[Comprehensive] Funny than a miracle!

After Yunfeng learned about Atsushi Atsushi's class from Xiao Xiang, the class monitor, he kicked the classroom of Class 7 of Teiguang's second grade without hesitation.

If we want to start from the very beginning of the story, after he made an extremely funny and unreasonable mistake, he prepared to have a desperate struggle with it. I don’t know how long the system seemed to be upgraded suddenly. He immediately ignored the option and sent him to the next week.

When Yunfeng was still refreshing the system one second, and then stepped on the street with people coming and going, he could hardly believe his eyes.

Fuck——fuck that you forcefully send it in disregard of the customer's wishes! ! !

Bad review! !I definitely want to give you bad reviews! !

Yunfeng was about to call out the system and continue to scan other things, but as soon as he raised his head, his knees softened...and he knelt directly.

Well... so dizzy!Fuck it, I feel like throwing up immediately!

After getting used to the mosaic squares in the MC system, Yunfeng said that the scene in front of him was too high-definition, and his mild 3D vertigo suddenly attacked——dizziness, nausea, stomach shaking, he immediately closed his eyes and sucked hard Takes a big breath and rubs his temples—it feels better.

So it really is an upgrade, but I am not happy at all, what is the situation that I want to beat the system? Sure enough, it is because of its deadly setting, right? !

Yunfeng took another deep breath and stood up slowly. As a result, when he opened his eyes, he saw the dense crowd on the street and the picture so clear that the basic pixels could not be seen at all——

"vomit--!"

Because all the items on his body were washed white again, Yunfeng was so poor that he couldn't even afford a piece of motion sickness medicine.Poor and white, he stumbled and wandered the streets like a street child for more than half an hour, and finally got used to the high-definition uncensored 3D holographic picture in front of him. He finally found a tree with a pale face.

To get rich - first pluck the tree!

Yunfeng stretched out his evil right hand, but the picture in front of him suddenly flashed.

[Comprehensive MOD package download - are you sure? 】

Yunfeng: "..."

Download Peat Ah!If you have time to do these things, can you correct the customer service?Wouldn't it be nice to give some explanations? The player is very upset and wants to call the customer service brother! !

He nodded [Yes] Yuzu, and was about to take a step forward before digging a few times on the tree, suddenly another flash appeared in front of his eyes.

【Warning——City items are strictly prohibited from being destroyed, and the anti-vandalism plug-in has been installed.Players please respect the results of OP's labor, once the public goods are destroyed, they will be directly banned for three days without explanation #^_^#]

Yunfeng: "..."

What happened suddenly, suddenly became a server game == I always thought I was taking the stand-alone route orz

And what does BAN mean for three days=口=I always feel that it must be something I don’t want to experience even more...

He silently withdrew his sinful right hand, and then clicked on his inventory.

At this time, he heard a "ding--" next to his ear, it seemed that the download of the MOD package was completed. From the refrigerator to a variety of fruits and a variety of recipes, there are even dozens of scary things such as [Taishan Stone Sword], [Laser Gun], [Nuclear Bomb], etc. ==

...but does it make any sense here is a city a city nothing can break I can't cut down a tree you're kidding me! !

Yunfeng gave this system a bad review. He felt bitter and was about to return to the inventory, but suddenly the picture in front of him was completely stuck. Started to lose weight.

Yunfeng suddenly felt uneasy, but the facts proved that his premonition was correct—after a long time, a [Minecraftascrashed] window interface suddenly popped up in front of Yunfeng.

Yunfeng: "..."

There are too many MODs and the system freezes and crashes.

... Fuck, your portable system actually freezes and crashes!Are you really worthy of those noble and glamorous seniors like【Want to really live】←? !If you have this leisure time, go to the next bunch of useless MODs and upgrade them quickly! ! ! (╯‵口′)╯︵┻━┻

Yunfeng couldn't do anything, he could only wait for the system to reload and enter the game, and when he saw the screen again, the frame rate returned to normal—but because the screen was too high-definition, his 3D dizziness suddenly broke out and he vomited again.

The interface of the system has been made more beautiful, but Yunfeng still feels it is meaningless == and the tasks in the taskbar seem to be more clear and straightforward, which is very gratifying to Yunfeng.

[Welcome to the world of Sanzhoumu, please check the world view of Sanzhoumu in the inventory. 】

[Binding items - a brief introduction of Sanzhoumu, Teiguang Middle School transfer certificate with additional school uniform (note: two copies for spring and autumn), 500 yen, and an identity certificate. 】

[Task 1 of the third week - buy a house, reward -]

Yunfeng pulled down the screen and found that there was no response.

"...Fuck, you're dead again!!!"

……

In the world view, there is only one sentence introduction - the people of District 11 who are cheating, high school students and junior high school students can save the world.

Well, this is Parallel World Area 11 ==

While Yunfeng comforted himself, he stared blankly at the Rainbow team in front of him.

Red hair, green hair, pink hair, blue hair.

Yellow hair, purple hair, blue hair and black hair.

...It is simply "white phoenix, red phoenix, pink phoenix and yellow phoenix"!Why does it feel abnormal to have black hair in the middle of this group of people! !

Maybe it was the wrong timing for him to kick the door. After he surprised the people in class 7, he was told that Ziyuan had gone to practice in the basketball club.So Yunfeng searched and asked along the way and finally found Teiko's basketball club. After entering through the gate, he was in a bad mood.

Yunfeng stood blankly at the gate, looking at the pile of colorful hair colors inside, and countless thoughts flashed through his mind, such as "collect all seven dragon balls and you can destroy the world", "seven gourd babies with one heart and one mind can Defeat the demons", "Tom seems to have said before that seven is an excellent number", "seven times a night" and other various barrages related to seven. Before his brain could react, the voice of a person He pulled back to reality.

"Sorry, it's training time."

When Xiaohong said [it's not], Yunfeng saw that he had a pair of red eyes with hair color similar to his own, and the name on the upper left corner read [Akashi Seijuro].Akashi Seijuro's tone was very calm and polite: "If you have anything to do, can you come back after we finish training?"

Yunfeng raised his hand: "I'm sorry to bother you... er, that tall, innocent-looking guy next to you - he took my lunch today! Three delicious sticks, five packs of potato chips and a box of cookies !"

Atsushi Murasakihara, who was eating potato chips, looked up: "...Huh?"

Yunfeng's gaze matched his gaze——

"Ah... so annoying~~~" Ziyuan scratched his hair, obviously tall but drooping the corners of his eyes like an unhappy child, looking very unhappy, "What's the matter?"

Yunfeng: "..."

You actually asked me what's the matter! !You held my lunch in your hand and ate it so crispy that you asked me what's the matter with an innocent face! ! !I haven't hit anyone for a long time, do you really think I'm not serious? ! !

Yunfeng immediately wanted to have a fit, and then thought that Xiaohong's polite appearance just now seemed a little bad for him to make a fuss, so he endured and endured, and finally said: "At least let me The cookies are still coming, or I will really starve to death."

"Don't~~"

Saying this, Atsushi Murasaki blatantly bit Yunfeng's cookies into crispy pieces: "This is mine~~~"

Yunfeng fell into the shadows, raised his head after a while and looked at Atsushi Ziyuan quietly: "...Do you know how the word 'death' is written?"

"Hmm... I don't know~~" Ziyuan lowered the corners of her eyes, her tone was shallow and brisk, and she continued to chatter, "I didn't do anything and I didn't know anything~~"

"Purora." Akashi gave Ziyuan a threatening look, and was about to say something, Xiaohuang [not] suddenly pointed at Yunfeng and shouted: "Ah, so it was you?! Yesterday I used the school radio to confess my love That guy!!"

"Ah? Why does someone confess to such a guy?" Xiao Hei looked at Atsushi Ziyuan in disgust, and then pulled his jersey a little irritably, "It's all right, why do you bring things like Ziyuan to the basketball court?" Come up and deal with it?"

"Well... he found it himself~~~" Atsushi Ziyuan continued to eat.

"As expected, this annoying guy is number one today," Xiaolu pushed his glasses, "By the way, I brought a HELLOKITTY flashlight to reverse my luck."

"Ziyuan-kun is also liked by someone." Xiaolan […] said sincerely and expressionlessly.

"..." Yunfeng.

"...you're all so noisy," Akashi turned his head and took away a bunch of snack bags in Murasakihara's hand, and then said "Oh little Chizai, what are you doing" and "This is really mine" in Ziyuan's words. He handed them all to Yunfeng while shouting, "I'm very sorry, there are only these now."

Yunfeng felt that it was not the same as whether he would answer it or not, so he hesitated for a long time before answering it: "Oh...then I'll be leaving."

After Yunfeng walked out of the basketball training hall in a daze, he suddenly realized something.

confession?

What the hell are you telling me? !

When did he confess his love to that Great Demon King Roushan [Hello]! !

and many more--!

He remembered that yesterday he seemed to have confessed to a beautiful girl.

Damn, could it be that the rumors were circulating that he was going to confess to this guy named Atsushi Murasakihara? ! !

Yunfeng immediately felt the world's dense malice.His current MC has built-in skills because he can't use them in the city, and he can't even cut down a tree. The task of buying a house is indefinitely, and he still owes a huge amount of debt——fuck, he even confessed to a man for no reason? !

Yunfeng was suffocating with anger and wanted to turn his head back and continue to cry, make trouble, and hang himself, but when he turned his head and found that the picture in front of him didn't follow suit, he felt even worse.

Another, dead, machine, again! ! !

I said that if you can’t carry the high-definition light, shadow and water reflection texture pack, don’t install it!After installing it, what kind of trouble is going to be caused by one card for three days! !

Yunfeng waited depressedly for about half an hour looking at the crashed screen, during which time his eyes were stuck with wobbly patterns, and everything around him seemed to be framed in front of him with slow motion and afterimages. Jumps around frame by frame.Yunfeng was so dizzy, he simply sat down, closed his eyes and fell asleep for a while.

When he woke up, he found that it was the end of club activities. He slowly stood up and stuffed a donut into his mouth [Although he said that there are no snacks, half of his inventory is actually eaten], I stretched my somewhat paralyzed calves, and when I looked up, I saw the group of rainbow troops coming out of the gate.

With half a donut in its mouth, Yunfeng and Team Rainbow stared at each other silently for dozens of seconds.

"..."

"..."

Qingfeng whispered to Heizizhe, "Zhe...what's the situation?"

The exhausted Heizi pushed away Qingfeng's hand on his shoulder expressionlessly: "It's probably written in the book—wait for the boyfriend to come home."

Atsushi Ziyuan, who was eating potato chips, said hello to Yunfeng frankly: "Hey... the donuts you ate are a color I have never seen before."

"..." Yunfeng glanced blankly at the homemade donut in his hand, "Purple potato and beef flavor."

"Haven't eaten it~~ Is it delicious?"

"..."

"Why don't you talk?"

"...Wait for a while."

Fuck, why can you, the guy who is being confessed, talk to me frankly as if nothing happened! ! !Angry donuts!