[Comprehensive] Funny than a miracle!

How can we become good friends with a kid who is very vigilant and has a high eye and a middle school two?

Yunfeng's answer is - who wants to be friends with such a guy!

The wheat in the backyard has begun to grow slowly. Because there are no monsters in this world at night, Yunfeng can't hit the [bones], the raw material of fertilizer, and can only rely on the wheat's own growth cycle to grow step by step.And he and classmate Tom seem to have... the friendship level has risen without knowing it?

This must be the fault of them running out together at night to find food, sneaking out to explore on weekends, not being able to sleep at night, and always talking about it!

Yunfeng studied his own system carefully during the few weeks of free time.I found that my task four has been completed, and the reward I got is still a bound item—that is, an item that will pass through as he travels.

Moreover, its name in the item column made Yunfeng feel that the thyroid hormone and adrenaline rushed together——

The missing key one.

The original function of the Eye of Ender is to guide the player to the item where the final BOSS is located.Throw it out, and it will leap towards the target location, relying on this, you can find the location of the final boss. It can be said that it is a key to open the boss room.

And what does the key in this game mean?

Yunfeng has a strange intuition—this is the key that allows him to return to his own world.

This intuition was groundless, but Yunfeng felt that his guess was right.What's more, this key is the only item that can be bound, so it can be seen that it is a prop throughout the game.

Another reason that made him sure was that the last item on his taskbar had somehow been unlocked.

The last column reads [Task? : I have an eye collector - 1/? ], the reward is also a question mark, this ultimate task made Yunfeng excited for a long time, almost confirmed that the biggest main line of this game is to find the key to go home.

And task five is also very puzzling.

... "Mom, I'm going to school" is a woolen task == does it mean that I want to go to school? !The meaning is completely unclear! !

And the rewards for task five are even more meaningless—the alchemy platform==

The alchemy table is used to refine potions, which can be used to refine potions such as night vision potion and strength potion, and the raw materials for refining potions are basically on monsters—in a world without monsters, you can give Is my alchemy table kidding me?

Although he is determined to continue the task until he collects all the keys and returns home smoothly, Yunfeng is not in a hurry for task five.He doesn't have an identity certificate yet, so if he wants to enroll, he must first solve his identity problem.

So he is going to shift the focus of his strategy. The current main direction of his efforts is to get a good relationship with Mrs. Cole in the orphanage and then get a certificate from an orphan.

“God said—that at the fullness of time, as it was appointed, all things in heaven and on earth should be gathered together in one in Christ.”【1】

"God said ... er, ... as it was scheduled, when the date was met ... and then what?"

Tom closed the "Bible" in his hand with a "snap", and turned on the mocking mode: "Can't you learn such a simple language as Latin?"

Yunfeng has a black line in his stomach: "...I think it is impossible for normal human beings to remember it after you read it =="

Tom used his eyes and words to kill Yunfeng: "It seems that you have really reduced yourself to the category of normal people without any sense of shame."

"..." What's wrong with normal people? Why do you despise normal people!

Yunfeng grabbed the "Bible" from Tom's hand, opened it and looked at it himself: "Why do you have to memorize this kind of book so well? Do you believe in God?"

"I don't believe it," Tom Riddle lazily responded to him, "but since we have to do it, we must do our best - if there is really a character in this world that makes countless people believe in it - it will only be I."

Yunfeng wanted to say, "Wake up, child, this is today's medicine", "Do you know that you are so obsessed with Mrs. Cole", but in the end he praised his friend against his will: "It's a great ideal, and half the battle is achieved if you have ideals." gone."

"This kind of chicken soup for the soul is really disgusting. You can say that I am delusional - anyway, I will prove it to you one day."

"...I think when you grow up and look back on your current self, you will definitely cry and faint in the bathroom with your face covered."

"Thank you for your concern." Tom lifted his chin and accepted his friend's complaints frankly.

The two were on the swing in the backyard, which was a building Yunfeng built himself with materials.He also served as a chef and a repairman in the orphanage. Mrs. Cole is very satisfied with Yunfeng now. In Tom's words, "it's like seeing a livestock that can be used at will."

It has gradually entered autumn, and after a while, there is a light rain in the sky.In London, rainwater is a neighbor who visits three or four times a day. Yunfeng looked up at the raindrops falling from the sky. For some reason, he thought of the rainwater when he came to the game world.

I don’t know if that brat Shenwei survived...but seeing his rough skin and thick flesh, it shouldn’t be a problem to survive ==

When Yunfeng's thinking was galloping across the field of thought like a wild dog, Tom suddenly asked, "Yunfeng, what do you see on top of our heads?"

overhead...?

Yunfeng squinted his eyes and looked directly above himself, and then saw a brown thing hovering above their heads in the sky - it seemed to be a bird, but it was much bigger than a bird: "What is this?" ?”

"...Obviously," Tom raised his head, his voice dry, "it's an owl."

"... Shouldn't they all be in the zoo?"

"I don't know," Tom reached out and grabbed the rope of the swing, his voice sounded more like a deliberately concealed fear than calm, "Maybe—they're just hungry, and we have their food on us?"

Yunfeng took out the bread seriously from the inventory: "Can I grab one?"

Tom looked at Yunfeng's absolutely not lying expression, and gritted his back teeth faintly: "Can you use your brain to think about the problem for a while before speaking?"

The owl hovered above their heads for a while, and then Yunfeng saw a piece of white paper lightly falling from the sky.

Yunfeng frowned.

Very strange, this phenomenon is too strange.

Yunfeng saw Tom catch the paper—it was not a piece of paper but an envelope, and then Tom raised his eyebrows: "Tom sitting on the swing in the backyard of Wall Orphanage, 56 Mead Street, London Marvolo Riddle?"

At that moment, Yunfeng felt that everything around him seemed to be slowed down, and the only thing that could function normally was his brain, and the projections of the past few weeks flashed quickly in his mind——

Owl delivery, detailed address, letter...

Magical Power, London, UK, age 11.

All the details were connected in series, and Yunfeng stood up from the swing almost immediately!

Tom, who hadn't opened the envelope yet, looked up at him: "..."

harry potter!Fuck, this is the world of Harry Potter! !

It's the world of fairy tales that bullied Lord Demon King once a year for seven years! !

Yunfeng once again understood how cheating the so-called "Mom, I'm going to school" task is!

"What's the matter with you?" Probably because Yunfeng's face turned white into a sheet of paper in an instant, Tom slowly opened the envelope and glanced at him.

"..." Yunfeng covered his face, feeling that he was not well.

Mr. Tom's opinion on this letter is that there is a high possibility that it is nonsense.

"Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?" He frowned and smiled, while gracefully pushing the pumpkin pie on the plate in front of Yunfeng, "Who would believe this kind of deceptive thing."

Yunfeng silently looked at the pumpkin pie in front of him, and once again burst out with his wifely attributes and saved them all: "This, I think it seems true - don't you see that it says you are a wizard?"

"..." Tom was silent for a moment, then picked up the fork that lay beside him, "so I say—most likely it's nonsense."

"It's written so realistically—even the table of contents of the book is listed in a long list =="

Yunfeng knew that this kind of letters would come through one after another as long as there was no reply - he was deeply impressed by the snowflake-like envelopes in the movie he watched at that time.

"Diagon Alley? Owls? And a cauldron?" The 11-year-old boy snorted coldly. "I have lived in London for 11 years, and I have never heard of a street called Diagon Alley."

This is actually very strange.In Yunfeng's view, Tom is eager to find the same kind of guy—that is, a guy like him. Now there is a letter that looks very real and tells him that you are actually a wizard. Come to our school... Well it really looks like a prank.

The way Yunfeng frowned fell into Tom's eyes, and he glanced at him with displeasure: "What do you know? Tell me."

"I don't know anything," Yunfeng lied frankly, "I just think you should write a letter or something."

"..." Tom looked into his eyes carefully, and found that his eyes were still so unfathomable.He instinctively thought that Yunfeng's attitude towards this matter was a bit strange, but he cleverly changed the subject: "Okay, can you tell me—why are you at least 4 inches shrunk today compared to yesterday?"

"...You are the second person who discovered after Mrs. Cole, she was taken aback and asked me to go find her after mass," Yunfeng dryly began to change the subject, "My popularity is really cool. "

"I found out when I opened my eyes today, and, besides, I thought you didn't need any other so-called naive friends," Tom said without being diverted, "You can't even reach the kitchen counter, can you? What is this? Back to the light?"

Yunfeng: "...Huangguangzhaozhao is not so useful. I love to go back and copy the British dictionary!"

Do you want to continue to despise ordinary people, you wizard! !

Yes, Yunfeng didn't want to admit it.In order to complete task five, he had to resort to suicide ==

He didn't understand it before, but after he realized that this world is the world of Harry Potter, he immediately knew that this so-called "going to school" refers to Hogwarts—that is, he had to commit suicide four times, and he had to complete it from 15 The perfect transformation from the age of 11 to [-].

Fuck, I used to think that the systems in the texts with systems I read before are really annoying. I think this is fine-it’s already a blockbuster if it doesn’t make a sound. Not only the missions are incomprehensible, but also the players are forced to commit suicide. QAQ

Yunfeng gritted his teeth and committed suicide once, only to find that he was 10 centimeters shorter...

It's almost impossible to meet people. I'm shorter than that middle schooler from Shenwei, and I don't have hairy hair yet! What the fuck! !

After the meal, Yunfeng and Tom came to the backyard. He rolled his sleeves and looked at Tom silently, knowing that if he didn't confess today, he would confess: "It's true that I... have been stuffing things in my shoes before!"

Tom gave him a beautiful smile: "Do you really think I'm an idiot? Even Nagini wouldn't believe such a stupid excuse!"

Yun Feng silently complained that a snake can't speak and you are bothering with a reptile, while looking at him seriously: "Actually—I'm an elf."

……

……

Tom gave him a more beautiful smile.

"Want me to stick a fork into your empty head, dear Yunfeng?"