled Shenwei off [chuáng], and then dragged [chuáng] to a symmetrical position that didn't seem to make him feel so uncomfortable: "I really don't know what you are doing Live to such a big ==”

Shenwei hugged the pillow and looked at him, couldn't help but spit out: "Yunfeng is the one... how did he survive until now =="

He could have rested earlier, but it took nearly two hours for Yunfeng to finish all this.In these two hours, he got all the weird things in the house into the right place, and he also put the labels on the boxes he carried with him, and repaired the Shenwei suit that I don’t know how many years it was worn. A hole in the Chinese clothing ==

Shenwei looked at his focused side face, and sighed: "Sure enough, my mother also said that serious men are the most handsome~"

Yunfeng accidentally poked the needle into his finger: "...Shenwei, you have to remember one truth - the same gender cannot fall in love."

Shenwei smiled, and Yunfeng knew that he was joking too.After he finished his work, he stretched his waist and finally got ready to sleep—you must know that he was reluctant to go to sleep at night on the planet Truby before mining ==

Yunfeng didn't sleep very well this time, he dreamed about his life on earth.Every day after get off work, I return to my empty home, make dinner for myself, and then spend the night in front of the computer.

The cat fell asleep leaning against his lap, and Yunfeng was about to stand up, but he found himself awake after a whirl of dizziness.

... dreaming.

Yunfeng propped his forehead and sat up from the [chuáng], and didn't feel the palpitation after waking up from the nightmare.

He just stared blankly for a while, and then called out "Xiao Hei" in a low voice.

Xiao Hei is the name of his cat, a pure black cat of unknown breed.Unexpectedly, Yunfeng did not hear Xiao Hei's response, which made it difficult for him to restrain the urge to flush his eyes.

Yunfeng has been like this since he was a child, as if he has two personalities.The one on face is invincible, but when he is alone, he always feels uncontrollably sad and unnecessary.

...So why on earth am I giving up a good time of sleep to feel sad about a place where I can never go back.

Yunfeng told himself this, and slowly calmed down the turbulent feelings in his chest, and then used the method of complaining to criticize and despise all the things in this room—as expected, complaining is a sharp weapon to relieve the sadness in his heart==

Now that he woke up, Yunfeng decided to go out for a stroll, and if he could meet a few monsters, he would kill them to make himself feel better.Unexpectedly, as soon as he walked out of the hotel gate, he saw a zombie walking towards him cutely.

Yunfeng hooked his lips, and decisively sacrificed his own diamond-enchanted sword!

Killing monsters can give a man an illusion of invincibility, as if holding a sword can solve everything.This is also the reason why many people are addicted to the game.On the one hand, Yunfeng played games because he was bored, and on the other hand, it was because of this feeling.

So when he reacted, the backpack was already full of monster drops.

It was also dawn, and Yunfeng sorted out the dropped things, and when he returned to the room, he found that Shenwei was still sleeping==

... If, indeed, he is a carefree young man with no worries ==

Yunfeng felt a subtle feeling of anger that "my mother found her son was still clinging to [chuáng] when she came home from shopping for vegetables", and then he took advantage of his diamond sleeve and took advantage of the diamond sword to punch the boss.

As a result, before his sword could be cut down, Shenwei suddenly opened his eyes and a divine dodge came out that Yunfeng couldn't see clearly with the naked eye.When Yunfeng's frame rate finally slowed down, the boss patted him on the shoulder behind him: "Does Yunfeng want to fight with me~"

"..." Yunfeng silently replaced the diamond sword and took out the milk in the inventory, turned his head and looked serious, "How is it possible, I am going to tell you that drinking milk every day is good for growing taller."

Shenwei^_^: "Sure enough, you are an adult, you can't even blush when you lie~"

Yun Feng said righteously: "What are you talking about, do you want to drink milk?"

Shenwei took it, looked at Yunfeng with a pair of blue eyes, and finally asked, "Where did the milk come from?"

Yunfeng frankly stated that the source of milk is absolutely authentic: "I squeezed it from a cow."

Kamui: "..."

Should I tell him?There is a milk sale at the door ==

forget it.