[Comprehensive] Funny than a miracle!

Yunfeng was hacked in Slytherin somehow.

For Slytherin, a house that abides by honor, rules, and aristocratic temperament anytime and anywhere, poisonous tongue and meanness have deeply become part of the skills of these teenagers.And Yunfeng's ridiculous behaviors such as "not bringing books to class", "often going to the wrong classroom", "always erratic in class" and other funny behaviors, in the eyes of this group of vicious tongues, they are simply more Gryffindor than Gryffindor.

At the very beginning, someone taunted Yunfeng on the long table in Slytherin, and some insults like "Mudblood" popped up during the period. After being reprimanded by the prefect Abraxas, although the other party calmed down for a while, but in Seeing that Yunfeng was still eating, he couldn't help feeling angry: "Shame! You are a disgrace to Slytherin!"

From the perspective of Tom, who has been watching the battle, this quarrel is completely the other side's one-man show.Because Yunfeng was sorting the things on the plate in front of him the whole time ==

In the end, facing the title of "Slytherin's disgrace", Yunfeng just replied lightly: "Did I deduct points for Slytherin?"

A heart attack!

Although I really don't want to admit it, but Yunfeng's grades are better than many people == especially the Potion class, it has become his extra points, Horace is laughing like a flower when he sees Yunfeng now like.

"And I don't quite understand the meaning of 'Mudblood'—let's put it this way," Yunfeng looked at the first-year student seriously, with a completely lifeless expression, just an inquiring expression, "in the mythology of the Celestial Dynasty Here, human beings are made of mud, have you also read the mythology of the Celestial Dynasty?"

Tom completely understood the other person's face that was suddenly colorful like paint. He felt that if it was him, he might have picked up the fork on the table on the spot and rushed to die with this guy who couldn't find the point at all.

"Riddle, is he your friend?"

His newest friend, Lucretia Black in the third grade, the girl from the Black family who is a pure-blood supporter, looked at him with such a smile, "Don't you need to help?"

Tom has such a charm, even if he is not a nobleman, he can do like those old magic families.In just a few short weeks, almost everyone believed that Tom Riddle was the heir to a magical family reclusive among Muggles.

"He'll take care of it by himself," Tom said calmly, showing the discord between him and Yunfeng. "Actually——we just had a fight recently."

"Really? Anyway, I don't like him very much - he looks like Gryffindor." Lucretia muttered softly.

Tom just raised his eyebrows slightly, but didn't refute.

If he had a comprehensive analysis of Slytherin at that time, then he would definitely not be willing to let Yunfeng enter Slytherin.He doesn't fit in with the atmosphere here, and his identity is destined to be excluded here.

"It's impossible to communicate with you!"

The other party sat down angrily, his whole face flushed: "Is your brain stuffed with pumpkin pie?!"

"..." Yunfeng touched his smooth chin, and then said seriously, "To be honest, I think it will be too late if you don't eat anymore—if you don't eat, can you give me your share?"

other side:"……"

"Merlin's beard, the Sorting Hat must have drunk too much," Lucretia sighed, and then said to Tom, "To tell you the truth, Riddle—I advise you to end your relationship with this mudblood as soon as possible. I don't want you to degenerate to the point where people look down on you like Nelson."

Tom was just silent for a while, and then said: "I will seriously consider it."

Is it a good deal to give up Yunfeng?

The answer seems pretty obvious.

But Tom Riddle had some hesitation.

"I feel as if your friend is abandoning you."

In the Slytherin lounge, Rhodes was wearing a pair of delicate gold-rimmed glasses, and was sitting on a thick armchair reading a copy of "Evolution" he brought. When he saw the words "survival of the fittest" written on the page When saying a word, he said to his roommate lightly.

Yun Feng, who was copying the 7-inch history of magic homework, did not raise his head: "Really?"

"Here, take a quick look at the chattering group of 'nobles' in the corner, Malfoy, Blake, Blake——and your friend Tom Riddle, he seems to be a duck to water here," Rhodes said. He closed the book as if sighing, "It's so shiny, every time I'm in front of a group of bright future guys, I feel like I'm just a little sperm."

Yunfeng==: "...What is that little Tsundere Tom? I'm your old fan!"

Rhodes, a guy who is somewhat similar to Yunfeng, quickly got together in just a few weeks, one was in charge of poisonous tongue and the other was in charge of spitting, basically able to resist the venom of all other Slytherins.And Rhode's family seemed to really not care about him hanging out with a mudblood, and gave Yunfeng a pair of fluffy cotton wool socks.

"That guy Tom...how should I put it?" Yunfeng thought about his words while copying his homework, "He pays too much attention to success——when he becomes a mature adult, he will know that the world is not so easy to change Yes=="

"I have a different opinion," Rhodes pushed his glasses. "Maybe he can really change the world, but who did you copy your history of magic homework for?"

"Sister from Gryffindor~ I exchanged my beauty potion with her," Yunfeng raised his chin, "The third-year sister is in puberty, you mortals with fishy lips =="

"..." Rhodes.

So it was as if both parties agreed by default, Tom never looked for him again, and Yunfeng never met him much.The first-year class said a lot, a lot, a little, and basically ran out in a hurry every day and came back exhausted.Except for Rhodes who shared the dormitory with him, Yunfeng basically had no communication with other Slytherins.

Breaking this calm is flying lessons.

Sometimes Yunfeng thinks that school is a bad taste—why does Mao always put Slytherin and Gryffindor together in class?In fact, they just want to watch the two parties quarrel, right?In fact, you want them to fall in love and kill each other, right?

Which professor is arranging the class schedule? It must be a spy of Rackvenlaw or Hufflepuff! !

Yunfeng has watched Harry Potter movies, and was impressed by the broom in it—can this stick be ridden?Don't you feel like your ass sucks, wizards? !

However, his next task is [Stupid, Master Can Fly]!

It will fly peat!What is there to be proud of in this kind of sports without aesthetic feeling! !

"Okay, now you've all got your own brooms - now say 'get up' to them."

The professor taught them so.The corner of Yunfeng's mouth twitched, and then he called out to the stick on the ground, "Get up."

no response.

Yunfeng: "...get up."

Still no response.

Yunfeng=dish=: "Damn it, get out of here!" [National scolding]

The broom jumped up from the ground as if telepathic ==

Rhodes covered his mouth with his hands gracefully: "Pfft."

"..." Yunfeng was feeling ashamed, but he turned his head to see Mr. Tom, who was obliquely in front of him, staring at the broom on the ground, the red in his eyes was about to burst out: "Get up!"

The broom shook the ground a couple of times in a polite manner, but still didn't get up.

Yun Feng covered his mouth gracefully following Rhode's appearance: "Pfft—puff hahaha!"

Rhodes: "..."

Tom: "..."

Gryffindors around: "..."

A few of Mr. Tom's old fans couldn't stand it immediately: "People who laugh at your own house—are you still a Slytherin!"

Yunfeng ignored them, and after laughing, he went up to Tom and instructed him seriously and earnestly: "Use a dignified and gentle tone, Tom=="

Tom glanced at him indifferently, then lowered his head and continued to shout "get up".

The broom got up.

"Thank you," said Tom stiffly.

"..." Yunfeng endured for a while, but he still didn't say "Tsaojiao, your ears are red" because he was afraid of being beaten, "Students help each other =="

When it comes to sitting on the broom, it's even more complicated, but basically every wizard enjoys it.Yunfeng felt that the broom was indeed the only criterion for testing a wizard—hundreds of years ago, to judge whether a person was a wizard or not, he just gave him a broom to see whether he was sweeping or riding!

If you are riding, drag it out decisively and burn to death 23333

Unexpectedly, the scene became chaotic, but the teacher was not there at this time [Yunfeng seriously suspects that the teacher is a spy of Rackvenlaw or Hufflepuff], the two colleges had a dispute over some trivial matters, The scramble suddenly turned into a "fight with a broomstick" ==

——What kind of rhythm is this!Anything can be solved with sports, isn't it the plot in the animation like the four-wheel drive boy Prince of Tennis? !Is it really okay to be so hot-blooded since everyone is an 11-year-old mature boy? ! !

Before Yunfeng finished complaining, the two small figures flew into the sky on broomsticks.When Yunfeng was still in the mood of "=口=", Rhodes whispered beside him: "That Slytherin seems to be about to fall."

As soon as Yunfeng looked up, he could only see two mosaics of different colors flying in the sky, but he still clearly recognized the students in their academy, and before he could react, he heard the mosaic swaying in the sky. The shaki Slytherin screamed loudly!

"Wingardim Leviosa!"

"Wingardim Leviosa!"

Yunfeng and Tom pulled out their wands almost instantly and shouted the spell simultaneously!

Everyone watched as the Slytherin who plummeted from high school slowed down in an instant - and fell to the ground as light as a feather.

Yunfeng breathed a sigh of relief, before he took a step forward, the Slytherins immediately rushed up and surrounded that poor guy ==

Tom was up front, and the Slytherin was almost scared out of his wits, trembling - and when he saw Tom he yelled "Riddle!" in a voice that was almost rescued, and started over Repeating "Thank you!" over and over, obviously too scared to forget all manners.

Rhodes, who had been watching the battle, silently patted Yunfeng's shoulder: "Do you need to cry on my shoulder?"

Although Yunfeng felt a little uncomfortable being rejected in his heart, he still complained perfectly: "Your shoulders are too thin, be careful, I will bite you to death =="

"I think—if you thank me, there should be one less person."

After the other party calmed down for a while, Tom said so calmly, and then he cast his eyes on Yunfeng surrounded by a group of people.

That Slytherin was stunned for a while, obviously forgetting that Yunfeng was also one of the people who saved him.But when he thought of Yunfeng being rejected by Slytherin, he was a little reluctant: "Riddle—"

"He saved your life," Tom said indifferently, "I think a sincere apology is necessary."

Yunfeng was stunned.

To be honest, he has long been immune to Tom's indifference these days - after all, they haven't known each other for a long time, and he also knows how eager Tom is to achieve results, and he can rely on him in the wizarding world. There are too many people, and it is no longer the same as when he was in the orphanage.

He didn't expect Tom to be willing to do this kind of thing, even if he did it for other purposes - Yunfeng still finds it a bit unbelievable.

The Slytherin was silent for a while, and finally walked up to Yunfeng and bowed deeply: "Thank you very much for your help."

Yun Feng, who couldn't get his mind off his head, said, "...Thank you, I think the red scarf on my chest—"

"Shut up, idiot who never gets the point."

Tom made fun of him lightly, but smiled slightly with the corners of his mouth curled up.