[Comprehensive] Funny than a miracle!
Chapter 24 Do you know what long johns are? !
"Christmas is coming."
As Tom said this, the snowflakes outside the window were reflected in his red eyes, his face was still pale as before, but the handsome outline of the future could gradually be seen on his face.
Yunfeng let out a sigh of relief, the tip of his nose and ears were red: "Ah... it's time for lovers to celebrate the festival again."
After hearing this, Tom raised his eyebrows and glanced at Yunfeng. This look contained various meanings such as "Why are you so stupid", "Knowing you is a stain in my life" and "You are hopeless", and finally he Just changed the subject: "You are really afraid of the cold."
"That's entirely because you Europeans don't have something called 'long johns' ==" Yunfeng complained, "I really can't understand! I told the lady in the cloakroom that long johns are a kind of long johns The cotton fabric inside the pants outside the underwear-what does she mean by making me a little pants!"
Tom: "..."
As a native Englishman, he couldn't understand what this is, okay?
So Tom just continued to change the subject plainly: "What are your plans for Christmas?"
After experiencing the previous "broom door" incident, Slytherin's attitude towards Yunfeng has improved a lot. Although I don't know how much of it is Tom's contribution to the flames, but anyway, Slytherin will be arrogant now when he sees him Say hello and be willing to copy homework for him 【Hi】
How did the camaraderie begin?
Copying homework, helping with answers, and complaining about the strange taste of the teacher in the transformation class... Basically, after this, you can become good buddies with Gryffindor.For Slytherin, another very important condition is that you have to behave well.
It just so happens that Yunfeng likes to pretend. 【Hello】
So it's very strange, after the Slytherins rejected Yunfeng for a period of time, like a sudden explosion, these Slytherins found that Yunfeng was as poisonous, picky, and behaved as they were. It's okay, and even more paranoid than them-it's a standard Slytherin after removing the blood.
Yunfeng's popularity suddenly improved ==
"One week of Christmas vacation..." Yunfeng touched his chin, and then asked Tom, "What about you?"
"...I'm going to the banquet held by Abu."
"...Oh, entertainment?" Yunfeng smiled, "I'll talk about it...at that time, I don't have any plans right now."
"It's not entertainment, it's to expand your own strength." Tom retorted, looking at Yunfeng's restless eyes, hesitating for a while before opening his mouth, "Recently, I want to find a wizard with the surname 'Riddle'—— To prove my lineage."
Yunfeng wants to tell him that everyone has the same blood platelets and white blood cells. It is really unnecessary == but he also knows how persistent Tom is about this: "You can do whatever you want-by the way, I haven't seen Nathan for a long time. Guinea ==”
"She's hibernating, and I'll leave it to you when I leave," Tom replied, and after another moment of silence, he said, "I'm not at Hogwarts on Christmas Day, so Merry Christmas."
Yunfeng nodded without hesitation: "Merry Christmas, remember my gift!!"
Tom: "..."
For the holiday of Christmas, many little wizards—especially wizards from the Muggle world will choose to go back to their parents and spend time with their families.For Yunfeng and Tom, the Wall Orphanage is definitely not home.
"I have to go back," Yunfeng's roommate, Rod Nelson, told him. "My mother is worried about my son who has traveled a long way. My mother has already mentioned me many times in letters."
Yunfeng helped him pack his luggage, and sighed after hearing this: "It's nice to have a family."
Rhodes showed a very thin smile, and then said: "I have given your Christmas present to the owl, and it will put the gift on your bedside table on Christmas Day."
"If it's something like "The Theory of Evolution", I will tear it up and put it in the fireplace in the lounge and burn it up!" Yunfeng immediately threatened him.
"--what are you talking about, silly boy," Rhodes sprayed the venom gracefully, "how could I give you such an expensive thing. Just hold the hardcover edition of "Unsolved Science Mysteries" that I gave you to play Go to the mud."
"..." Yunfeng.
Rhodes, you are definitely a shaker or the kind of serious shaker!
>>>
Christmas came as scheduled, and the whole Hogwarts was empty.
When Yunfeng woke up on Christmas Day, he found that "Unsolved Mysteries of Science" given to him by Rhodes lay quietly on his bedside table.And when he got up and looked at a hill piled up on the ground, he was frightened!
How come there are so many!
He feels... Although he is not so handsome that he has no friends, he shouldn't have so many friends ==
The first thing Yunfeng unwrapped was Tom's gift—a beautiful brooch, on which Yunfeng could see the serpentine pattern and the inlaid emeralds.Judging from this low-key and luxurious gift box, Yunfeng knows that it is definitely not cheap.
Tom also enclosed a note inside.
Dear Yunfeng:
Merry Christmas.
This brooch is worth 15 Galleons, so if you ever yell at me that it's a piece of shit - I'll stick it in your eye that's just for show.
your friend tom marvolo riddle
Yunfeng: "..."
It looks like it's trying to cover up!Tom, you are definitely negotiating the price, tell me what the actual price of this brooch is! !
And at the same time.
Tom Riddle opened the package, and saw a dozen glass bottles neatly arranged inside ==
He picked up these bottles and studied them carefully, and found that there were three kinds of labels on the bottles: [Strength Potion] [Invisibility Potion] [Night Vision Potion], and these were written in detail on a piece of paper in Yunfeng's appendix The use and duration of the potion.
Tom raised his eyebrows. To be honest, he had never seen these potions in textbooks—are these potions researched by Yunfeng himself?
... Is this really something a freshman can research?
In fact, the potions that are not in the textbooks are all potions that can be brewed in the MC game, but because there is no hell cloud wind in this week, the raw material [hell spores] of the potion cannot be obtained, and now the potion he gave to Tom The dozen or so bottles of potions were all rewards from the system that he had received—Yunfeng originally wanted to keep some for himself, but he felt uncomfortable because the box was not full, so he gave them all out for his obsessive-compulsive disorder.
Not worth it!My gift is priceless!Tom, this guy just sends a brooch and it's over. Is this a human thing? !Is this something a buddy can do?! ! !
Yunfeng regretted it, completely regretted it.
He went on to unwrap the other Slytherin presents and found that they were basically the same—brooches, books, small trinkets.In comparison, the Gryffindor classmates he knew were much more enthusiastic - sweaters, scarves, socks, etc. It can be seen that it is understandable that the people in the two colleges are not on the same page.
Yunfeng quickly sorted out the gifts he received, because he overslept without Rhodes calling him.There were almost no people having breakfast in the Hogwarts hall, and it was deserted.
Yunfeng rubbed his hungry stomach and was about to make a detour to the kitchen when he saw Dumbledore walking into the hall.
The two lonely people looked at each other: "..."
Dumbledore greeted him with a sigh: "Isn't this Xiaoyun? Why didn't you go back?"
Yunfeng: "...Yes, I'm going to spend Christmas at Hogwarts - what does that 'little cloud' mean =皮=”
"Oh... I heard that China likes to add a 'small' character in front of the surname for juniors," Dumbledore showed his erudition, "and you have the surname first and then the first name - it's really strange."
Yunfeng felt that he was about to become the communication messenger between the Chinese and British magic circles: "That's right, I teach you real chicken juice =="
"Learning about other cultures keeps us humble," Dumbledore said with a smile. "Has Xiaoyun missed the meal? How about some candy in my office?"
For this super positive character who came from Gryffindor and basically grasped that the school will become the leader of the Order of the Phoenix in the future, Yunfeng has always had a good impression of him.But Tom doesn't seem to like Dumbledore very much, probably because Tom thinks that Dumbledore has been "looking at him with some wariness."
... Sao Nian, you are too sensitive, I will also look at Nagini with wary eyes, but this does not mean that I will strip her ==
The main color of Gryffindor is gold, and the representative is the lion, which well highlights their passionate, impulsive, irritable and brainless character.But Yunfeng has always believed that a person like Dumbledore is a truly mature Gryffindor.
Wise, calm, and able to grasp the overall situation.
But at the same time, they will not forget the blood and impulse in the body - the years will make them smooth, but it will definitely not make them indifferent.
"Here's the latest Chocolate Frog, oh yes, and Lemon Sherbet."
Dumbledore put a pile of snacks on the table as if offering a treasure, and then looked at Yunfeng with a kind smile.
Yunfeng: "...Sorry Professor, I don't think eating this will make me full."
——The other thing is that the ability to be cunning and pretend to be stupid is simply rising!From the beginning to the end, he put on a face of "hey, how can I play you" but did things like "I'm just playing you, you come and bite me"!
"...Oh, really?" Dumbledore sighed and stuffed something alive and kicking into his mouth, "they are too few, right?"
Yunfeng rubbed his stomach, and roared angrily, "Professor, if you don't give me food, I'll go to the kitchen and ask the elf to make me braised pork and vinegared pork ribs!"
Dumbledore: "...well, you're a picky little fellow."
The two sneaked into the kitchen to have a meal, and Dumbledore expressed great interest in the food of the Chinese Dynasty, saying "it looks delicious but it feels too greasy" "'Ma Po Tofu'...is that right to pronounce it ?” And so on, Yunfeng said, “Professor, you are really a foodie”, “Mandarin is very standard and you can get a second-level test”, etc., all in all harmonious and beautiful.
"It's always a pleasure to be with Xiaoyun." Dumbledore, the dean, wandered around Hogwarts with Yunfeng like an idler, "I always thought you would enter Gryffindor How much..."
"I'm doing well in Slytherin," Yunfeng looked up at Dumbledore, "Although I also think I'm more suitable for Gryffindor =="
"That's right, there shouldn't be any prejudice between houses—it's a pity that Gryffindor and Slytherin are always at odds with each other," Dumbledore sighed regretfully, and then said, "What do you mean?" Your good friend Tom Riddle? How is he?"
……How about it?He's much better than me, he's almost a first-year spiritual leader, he's just a standard Slytherin, can't you see==
Yunfeng was about to reply to the sentence "he eats, sleeps and beats Doudou every day is very happy", unexpectedly Dumbledore said in front of him: "Tom always reminds me of a good friend - he is a talented wizard. Since him, I have never met such a person who can connect with me."
Yunfeng: =mouth=
...Wait, professor, what are you going to do? !I remember that you seem to have a good friend in the original book, but is it really okay to just tell me like that! !
"But he has embarked on a path that is completely contrary to what is right," Dumbledore sighed in the most gentle tone, as if lamenting the good weather today, "I have to stand on the opposite side of him——" Wind, you have to admit that sometimes your best friend can be your worst enemy."
Yunfeng was stunned for a while, and it took a long time before he remembered—not long after, Dumbledore's best friend seemed to be imprisoned in Germany for life after he dueled with him.
"professor……"
He wanted to say something, but found that he seemed to have nothing to say.
They were now standing in front of the Hogwarts gates, through which they could see the stone floor of the Great Hall and the torches on the stone walls, and the double doors at the back into the dining room.
That's where they attended the sorting house and where it all started a few months ago.
Dumbledore looked at the huge and luxurious entrance hall of Hogwarts softly following Yunfeng's eyes, and his tone was like a hero's sigh.
"The vicissitudes of life, the white hair of a young man, and the withered bones of a woman—time is really the most incredible magic."
As Tom said this, the snowflakes outside the window were reflected in his red eyes, his face was still pale as before, but the handsome outline of the future could gradually be seen on his face.
Yunfeng let out a sigh of relief, the tip of his nose and ears were red: "Ah... it's time for lovers to celebrate the festival again."
After hearing this, Tom raised his eyebrows and glanced at Yunfeng. This look contained various meanings such as "Why are you so stupid", "Knowing you is a stain in my life" and "You are hopeless", and finally he Just changed the subject: "You are really afraid of the cold."
"That's entirely because you Europeans don't have something called 'long johns' ==" Yunfeng complained, "I really can't understand! I told the lady in the cloakroom that long johns are a kind of long johns The cotton fabric inside the pants outside the underwear-what does she mean by making me a little pants!"
Tom: "..."
As a native Englishman, he couldn't understand what this is, okay?
So Tom just continued to change the subject plainly: "What are your plans for Christmas?"
After experiencing the previous "broom door" incident, Slytherin's attitude towards Yunfeng has improved a lot. Although I don't know how much of it is Tom's contribution to the flames, but anyway, Slytherin will be arrogant now when he sees him Say hello and be willing to copy homework for him 【Hi】
How did the camaraderie begin?
Copying homework, helping with answers, and complaining about the strange taste of the teacher in the transformation class... Basically, after this, you can become good buddies with Gryffindor.For Slytherin, another very important condition is that you have to behave well.
It just so happens that Yunfeng likes to pretend. 【Hello】
So it's very strange, after the Slytherins rejected Yunfeng for a period of time, like a sudden explosion, these Slytherins found that Yunfeng was as poisonous, picky, and behaved as they were. It's okay, and even more paranoid than them-it's a standard Slytherin after removing the blood.
Yunfeng's popularity suddenly improved ==
"One week of Christmas vacation..." Yunfeng touched his chin, and then asked Tom, "What about you?"
"...I'm going to the banquet held by Abu."
"...Oh, entertainment?" Yunfeng smiled, "I'll talk about it...at that time, I don't have any plans right now."
"It's not entertainment, it's to expand your own strength." Tom retorted, looking at Yunfeng's restless eyes, hesitating for a while before opening his mouth, "Recently, I want to find a wizard with the surname 'Riddle'—— To prove my lineage."
Yunfeng wants to tell him that everyone has the same blood platelets and white blood cells. It is really unnecessary == but he also knows how persistent Tom is about this: "You can do whatever you want-by the way, I haven't seen Nathan for a long time. Guinea ==”
"She's hibernating, and I'll leave it to you when I leave," Tom replied, and after another moment of silence, he said, "I'm not at Hogwarts on Christmas Day, so Merry Christmas."
Yunfeng nodded without hesitation: "Merry Christmas, remember my gift!!"
Tom: "..."
For the holiday of Christmas, many little wizards—especially wizards from the Muggle world will choose to go back to their parents and spend time with their families.For Yunfeng and Tom, the Wall Orphanage is definitely not home.
"I have to go back," Yunfeng's roommate, Rod Nelson, told him. "My mother is worried about my son who has traveled a long way. My mother has already mentioned me many times in letters."
Yunfeng helped him pack his luggage, and sighed after hearing this: "It's nice to have a family."
Rhodes showed a very thin smile, and then said: "I have given your Christmas present to the owl, and it will put the gift on your bedside table on Christmas Day."
"If it's something like "The Theory of Evolution", I will tear it up and put it in the fireplace in the lounge and burn it up!" Yunfeng immediately threatened him.
"--what are you talking about, silly boy," Rhodes sprayed the venom gracefully, "how could I give you such an expensive thing. Just hold the hardcover edition of "Unsolved Science Mysteries" that I gave you to play Go to the mud."
"..." Yunfeng.
Rhodes, you are definitely a shaker or the kind of serious shaker!
>>>
Christmas came as scheduled, and the whole Hogwarts was empty.
When Yunfeng woke up on Christmas Day, he found that "Unsolved Mysteries of Science" given to him by Rhodes lay quietly on his bedside table.And when he got up and looked at a hill piled up on the ground, he was frightened!
How come there are so many!
He feels... Although he is not so handsome that he has no friends, he shouldn't have so many friends ==
The first thing Yunfeng unwrapped was Tom's gift—a beautiful brooch, on which Yunfeng could see the serpentine pattern and the inlaid emeralds.Judging from this low-key and luxurious gift box, Yunfeng knows that it is definitely not cheap.
Tom also enclosed a note inside.
Dear Yunfeng:
Merry Christmas.
This brooch is worth 15 Galleons, so if you ever yell at me that it's a piece of shit - I'll stick it in your eye that's just for show.
your friend tom marvolo riddle
Yunfeng: "..."
It looks like it's trying to cover up!Tom, you are definitely negotiating the price, tell me what the actual price of this brooch is! !
And at the same time.
Tom Riddle opened the package, and saw a dozen glass bottles neatly arranged inside ==
He picked up these bottles and studied them carefully, and found that there were three kinds of labels on the bottles: [Strength Potion] [Invisibility Potion] [Night Vision Potion], and these were written in detail on a piece of paper in Yunfeng's appendix The use and duration of the potion.
Tom raised his eyebrows. To be honest, he had never seen these potions in textbooks—are these potions researched by Yunfeng himself?
... Is this really something a freshman can research?
In fact, the potions that are not in the textbooks are all potions that can be brewed in the MC game, but because there is no hell cloud wind in this week, the raw material [hell spores] of the potion cannot be obtained, and now the potion he gave to Tom The dozen or so bottles of potions were all rewards from the system that he had received—Yunfeng originally wanted to keep some for himself, but he felt uncomfortable because the box was not full, so he gave them all out for his obsessive-compulsive disorder.
Not worth it!My gift is priceless!Tom, this guy just sends a brooch and it's over. Is this a human thing? !Is this something a buddy can do?! ! !
Yunfeng regretted it, completely regretted it.
He went on to unwrap the other Slytherin presents and found that they were basically the same—brooches, books, small trinkets.In comparison, the Gryffindor classmates he knew were much more enthusiastic - sweaters, scarves, socks, etc. It can be seen that it is understandable that the people in the two colleges are not on the same page.
Yunfeng quickly sorted out the gifts he received, because he overslept without Rhodes calling him.There were almost no people having breakfast in the Hogwarts hall, and it was deserted.
Yunfeng rubbed his hungry stomach and was about to make a detour to the kitchen when he saw Dumbledore walking into the hall.
The two lonely people looked at each other: "..."
Dumbledore greeted him with a sigh: "Isn't this Xiaoyun? Why didn't you go back?"
Yunfeng: "...Yes, I'm going to spend Christmas at Hogwarts - what does that 'little cloud' mean =皮=”
"Oh... I heard that China likes to add a 'small' character in front of the surname for juniors," Dumbledore showed his erudition, "and you have the surname first and then the first name - it's really strange."
Yunfeng felt that he was about to become the communication messenger between the Chinese and British magic circles: "That's right, I teach you real chicken juice =="
"Learning about other cultures keeps us humble," Dumbledore said with a smile. "Has Xiaoyun missed the meal? How about some candy in my office?"
For this super positive character who came from Gryffindor and basically grasped that the school will become the leader of the Order of the Phoenix in the future, Yunfeng has always had a good impression of him.But Tom doesn't seem to like Dumbledore very much, probably because Tom thinks that Dumbledore has been "looking at him with some wariness."
... Sao Nian, you are too sensitive, I will also look at Nagini with wary eyes, but this does not mean that I will strip her ==
The main color of Gryffindor is gold, and the representative is the lion, which well highlights their passionate, impulsive, irritable and brainless character.But Yunfeng has always believed that a person like Dumbledore is a truly mature Gryffindor.
Wise, calm, and able to grasp the overall situation.
But at the same time, they will not forget the blood and impulse in the body - the years will make them smooth, but it will definitely not make them indifferent.
"Here's the latest Chocolate Frog, oh yes, and Lemon Sherbet."
Dumbledore put a pile of snacks on the table as if offering a treasure, and then looked at Yunfeng with a kind smile.
Yunfeng: "...Sorry Professor, I don't think eating this will make me full."
——The other thing is that the ability to be cunning and pretend to be stupid is simply rising!From the beginning to the end, he put on a face of "hey, how can I play you" but did things like "I'm just playing you, you come and bite me"!
"...Oh, really?" Dumbledore sighed and stuffed something alive and kicking into his mouth, "they are too few, right?"
Yunfeng rubbed his stomach, and roared angrily, "Professor, if you don't give me food, I'll go to the kitchen and ask the elf to make me braised pork and vinegared pork ribs!"
Dumbledore: "...well, you're a picky little fellow."
The two sneaked into the kitchen to have a meal, and Dumbledore expressed great interest in the food of the Chinese Dynasty, saying "it looks delicious but it feels too greasy" "'Ma Po Tofu'...is that right to pronounce it ?” And so on, Yunfeng said, “Professor, you are really a foodie”, “Mandarin is very standard and you can get a second-level test”, etc., all in all harmonious and beautiful.
"It's always a pleasure to be with Xiaoyun." Dumbledore, the dean, wandered around Hogwarts with Yunfeng like an idler, "I always thought you would enter Gryffindor How much..."
"I'm doing well in Slytherin," Yunfeng looked up at Dumbledore, "Although I also think I'm more suitable for Gryffindor =="
"That's right, there shouldn't be any prejudice between houses—it's a pity that Gryffindor and Slytherin are always at odds with each other," Dumbledore sighed regretfully, and then said, "What do you mean?" Your good friend Tom Riddle? How is he?"
……How about it?He's much better than me, he's almost a first-year spiritual leader, he's just a standard Slytherin, can't you see==
Yunfeng was about to reply to the sentence "he eats, sleeps and beats Doudou every day is very happy", unexpectedly Dumbledore said in front of him: "Tom always reminds me of a good friend - he is a talented wizard. Since him, I have never met such a person who can connect with me."
Yunfeng: =mouth=
...Wait, professor, what are you going to do? !I remember that you seem to have a good friend in the original book, but is it really okay to just tell me like that! !
"But he has embarked on a path that is completely contrary to what is right," Dumbledore sighed in the most gentle tone, as if lamenting the good weather today, "I have to stand on the opposite side of him——" Wind, you have to admit that sometimes your best friend can be your worst enemy."
Yunfeng was stunned for a while, and it took a long time before he remembered—not long after, Dumbledore's best friend seemed to be imprisoned in Germany for life after he dueled with him.
"professor……"
He wanted to say something, but found that he seemed to have nothing to say.
They were now standing in front of the Hogwarts gates, through which they could see the stone floor of the Great Hall and the torches on the stone walls, and the double doors at the back into the dining room.
That's where they attended the sorting house and where it all started a few months ago.
Dumbledore looked at the huge and luxurious entrance hall of Hogwarts softly following Yunfeng's eyes, and his tone was like a hero's sigh.
"The vicissitudes of life, the white hair of a young man, and the withered bones of a woman—time is really the most incredible magic."
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