[Comprehensive] Funny than a miracle!
Chapter 51 The author who really doesn't know what name to take
There is a word called "what should come will always come".
This word is frequently used in some frenzied and happy scenes. For example, if you are an author who is often interrupted and unfinished, one day you find that you have timetraveled. At this time, those readers who are buried at the bottom of the pit can read freely. "What should come will always come."
For Afutu, when Shenwei was scolded by Yunfeng, he wanted to use this sentence——
What should come will always come.
After Shenwei tricked Yunfeng into prison again, he also shamelessly went to visit the prison. Not only that, he even said innocently, "I didn't do anything~", this level of death can't be tricked To describe it as a death, it should be described as "a 360° all-round, no dead angle, turning somersaults and stepping on stilts to death".
So in Shenwei's gentle and lovely smile, Comrade Yunfeng fully represented the fundamental interests of the broad masses of the people, and directly stabbed out with the diamond sword in his hand.
"...so ruthless."
After narrowly dodging the murder weapon, Kamui hopped to the edge of the cell and observed Yunfeng's face at close range: "Is Yunfeng angry? Really angry? But you can't see it from your eyes~~ "
Yunfeng took several deep breaths before restraining his urge not to pounce on this guy and strangle him to death, he circled back and forth in the cell several times, and finally calmed down: "...you are about to disappear from my sight. "
"Yada~" (*^_^*)
Yunfeng began to think about throwing the diamond sword to kill him.
Nicholas has not spoken since Kamui came, but Kamui has not forgotten him: "This is Mr. Nicholas, right? I have always wanted to meet you—but I heard that you are so arrogant, so you are very reluctant." Meet normal people like us, so now can we talk?"
He said so softly, and held up his umbrella.
"What did I say! I said everything!!"
Yunfeng: "..."
Shenwei's coming to explore is a big red light given to him by the elders. The previous head, Yewang Fengxian, did not obey orders and acted recklessly. This time they really don't want to find another similar one-so it is necessary for both parties to maintain a good relationship. So Shenwei's prison visit was allowed.
In other words, this matter was handed over to Shenwei to take full responsibility.
And when the goat with the "baa-baa-baa" mouth habit told all the ins and outs of the incident, the audience fell into a weird silence.
Yunfeng: "...Fuck, this scapegoat is not me, definitely not me=="
Did you create this pain in the egg? !It's like when you see a beautiful girl when you are playing AVG and the narrator tells you - she is your sister...
Fuck, that's not what I did, okay? !This role-playing is really enough! !
"Obviously it's you! I still remember your sluggish face at that time, you just nodded and shook your head without saying a word!"
"..." How could that kind of person be me!System, what did you do before I took over! !
Shenwei looked at Yunfeng with a satisfied expression and nodded: "It turns out that Yunfeng has had a bad life in the past few years, and he has become this kind of person."
—Who is it? !Don't look at me with the look of "Oh, you gave up the treatment like me", okay? !
Yunfeng couldn't even express his temper now: "...it's fine, how can I get out?"
"It's very simple, hand over the prescription," Shenwei quickly gave the answer, "Maybe Yunfeng can go on the road of Chunyu's hegemony from now on—"
"Sorry, I really don't know about this =="
After understanding the function of Jiuzui, Yunfeng resolutely rejected this evil activity even though he had it in his composition list. He has no right to interfere with other people's three views. Honestly, he didn't want to be wrong: "And I don't think they will spare me even if I hand over the prescription-this is obvious."
"That's because if you cheat, you will be seen through. It's fine when you don't get caught~"
Kamui continued to laugh, and the dumb hair on his head flickered: "Yunfeng can also choose to escape - I always think that Yunfeng is actually a deformed mole - oh, it's so dangerous~"
Yunfeng finally threw the sword in his hand, although he still missed: "Just say what you want, want, and do!"
Before handing him over to the Council of Elders and now letting him escape, this guy's brain structure is really strange!
"Well, what do I want to do~~"
Kamui repeated it, and then in this gloomy prison, he showed an undisguised, hideous and terrifying smile.
"I don't know either~"
From the very beginning, Fengxian told him - if you want to see more powerful people, just work hard to climb up in Chunyu.Although I don't know what its top looks like, but he can be sure - there must be the most powerful gathering place of creatures in the universe, where you can meet the top masters of the universe.
Although Shenwei also suspected that this sentence was an excuse used by Fengxian to deceive him and put the burden on him, but this instinct of chasing the strong made Shenwei unable to refuse.So Kamui set the great goal of "becoming the head of the regiment → becoming the admiral → fighting in the council of elders".
"Scary==Your face is terrible now."
Yun Feng felt a little scared and took a step back: "What's the matter with your broken idiot face?"
Afutu silently gave him a thumbs up from behind.
"Sorry, I got a little excited~"
Shenwei said so, then stood up, and made a movement of listening to Yunfeng.
Yunfeng: "..."
Seeing you smile makes me feel bad!It's a completely "come, come, jump into the trap I dug" expression!He showed his malice without any concealment!
He hesitated for a moment, and then chose to stand on tiptoe to listen to what Kamui had to say to him.
From Afutu's point of view, in fact, Shenwei was going to squat down a little, but when he saw Yunfeng stand on tiptoe, he laughed for some reason, and then covered his mouth with his hand and whispered something to him What.
And Yunfeng looked blank after listening: "..."
Kamui picked up the diamond sword that Yunfeng threw outside and gave it back to him: "It doesn't matter, what to do is all up to Yunfeng - but the criminal law here is really terrible~~"
Yunfeng: "..."
Kamui then bounced away, proving the difference between him and Akashi's rank - Kamui is an ultimate BOSS that will not die even if there is no dead end in 360°.
Yunfeng was left alone, clutching the prison railing in a daze.
"...Damn it, am I stupid? I didn't understand!!"
Waiting for the good news.
↑This is what Yunfeng heard.
Damn, is this a whisper? !You really didn't come to tease me? !
Yunfeng almost knelt down and sang conquest for Shenwei. Before, this child's mind was always jumping around at the speed of light, but now he has entered the stage of teleporting silently and stealing people's lives.
Yunfeng didn't know what the so-called good news of Jingwai was, but the signs showed up—for example, the interrogation that was promised didn't come, but what Yunfeng heard was that the person in charge of this matter didn't know How was he killed.
It is said that he was attacked by some gang of thieves on the way back to the headquarters, and the entire spaceship and the creatures inside were all reduced to the dust of the universe.
The news was brought by Afutu, Yunfeng felt it was a coincidence after hearing it, although Afutu's eyes were calm and nothing unusual, Yunfeng still asked: "Could it be Shenwei who did it?"
"Yutu's behavior is highly recognizable - because their weapon damage marks are easy to identify," Afutu said and then scratched his hair, "and the bleat next to you, someone Spend 3 million to buy its sheep's head."
"...I already knew that people are not as good as a sheep these days." Yun Feng waved his hand calmly.
He already had a faint premonition in his heart, and Shenwei's phrase "wait for the good news" seemed to have the answer.
He was going to use this incident to infiltrate the Council of Elders—or it would not be an exaggeration to say that he would squeeze in roughly.When all the insiders disappeared, Yunfeng became the only existence that could give the prescription.
When all the truths are obliterated, even if the only one left is bullshit, then he is right.Or the elders will choose to give up this prescription, but the current situation shows that they desperately want this prescription.
That is to say-
Yunfeng was lying on the prison floor, and could hear the bleating sound of a goat coming from the next door.
It is very likely that the bleating sheep will be killed.
Yunfeng is such a person, he has his own set of principles in his heart - this principle will not be changed by the laws of the world, nor will it be changed by others, this point can be seen from what he said to Tom before You can see a thing or two.
The set of principles in his heart are unbreakable and solid as a rock. For example, he should live a good life and not be too sloppy. In the game, he should not show mercy to his enemies and kill them directly. Correction, but if your own three views are not correct, it cannot affect others, or I will beat you or something.
When his principles are challenged, he will never hesitate to fight back. (You can refer to Akashi's beating incident)
He rolled around on the ground, and then hugged his head in a rather tangled state.
What Shenwei wants to do, he has already guessed almost everything, the important thing is his choice.
"Afutu, help me take a good look at those two in the prison."
Shenwei said this with a smile in his office, and then tilted his head cutely.
"What are the two? The Universal Human Rights Association will beat you =="
"Well, I always feel that Yunfeng is the type who will run away - given the lessons learned from the past."
Having said that, Kamui turned his eyes to the red cloak hanging at the door—that was the clothes he would wear when he became the head of the Seventh Regiment. He issued a letter of appointment for the head of the delegation.
Another step forward, towards the strongest direction.
Shenwei suddenly sighed, and then said: "Of course, if he was so obedient, I wouldn't find him interesting."
"...You really are shaking S." Afutu sighed while holding his forehead. At this time, someone knocked on the door of the office, and then Chu Chen walked in. After whispering a few words to Afutu , he handed him a small box.
"found it?"
After Chu Chen left, Shenwei looked at Afutu with a smile, and then Afutu opened the box, and there was a wool blanket folded squarely inside.
"It should be it, although I don't know what is embroidered on it, and why it is so flowery =="
Such a valuable thing was casually spread out on the table by Afutu, with some blood stains on it, it looked like an ordinary blanket.
"Oh~ it was the blood dripping from my umbrella at that time~ There is still a bunch of footprints here, which should have been stepped on by me~"
"The criminal is you!!!"
This word is frequently used in some frenzied and happy scenes. For example, if you are an author who is often interrupted and unfinished, one day you find that you have timetraveled. At this time, those readers who are buried at the bottom of the pit can read freely. "What should come will always come."
For Afutu, when Shenwei was scolded by Yunfeng, he wanted to use this sentence——
What should come will always come.
After Shenwei tricked Yunfeng into prison again, he also shamelessly went to visit the prison. Not only that, he even said innocently, "I didn't do anything~", this level of death can't be tricked To describe it as a death, it should be described as "a 360° all-round, no dead angle, turning somersaults and stepping on stilts to death".
So in Shenwei's gentle and lovely smile, Comrade Yunfeng fully represented the fundamental interests of the broad masses of the people, and directly stabbed out with the diamond sword in his hand.
"...so ruthless."
After narrowly dodging the murder weapon, Kamui hopped to the edge of the cell and observed Yunfeng's face at close range: "Is Yunfeng angry? Really angry? But you can't see it from your eyes~~ "
Yunfeng took several deep breaths before restraining his urge not to pounce on this guy and strangle him to death, he circled back and forth in the cell several times, and finally calmed down: "...you are about to disappear from my sight. "
"Yada~" (*^_^*)
Yunfeng began to think about throwing the diamond sword to kill him.
Nicholas has not spoken since Kamui came, but Kamui has not forgotten him: "This is Mr. Nicholas, right? I have always wanted to meet you—but I heard that you are so arrogant, so you are very reluctant." Meet normal people like us, so now can we talk?"
He said so softly, and held up his umbrella.
"What did I say! I said everything!!"
Yunfeng: "..."
Shenwei's coming to explore is a big red light given to him by the elders. The previous head, Yewang Fengxian, did not obey orders and acted recklessly. This time they really don't want to find another similar one-so it is necessary for both parties to maintain a good relationship. So Shenwei's prison visit was allowed.
In other words, this matter was handed over to Shenwei to take full responsibility.
And when the goat with the "baa-baa-baa" mouth habit told all the ins and outs of the incident, the audience fell into a weird silence.
Yunfeng: "...Fuck, this scapegoat is not me, definitely not me=="
Did you create this pain in the egg? !It's like when you see a beautiful girl when you are playing AVG and the narrator tells you - she is your sister...
Fuck, that's not what I did, okay? !This role-playing is really enough! !
"Obviously it's you! I still remember your sluggish face at that time, you just nodded and shook your head without saying a word!"
"..." How could that kind of person be me!System, what did you do before I took over! !
Shenwei looked at Yunfeng with a satisfied expression and nodded: "It turns out that Yunfeng has had a bad life in the past few years, and he has become this kind of person."
—Who is it? !Don't look at me with the look of "Oh, you gave up the treatment like me", okay? !
Yunfeng couldn't even express his temper now: "...it's fine, how can I get out?"
"It's very simple, hand over the prescription," Shenwei quickly gave the answer, "Maybe Yunfeng can go on the road of Chunyu's hegemony from now on—"
"Sorry, I really don't know about this =="
After understanding the function of Jiuzui, Yunfeng resolutely rejected this evil activity even though he had it in his composition list. He has no right to interfere with other people's three views. Honestly, he didn't want to be wrong: "And I don't think they will spare me even if I hand over the prescription-this is obvious."
"That's because if you cheat, you will be seen through. It's fine when you don't get caught~"
Kamui continued to laugh, and the dumb hair on his head flickered: "Yunfeng can also choose to escape - I always think that Yunfeng is actually a deformed mole - oh, it's so dangerous~"
Yunfeng finally threw the sword in his hand, although he still missed: "Just say what you want, want, and do!"
Before handing him over to the Council of Elders and now letting him escape, this guy's brain structure is really strange!
"Well, what do I want to do~~"
Kamui repeated it, and then in this gloomy prison, he showed an undisguised, hideous and terrifying smile.
"I don't know either~"
From the very beginning, Fengxian told him - if you want to see more powerful people, just work hard to climb up in Chunyu.Although I don't know what its top looks like, but he can be sure - there must be the most powerful gathering place of creatures in the universe, where you can meet the top masters of the universe.
Although Shenwei also suspected that this sentence was an excuse used by Fengxian to deceive him and put the burden on him, but this instinct of chasing the strong made Shenwei unable to refuse.So Kamui set the great goal of "becoming the head of the regiment → becoming the admiral → fighting in the council of elders".
"Scary==Your face is terrible now."
Yun Feng felt a little scared and took a step back: "What's the matter with your broken idiot face?"
Afutu silently gave him a thumbs up from behind.
"Sorry, I got a little excited~"
Shenwei said so, then stood up, and made a movement of listening to Yunfeng.
Yunfeng: "..."
Seeing you smile makes me feel bad!It's a completely "come, come, jump into the trap I dug" expression!He showed his malice without any concealment!
He hesitated for a moment, and then chose to stand on tiptoe to listen to what Kamui had to say to him.
From Afutu's point of view, in fact, Shenwei was going to squat down a little, but when he saw Yunfeng stand on tiptoe, he laughed for some reason, and then covered his mouth with his hand and whispered something to him What.
And Yunfeng looked blank after listening: "..."
Kamui picked up the diamond sword that Yunfeng threw outside and gave it back to him: "It doesn't matter, what to do is all up to Yunfeng - but the criminal law here is really terrible~~"
Yunfeng: "..."
Kamui then bounced away, proving the difference between him and Akashi's rank - Kamui is an ultimate BOSS that will not die even if there is no dead end in 360°.
Yunfeng was left alone, clutching the prison railing in a daze.
"...Damn it, am I stupid? I didn't understand!!"
Waiting for the good news.
↑This is what Yunfeng heard.
Damn, is this a whisper? !You really didn't come to tease me? !
Yunfeng almost knelt down and sang conquest for Shenwei. Before, this child's mind was always jumping around at the speed of light, but now he has entered the stage of teleporting silently and stealing people's lives.
Yunfeng didn't know what the so-called good news of Jingwai was, but the signs showed up—for example, the interrogation that was promised didn't come, but what Yunfeng heard was that the person in charge of this matter didn't know How was he killed.
It is said that he was attacked by some gang of thieves on the way back to the headquarters, and the entire spaceship and the creatures inside were all reduced to the dust of the universe.
The news was brought by Afutu, Yunfeng felt it was a coincidence after hearing it, although Afutu's eyes were calm and nothing unusual, Yunfeng still asked: "Could it be Shenwei who did it?"
"Yutu's behavior is highly recognizable - because their weapon damage marks are easy to identify," Afutu said and then scratched his hair, "and the bleat next to you, someone Spend 3 million to buy its sheep's head."
"...I already knew that people are not as good as a sheep these days." Yun Feng waved his hand calmly.
He already had a faint premonition in his heart, and Shenwei's phrase "wait for the good news" seemed to have the answer.
He was going to use this incident to infiltrate the Council of Elders—or it would not be an exaggeration to say that he would squeeze in roughly.When all the insiders disappeared, Yunfeng became the only existence that could give the prescription.
When all the truths are obliterated, even if the only one left is bullshit, then he is right.Or the elders will choose to give up this prescription, but the current situation shows that they desperately want this prescription.
That is to say-
Yunfeng was lying on the prison floor, and could hear the bleating sound of a goat coming from the next door.
It is very likely that the bleating sheep will be killed.
Yunfeng is such a person, he has his own set of principles in his heart - this principle will not be changed by the laws of the world, nor will it be changed by others, this point can be seen from what he said to Tom before You can see a thing or two.
The set of principles in his heart are unbreakable and solid as a rock. For example, he should live a good life and not be too sloppy. In the game, he should not show mercy to his enemies and kill them directly. Correction, but if your own three views are not correct, it cannot affect others, or I will beat you or something.
When his principles are challenged, he will never hesitate to fight back. (You can refer to Akashi's beating incident)
He rolled around on the ground, and then hugged his head in a rather tangled state.
What Shenwei wants to do, he has already guessed almost everything, the important thing is his choice.
"Afutu, help me take a good look at those two in the prison."
Shenwei said this with a smile in his office, and then tilted his head cutely.
"What are the two? The Universal Human Rights Association will beat you =="
"Well, I always feel that Yunfeng is the type who will run away - given the lessons learned from the past."
Having said that, Kamui turned his eyes to the red cloak hanging at the door—that was the clothes he would wear when he became the head of the Seventh Regiment. He issued a letter of appointment for the head of the delegation.
Another step forward, towards the strongest direction.
Shenwei suddenly sighed, and then said: "Of course, if he was so obedient, I wouldn't find him interesting."
"...You really are shaking S." Afutu sighed while holding his forehead. At this time, someone knocked on the door of the office, and then Chu Chen walked in. After whispering a few words to Afutu , he handed him a small box.
"found it?"
After Chu Chen left, Shenwei looked at Afutu with a smile, and then Afutu opened the box, and there was a wool blanket folded squarely inside.
"It should be it, although I don't know what is embroidered on it, and why it is so flowery =="
Such a valuable thing was casually spread out on the table by Afutu, with some blood stains on it, it looked like an ordinary blanket.
"Oh~ it was the blood dripping from my umbrella at that time~ There is still a bunch of footprints here, which should have been stepped on by me~"
"The criminal is you!!!"
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