[Comprehensive] Funny than a miracle!

"So it was a misunderstanding, right?"

The canteen at the entrance of Teiko Middle School is booming.Hei Zitetsu also broke the popsicle in half, and was about to give one to his partner Aomine Daiki, when he saw Momoi's shining eyes on him again.

"Momoi-san, this is for you."

"Really?! Thank you Zhejun!" ~(≧▽≦)/~

Midorima Shintaro pushed his glasses, looked at Yunfeng who was sitting on the chair, and revealed the contemplation of "Detective Shintaro": "According to my judgment, it is because the microphone at the back is turned off that caused this Misunderstandings arise."

"...Thank you," Yun Feng covered his face in pain, "Do you think my reputation can still be saved?"

Shintaro carefully read Yunfeng from the beginning to the end, and when Yunfeng thought he was about to make an astonishing statement like "I've seen through you", he asked seriously:

"what is your horoscope?"

Yunfeng: =mouth=

Not reliable!I should have known you were unreliable from the moment I saw you with the HELLOKETTY flashlight on! !

The big man Ziyuan Dun sat next to Yunfeng, largely because he found that Yunfeng always had a lot of food: "Do you still have food? The pocket money my mother gave me is used up."

Yunfeng was still a little jealous of such a tall person, so he took a step back uncomfortably: "Well... tell her that the school needs to pay the materials fee =="

"Hey~" Ziyuan stretched out his hand and pressed Yunfeng's head hard, "It's not good to lie, Xiao Yunzi is really a bad boy."

Yun Feng felt that he was suddenly shortened by 10cm: "Hey, don't do it - if you do it again, I will sue your mother - and what is the name of Xiao Yunzi... Hey, don't grab my food!"

No matter how much Yunfeng tried to protect the food, there was nothing he could do about it—Ziyuan was not only big but also fast, and shamelessly used fake moves.Before Yunfeng could react, the donut in his hand was snatched away by Ziyuan. The feeling of being snatched by a large creature at close range is definitely more fear than anger... His back froze immediately.

After a while, he rushed forward with a pale face and shook Ziyuan's neck desperately: "Damn it, there's saliva on it, spit it out!"

"Hey..." Ziyuan ate without moving, with the corners of his eyes drooping, looking too lazy to deal with it, "Don't shake~~It's useless to be so weak~~~"

Midorima pushed his glasses, watched Kise continue to linger around Aomine asking for "basketball skills", but Aomine still said "forgot", "feeling", "does it feel comfortable" He answered, and Heizi's extremely low voice suddenly rang in his ears: "Isn't Mr. Yunfeng Japanese?"

"Ah?" Yunfeng was stunned for a long time before he found Heizi's existence, "Well, I'm from the Celestial Dynasty, so you can call me by my name directly == I transferred to Diguang—hey, I'll beat you again ==It’s a real fight!!!”

Heizi's clear blue eyes looked at Yunfeng quietly, and finally said: "Ziyuan-kun just likes snacks very much, and he is easy to get along with at ordinary times-this is the suggestion I gave."

Looking at Heizi's eyes, Yunfeng suddenly felt something ominous: "...No, you misunderstood me, I don't want to get along with him at all=皮="

Heizi nodded understandingly, and then continued to say calmly, "Sorry. I can only help you so far."

—Young man, have you misunderstood something? ! !

Yunfeng felt that a mouthful of old blood was choked in his throat and was about to gush out, and he didn't want to worry about how much food Ziyuan took from him: "I'd better go to work first... goodbye boys."

"Mr. Yunfeng looks so serious," Heizi said, watching Yunfeng's back silently going away, "He is a very good person, Mr. Ziyuan."

"...There are a lot of donuts that I haven't eaten before," Ziyuan held the snacks in his hand and began to classify them one by one, "This one is fried banana flavor, this one is chili and ice cream flavor... this taste is so strange—ah , so spicy, tears are about to fall~ but delicious~~”

Midorima Shintaro turned his head unbearably: "You are so delicious."

Heizi looked at Ziyuan silently for a long time as if he agreed, and finally said, "Mr. Ziyuan, can I have a bite?"

"Here, this tastes super delicious~~"

"Thank you."

Green room=dish=: "...Heizi, be more serious."

And Kise was still stalking and beating Aomine to death.

"Tell me Xiao Qingfeng~ how did you dunk like that?"

"Didn't you just say that you thought it would work? May, lend me your homework."

"Ah? No way, Qingfeng! If you continue like this, you will definitely fail!"

At the same time, Yunfeng hurriedly ran through the bustling and noisy streets, and then passed by Akashi Seijuro who was carrying a schoolbag.

Akashi Seijuro turned his head to look at him in a hurry, with a smile in his red eyes.

"What an indescribable man."

He said something in such a soft voice, and then continued to enjoy the rare time alone.

Although talking about going to work, Yunfeng has not found a suitable job orz

He found a lot of information and advertisements for recruiting temporary workers, but it was either too far away or the time was not right.Unable to find anything, Yunfeng finally returned to the school dormitory sadly, when he passed by the basketball hall, he suddenly heard the sound of playing basketball from inside.

It was already eight or nine o'clock in the evening, and Yunfeng was a little curious about who was still practicing inside - but when he opened the door and walked in, he saw Heizi Tetsuya who was panting desperately to practice shooting.

His whole body was covered in sweat, the team uniform on his body was completely soaked, and the sweat from his hair was dripping down one by one.Panting, he dribbled the ball towards the basket, and finally arched his body and threw the basketball towards the hoop——

The ball dangled a few times around the edge of the rim, then dropped off the side.

However, he immediately ran over to pick up the ball, gasped and jumped up again-shooting.

Still not in.

Heizi was probably too tired. After trying 3 or 4 times, Heizi was so tired that he couldn't get up, and fell down on the basketball court out of breath.

Yunfeng hesitated for a while, but then said, "Is it student Heizi? Still practicing at this late hour?"

Heizi didn't turn his head, or he had already seen Yunfeng standing at the door.He calmed down his violent heartbeat slightly, and said in the same tone as usual: "Good evening, Mr. Yunfeng—we meet again. I didn't plan to come tonight, but my friend is also practicing basketball—so I felt that I couldn’t lose to him, so I came.”

...Your calm tone really makes people think that it is the tone after strenuous exercise==

Yunfeng slandered silently, and then took out the strawberries [secretly planted in the dormitory] in the inventory: "Do you want to eat strawberries?"

"no, thank you."

Heizi sat up after lying on the basketball court for a while, even though there was still a puddle of sweat on the ground.He reached out and wiped the sweat from his forehead, and finally met Yunfeng's eyes: "Mr. Ziyuan doesn't like to eat this kind of food with a lot of juice."

Yunfeng suddenly felt that the strawberry was choking his throat, he coughed a few times to cover up his embarrassment: "...you misunderstood, I have nothing to do with that giant at all!"

"Really," Heizi nodded, and then innocently stabbed Yunfeng, "You two are a perfect match, what a pity."

...What a pity! !Why do you look so innocent, but when you speak, you are full of malice! !

Yunfeng quickly changed the subject, reached out and poked the basketball next to Heizi, and asked, "Playing basketball is really hard. Are you a starting player?"

"Yes, I am a member of the first army," Heizi lowered his eyebrows, looked at the basketball with light blue eyes, and said with an indescribable persistence in his tone, "Everyone is very strong, so I have to work hard to catch up their steps."

Yunfeng looked at Heizi, and felt that this young man had a kind of vigor that he didn't usually have when he talked about basketball.He propped his chin and looked at Heizi silently, and finally said, "It's nice to have something you like."

"What does Mr. Yun like?"

"Well... I used to like games. Now I don't want to touch them anymore ==" Yunfeng sat up straight with a serious face.

Heizi stood up and handed the basketball to Yunfeng.Under the white lights of the basketball court, Heizi seemed to have a hint of a smile on his face.

"Do you want to try playing basketball?"

……

Yunfeng threw away the basketball decisively: "No, I'm too tired."

Kuroko:"……"

Yunfeng, like most boys, likes to watch football - he also likes to run around and slam dunk by operating the controller on the game, but he doesn't like to be tired every day to play football at all ←_←

"Didn't Mr. Yunfeng feel the excitement of blood surging at the moment he came into contact with basketball?"

"……Absolutely not."

"...It's unbelievable," Heizi studied him from top to bottom with calm eyes, and finally sighed, "Mr. Yunfeng is so strange."

"...What's so strange! Instead, it's the type of you who play basketball like you are weird ←_←"

"The first is because I like it," Heizi bent down and picked up the basketball. "The second is because I made an appointment with my friend—we will meet each other on the field in the future."

Yunfeng propped his chin and looked at Heizi's thin and thin figure, and finally asked, "Student Heizi, do you know where I can find a part-time job?"

The basketball danced rhythmically in Heizi's hands. Heizi stared at the basket in the distance, his voice was calm and unwavering.

"I'll tell Mr. Yunfeng—how about a cup of vanilla milkshake?"

Yunfeng nodded decisively: "Deal!"

Because Yunfeng didn't have a blender, he had to go to M's to buy a cup the next day.

When he came to the basketball hall, he found that today's basketball team seemed to be playing an internal competition.

Yunfeng silently held up the milkshake and looked at the team members guarding the door: "Um... are you not allowed to enter today?"

"You are not allowed to enter and visit during training," said the tall and burly people guarding the door. "Even if you want to rush up to get an autograph, wait until the game is over!"

Yunfeng continued to turn his head to look at the milkshake that had already started to melt: "Then how long will it take to get in?"

"Give up, unless you are the captain's boyfriend, wait outside!"

"..."

Yunfeng and the gatekeeper stared at each other silently for a while, finally Yunfeng sighed and turned his head to leave, but when he turned his head, he really saw the Captain.

Yunfeng: "..."

Akashi was wearing the clothes of a member of the basketball team, his red eyes just paused for a moment on Yunfeng, and then he nodded understandingly: "Even if you came to see London - but this time it's just the three and two armies the match of."

Yunfeng: "..."

Akashi: "If you want to find Atsushi, go to the basketball gym next door. They practice there today-but you can't visit during practice."

Yunfeng: "..."

Akashi continued to walk forward for several steps, and finally seemed to feel that Yunfeng was a little pitiful standing there.The captain, who cared about the team members, stopped again with the thought of "Dun finally got it, even though this guy is a man and a bit stupid", turned around and said to Yunfeng in a very conflicted manner:

"Okay you can go in - just don't disturb their practice."

"...You really think too much," Yunfeng raised the milkshake in his hand expressionlessly, "I'm here to find Heizi."

Akashi looked at him blankly.

"...don't get me wrong, I really don't mean to attack him!"