[Comprehensive] Funny than a miracle!

When putting on that dirty sorting hat in full view, Yunfeng would be lying if he said he wasn't nervous.

The Sorting Hat twisted on his head, and then Yunfeng heard a voice in his head: "Oh... Is this a child from an Eastern country? It's really rare."

Yunfeng was still a little nervous, especially when Tom, who was already sitting on the Slytherin bench, was still staring at him: "Uh... Mr. Hat?"

"Interesting child, I saw a lot of interesting things in your mind." The hat twisted again, Yunfeng felt a little uneasy, and was about to say something, but the other party spoke first, "I am a Hats for keeping the secret. Now we're down to business, which academy do you want to go to?"

Yunfeng was stunned for a moment: "You can still choose this one yourself?"

"In fact, my own will plays a considerable part, especially for a child like you who seems to have some characteristics of each school," the voice of the Sorting Hat is lively but full of wisdom, "but some The pedigree is also a very important link, and I am a hat who can analyze comprehensively."

"..." Yunfeng thought in his heart that he was as anxious as filling out the application form for the college entrance examination, "Well... what does Mr. Hat think of Slytherin?"

"It's not very suitable for you," the Sorting Hat said bluntly, "Although Slytherin is also a gathering place for a group of poisonous snakes who pay great attention to details like you and are somewhat paranoid and can choke to death with a single sentence, most of them are from magical families, Muggles Children of the world can easily be isolated if they go in."

Yunfeng: "... I always feel that Mr. Hat is full of resentment towards Slytherin =="

"I'm a fair hat - your impulsive character, chauvinism, and the use of violence to solve incidents are quite consistent with Gryffindor, and your obsessive-compulsive disorder will find many like-minded people in Gravenlaw , and your talents in cooking and crafting are also suitable for Hufflepuff."

Yunfeng: "...Mr. Hat, you are the master of complaints, please accept my worship =="

"Okay ok, it was a pleasure talking to you," the hat continued to twist and turn, as if it was very happy, "but we've been here for more than 10 minutes - well, my boy, tell me you decision?"

>>>

"Actually, what I was thinking at the time was - if you hadn't entered a college with me, I'd have put the plate and the pumpkin pie and the fork all - crushed and stuffed down your throat."

In the Slytherin dungeon, squeezed among a group of new students, Tom said so casually.

Yunfeng's face was dark: "...Thank you for your love, but now I'm starting to regret it, swollen =="

The name of the senior leading them is Abraxas Malfoy【1】, although Yunfeng has no impression of this name, but he does have an impression of Malfoy - it seems to be a very rich family, and the hair of the family members is all Sparkling Platinum ==

"The password is 'honor,' and this is your lounge."

After passing the portrait, Abraxas led them to a spacious living room, where the fireplace was crackling and burning, the silver-green carpet covered the floor, and various murals were hung on the walls: "From this Just walk in and that's your residence - a room for two, me and the deputy head will take you - now the first grade boys follow me."

"It looks very imposing," Tom commented, and then narrowed his eyes slightly, "if I can do better than him."

Yunfeng yawned, and didn't want to complain anymore: "I believe in you, Sao Nian."

Slytherin's dormitory is a luxurious two-person room, and Yunfeng and Tom were not assigned to the same dormitory as expected.Yunfeng said a brief hello to his new roommate, and then began to renovate his dormitory.

The new roommate is a black-haired boy like him. He is polite and well-educated. When he introduced himself, he stated that his name was Rod Nelson. Yunfeng was very impressed with this name. Not impressed, but good first impressions of this guy.

"That means - your parents were Muggles, right?"

Seeing Yunfeng busy in the dormitory, Rhodes unhurriedly made himself a cup of something unknown, and then sat in a comfortable chair and asked.

Yunfeng is checking all aspects of this dormitory for any irregularities, and nodded after hearing it: "Well, it's sort of."

"—Then it's really strange that you can enter Slytherin." Rhodes didn't show any contempt. "Maybe you have the blood of the magic family on your body."

"That shouldn't be possible ==" Yunfeng complained, then looked back at his new roommate, "What about you?"

"The Nelson family is not a very well-known magical family," Rhodes said in an unassuming way, "but the blood has always been pure—although I don't think there is anything commendable about intermarriage."

Yunfeng Black Line: "... So the so-called pure blood is the intermarriage of close relatives? This is simply a waste of talents =="

"...Yes, I also think this is a very stupid behavior."

Rhodes unhurriedly said something that seemed to be extraordinary: "I have fully understood since I watched Darwin's tragedy."

"..." Yunfeng, "Scientists, please accept my respect!"

"Excuse me, excuse me," Rhodes' pale face finally showed a sincere smile, "I was worried that my roommate was the heir of a naive magic family, but I didn't expect to meet a fellow Chinese... I firmly believe that there must be a scientific explanation for all magical phenomena—long live science."

Immediately, Yunfeng's admiration for his roommate was like a torrent of water: "Good job! Rhodes, I am your first old fan!"

"...Thank you, but I think you should take science as the first truth."

So the happy first night passed.

Yunfeng's fifth task is [I can also successfully make a potion once~], and the reward is a bottle of invisibility potion which is very tasteless.Should be a task that needs to be practiced in Potions class.

But when he was called by Rhodes the next day, his whole body was weak: "Why Mao wants to go to class... why Mao has no buffer to go to class on the first day!"

"If you complain any more, you'll be late." Rhodes dressed himself up as a well-behaved Slytherin in front of the mirror—even in school uniform, he exudes "this is the temperament and style" of Slytherin .

On the other hand, Yunfeng, because he got up too late - his hair was a little curled up, and his school uniform was a little wrinkled.After observing Yunfeng's magic of "washing face, brushing teeth, combing hair and dressing in three seconds", Rhodes gave a heartfelt evaluation: "...Why didn't the Sorting Hat assign you to Gryffindor? They are that A kind of existence that can wear a ruffian even in a school uniform."

Yunfeng grabbed the textbook with one hand and tied the shoelace with the other: "Because I have a terrible friend who would crush me if I didn't go to school with him =="

Rhodes nodded calmly: "So, is that the guy with the red eyes? He kept staring at you during the sorting."

"Yeah, he's thinking about how to threaten me =="

When the two rushed to the auditorium for breakfast, they met Tom Riddle, who was single. He was wearing a school uniform, and the red in his eyes was gentle and harmless. After seeing Yunfeng and Rhodes, he smiled politely at Yunfeng After a while: "Good morning, Yunfeng."

Yunfeng: "..."

If it wasn't for the public, he would definitely rush up and pull the other person's face!

Fuck, is this Tom Riddle? !Is this Tom Riddle with the eyes in the head?Smile at me, I think the world is destroyed, okay! !

Rhodes also nodded to Tom: "Hi, I'm Yunfeng's roommate - Rod Nelson. I heard from Yunfeng that you are good friends."

"That's right," Tom showed the same modest and polite smile as the other party, "Nice to meet you."

……

The eyeballs of Yunfeng who were watching on the side almost rolled out of Hogwarts: "..."

No no no no no!Sure enough, the way he got up this morning was wrong!Is this the Slytherin curse? !

"Your jaw is going to drop in the soup."

When eating breakfast, Tom whispered to Yunfeng: "The whole table is staring at you."

Yunfeng never cared about other people's eyes, he just looked at Tom's face slowly, and then stretched out his hand to pinch his tender face.

A red mark suddenly appeared on Tom's face: "..."

Yun Feng looked at him in surprise: "Hey, you didn't respond—you are really Tom Riddle—hey, why are you stepping on me!"

"Eat, eat," Tom gave the order, which sounded like gnashing of teeth in Yunfeng's ears, "If we want to gain a foothold in this academy, we must learn their way of life - don't you understand this?"

Yunfeng blinked, then nodded: "I understand."

>>>

How could I be so stupid as to believe him!

Tom Riddle thought so desperately, looking at the guy who was criticized by Professor Horace in Potions class.

"As I said just now - the porcupine quills can only be put in after the pot is boiled. If you put it in directly, it may explode." Standing beside Yunfeng, Horace sighed, "You There must be no prep textbook, right?"

There was a lot of discussion around, mixed with a lot of remarks like "Is he really a Slytherin?", "Looks like Gryffindor", "Is the Sorting Hat confused?"Tom pursed his lips, lowered his head and continued to stir his cauldron.

His roommate was a [-]% pure-blood supremacist, and he maintained a contemptuous attitude towards Tom from the beginning to the end after the two met-as if talking to him would pollute the air.

Tom took a deep breath, and suppressed the violent nature in his bones—he firmly believed that the Sorting Hat's saying "You have a great blood, and you are a born Slytherin" was by no means false, so he must He will find his true blood, and then trample all those who dare to look down on him!

"I think listening to your professor's explanation is the best." Yunfeng didn't panic, and put the items in according to the steps Horace said, and then stirred them clockwise a few times.

So, the thing to do now is to get the approval of these pure-bloods.

Tom Riddle thought so, and when he looked at Yunfeng again, there was some unpredictability in it.

...Looking at the current situation, it is not a good way to show closeness to Yunfeng.

——Do you want to give up for now?

The red in Tom's eyes became a little darker, but before he could reach a conclusion, Yunfeng's usual brisk voice sounded: "Professor, I'm done!"

Everyone present: "..."

Rhodes, who was in the same group as him, carefully observed the scabies potion in Yunfeng's hand, and then sighed: "Although you didn't follow the book, the color is surprisingly pure."

Horace was taken aback, and hurried to Yunfeng, looked at the scabies potion he had packed back and forth several times, and then exclaimed, "It's a perfect finished product—5 points for Slytherin!"

The professor looked at the bottle of medicine again, and finally asked: "But the stirring time must be 15 minutes. How did you do it in only a few minutes?"

Yun Feng waved his hand pretentiously: "No, no, it's just a mistake."

Rhodes chimed in with great loyalty: "In the journey of pursuing science, luck is also a part of strength."

Yunfeng accepted the compliment without humility.

In fact, he just secretly threw the spare materials directly into the pharmacy table, and after putting the things in order, he got the finished product ==

System, you are indeed a real mother!I will never complain about your painful mosaic picture again!

The author has something to say:

【1】Baidu said Abraxas.Malfoy was enrolled in the 19s...that is to say, he is actually probably younger than Mr. Tom ==

I still set it according to most of the fans--

1. I found that those who have never played games can’t understand the author’s explanation because the author’s Chinese is taught by a math teacher and there is a problem with logic [Hi]

The principle of right-hand decomposition is that synthetics cannot be decomposed, and synthetics should be judged as items made through the synthesis table in MC.

If you build a sofa with wood, then it cannot be judged as a composite, it is a pile of things, and things that must be made through a workbench can be called composites [such as beds, glass bottles, weapons, clothes, etc.], that is It is said that everything other than the synthesis table can be dismantled == MC’s synthesis table is all-inclusive, it is a good helper for fighting monsters at home, you will know it after playing it haha ​​==

In other words, the protagonist can tear down Hogwarts, are you happy [No! 】

Those who have played MC must understand, those who have not played it will not explain until chapter 20, will it be too late orz

Anyway, there are bugs everywhere in this article, I almost forgot the settings, don’t take it too seriously [Hey]