[Comprehensive] Funny than a miracle!

"So—little gentleman, you broke the floor of our orphanage, didn't you?"

Cole is an old-fashioned woman with a pale, yellow and thin face and hollow eyes. Although she likes to drink a lot, she is a bit of a clean freak.she

Staring at the floor where Yunfeng stood very uneasy: "Our Wall Orphanage... yes, the Wall Orphanage, you can see that it doesn't receive a lot of subsidies, it's just... just able to maintain Where children live, your behavior is really abhorrent."

Yunfeng stood obediently, lowered his head, and said in a sincere voice, "But... I have no money."

Mrs. Cole froze for a moment, then raised her cloudy eyes to look at Yunfeng: "...No money?"

Yunfeng took out a penny from his inventory: "Is this enough?"

Cole: "...Little gentleman, I had to find your parents, you destroyed the items in our orphanage—"

Yunfeng quickly made up the knife: "I am an orphan, pure."

"..."

Tom Riddle who was standing aside silently turned his head aside, frowning as if he couldn't bear the atmosphere here.

This guy with a strange name and a weird English [that's called Chinglish ==] finally dug up the floor after Tom was absolutely sure that the snake was not in any danger, and then the two of them met inexplicably exchanged a few words.

"That is to say... um, this is an orphanage?"

Yunfeng flipped through the only item in the room - the "Bible" on the table, and then concluded.

Tom, who was not very willing to communicate with this guy, nodded, but his eyes were firmly watching his every move.

"Then why do you have a room by yourself?" Yun Feng rubbed his chin in puzzlement, "Is your orphanage rich?"

Talking about it bored Tom, but he said anyway: "I was locked up for three days."

The reason was nothing more than hanging Tony on a tree - he hated the way that guy looked down on him.

"Oh..." Yunfeng didn't ask further, his immediate priority is to find something to eat, "Then do you have anything to eat?"

Tom's pale face seemed to be blushing because of anger, but he expressed his dissatisfaction very slowly and word by word: "I've already said it - I, in, off, off, off, off ,gentlemen."

Yunfeng imitated a majestic tilted head to show cuteness: "It's because of confinement, so of course you have to bring your own dry food."

Tom's face turned completely black: "Shut up."

...the character is really weird.

Yunfeng came to such a conclusion. After knowing that this is an orphanage, the fear of breaking into the private house has been reduced a lot. After all, if it is an orphanage, he can be considered an orphan after all at the age of 16. _(: з)∠)_

So Yunfeng hooked his little finger to Tom: "Do you want to go out?"

Tom stared at Yunfeng for a long time with his red eyes, and finally said slowly: "Do you want me to beg you?"

...the character is too weird, hey!Did I really have no parents since I was a child like him?Why am I so normal! 【not】

Yun Feng silently flipped a few tables in his heart and stretched out his right hand: "Forget it, you just watch from the side."

So Tom and Nagini, who crawled on his neck and stretched his neck long, witnessed a live reality show of "how to dig a log cabin with bare hands" ==

Nagini, a little girl who was only a few months old, kept yelling: [Tom!Tom, look, he dug a big hole in the wall! 】

Tom answered her in a low voice: [Be quiet. 】

【Oh, but he really dug a big hole! 】

【To shut up. 】

[Okay...but he really dug a big hole oh Tom! 】

【…】

Yunfeng was so hungry after he knocked off the wood with his hands, he turned his head and said to Tom: "You will run to your person in charge later, and then sue me for destroying the facilities of your orphanage—well, use an ax Just cut a big hole in the house and that's it."

Tom didn't want to go to Cole's old woman at all: "I don't want to—"

"It's better than confinement, right?" Yunfeng smiled at him.

"..."

So I actually listened to his words and stood in such a disgusting place.

Eleven-year-old Tom Riddle recalled what had just happened in disgust, and was absolutely sure that this guy definitely didn't have his kind of strength-just a possibly very strong guy.

"Actually, ma'am," Yunfeng recalled the way those foreigners spoke, and started his English-to-Chinese translation nondescriptly, "I definitely didn't mean it, I'm also an orphan, and I understand your difficulties very well..."

Mrs. Cole looked at his dirty shoes and felt uncomfortable: "This little gentleman - I have to say, if you really don't pay the compensation - I will call the police for disrupting official duties." Take you to the police station."

"Ma'am," Yunfeng had starved to death once before in order to prevent emergencies, and now he said with deep grief and indignation that "I have really returned to the age of middle school two", "Actually, I can give you Plenty of bread and milk, if you please."

This sentence stunned Cole like a blockbuster: "...what?"

However, after being surprised, she immediately felt that the child in front of her, who was only thirteen or fourteen years old, must be talking nonsense: "But it can't be true."

"I swear by Mao—no, I swear in the name of God." Yunfeng immediately stretched out his hand and made a standard oath gesture, "There is absolutely no half lie! This lady...you just need to give me the backyard Management - I will definitely make every child here eat bread and drink milk!"

This Haikou is too exaggerated, not to mention Ms. Cole, even Nagini who is lying in Tom's pocket can't believe it:

【Tom, is he lying? 】

Tom pressed her head to signal her to be quiet.There was no expression on Junxiu's face, but he was sure that Yunfeng was talking nonsense.

So Ms. Cole silently looked at Yunfeng's scruffy body and muddy shoes, and finally said: "Little gentleman, if you don't tell me your home address, I will call the police. "

Yunfeng: "..."

No, coach!If it is agreed, I will be amazed immediately, and then I can start a business with all my might and create a legend of a big business country? !Is it really good to be strangled in the cradle at the first step? ! !

Yunfeng struggled a bit: "This... Ms. Cole——"

"Green," Cole called the name of a boy who had been standing by the door, "take him to the police station."

Yunfeng: =mouth=

He immediately reacted and raised his right hand: "Madam, I will fix that room! I promise!"

... The script is so ruthless!

Because the cabin that was used to close Tom was broken, Tom was lucky to return to his own residence.

It is said to be a residence, but it is actually just a narrow room with only a cabinet, a table and a bed in it.Because Tom is so weird and scary, no one wants to live with him.And Tom also knew that these children both hated him and were afraid of him.

He seldom cried when he was a child, but when he grew up, his temperament was even more weird. Although he had a handsome face, whenever he was stared at by those red eyes, his back would feel numb involuntarily.

So nobody likes him.

Tom opened his cabinet, looked at the rusty silver harmonica lying quietly inside, and picked it up, but before he could take a good look at it, a voice came from behind: " Hmm... you are really extravagant, single room?"

Tom put the harmonica back almost immediately, but for some reason, the part where his fingers just touched the harmonica felt a little hot.He was a little embarrassed and annoyed, his pale face was stained red: "Why are you here?"

Yunfeng blinked, and made full use of this 15-year-old young man: "How can I say... Mrs. Cole sees that I have repaired the house so quickly, so let me stay here temporarily for one night... Well, tomorrow morning Just kick me out."

The orphanage can be regarded as a shelter for street children, but not all orphans can enter the orphanage - for example, this guy without any identification ==

Tom stabilized his mind and disliked his territory being occupied: "Why do you want to come to me?"

"Because it's said that your place is the most spacious—other places are rooms for three or four people," Yunfeng stood at the door and looked at this small space, "Can I come in?"

"...It's just one night anyway."

Saying so, Tom quickly closed the cabinet door and locked it by the way.

...Ahhh, he really is a weird guy!

Yunfeng told himself, "Even if I can get along well with a brat like Shenwei, what is this little scumbag?" At the same time, he started the lecture mode: "Riddle... right? In fact, you should learn to be more polite. For example, even if you hate You don't have to be so obvious to others..."

"Really?" Tom sneered, but the sharp displeasure on his body disappeared a lot, "Do you already feel that I hate you?"

Yunfeng: "...Uh, no, I didn't feel it at all =="

Tom looked up at him, and finally asked what he wanted to ask: "That power of yours—what is it?"

After Yunfeng came in, he took a 360-degree view of the room without any dead ends, and then felt that the decoration of the room made him feel bad: "Actually...well, about this matter—can you put [chuáng] near Is it by the window? It's a strange location."

Tom: "..."

This guy is even stupider than John, the guy who can only cry!There is no way to communicate at all!

"I'm asking you a question—what are you doing?"

Yunfeng picked up his sleeve and began to lift [chuáng], and replied without raising his head: "Move this [chuáng] to a place—I really don't know how you have lived here for so long."

Nagini, who was nestled in the cardboard box, came out with a little head: [Wow Tom, he is such a good man. 】

Tom was angry: "...I feel like everything here is up to me - don't touch a single thing of mine!"

However, as his words fell, the electric light above his head made a "bang--" sound, and then exploded.

Yunfeng was stunned for a moment, then raised his head and saw that the boy's MP slot had consumed 30 points immediately: "...Eh? What are you doing?"

Playing with light bulbs?Or did he miss the target when he was about to attack him?

Tom Riddle, who was about to use light bulbs to create a terrifying effect to intimidate the opponent: "..."

This guy really is an idiot who doesn't even know how to be afraid!