[Comprehensive] Funny than a miracle!
Chapter 36 36Q
Qingfeng has not come to participate in training several times in a row.
Heizi told Yunfeng the news was during the summer vacation. At that time, Yunfeng had already changed to a small single room through the system, and planted a lot of things amidst the irritating cicadas in summer.Yunfeng froze for a moment when he heard Heizi's feedback to him, then continued to lower his head to water the little strawberries in the flowerpot.
"Is it... Is there something wrong at home?"
This is the most realistic possibility that Yunfeng can think of.Given that Qingfeng is an uncomfortable guy who doesn't touch basketball every day, it's hard for Yunfeng to imagine that he would skip training.
"No," Heizi shook his head, "I went to find Mr. Qingfeng, he was just basking in the sun."
"..." Yun Feng silently raised his head to look at the scorching sun outside, "He is definitely broken somewhere."
Heizi was not as happy as Yunfeng, and it was obvious that Qingfeng's situation made him a little uneasy.Although he was praised again and again in the arena, Heizi keenly felt that Qingfeng was becoming more and more unhappy.
"You obviously invited Yunfeng-kun to the festival—but I'm sorry to tell you this."
Heizi settled down, and drove out the uneasiness in his mind.
Festival?
Yunfeng tilted his head and acted cute: "Sorry, I don't have a bathrobe."
The big cute god Heizi doesn't need to be cute at all, but just replied lightly: "It's okay to not wear a yukata. When I participated in the summer festival last year, many people didn't wear a yukata. I think Yunfeng-jun can wear the clothes of the Celestial Dynasty. Such as Tang suits and Hanfu."
"...I only have the Diguang school uniform ==" Yunfeng showed Heizi the big Diguang school badge on his clothes.
"I think... it's also possible."
So, on the day of the summer festival during the summer vacation, Yunfeng stood at the entrance of the summer festival wearing the handsome and charming uniform of Teiko Middle School, with calm eyes and a calm expression, completely ignoring all the irrelevant people around him who were looking at him net.
Heizi was wearing a black striped bathrobe, and he looked small, but when he saw Yunfeng standing at the entrance in his school uniform, he turned his head expressionlessly and wanted to leave: "It's really too embarrassing, I'm still alone Let's go."
Yunfeng grabbed Heizi's hand and began to pretend [amuse] to force [compare]: "Heizi, you don't know, that's how I am set up as a person! I'm the most handsome in school uniform, haven't you noticed!"
"...I'm starting to miss Mr. Curl Fuji who participated in the summer festival with me last year." Heizi led Yunfeng and began to walk towards the street, still with such an expression of neither joy nor sadness, "Although Mr. Curl Fuji last year I don't know why I released my pigeon, but Mr. Yunfeng really wants to be punched even more."
Yunfeng followed Heizi in the crowd, there were too many people and his frame rate was stuck, Yunfeng didn't dare to go fast and could only move slowly step by step.As a result, when a wave of people moved out, Yunfeng could no longer see Heizi Tetsuya in his eyes.
... I think that Mr. Juan Fuji didn't do it on purpose to put you on the cliff, and it must be your fault, Heizi!
Standing on the street where people come and go, Yunfeng can't see any sign of Heizi at all, so he just doesn't look for him, maintaining a mentality of "no one knows me anyway", Yunfeng, a game control player with a mental age of 20, prepares to Try all the games at the booth.
[Task 5 of the third week - I am the god of war ohyeah!Reward - 10 diamonds. 】
[Mission Tips: Take the No.1 of all games in the Summer Festival, right?]
↑This is the biggest reason for Yunfeng to participate in the Summer Festival.
What kind of modal particle is it to say "meme egg"? I always feel that something is wrong. Is it my illusion! !
When Yunfeng was fishing for goldfish with a paper net, he was so focused on making complaints about it. The children next to him were fishing for goldfish with adults, and they broke the paper net several times.The child cried beside him very sadly, Yunfeng hesitated for a while and was about to give him one of the goldfish in his hand, when suddenly his head was pressed hard.
"Little Yunzi~~"
Yun Feng was already squatting, but he almost fell headlong into the pond by this pressure—he dragged his head out from under the big hand in extreme embarrassment, and turned his head to see that it was Zi Yuandun, a foodie.
Ziyuan was wearing a sleeveless dark purple bathrobe, and her rather tall body was two heads taller than others in the crowd.Akashi was also standing behind Murasakibara in a yukata, a white yukata rarely worn by boys, with a pattern of a spiraling dragon tattooed on it.
Yunfeng handed all the goldfish in his hand to the sobbing child next to him, sighed and stood up: "Good evening, Ziyuan and Akashi-san."
Yunfeng took advantage of his high-definition picture quality to look at Akashi, and he had to admit that Akashi was able to handle colors like white very well, especially the dragon on the yukata—I always felt that it was specially customized for such a domineering guy. .
"Yunfeng is also here to participate in the summer festival, right?" Akashi glanced at the paper net in his hand and his school uniform, "I just happened to be going to the nearby shogi club competition."
Yunfeng immediately said out of politeness: "Then I wish Akashi-san can win the championship in one fell swoop—"
"It's impossible to lose," Akashi's voice was flat, "If Yunfeng-kun has nothing to do, you can come and take a look together. I hope the contestants this year are not as weak as last year."
Yunfeng: "...Akashi-san, there is a saying in the Celestial Dynasty that when the moon is full, it is your fault?"
"I know," Akashi rolled up his sleeves, "I won't lose."
"Because it's Xiao Chizi~~" Ziyuan nodded in agreement.
"..." Yunfeng.
Why is it that Akashi-san is full of confidence and everyone thinks it is true? Every time I am full of confidence, she rolls her eyes at me! ! !I am also very confident that I will not lose to anyone! Why do I always get beaten up by Tom-kun! !
"Aren't these Akashi-kun and Xiaozi!"
Just when Yunfeng was slumping alone, the girl's brisk voice sounded from behind him, Yunfeng turned his head and saw Momoi Wuyue.This beautiful [and with a lot of breasts] girl is bright and charming after putting on her yukata, if I have to use any words to describe it——
Frustrated, Yunfeng touched his chin and sighed sincerely: "A delicate flower."
Momoi gave Yunfeng a "I'll kill you if you dare to flirt with me" look in his eyes, smiling and exuding female hormones: "A gay."
Yunfeng: "..."
Should I start complaining from your "one" or from "fag"! !Momoi-san, I'm praising you, don't you really know? ! !
"What's wrong with this fierce guy?" Aomine Daiki, who was standing beside him and wearing a navy blue bathrobe, gave a "tsk" impatiently.
Akashi / Murasakihara / Yunfeng: "..."
There was silence for a while.
"What are you guys...why do you look so unbelievable!"
"Holding, I'm sorry," Yunfeng raised his hand, "Because I didn't notice Qingfeng standing here just now..."
"Little Qingzai is too dark~~~ I was startled when I opened my mouth~~"
"...Dahui, your skin color is quite similar to the color of your yukata."
Qingfeng: "..."
What's wrong with being black? You all come to complain, and now it's getting more and more excessive! !Isn't Akashi also short? Why haven't you guys complained about him! ! !He is so short and still wears dragon patterns, why don't you complain that he can't hold it! !
Since Akashi was going to a shogi match alone, the remaining 4 people gathered together started to hang out.Yunfeng didn't spare any booth and carried out an all-round sweep, successfully torturing all the small game bosses.
"Here, candy apples."
After the war, Momoi bought everyone a candy apple. The bright red apples were wrapped in red syrup, exuding a sweet aroma under the warm yellow light.
Yunfeng took a bite and it was really sweet to his heart: "When I can plant apple trees, I can make apple candy and sell it."
"Can I ask for an internal price?" Ziyuan asked immediately.
"……Can."
"Little Yunzai is really a good person~~~"
"...Issuing cards and so on is really enough =="
Momoi couldn't help but hold his forehead: "You two, be normal == what kind of apple tree do junior high school students plant!!"
"Student Qingfeng can be as invisible as Heizi," Yunfeng took another bite, "There is nothing impossible."
"...Why do you always complain about me today!!"
...Because Heizi didn't say that you are not normal, I am a little bit worried==
Thinking of this, Yunfeng looked at Qingfeng Dahui who was walking in front.His understanding of this person is basically "I like basketball very much, he is very talented, and he has a street style when he plays." In terms of personality... After being in contact with him for a while, he can be regarded as the type of rough nerves. mind==
Yunfeng decided to make side-steps, so he silently tugged on Ziyuan's clothes.
"Huh? What?"
Yunfeng made a gesture of hissing, lowered his voice and asked Ziyuan: "Has Qingfeng not practiced for a long time?"
Zi Yuan thought it was some kind of secret, but Yun Feng asked such a boring question.Although he was a little dissatisfied, he still counted silently with his head down: "...it's been two weeks——it's been 15 days."
"...It's really abnormal ==" Yunfeng originally thought that Qingfeng had just been up for two days of practice, but he didn't expect that he had been up for two consecutive weeks.
"Because his performance is very good~~" Zi Yuan stared at the apple candy that Yunfeng had gnawed twice, "I really want to be like him~~ so I can sleep late... and have snacks."
Yunfeng usually interacts with Ziyuan except eating. This is the first time I heard Ziyuan express his views on basketball.While taking notes silently in his heart, Yunfeng asked: "Then do you think there is something wrong with him?"
Ziyuan frowned, and then lazily replied: "Who knows~~ Xiao Yunzi keeps asking about Xiaoqingzai, it's so annoying~ I'll crush you~"
"...can you change your catchphrase, every time you threaten others like this, I feel like I've become a bunch of meat sauce =="
Under the soft light of the surrounding lanterns, the apple candy in Yunfeng's hand, which had only been bitten into two bites, shone brightly, looking extremely delicious.Murasakihara kept staring at it, feeling really impatient for some reason.
... eat it soon.
Otherwise I will bite.
Ziyuan swallowed, shifted his eyes to Yunfeng's face, and found that he still had a deep [pretentious] thoughtful [forced] expression, his eyes were so deep that even the light couldn't get in, leaving only the unrecognizable means black hole.
"The previous qualifiers were pretty good, but Heizi said that Qingfeng didn't want to tell him the truth... =="
Ah, so annoying... I feel even hungrier.
Ziyuan grabbed Yunfeng's shoulder and lowered his head slowly.
...Is there any other reason, I think basketball is no longer fun.
Moreover, who would regard playing basketball as such an important thing as Xiao Qingzai and Xiao Heizai?
As long as you can win, isn't it all right?
"But I'm not very familiar with Aomine... Even Kuroko, who is so familiar, can't pry open his mouth——"
Yunfeng didn't feel much about being grabbed by his shoulder. After all, Ziyuan is a guy who likes to hold other people's shoulders to show off his height, but when he found that Ziyuan grabbed his right hand and bit the candy apple, his expression changed from contemplation to It suddenly turned into panic.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, shut up!"
Yunfeng turned his head and was about to snatch the things away, but Ziyuan was so strong that he grabbed his wrist tightly and couldn't break free!
So Yunfeng watched him finish his apple candy in a state of being out of his wits.
In the end, Ziyuan was still holding the stick in his mouth, looking at Yunfeng with an unhappy face: "...what's going on...still hungry..."
"..."
"Does Xiao Yunzi have anything to eat?"
"..."
"Little Yunzi?"
"...Damn it, spit it out, spit it out!!!"
Heizi told Yunfeng the news was during the summer vacation. At that time, Yunfeng had already changed to a small single room through the system, and planted a lot of things amidst the irritating cicadas in summer.Yunfeng froze for a moment when he heard Heizi's feedback to him, then continued to lower his head to water the little strawberries in the flowerpot.
"Is it... Is there something wrong at home?"
This is the most realistic possibility that Yunfeng can think of.Given that Qingfeng is an uncomfortable guy who doesn't touch basketball every day, it's hard for Yunfeng to imagine that he would skip training.
"No," Heizi shook his head, "I went to find Mr. Qingfeng, he was just basking in the sun."
"..." Yun Feng silently raised his head to look at the scorching sun outside, "He is definitely broken somewhere."
Heizi was not as happy as Yunfeng, and it was obvious that Qingfeng's situation made him a little uneasy.Although he was praised again and again in the arena, Heizi keenly felt that Qingfeng was becoming more and more unhappy.
"You obviously invited Yunfeng-kun to the festival—but I'm sorry to tell you this."
Heizi settled down, and drove out the uneasiness in his mind.
Festival?
Yunfeng tilted his head and acted cute: "Sorry, I don't have a bathrobe."
The big cute god Heizi doesn't need to be cute at all, but just replied lightly: "It's okay to not wear a yukata. When I participated in the summer festival last year, many people didn't wear a yukata. I think Yunfeng-jun can wear the clothes of the Celestial Dynasty. Such as Tang suits and Hanfu."
"...I only have the Diguang school uniform ==" Yunfeng showed Heizi the big Diguang school badge on his clothes.
"I think... it's also possible."
So, on the day of the summer festival during the summer vacation, Yunfeng stood at the entrance of the summer festival wearing the handsome and charming uniform of Teiko Middle School, with calm eyes and a calm expression, completely ignoring all the irrelevant people around him who were looking at him net.
Heizi was wearing a black striped bathrobe, and he looked small, but when he saw Yunfeng standing at the entrance in his school uniform, he turned his head expressionlessly and wanted to leave: "It's really too embarrassing, I'm still alone Let's go."
Yunfeng grabbed Heizi's hand and began to pretend [amuse] to force [compare]: "Heizi, you don't know, that's how I am set up as a person! I'm the most handsome in school uniform, haven't you noticed!"
"...I'm starting to miss Mr. Curl Fuji who participated in the summer festival with me last year." Heizi led Yunfeng and began to walk towards the street, still with such an expression of neither joy nor sadness, "Although Mr. Curl Fuji last year I don't know why I released my pigeon, but Mr. Yunfeng really wants to be punched even more."
Yunfeng followed Heizi in the crowd, there were too many people and his frame rate was stuck, Yunfeng didn't dare to go fast and could only move slowly step by step.As a result, when a wave of people moved out, Yunfeng could no longer see Heizi Tetsuya in his eyes.
... I think that Mr. Juan Fuji didn't do it on purpose to put you on the cliff, and it must be your fault, Heizi!
Standing on the street where people come and go, Yunfeng can't see any sign of Heizi at all, so he just doesn't look for him, maintaining a mentality of "no one knows me anyway", Yunfeng, a game control player with a mental age of 20, prepares to Try all the games at the booth.
[Task 5 of the third week - I am the god of war ohyeah!Reward - 10 diamonds. 】
[Mission Tips: Take the No.1 of all games in the Summer Festival, right?]
↑This is the biggest reason for Yunfeng to participate in the Summer Festival.
What kind of modal particle is it to say "meme egg"? I always feel that something is wrong. Is it my illusion! !
When Yunfeng was fishing for goldfish with a paper net, he was so focused on making complaints about it. The children next to him were fishing for goldfish with adults, and they broke the paper net several times.The child cried beside him very sadly, Yunfeng hesitated for a while and was about to give him one of the goldfish in his hand, when suddenly his head was pressed hard.
"Little Yunzi~~"
Yun Feng was already squatting, but he almost fell headlong into the pond by this pressure—he dragged his head out from under the big hand in extreme embarrassment, and turned his head to see that it was Zi Yuandun, a foodie.
Ziyuan was wearing a sleeveless dark purple bathrobe, and her rather tall body was two heads taller than others in the crowd.Akashi was also standing behind Murasakibara in a yukata, a white yukata rarely worn by boys, with a pattern of a spiraling dragon tattooed on it.
Yunfeng handed all the goldfish in his hand to the sobbing child next to him, sighed and stood up: "Good evening, Ziyuan and Akashi-san."
Yunfeng took advantage of his high-definition picture quality to look at Akashi, and he had to admit that Akashi was able to handle colors like white very well, especially the dragon on the yukata—I always felt that it was specially customized for such a domineering guy. .
"Yunfeng is also here to participate in the summer festival, right?" Akashi glanced at the paper net in his hand and his school uniform, "I just happened to be going to the nearby shogi club competition."
Yunfeng immediately said out of politeness: "Then I wish Akashi-san can win the championship in one fell swoop—"
"It's impossible to lose," Akashi's voice was flat, "If Yunfeng-kun has nothing to do, you can come and take a look together. I hope the contestants this year are not as weak as last year."
Yunfeng: "...Akashi-san, there is a saying in the Celestial Dynasty that when the moon is full, it is your fault?"
"I know," Akashi rolled up his sleeves, "I won't lose."
"Because it's Xiao Chizi~~" Ziyuan nodded in agreement.
"..." Yunfeng.
Why is it that Akashi-san is full of confidence and everyone thinks it is true? Every time I am full of confidence, she rolls her eyes at me! ! !I am also very confident that I will not lose to anyone! Why do I always get beaten up by Tom-kun! !
"Aren't these Akashi-kun and Xiaozi!"
Just when Yunfeng was slumping alone, the girl's brisk voice sounded from behind him, Yunfeng turned his head and saw Momoi Wuyue.This beautiful [and with a lot of breasts] girl is bright and charming after putting on her yukata, if I have to use any words to describe it——
Frustrated, Yunfeng touched his chin and sighed sincerely: "A delicate flower."
Momoi gave Yunfeng a "I'll kill you if you dare to flirt with me" look in his eyes, smiling and exuding female hormones: "A gay."
Yunfeng: "..."
Should I start complaining from your "one" or from "fag"! !Momoi-san, I'm praising you, don't you really know? ! !
"What's wrong with this fierce guy?" Aomine Daiki, who was standing beside him and wearing a navy blue bathrobe, gave a "tsk" impatiently.
Akashi / Murasakihara / Yunfeng: "..."
There was silence for a while.
"What are you guys...why do you look so unbelievable!"
"Holding, I'm sorry," Yunfeng raised his hand, "Because I didn't notice Qingfeng standing here just now..."
"Little Qingzai is too dark~~~ I was startled when I opened my mouth~~"
"...Dahui, your skin color is quite similar to the color of your yukata."
Qingfeng: "..."
What's wrong with being black? You all come to complain, and now it's getting more and more excessive! !Isn't Akashi also short? Why haven't you guys complained about him! ! !He is so short and still wears dragon patterns, why don't you complain that he can't hold it! !
Since Akashi was going to a shogi match alone, the remaining 4 people gathered together started to hang out.Yunfeng didn't spare any booth and carried out an all-round sweep, successfully torturing all the small game bosses.
"Here, candy apples."
After the war, Momoi bought everyone a candy apple. The bright red apples were wrapped in red syrup, exuding a sweet aroma under the warm yellow light.
Yunfeng took a bite and it was really sweet to his heart: "When I can plant apple trees, I can make apple candy and sell it."
"Can I ask for an internal price?" Ziyuan asked immediately.
"……Can."
"Little Yunzai is really a good person~~~"
"...Issuing cards and so on is really enough =="
Momoi couldn't help but hold his forehead: "You two, be normal == what kind of apple tree do junior high school students plant!!"
"Student Qingfeng can be as invisible as Heizi," Yunfeng took another bite, "There is nothing impossible."
"...Why do you always complain about me today!!"
...Because Heizi didn't say that you are not normal, I am a little bit worried==
Thinking of this, Yunfeng looked at Qingfeng Dahui who was walking in front.His understanding of this person is basically "I like basketball very much, he is very talented, and he has a street style when he plays." In terms of personality... After being in contact with him for a while, he can be regarded as the type of rough nerves. mind==
Yunfeng decided to make side-steps, so he silently tugged on Ziyuan's clothes.
"Huh? What?"
Yunfeng made a gesture of hissing, lowered his voice and asked Ziyuan: "Has Qingfeng not practiced for a long time?"
Zi Yuan thought it was some kind of secret, but Yun Feng asked such a boring question.Although he was a little dissatisfied, he still counted silently with his head down: "...it's been two weeks——it's been 15 days."
"...It's really abnormal ==" Yunfeng originally thought that Qingfeng had just been up for two days of practice, but he didn't expect that he had been up for two consecutive weeks.
"Because his performance is very good~~" Zi Yuan stared at the apple candy that Yunfeng had gnawed twice, "I really want to be like him~~ so I can sleep late... and have snacks."
Yunfeng usually interacts with Ziyuan except eating. This is the first time I heard Ziyuan express his views on basketball.While taking notes silently in his heart, Yunfeng asked: "Then do you think there is something wrong with him?"
Ziyuan frowned, and then lazily replied: "Who knows~~ Xiao Yunzi keeps asking about Xiaoqingzai, it's so annoying~ I'll crush you~"
"...can you change your catchphrase, every time you threaten others like this, I feel like I've become a bunch of meat sauce =="
Under the soft light of the surrounding lanterns, the apple candy in Yunfeng's hand, which had only been bitten into two bites, shone brightly, looking extremely delicious.Murasakihara kept staring at it, feeling really impatient for some reason.
... eat it soon.
Otherwise I will bite.
Ziyuan swallowed, shifted his eyes to Yunfeng's face, and found that he still had a deep [pretentious] thoughtful [forced] expression, his eyes were so deep that even the light couldn't get in, leaving only the unrecognizable means black hole.
"The previous qualifiers were pretty good, but Heizi said that Qingfeng didn't want to tell him the truth... =="
Ah, so annoying... I feel even hungrier.
Ziyuan grabbed Yunfeng's shoulder and lowered his head slowly.
...Is there any other reason, I think basketball is no longer fun.
Moreover, who would regard playing basketball as such an important thing as Xiao Qingzai and Xiao Heizai?
As long as you can win, isn't it all right?
"But I'm not very familiar with Aomine... Even Kuroko, who is so familiar, can't pry open his mouth——"
Yunfeng didn't feel much about being grabbed by his shoulder. After all, Ziyuan is a guy who likes to hold other people's shoulders to show off his height, but when he found that Ziyuan grabbed his right hand and bit the candy apple, his expression changed from contemplation to It suddenly turned into panic.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, shut up!"
Yunfeng turned his head and was about to snatch the things away, but Ziyuan was so strong that he grabbed his wrist tightly and couldn't break free!
So Yunfeng watched him finish his apple candy in a state of being out of his wits.
In the end, Ziyuan was still holding the stick in his mouth, looking at Yunfeng with an unhappy face: "...what's going on...still hungry..."
"..."
"Does Xiao Yunzi have anything to eat?"
"..."
"Little Yunzi?"
"...Damn it, spit it out, spit it out!!!"
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