[Comprehensive] Funny than a miracle!

1938, London.

Even after several years of the crisis that swept across the ocean, this metropolis is still slightly in decline.All kinds of people hurried through the streets, and the fog and rain in London made this July even more inevitably miserable.

For ordinary Londoners, this is just a normal July.But for Yunfeng...

What the hell is going on! !Obviously, he came to a place with a completely different style of painting than before! Hey! !

Yun Feng, whose whole body was washed white and didn't carry anything, sucked his nose, and sneezed in the somewhat cold and desolate street, at this moment, a person who looked like a lady passed by him, threw A thing that looks like a coin, and then muttered "God, what a poor child... look at this thin as if being covered with a piece of paper..."

Yunfeng silently looked at the coin in front of him: "..."

Damn, he was a rich man with a box of diamonds, iron ingots and gold ingots just now, has he been reduced to the level of a beggar now? !And what does "God" mean?Does it mean OMG? As far as he knows, people who talk about God all the time are generally Western Christians! ! !

He picked up the coin and found that his name was 【One Penny】.

...I don't know what a life-saving penny is! !In this life, I only know Jin Jin and Chairman Mao! !

After the explosion, Yunfeng remembered that he clicked [Yes], and then came to this street in a whirl, no matter which coordinates it was, it was different from the birth point he set before.Yunfeng called up the map and looked at it, and found that [Erzhoumu World] was written here.

I don't know if it's an illusion, Yunfeng looked at the surrounding scenery and found that they have become much more detailed, as if the game has installed light and shadow effects.I can see the flowing liquid and the round sun, and the skin looks a little more shiny, as if it has changed from a monotonous mosaic to a more advanced mosaic...

...Should I thank the customer service at this time?

So what's the difference, isn't it still a mosaic? !Instead of working hard on these aspects, the game customer service should give him a manual to explain what is going on now! !

He stood at the corner of the desolate street for a while, and finally saw a brown-haired man walking by with a briefcase.Although Yunfeng was as anxious as an ant on a hot pot, he still had the look of "I'm just out for a walk" on his face, walked over slowly and asked, "Excuse me, where is this place?"

"Is it here?" The man with the briefcase gave him a surprised look, but he quickly answered, "This is Meide Road."

Yunfeng silently looked at [English] in his language settings: "...No, I want to ask about a large area... Which country is this in?"

The other party must be a gentleman, so he just paused for a moment: "...Although Mr. Xiao—your question is very strange, I'm still happy to tell you—this is London, England."

Yunfeng calmed down: "Can you say it again?"

"Uh... this little gentleman, is this London, England?"

"..."

"This little gentleman?"

"No, nothing..." Yunfeng smirked weakly.

...OMG＿(:з)∠)＿The labor and capital have gone abroad! ! !

Yunfeng comforted himself that he was a person who had been on a spaceship before, how could he lose his composure like this, and at the same time covered his distorted face in a gaffe: "Can I ask you another question?"

"My pleasure."

"How many years is it now?"

"Hmm...in 1938, do you want me to show you today's "The Sun"?" What a bad time to pick...the current British government is too poor to entertain foreign guests."

... Is it really okay for you to keep breathing from beginning to end with such a sentence? !Won't you be choked to death? ! !

Yunfeng tore his hands off his distorted face, and then pulled the corners of his mouth with a half-smile: "Sorry... I probably didn't sleep well last night."

...Britain in 1938!Even the Great Heavenly Dynasty has not been established, even if he can return to the Heavenly Dynasty, he has some wool to use!To tear the devil with bare hands? ! !

Yun Feng's complexion was probably not very good. Although the other party saw it, he kept a gentleman's demeanor and did not speak.When Yunfeng finally said goodbye to this stranger, he said sincerely to Yunfeng: "Poor child... If you have nowhere to go, go to Wall Orphanage, there will accept you...God will help everyone A kind-hearted man."

Yunfeng nodded stiffly, but said silently in his heart, "Sorry, I was born under the red flag and raised under the red flag, an atheist" ==

Along the way, he didn't know where to go or how long he walked, Yunfeng was poor and had nothing on him, and since this was a street, Yunfeng really didn't have the courage to dig a tree and dig a hole calmly in front of passers-by...

This is a foreign country!As a person from the Celestial Dynasty, what he represents outside is how the Celestial Dynasty can embarrass his motherland!

But after Yunfeng looked at his own hunger, he was ready to abandon his dignity again.He chose a relatively tall building, and after detouring the backyard, he found that the building also had a not-so-small yard with several birch trees in the yard.

Tree = workbench = foundation of everything!

Therefore, if you want to get rich, you must first pluck trees. This is the eternal truth in MC! !

There is a thick stone wall outside the yard, and Yunfeng has no manuscripts, so it would take too much time to plan by hand.So Yunfeng decisively decided to dig a hole from the ground into the yard. Because the soil is much softer than stone bricks, Yunfeng dug it faster.

Seeing that his hunger was starting to run out, Yunfeng decisively stretched out his evil right hand.

After digging about the same place under the ground, he began to dig a hole above his head.As a result, after digging two pieces of soil, I suddenly found that the top was a stone!

Yunfeng: "..."

HELP Is he digging wrong! !This is where I accidentally dug it! !

Worried about whether he would dig directly into the rooms of the residents here, he recalled the structure of the backyard he had just seen on the ground.I found that with such a small distance, I can dig into the small house next to the backyard at most... If it is a storage warehouse, there may be many useful things.

Thinking of this, Yunfeng decisively continued to dig the stone on his head—it didn't take long for Yunfeng to hear the sound of the stone breaking.

There was no light in the space above, which made Yunfeng more certain that this place was a warehouse.

He placed a block under his feet and climbed up from below.

As a result, when he looked up, he met a pair of red eyes.

Yunfeng: "..."

other side:"……"

Immediately, Yunfeng heard the sound of ten thousand grass-mud horses whimpering, bleating and streaking past.

The other party was a young lady with the same black hair as him. He looked at Yunfeng for a long, long time without moving.When Yunfeng was about to lose his hold, he opened his mouth, his voice sounded softer than that boy Shenwei: "Who are you?"

"...", Yunfeng looked away weakly: "Well... I seem to have dug the wrong way when I dug the sewer..."

——Why don’t you turn on the lights in the room, why don’t you tell me!If you turn on the light will I come out of the hole! !

Yunfeng silently looked at his upper left corner——

Tom Marvolo Riddle

HP: 300/500

MP: 1000/1000

...is there a monster with MP ==

Yun Feng felt that his knees were about to be unable to support his body: "I—I'm just a plumber—"

"Ha," the other party continued to stare at him with red eyes and let out a laugh from his nose, which made Yunfeng's back start to go numb and cold sweat began to break out.His voice was deliberately dragged a bit slowly, "A guy who came out from the ground and was so dirty that he seemed to have bathed in the mud - claiming to be a plumber?"

——Damn it, you shouldn’t have yelled “Uncle Mario, am I your old fan” at this time! !Anyway, look at me suspiciously, you can see through my intentions so directly, is it really okay for you to be so sharp? ! !

Yun Feng silently retreated into his pit, ready to run away: "That—actually...actually, I'm an elf in the land—"

"Humph."

The child continued to mock Yunfeng through his nostrils.

Yunfeng felt that his HP seemed to be cut in half again, and the guilt of breaking into other people's houses made him feel a little hot on his face: "That... I——"

His words were not finished.

Because he turned his head slightly, and then saw the snake curled up in the corner of the wall.

It was a small brown-gray snake. Yunfeng couldn't tell how big it was from a distance. He could only hear a hissing sound coming from his ears... This sound can arouse all normal people's attention to reptiles. of fear.

He looked at his empty inventory, and silently set a big FLAG for himself in his heart.

Probably because Yunfeng's face changed, the boy named Tom followed his gaze, and after seeing the snake curled up in the corner of the wall, the corner of his mouth curved into a mocking arc.

"Afraid?"

As if hearing the conversation between the two, the snake raised its slender head, spit out its message in a demonstrative manner, and slowly crawled towards Yunfeng.

Yunfeng immediately pulled the child into the pit and quickly sealed the top of his head!

Tom Riddle, who was dragged into the trap for no reason before he could react: "..."

Nagini, who originally wanted to get close to his master for a while: "..."

Yunfeng breathed a sigh of relief, and then began to use his pretentious + preaching characteristics: "This kind of snake is usually poisonous, and it will be bad if it is bitten."

"..." Tom, "where is this place?"

"Oh," Yun Feng seemed to be funny, but in fact he was an idiot, "It's inside the hole I dug."

Before Nagini realized why the two who were standing in the room just now disappeared, she circled a few times around the place where the owner had just disappeared, and then judged from the smell that the owner was below: [Tom? 】

[I am below. 】

[Eh...] Nagini turned around a few times, [Tom, why did you disappear? 】

...he wanted to know too.

Tom's face was not very good. The man who had made a hole in this room with nothing in his hand could fill it up quickly--it was almost as if--

Just like him with incredible power.

Yunfeng sighed in the pitch-black pit, seeing his satiety and feeling deeply sad: "...I'm going to starve to death."

Tom looked at him as if trying to see a hole in him: "You...do you have that kind of power too?"

……

silent.

Yunfeng: "...Huh?"

——What is "that kind of power"!What else is "also"? !Does it mean that this boy also has a minecraft system? ! !

No, hold back, hold back, hold back!

Yunfeng coughed, trying to make his voice not trembling with excitement: "What power? What do you mean?"

Tom Riddle stared at Yunfeng firmly with his pair of red eyes, and in such a narrow dark passage, Yunfeng felt that his eyes seemed to have substantial weight.In the end, the boy just narrowed his eyes, then shook his head very slowly:

"No...you look like an idiot."

"..."