[Comprehensive] Funny than a miracle!

Although Yunfeng also regards Tom as his friend by default, but for some reason, he just feels that it is very dangerous to tell Tom that he can escape death.

This intuition is groundless, and Yunfeng attributes it to the subconscious that has been aroused in his heart since he and Tom have known each other for so many days——Tom has a strong desire for life.

So in the face of Tom's aggressiveness, Yunfeng just strengthened his determination that he must not reveal it: "I can't say this matter."

Tom Riddle stared at him for a long time with his blood-red eyes, and finally just smiled mysteriously: "Anyway, you will be willing to tell me in the end."

...Where did you get your confidence ==

"But you've changed so much," Tom continued, looking lazily at him, "I think you're about as tall as I am—are you going to shrink into a little baby in the end?"

He paused, and finally said quickly: "I read a book, which said that some oriental people do experience physical regression before they die—but most of them happen to people aged seven or eighty. body."

Yun Feng's eyebrows trembled: "You think I'm going to die, but you think I'm an old guy who is seven or eighty years old?"

"Probably all," said Tom slowly, "and in some books--there'd be some eternal youth in China, and they'd call them gods, and they'd have some magic spells, too. "

Yunfeng felt that Tom's reading volume was really cool: "... Enough is enough == I am just an ordinary person, don't think of me as a ghost!"

"So you're not going to die, are you?" asked Tom very quickly.

"..."

Yunfeng paused for a moment, for some reason, he felt as if there was some iron block in his throat: "Well...he won't die."

"Really?" Tom seemed a little unhappy, but his face was a little red again, "To be honest, I don't think your death has any effect on me, but after all, you are a different person like me—what are you doing?" How about wiping your eyes?"

"Sand, sand got into my eyes QAQ" Yun Feng pretended to be awesome and waved his hands, then continued to wipe his red eye sockets.

Tom endured it for a while, and finally couldn't help but say: "...Are you a three-year-old child? Will you be moved by such words?"

"..." Yunfeng paused as he wiped his eyes, and immediately healed himself, "Are you really an 11-year-old naive boy if you say such things casually?"

Tom raised his noble chin indifferently: "As you said, why should I make myself an enemy? Since you and I have become friends, I certainly hope to win you over to become my side. "

Yun Feng embarrassed: "No, you can say such things in front of me, you are really just an 11-year-old brat =="

"Shut up, little one."

"..."

Yunfeng is more than ten centimeters shorter, and his whole body has become the size of Tom. Because foreign people generally develop earlier than Chinese people, the 14-year-old Yunfeng looks almost the same as the 11-year-old.Facing Mrs. Cole's exclamation of "My God, what's wrong with you!", Yunfeng could only tell her that it was a genetic disease in his family, and Yunfeng even made up a name for it called "Rejuvenation Syndrome". .

...Who will believe in help! ! (╯‵口′)╯︵┻━┻

After repeatedly confirming that the child was indeed the hard-working labor force in their orphanage, Mrs. Cole immediately asked Tom, who was standing beside him pretending to be dead, sternly: "Riddle! Did you do this!"

Yunfeng: =mouth=

Fuck Tom, how unpopular are you!Are you the kind of sad existence that everyone will first think of every time something happens! !

Tom wanted to snort coldly and leave coolly, but suddenly remembered what Yunfeng said to him, "Behave better in front of Mrs. Cole", so he just lowered his head and said slowly: "...No I did it."

Yun Feng: "Ma'am, this is really a family hereditary disease—"

Cole interrupted him sharply: "Riddle! Don't think that if Yunfeng protects you, I will be deceived! God will not forgive you for doing such a thing!"

"Ha," Tom finally got angry, "you call me a devil anyway, so why do I believe in that God?"

"Tom Riddle! You are simply beyond redemption!"

Yunfeng: "..."

The person in question is about to kneel—I'm the focus, okay? !

And Tom, aren't you really a "professional scapegoat"! !

"Did you steal Tony's harmonica! And cast a terrible spell on those children!"

Tom immediately stared at Cole with those terrifying red eyes: "You say it again?"

"You—look at your eyes! You're nothing short of a demon!"

Seeing that Mrs. Cole was about to turn pale and began to be confined again, Yunfeng knelt down and grabbed Tom's pants: "Don't fight because of me!"

Cole: "..."

Tom: "...get out = dish ="

So, in the end, Mrs. Cole really couldn't bear Tom's unacceptable behavior towards her roommate, so she transferred Yunfeng to a room next door, and comforted him by saying, "It's okay Tom's pranks are always as long as three months." It will be back to normal in five days."

That's how it ended.

Inexplicably, Yunfeng finished explaining the reason for his body shrinking: "...I always feel that something is wrong..."

Tom Riddle, who was inexplicably blamed: "Hmph, that woman Cole is indeed a useless guy who can only yell."

Cole's attitude towards Tom is just like the class teacher facing the most naughty boy in the class but the tough boy in the background-on the one hand, he hates his behavior, but on the other hand, he dare not do anything to him, just All I can do is get over my addiction [use him as a scapegoat] and a little punishment [close confinement].According to Yunfeng's cognition, Tom's behavior could have been thrown to the labor camp long ago.

...From a certain point of view, Mrs. Cole is also a strong woman with a strong heart who can face all kinds of emergencies ==

Now that the fact of "being reduced by Tom's evil spell" has been confirmed, Yunfeng simply committed suicide until he was 11 years old. Before the voice-changing period, as soon as he opened his mouth, he found that his voice had changed into a frighteningly soft Zhengtai tone =皮=

Since it was already close to August, almost on the day he returned to the age of 8, Yunfeng found his Hogwarts notice in the mailbox of the orphanage.

Since there was a request for him to go to Hogwarts in the mission, Yunfeng didn't worry about whether he had magic power at all.But when he saw the Hogwarts school seal on the envelope, Yunfeng still felt that everything that happened in front of him was like a fairy tale.

In fact, he wasn't afraid that he didn't have magic. What he felt very sad was that he would fall into the sea of ​​learning again and run back and forth to school every day, racking his brains to do his homework, studying hard for the exam, staying up all night, and then failing after the exam. Don't know anything... A vicious circle of scumbags!

He showed the letter to Tom with a sad mood, and Tom finally felt that the matter might be true: "It seems that there is indeed a school for teaching magic?"

Yunfeng looked at the dozens of thick letters in Tom's drawer: "...you really haven't replied to any of them =="

"Actually——I also think it's true," Tom considered his words, and then opened his own other drawer, which also contained a thick dozen of letterheads, "I—well, I did prepare to reply , but because I really don’t know how to send the letter—although the letter should be an owl, but—”

Yunfeng interrupted Tom's stuttering words: "... Tom, no matter how much you try to hide it, I still see your blushing—isn't it something difficult to express your joy and excitement? Will you die or die? As for pretending to be like a little adult==”

"..."

The two teenagers stared silently for a while.

Finally, Tom surrendered first.He stammered, "Well... I'm really happy—if that's true."

He is such a proud person, even if no one is on his side, he can still hold his head high like an emperor.

"That's right... I'm very happy, indeed very happy."

Tom repeated, his expression calmed down.

Soft light shone into his pair of red eyes, and his voice was low, as if he was swearing an oath.

"I'm not alone anymore."

Yunfeng couldn't see anything clearly through the blurred pixels.

But he inexplicably felt a little sad.

He thought of the protagonist in Harry Potter, when he said happy birthday to himself in his narrow closet, the boundless loneliness must be exactly the same as Tom's long 11 years of life.

"...Why are you showing a sad face?"

Tom took a look at Yunfeng after delivering his poignant inner monologue.

"..."

"Did I allow you to sympathize with me?"

"..."

"Don't try to guess what I think, it's annoying."

"...can you be a little cute, Mr. Wizard =="

The replies from the two people were well written.Since no one knew how to get to the so-called "Diagon Alley", both of them expressed extreme confusion in the letter.

"I've really never heard of a magic school—are you really not human traffickers? I feel very scared, can you come and take me to the so-called 'Diagon Alley' yourself?" Yunfeng said according to Mr. Tom I copied a copy of the letter, and complained while copying, "Tom, hurry up and yell 'I'm afraid' in a high-pitched voice-what are you doing =="

"Obviously, I want to insert a pen into your eyeball." Tom controlled Yunfeng's pen to float in the air with an indifferent expression. "Pretending to be naive and disgusting are obviously two different things."

Yunfeng: "..."

You have the ability to mock me, you have the ability not to eat my cooking!Let me tidy up your messy things and return them to the victim!

"Also—with all due respect, your handwriting is so ugly that earthworms crawl all over you neatly." Tom turned his head and looked at his letter, and sighed helplessly, "I'll write it for you, and you can help me write it." How about Ginnie looking for something to eat?"

Nagini, who had grown to the thickness of his fingers, hissed happily a few times: [Tom gave you a thumbs up! 】

Tom: "..."

Yun Feng flatly refused: "Tom, you don't understand! The words are ugly, but this is my heart!"

"No one would want your cheap and ugly intentions." Tom gave him a fatal blow with a vicious tongue.

"...Spit out the cookies I ate yesterday! =Dish="

[Spit it out, spit it out! 】

"..." Tom, "You all shut up!"

In the end, it was Tom who helped Yunfeng write the reply letter.This young man can write elegant or gorgeous or noble or down-to-earth English in all kinds of cursive characters. It is said that he practiced it out of boredom because he was punished to copy the "Bible" many times.In the end, Yunfeng chose a low-key and luxurious letter, and sent it out when the owl sent another letter.

It would be a lie to say that there is no expectation. According to Yunfeng's observation, Tom has been looking at the window from time to time since the letter was sent out, and he was frequently distracted and dazed. Walking around on the wheat field ==

And the one who ended it all was a strange guy with a big maroon beard and a kind smile.

"Let me see, are these two spirited little guys Tom and Yunfeng?"

He winked playfully at the two children, and then revealed his identity.

"Hello, I am the Vice-Headmaster of Hogwarts - Albus Dumbledore."