[Comprehensive] Funny than a miracle!
Chapter 35 35Q
For Diguang Middle School, the point is not even to win, but "how much to win".
If you want to use one word to describe the competition between Teiguang and other schools, then the "lion chasing the rabbit" given by supervisor Shirokane Kyozo is the most appropriate description.
"Regardless of the strength of the opponent, please take it seriously—this is the most basic etiquette on the field."
In the last match of the qualifiers, this kind-looking man said so, and then showed an encouraging smile to the group of teenagers.
"Go ahead and win."
Yunfeng held up the DV and watched them slowly walk onto the field, then Platinum Supervisor smiled and added: "If they don't open up the gap of 70 points - I will increase the training to 10 times the original."
Yunfeng shook his hand, and saw that Heizi who was sitting on the bench raised his head as if he was shocked.In the end, Platinum still smiled kindly and kindly, and looked at the teenagers on the field softly.
"... Heizi is still alive ==" Yunfeng couldn't hold back his words.
"Really?" Supervisor Platinum smiled, then looked at Heizi and continued to laugh, "Come on, Heizi."
"...Yes." Heizi who was sitting on the bench straightened up immediately.
As a result, before Heizi played, Diguang opened up a gap of more than 60 points with the opponent. After Kise left the field and Heizi entered the field, the game was still one-sided as expected--Diguang was simply suppressing the opponent.
The result was no surprise—Diguang stood out from the preliminary round with an absolute advantage and advanced to the final of the All-School Competition.
"That's great! I'm going to treat everyone to a barbecue!"
On the way back in the car, Momoi's whole body was shining brightly: "The final game was great! Everyone worked hard!"
Qingfeng: "Oh..."
Midorima: "It's normal."
Akashi: "Isn't that natural?"
Murasakihara: "What's so happy about Moon Girl... Wasn't it the same last year?"
Kise: "...Yes, we are so strong www"
Momoi: "..."
Yunfeng added some blood to Momoi silently: "Nothing... Everyone is just happy and doesn't want to show it."
Momoi turned her head, tears streaming down her face.
"Zhe Junqiu comforts QAQ"
Heizi was holding the Teiguang Middle School jersey, and his whole body was light and light. Although his face was still expressionless, little stars had already appeared around him.
He seemed to turn a deaf ear to Momoi's words, immersed in the emotions of "It's great to be promoted, it's so great, it's like a dream www" and couldn't even shout out.
Yunfeng stretched out his hand and shook Heizi's face twice, and then said, "He's already possessed, Momoi-san, are you happy?"
"...Is there no one who will give me an excited hug and tears with me!!"
After thinking for a while, Yunfeng tilted his head and gestured with a pair of scissors: "...yeah, that's great?"
"It's too dishonest, I curse you and Xiao Zixiu's love to die so quickly!"
"Who is showing affection with him! Ziyuan, please tell me if you have shown affection!"
"...Nope~~"
Momoi: "..."
After winning the game, a group of people went to eat barbecue. Yunfeng didn't plan to go because he was too shy, but Momoi generously expressed her treat.So a group of people came to the self-service barbecue shop in a mighty way, and started a massacre of the shop owner. 【Hello
Although Yunfeng's task of "buying a house" seems to be a super difficult and impossible task, the system thoughtfully provided him with a panel for trading finished products - such as a piece of bread for 100 yen, a For a deal of 20 billion yuan for a nuclear bomb, although Yunfeng felt that he would never be able to make a nuclear bomb or a laser gun in his lifetime, he still managed to save up to the edge of the house with some small things.
Is it easy for him to grow strawberries and wheat secretly in the dormitory! !Every time when digging soil on the balcony, my roommate looks at him like a snake! !Hide in the bathroom every time I use the oven!Boxes can only be buried under the bed! ! QAQ
In fact, if it wasn't for Ziyuan——Yunfeng felt that he would definitely be able to buy a house. 【Hello
After eating the barbecue, Momoi proposed to sing, but was rejected by the boys unanimously—these boys were not interested in singing, so it turned into something like going to the video game city to play hoops.
When Yunfeng was dragged by Ziyuan to the video game city, his face was full of black lines: "Are you even going to play basketball for entertainment?"
"The rewards in the video game city are delicious sticks," Zi Yuan said in a low voice, and Yunfeng suddenly felt that he was serious, "I didn't get the first FPS last time, so I didn't get the limited edition delicious sticks—— Now that I think about it, I feel very unhappy.”
Yunfeng felt that his words were so full of gags that he couldn't vomit: "...Why does the delicious stick have a limited edition! Besides, why does the video game city treat delicious sticks as rewards!"
"Xiao Yunzi is so annoying~~"
"...You are the one =="
The two of them complained to each other and walked for a while, and then Ziyuan suddenly found that Akashi who was walking in front of him was gone.
"Ah... I lost my way."
"...It's so sweet to let you lead the way!"
Although he said that Ziyuan was annoying, but Yunfeng gave in when he watched Ziyuan tie up his hair and hold the gun very seriously, but still failed to pass the second level.
"This reward is really delicious? How about I help you."
Ziyuan immediately nodded: "Thank you, Xiao Yunzi~~You are really a good person~~~"
"...Don't throw the ball casually =="
Yun Feng said so, took the simulated gun, and stared at the game screen in front of him.When Ziyuan was standing behind him and was about to say "there is an enemy in the corner", Yunfeng had already raised his gun and shot his head off with a sharp shot.
"..."
Ziyuan silently watched Yunfeng skillfully manipulate the imitation gun in his hand with a blank face, and then directly broke the record by blocking and killing gods and Buddhas along the way, and was about to say "Little Yunzi is so amazing~~", Yunfeng quit the game, turned his head, covered his mouth and retched for a while.
"Ouch... Fuck, I'm sick of nausea, I want to vomit—!"
Ziyuan: "...Eh? Little Yunzi, are you okay? Your face is so pale~~"
The crowd watching the domineering side of the great god: "..."
Although I finally managed to get a delicious stick, Yunfeng was very upset about it: "Why is it one? I felt like throwing up when I beat it. Why is there only one?"
Like a child who got a toy, Murasakihara looked at the delicious stick over and over again, and finally muttered in confusion: "Ah... I really want to eat it, but it's gone after I eat it..."
Seeing his tangled appearance, Yunfeng wanted to laugh, and finally said: "Anyway, it's all for food... eat it before the expiry date =="
"But there's only one eh~~ Unless Xiao Yunzai helps me play games again~~~"
……
"I won't be fooled ==" Yunfeng has completely mastered the skills of talking to Ziyuan, "Do you think I will soften my heart by pretending to be innocent? You are not as cute as Heizi!"
Heizi who was standing next to him grabbing the doll silently showed his presence: "Mr. Yunfeng, I am still alive."
"==Heizi, you are really elusive...don't worry about the details."
Heizi was silent for a while, and continued to grab dolls alone—and the basket at his feet already contained no less than five flannel dolls.
In the end, Yunfeng couldn't beat Ziyuan and ran to brush a few more shots. After he paled and finished all the top 3 in the video game city, Ziyuan was already holding a small box of delicious sticks and started eating happily www
"Mom said to express gratitude after being helped by others," Ziyuan looked at Yunfeng very seriously, "I will definitely beat Xiao Yunzi back if he is bullied in the future."
"Thanks, although I think I can call back myself =="
Yunfeng didn't even dare to shake his head for fear that he would spit it out, so he came out of the video game city with his mouth covered and took a few breaths of fresh air, and finally he felt a lot more relaxed. Ziyuan, a big man holding snacks, followed behind him like a big dog.
There were a few scattered stars hanging in the sky, Yun Feng was dizzy, and suddenly felt a little sad when he looked at it.
His nerves have been tense all the time, although he has always faced everything beyond the daily life with a super optimistic attitude, but sometimes the literary personality hidden under the cheerful surface begins to move around again.
At this time, I suddenly wanted to go back.
Even if there is only one person, I really want to go back.
"I want to vomit... Ziyuan, please sing me a song."
"Hey~~~Why? I can't~~"
Even so, Murasakihara grabbed a handful of hair and began to sing a nursery rhyme that he didn't know what it was.Although he was very reluctant at the beginning, it was obvious that later he gave full play to his ingenuity and changed the lyrics to "Potato chips and fried chicken legs are all mine" and "Ah~ah~ the salt and pepper flavor is delicious and delicious" Something like this ==
Yun Feng gave his stomach a poker face expressionlessly: "...Shut up, I want to throw up even more."
"It's so hard to serve~~ Why does Little Yunzai ask so much?"
Although Ziyuan was beaten, he still remained obedient and did not move, his eyes drooping lazily: "Little Chizai can leave me alone as long as he practices well, Xiaoyunzai is like a mother."
The stars in the sky seemed so far away that they would never be able to touch them, Yunfeng felt a little tired just looking at them, and then felt a little embarrassed about his self-willedness just now.
"...I'm sorry, I've just been too nervous," Yunfeng took a breath, "Heizi and the others are coming out soon, right? Just wait here."
Ziyuan observed Yunfeng's expression and found that there was nothing unusual about him, so he continued to eat snacks: "Oh~~"
Two teenagers, one tall and one short, were blowing outside the video game city. After waiting for about half an hour, the rest of the people came out.
Heizi caught 8 dolls and distributed them to 8 people.When Yunfeng took over the panda doll in his hand, he once again admired Heizi's character: "Heizi, you are really amazing."
"Because I used to come here to play alone," Heizi said respectfully and politely, "I went back alone after I got the prize—so there was a lot of time to practice."
"Isn't Zhe now with us?" Qingfeng put his hand on Heizi's shoulder, smiling very vigorously, "We can come and play together! Not just to play basketball!"
Kise stuck to him like a golden retriever: "That's right, little blackie, we are already companions~(≧▽≦)/~"
"It's too heavy, I won't grow taller." Kuroko complained calmly, looking at Akashi who was standing far away, and smiled very lightly.
Midorima has never been involved in these plots showing friendship. He and Akashi seemed to be discussing something together. In the end, the leader Akashi said to everyone as if the meeting was over:
"It's getting late, let's go back and rest early, tomorrow morning's training will continue as usual, Qingfeng will send Momoi home. Yunfeng remembers to bring the video tomorrow morning...Dun, your house will leave the school and send Yunfeng to the school gate."
Murasakihara nodded decisively: "No problem, little Chizai~~"
Yunfeng's head was full of black lines: "...Akashi-san, you really don't need Lalang to help you =="
Although, as a gamer, he can openly accept other people's complaints, and he has nothing to reject the words "friends", but this will be misunderstood by others!The classmates in their class, headed by the monitor, have already started writing jokes. He really thinks it's not good at all! ! !
"It's best to pay more attention at night. If you can be with someone, don't go alone," Akashi said frankly, "Let's disband now."
Yunfeng: "..."
The reason was too straightforward, and he couldn't find a reason to refute it.
The night is bright and the stars are sparse, quiet as a dream.
Behind Yunfeng was a giant walking slowly on the street, when Ziyuan passed by a cake shop, he squatted at the glass window as if rooted under his feet, staring at the cake, unable to move.Yunfeng dragged and tugged, but still couldn't pull it, so he could only sigh.
"Akashi-san's original intention is definitely to let me take you home... right =="
Being quiet seems to be able to magnify the boy's mind infinitely.
"May……"
In another scene, Qingfeng looked at the endless street lights in the distance, called his childhood sweetheart by his name, and shook his head when the other party turned around suspiciously: "...it's nothing."
"Ah? Ah Da, what are you going to say? The hesitation doesn't look like you at all." The pink-haired girl blinked.
"...It's nothing, don't worry about it."
"It's strange, Ada..."
"Leave it alone!"
"...What, puberty?" Momoi shook his head in confusion, and then said happily, "But Da, you are really good today - you scored more than 30 points, and you are the one with the most points ah!"
"……Um."
"Sure enough, he is a genius in this area... Ah Da is really amazing."
The childhood sweetheart laughed very proudly, Qingfeng silently glanced at Momoi, and said something in a low voice.
"Even if I'm not serious, I can get more than 30."
"what?"
"nothing."
"... AHO."
"what?!"
"AHO! AHO!"
"Why are you scolding people all of a sudden!!"
If you want to use one word to describe the competition between Teiguang and other schools, then the "lion chasing the rabbit" given by supervisor Shirokane Kyozo is the most appropriate description.
"Regardless of the strength of the opponent, please take it seriously—this is the most basic etiquette on the field."
In the last match of the qualifiers, this kind-looking man said so, and then showed an encouraging smile to the group of teenagers.
"Go ahead and win."
Yunfeng held up the DV and watched them slowly walk onto the field, then Platinum Supervisor smiled and added: "If they don't open up the gap of 70 points - I will increase the training to 10 times the original."
Yunfeng shook his hand, and saw that Heizi who was sitting on the bench raised his head as if he was shocked.In the end, Platinum still smiled kindly and kindly, and looked at the teenagers on the field softly.
"... Heizi is still alive ==" Yunfeng couldn't hold back his words.
"Really?" Supervisor Platinum smiled, then looked at Heizi and continued to laugh, "Come on, Heizi."
"...Yes." Heizi who was sitting on the bench straightened up immediately.
As a result, before Heizi played, Diguang opened up a gap of more than 60 points with the opponent. After Kise left the field and Heizi entered the field, the game was still one-sided as expected--Diguang was simply suppressing the opponent.
The result was no surprise—Diguang stood out from the preliminary round with an absolute advantage and advanced to the final of the All-School Competition.
"That's great! I'm going to treat everyone to a barbecue!"
On the way back in the car, Momoi's whole body was shining brightly: "The final game was great! Everyone worked hard!"
Qingfeng: "Oh..."
Midorima: "It's normal."
Akashi: "Isn't that natural?"
Murasakihara: "What's so happy about Moon Girl... Wasn't it the same last year?"
Kise: "...Yes, we are so strong www"
Momoi: "..."
Yunfeng added some blood to Momoi silently: "Nothing... Everyone is just happy and doesn't want to show it."
Momoi turned her head, tears streaming down her face.
"Zhe Junqiu comforts QAQ"
Heizi was holding the Teiguang Middle School jersey, and his whole body was light and light. Although his face was still expressionless, little stars had already appeared around him.
He seemed to turn a deaf ear to Momoi's words, immersed in the emotions of "It's great to be promoted, it's so great, it's like a dream www" and couldn't even shout out.
Yunfeng stretched out his hand and shook Heizi's face twice, and then said, "He's already possessed, Momoi-san, are you happy?"
"...Is there no one who will give me an excited hug and tears with me!!"
After thinking for a while, Yunfeng tilted his head and gestured with a pair of scissors: "...yeah, that's great?"
"It's too dishonest, I curse you and Xiao Zixiu's love to die so quickly!"
"Who is showing affection with him! Ziyuan, please tell me if you have shown affection!"
"...Nope~~"
Momoi: "..."
After winning the game, a group of people went to eat barbecue. Yunfeng didn't plan to go because he was too shy, but Momoi generously expressed her treat.So a group of people came to the self-service barbecue shop in a mighty way, and started a massacre of the shop owner. 【Hello
Although Yunfeng's task of "buying a house" seems to be a super difficult and impossible task, the system thoughtfully provided him with a panel for trading finished products - such as a piece of bread for 100 yen, a For a deal of 20 billion yuan for a nuclear bomb, although Yunfeng felt that he would never be able to make a nuclear bomb or a laser gun in his lifetime, he still managed to save up to the edge of the house with some small things.
Is it easy for him to grow strawberries and wheat secretly in the dormitory! !Every time when digging soil on the balcony, my roommate looks at him like a snake! !Hide in the bathroom every time I use the oven!Boxes can only be buried under the bed! ! QAQ
In fact, if it wasn't for Ziyuan——Yunfeng felt that he would definitely be able to buy a house. 【Hello
After eating the barbecue, Momoi proposed to sing, but was rejected by the boys unanimously—these boys were not interested in singing, so it turned into something like going to the video game city to play hoops.
When Yunfeng was dragged by Ziyuan to the video game city, his face was full of black lines: "Are you even going to play basketball for entertainment?"
"The rewards in the video game city are delicious sticks," Zi Yuan said in a low voice, and Yunfeng suddenly felt that he was serious, "I didn't get the first FPS last time, so I didn't get the limited edition delicious sticks—— Now that I think about it, I feel very unhappy.”
Yunfeng felt that his words were so full of gags that he couldn't vomit: "...Why does the delicious stick have a limited edition! Besides, why does the video game city treat delicious sticks as rewards!"
"Xiao Yunzi is so annoying~~"
"...You are the one =="
The two of them complained to each other and walked for a while, and then Ziyuan suddenly found that Akashi who was walking in front of him was gone.
"Ah... I lost my way."
"...It's so sweet to let you lead the way!"
Although he said that Ziyuan was annoying, but Yunfeng gave in when he watched Ziyuan tie up his hair and hold the gun very seriously, but still failed to pass the second level.
"This reward is really delicious? How about I help you."
Ziyuan immediately nodded: "Thank you, Xiao Yunzi~~You are really a good person~~~"
"...Don't throw the ball casually =="
Yun Feng said so, took the simulated gun, and stared at the game screen in front of him.When Ziyuan was standing behind him and was about to say "there is an enemy in the corner", Yunfeng had already raised his gun and shot his head off with a sharp shot.
"..."
Ziyuan silently watched Yunfeng skillfully manipulate the imitation gun in his hand with a blank face, and then directly broke the record by blocking and killing gods and Buddhas along the way, and was about to say "Little Yunzi is so amazing~~", Yunfeng quit the game, turned his head, covered his mouth and retched for a while.
"Ouch... Fuck, I'm sick of nausea, I want to vomit—!"
Ziyuan: "...Eh? Little Yunzi, are you okay? Your face is so pale~~"
The crowd watching the domineering side of the great god: "..."
Although I finally managed to get a delicious stick, Yunfeng was very upset about it: "Why is it one? I felt like throwing up when I beat it. Why is there only one?"
Like a child who got a toy, Murasakihara looked at the delicious stick over and over again, and finally muttered in confusion: "Ah... I really want to eat it, but it's gone after I eat it..."
Seeing his tangled appearance, Yunfeng wanted to laugh, and finally said: "Anyway, it's all for food... eat it before the expiry date =="
"But there's only one eh~~ Unless Xiao Yunzai helps me play games again~~~"
……
"I won't be fooled ==" Yunfeng has completely mastered the skills of talking to Ziyuan, "Do you think I will soften my heart by pretending to be innocent? You are not as cute as Heizi!"
Heizi who was standing next to him grabbing the doll silently showed his presence: "Mr. Yunfeng, I am still alive."
"==Heizi, you are really elusive...don't worry about the details."
Heizi was silent for a while, and continued to grab dolls alone—and the basket at his feet already contained no less than five flannel dolls.
In the end, Yunfeng couldn't beat Ziyuan and ran to brush a few more shots. After he paled and finished all the top 3 in the video game city, Ziyuan was already holding a small box of delicious sticks and started eating happily www
"Mom said to express gratitude after being helped by others," Ziyuan looked at Yunfeng very seriously, "I will definitely beat Xiao Yunzi back if he is bullied in the future."
"Thanks, although I think I can call back myself =="
Yunfeng didn't even dare to shake his head for fear that he would spit it out, so he came out of the video game city with his mouth covered and took a few breaths of fresh air, and finally he felt a lot more relaxed. Ziyuan, a big man holding snacks, followed behind him like a big dog.
There were a few scattered stars hanging in the sky, Yun Feng was dizzy, and suddenly felt a little sad when he looked at it.
His nerves have been tense all the time, although he has always faced everything beyond the daily life with a super optimistic attitude, but sometimes the literary personality hidden under the cheerful surface begins to move around again.
At this time, I suddenly wanted to go back.
Even if there is only one person, I really want to go back.
"I want to vomit... Ziyuan, please sing me a song."
"Hey~~~Why? I can't~~"
Even so, Murasakihara grabbed a handful of hair and began to sing a nursery rhyme that he didn't know what it was.Although he was very reluctant at the beginning, it was obvious that later he gave full play to his ingenuity and changed the lyrics to "Potato chips and fried chicken legs are all mine" and "Ah~ah~ the salt and pepper flavor is delicious and delicious" Something like this ==
Yun Feng gave his stomach a poker face expressionlessly: "...Shut up, I want to throw up even more."
"It's so hard to serve~~ Why does Little Yunzai ask so much?"
Although Ziyuan was beaten, he still remained obedient and did not move, his eyes drooping lazily: "Little Chizai can leave me alone as long as he practices well, Xiaoyunzai is like a mother."
The stars in the sky seemed so far away that they would never be able to touch them, Yunfeng felt a little tired just looking at them, and then felt a little embarrassed about his self-willedness just now.
"...I'm sorry, I've just been too nervous," Yunfeng took a breath, "Heizi and the others are coming out soon, right? Just wait here."
Ziyuan observed Yunfeng's expression and found that there was nothing unusual about him, so he continued to eat snacks: "Oh~~"
Two teenagers, one tall and one short, were blowing outside the video game city. After waiting for about half an hour, the rest of the people came out.
Heizi caught 8 dolls and distributed them to 8 people.When Yunfeng took over the panda doll in his hand, he once again admired Heizi's character: "Heizi, you are really amazing."
"Because I used to come here to play alone," Heizi said respectfully and politely, "I went back alone after I got the prize—so there was a lot of time to practice."
"Isn't Zhe now with us?" Qingfeng put his hand on Heizi's shoulder, smiling very vigorously, "We can come and play together! Not just to play basketball!"
Kise stuck to him like a golden retriever: "That's right, little blackie, we are already companions~(≧▽≦)/~"
"It's too heavy, I won't grow taller." Kuroko complained calmly, looking at Akashi who was standing far away, and smiled very lightly.
Midorima has never been involved in these plots showing friendship. He and Akashi seemed to be discussing something together. In the end, the leader Akashi said to everyone as if the meeting was over:
"It's getting late, let's go back and rest early, tomorrow morning's training will continue as usual, Qingfeng will send Momoi home. Yunfeng remembers to bring the video tomorrow morning...Dun, your house will leave the school and send Yunfeng to the school gate."
Murasakihara nodded decisively: "No problem, little Chizai~~"
Yunfeng's head was full of black lines: "...Akashi-san, you really don't need Lalang to help you =="
Although, as a gamer, he can openly accept other people's complaints, and he has nothing to reject the words "friends", but this will be misunderstood by others!The classmates in their class, headed by the monitor, have already started writing jokes. He really thinks it's not good at all! ! !
"It's best to pay more attention at night. If you can be with someone, don't go alone," Akashi said frankly, "Let's disband now."
Yunfeng: "..."
The reason was too straightforward, and he couldn't find a reason to refute it.
The night is bright and the stars are sparse, quiet as a dream.
Behind Yunfeng was a giant walking slowly on the street, when Ziyuan passed by a cake shop, he squatted at the glass window as if rooted under his feet, staring at the cake, unable to move.Yunfeng dragged and tugged, but still couldn't pull it, so he could only sigh.
"Akashi-san's original intention is definitely to let me take you home... right =="
Being quiet seems to be able to magnify the boy's mind infinitely.
"May……"
In another scene, Qingfeng looked at the endless street lights in the distance, called his childhood sweetheart by his name, and shook his head when the other party turned around suspiciously: "...it's nothing."
"Ah? Ah Da, what are you going to say? The hesitation doesn't look like you at all." The pink-haired girl blinked.
"...It's nothing, don't worry about it."
"It's strange, Ada..."
"Leave it alone!"
"...What, puberty?" Momoi shook his head in confusion, and then said happily, "But Da, you are really good today - you scored more than 30 points, and you are the one with the most points ah!"
"……Um."
"Sure enough, he is a genius in this area... Ah Da is really amazing."
The childhood sweetheart laughed very proudly, Qingfeng silently glanced at Momoi, and said something in a low voice.
"Even if I'm not serious, I can get more than 30."
"what?"
"nothing."
"... AHO."
"what?!"
"AHO! AHO!"
"Why are you scolding people all of a sudden!!"
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