[Comprehensive] Funny than a miracle!
Chapter 50 Sermons with the Elderly Are the Most Troublesome
Surrounded by a dark background, the surrounding walls are unusually high. Yunfeng feels like an ant in a coke bottle. When he looks up, he can only see some shimmering stars around him. little bit.
There are so many creatures on his head, densely packed the space above his head.And Yunfeng finally found his target - Nicholas after raising his head and observing for a long time.Fan Luntien, but because there were too many names around him, Yunfeng couldn't estimate the distance between him and him.
"You are Nicholas Van Lentien?"
A somewhat old voice said so, it sounded a bit like a Taoist priest, but Yunfeng really didn't have time to appreciate it, it was too dangerous for him to be so careless and exposed in front of others. Can't come down - especially in this situation where all the enemies are on the high ground and he is alone on the low ground.
"I'm not--"
"Since you admit that you are the person I'm looking for, tell me—where is the prescription for Jiu Zui?"
Yunfeng was very embarrassed, and before he asked what Jiuzui was, there was a ding in his ear.
[Mission 4 - Jiu Zui's prescription, reward: diamond set. 】
[Hint: There will be surprises when you skillfully use the G key to synthesize the table~~]
Yunfeng: "..."
What?What the hell is this?Can you give him an explanation?
Probably because Yunfeng was silent for a long time, the majestic voice sounded again: "You don't want to answer? Then don't blame me for being ruthless—"
"I don't know what you're talking about at all =="
Yunfeng raised his head, even though he couldn't see everyone above his head, he still tried his best to keep his eyes fixed on one place: "I'm not Nicholas Van Luntien, everyone must be clear about it."
"I don't know why you are talking nonsense here," the voice sounded again after being silent for a while, "If you don't want to suffer the pain of flesh and blood, quickly hand over the prescription of Jiuzui!"
"...My name is Yunfeng, although I am Chinese, but I really don't like this disgusting way of speaking!! By the way, I really don't know what Qizui begs you to speak normally!!"
"presumptuous!"
This time the voice was a little childish, but the tone was much sharper than the one just now: "The day you were imprisoned in place of Nickles van Lentien, who would have thought that you would have stolen Qizui's prescription! You are still making excuses here! "
Yunfeng subconsciously felt that it was dangerous, and before he had time to move, the dazzling light blinded his eyes like a sharp sword.
Eye!Eyes are going to be blind! ! !
Yunfeng's eyes turned white for a moment, and then he felt his lower back was kicked down by someone - he fell face down on the ground with a "slap" ==
Yunfeng: "..."
"Bold! How dare you act presumptuously in front of the elders!"
The creature behind was so powerful that Yunfeng immediately heard his own bones "click".
Pain pain pain——! !Broken waist Broken waist! !
Yunfeng couldn't even raise his own face, so naturally he couldn't see the faces of those high-ranking elders, but he did hear the sound of discussions from above.After a while, an uncle said, "That's right, I remember it's him, it's impossible to be wrong because they look exactly the same."
...So what are you guys talking about? I really don't understand! !
"You sneaked into the prison under the pretext of being a replacement and stole the prescription that belonged to Niklus van Luntien. The evidence is undeniable," the old man said again after a long silence, "obediently hand over the prescription of Qizui, otherwise Tell you to live but not to die!"
"That's right! Just him! I remember his black hair and black eyes!"
Yunfeng kept lying on the ground in a large font, and felt that some kind of red liquid began to flow out of his nose that hit the ground just now.
……
He twisted his neck with difficulty, but still buried his sad face down in the nosebleed, and then weakly raised his hand.
"Hold, I'm sorry... I lost my memory."
"Nickels. Van Luntien was imprisoned 6 years ago, accused of 'dictatorship' and thrown into the cosmic prison due to the rebellion of the Baa Baa star - but perhaps many people do not know that he is still an excellent pharmacist."
As Kamui said so, he held up the tablet and drew a perfect arc on it—then the fruit exploded with the sound of juice bursting, and the colorful liquid immediately covered the entire screen.
"The stimulant that is now banned is from his hand. It is said that the drug can make people instantly exert their own strength of 3 to 5, but after using it, the side effects on the body are extremely serious-even so, this drug is still speculated on the black market. It's a horrible price."
Afutu added this, watching Shenwei sitting in his office and playing fruit-slicing games without any pressure: "So this sheep is worth a lot of money. When it was imprisoned, countless people asked for bail. It's a pity that at that time The league director is a tough guy."
The imprisoning of Nickles van Luntien was also a big news at the time, because it was rumored that he controlled the secret base of Baa Baa Star, which was full of terrifying biological and chemical weapons and thousands of money-the authenticity is unknown, but Afutu thinks this is why Chunyu is following him.
What Afutu didn't know was that Chun Yu started to act a year ago.
And this matter was the sole action of the Elders Council, without letting any of the subordinate regiments know.The reason is very simple, that is, this sheep is holding an extremely important prescription - Jiu Zui.
This medicine is equivalent to a powerful opium. Once it is contaminated, it will make it impossible for any creature to get rid of it. It is not an exaggeration to say that it is a psychotropic drug that can rule the universe. Nicholas used the formula of this medicine as a threat in the prison. Knowing which channel contacted Chunyu's high-level executives, he asked Chunyu to rescue him and provide him with shelter.
It was originally a happy transaction, but after the sheep were brought out, there was an error at the final moment of delivery.
Nicklus' prescription was missing.
It stands to reason that this kind of thing should be kept close to your body or preserved in some way that will never be lost, but Nicholas is a shameful bleating sheep. He wants to bite paper when he sees it. It was strict—so he took advantage of his own memory to weave the prescription into a wool blanket with his own hair a few years ago.
↑It can be seen that mad scientists will always do some strange things, and the scientist Nicholas even put this blanket on his bed, so he was so excited when he left that he forgot to take it away==
The Elders: "... We spent so much manpower and material resources to fish you out, are you kidding me now?"
So Nichols put the blame on the guy who served in his place - anyway, that guy was just a nobody at the time.
"Just be him, be him!"
In Chunyu's headquarters, Nicholas was about to jump off the stage excitedly: "Su Ta stole my prescription!! The prisoner is Su Ta!!"
Yun Feng lay paralyzed on the ground, still confused about the situation in front of him.
The creature that stepped on his waist suddenly increased its strength——
"Pain, pain, pain -" Yunfeng couldn't help but yelled, and then saw his own blood start to fall, "I really lost my memory, help me!!"
"Search him! Quickly search him! He must have that blanket with him!"
The sheep sound kept making noise, and Yunfeng's dizzy head was pressed to the ground by the creature, and then he felt that the creature began to pull his clothes—after pulling and pulling for a long time, he took out a bag of clothes that Yunfeng put in his pocket. tissue.
Elders: "..."
Yun Feng raised his hand, slurring his words: "My respect has lost his memory——"
"Bold! To despise the Council of Elders so much!"
The voice rang again: "Put him in prison first! Interrogate him well!"
"It's better to just ask him what he wants, our elders will naturally be able to satisfy him..."
"I don't think he looks like he's lying, I'm afraid Nichols is hiding something—"
"Who was in charge of this?"
"It hasn't arrived today—it's still in contact..."
"..." Yunfeng.
A bunch of old men were arguing non-stop on it, and his waist was so painful that it was broken, Ki Kexiu! !
"Shut it up first—in any case, shut it up first!"
"That's right, lock him up with Nicholas! How dare you deceive us!"
"...What?"
The fourth episode—to be more precise, it’s the first episode, Yunfeng was imprisoned twice in just a few tens of days==
And the second time was obviously more aggressive than the first time, Yunfeng thought so sadly, watching his blood bar finally fill up to ten bars after several hours.
He struggled to get up, supported his newly broken waist, and silently glanced at his neighbor.
"I'm innocent!" A creature about half the height of a human kept jumping next to him, "You can't do this to me! Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!"
"Damn it! Why is it like this!"
That little figure jumped around for a long time, seeing that no one paid attention to him, he finally gave up as if he stopped jumping, and instead walked around the cell: "Damn baa! Damn baa! Damn baa baa!! "
Yunfeng: "..."
Oops... What's the situation when I feel a little cute ==
"That..." Yunfeng stood up, took two steps in the direction of the opponent, and then said, "As an innocent existence lying on the ground, can you tell me what happened?"
The cell next door was silent for a while.
"I don't know! I don't know anything!!"
"It's useless to be cute, be careful I'll beat you up!!!"
"Hand over the prescription!"
"I've said it all, I don't know, why can't you understand me?!"
"No way to go! It's not my fault that I embroidered the prescription on the blanket and forgot to take it away!!"
"...Damn it, you actually have the nerve to say that it's not your fault—bah, why should I imitate your mouth addiction!!"
There are so many creatures on his head, densely packed the space above his head.And Yunfeng finally found his target - Nicholas after raising his head and observing for a long time.Fan Luntien, but because there were too many names around him, Yunfeng couldn't estimate the distance between him and him.
"You are Nicholas Van Lentien?"
A somewhat old voice said so, it sounded a bit like a Taoist priest, but Yunfeng really didn't have time to appreciate it, it was too dangerous for him to be so careless and exposed in front of others. Can't come down - especially in this situation where all the enemies are on the high ground and he is alone on the low ground.
"I'm not--"
"Since you admit that you are the person I'm looking for, tell me—where is the prescription for Jiu Zui?"
Yunfeng was very embarrassed, and before he asked what Jiuzui was, there was a ding in his ear.
[Mission 4 - Jiu Zui's prescription, reward: diamond set. 】
[Hint: There will be surprises when you skillfully use the G key to synthesize the table~~]
Yunfeng: "..."
What?What the hell is this?Can you give him an explanation?
Probably because Yunfeng was silent for a long time, the majestic voice sounded again: "You don't want to answer? Then don't blame me for being ruthless—"
"I don't know what you're talking about at all =="
Yunfeng raised his head, even though he couldn't see everyone above his head, he still tried his best to keep his eyes fixed on one place: "I'm not Nicholas Van Luntien, everyone must be clear about it."
"I don't know why you are talking nonsense here," the voice sounded again after being silent for a while, "If you don't want to suffer the pain of flesh and blood, quickly hand over the prescription of Jiuzui!"
"...My name is Yunfeng, although I am Chinese, but I really don't like this disgusting way of speaking!! By the way, I really don't know what Qizui begs you to speak normally!!"
"presumptuous!"
This time the voice was a little childish, but the tone was much sharper than the one just now: "The day you were imprisoned in place of Nickles van Lentien, who would have thought that you would have stolen Qizui's prescription! You are still making excuses here! "
Yunfeng subconsciously felt that it was dangerous, and before he had time to move, the dazzling light blinded his eyes like a sharp sword.
Eye!Eyes are going to be blind! ! !
Yunfeng's eyes turned white for a moment, and then he felt his lower back was kicked down by someone - he fell face down on the ground with a "slap" ==
Yunfeng: "..."
"Bold! How dare you act presumptuously in front of the elders!"
The creature behind was so powerful that Yunfeng immediately heard his own bones "click".
Pain pain pain——! !Broken waist Broken waist! !
Yunfeng couldn't even raise his own face, so naturally he couldn't see the faces of those high-ranking elders, but he did hear the sound of discussions from above.After a while, an uncle said, "That's right, I remember it's him, it's impossible to be wrong because they look exactly the same."
...So what are you guys talking about? I really don't understand! !
"You sneaked into the prison under the pretext of being a replacement and stole the prescription that belonged to Niklus van Luntien. The evidence is undeniable," the old man said again after a long silence, "obediently hand over the prescription of Qizui, otherwise Tell you to live but not to die!"
"That's right! Just him! I remember his black hair and black eyes!"
Yunfeng kept lying on the ground in a large font, and felt that some kind of red liquid began to flow out of his nose that hit the ground just now.
……
He twisted his neck with difficulty, but still buried his sad face down in the nosebleed, and then weakly raised his hand.
"Hold, I'm sorry... I lost my memory."
"Nickels. Van Luntien was imprisoned 6 years ago, accused of 'dictatorship' and thrown into the cosmic prison due to the rebellion of the Baa Baa star - but perhaps many people do not know that he is still an excellent pharmacist."
As Kamui said so, he held up the tablet and drew a perfect arc on it—then the fruit exploded with the sound of juice bursting, and the colorful liquid immediately covered the entire screen.
"The stimulant that is now banned is from his hand. It is said that the drug can make people instantly exert their own strength of 3 to 5, but after using it, the side effects on the body are extremely serious-even so, this drug is still speculated on the black market. It's a horrible price."
Afutu added this, watching Shenwei sitting in his office and playing fruit-slicing games without any pressure: "So this sheep is worth a lot of money. When it was imprisoned, countless people asked for bail. It's a pity that at that time The league director is a tough guy."
The imprisoning of Nickles van Luntien was also a big news at the time, because it was rumored that he controlled the secret base of Baa Baa Star, which was full of terrifying biological and chemical weapons and thousands of money-the authenticity is unknown, but Afutu thinks this is why Chunyu is following him.
What Afutu didn't know was that Chun Yu started to act a year ago.
And this matter was the sole action of the Elders Council, without letting any of the subordinate regiments know.The reason is very simple, that is, this sheep is holding an extremely important prescription - Jiu Zui.
This medicine is equivalent to a powerful opium. Once it is contaminated, it will make it impossible for any creature to get rid of it. It is not an exaggeration to say that it is a psychotropic drug that can rule the universe. Nicholas used the formula of this medicine as a threat in the prison. Knowing which channel contacted Chunyu's high-level executives, he asked Chunyu to rescue him and provide him with shelter.
It was originally a happy transaction, but after the sheep were brought out, there was an error at the final moment of delivery.
Nicklus' prescription was missing.
It stands to reason that this kind of thing should be kept close to your body or preserved in some way that will never be lost, but Nicholas is a shameful bleating sheep. He wants to bite paper when he sees it. It was strict—so he took advantage of his own memory to weave the prescription into a wool blanket with his own hair a few years ago.
↑It can be seen that mad scientists will always do some strange things, and the scientist Nicholas even put this blanket on his bed, so he was so excited when he left that he forgot to take it away==
The Elders: "... We spent so much manpower and material resources to fish you out, are you kidding me now?"
So Nichols put the blame on the guy who served in his place - anyway, that guy was just a nobody at the time.
"Just be him, be him!"
In Chunyu's headquarters, Nicholas was about to jump off the stage excitedly: "Su Ta stole my prescription!! The prisoner is Su Ta!!"
Yun Feng lay paralyzed on the ground, still confused about the situation in front of him.
The creature that stepped on his waist suddenly increased its strength——
"Pain, pain, pain -" Yunfeng couldn't help but yelled, and then saw his own blood start to fall, "I really lost my memory, help me!!"
"Search him! Quickly search him! He must have that blanket with him!"
The sheep sound kept making noise, and Yunfeng's dizzy head was pressed to the ground by the creature, and then he felt that the creature began to pull his clothes—after pulling and pulling for a long time, he took out a bag of clothes that Yunfeng put in his pocket. tissue.
Elders: "..."
Yun Feng raised his hand, slurring his words: "My respect has lost his memory——"
"Bold! To despise the Council of Elders so much!"
The voice rang again: "Put him in prison first! Interrogate him well!"
"It's better to just ask him what he wants, our elders will naturally be able to satisfy him..."
"I don't think he looks like he's lying, I'm afraid Nichols is hiding something—"
"Who was in charge of this?"
"It hasn't arrived today—it's still in contact..."
"..." Yunfeng.
A bunch of old men were arguing non-stop on it, and his waist was so painful that it was broken, Ki Kexiu! !
"Shut it up first—in any case, shut it up first!"
"That's right, lock him up with Nicholas! How dare you deceive us!"
"...What?"
The fourth episode—to be more precise, it’s the first episode, Yunfeng was imprisoned twice in just a few tens of days==
And the second time was obviously more aggressive than the first time, Yunfeng thought so sadly, watching his blood bar finally fill up to ten bars after several hours.
He struggled to get up, supported his newly broken waist, and silently glanced at his neighbor.
"I'm innocent!" A creature about half the height of a human kept jumping next to him, "You can't do this to me! Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!"
"Damn it! Why is it like this!"
That little figure jumped around for a long time, seeing that no one paid attention to him, he finally gave up as if he stopped jumping, and instead walked around the cell: "Damn baa! Damn baa! Damn baa baa!! "
Yunfeng: "..."
Oops... What's the situation when I feel a little cute ==
"That..." Yunfeng stood up, took two steps in the direction of the opponent, and then said, "As an innocent existence lying on the ground, can you tell me what happened?"
The cell next door was silent for a while.
"I don't know! I don't know anything!!"
"It's useless to be cute, be careful I'll beat you up!!!"
"Hand over the prescription!"
"I've said it all, I don't know, why can't you understand me?!"
"No way to go! It's not my fault that I embroidered the prescription on the blanket and forgot to take it away!!"
"...Damn it, you actually have the nerve to say that it's not your fault—bah, why should I imitate your mouth addiction!!"
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