[Comprehensive] Funny than a miracle!

Among the assassination troops of Tiandaozhong, there is a very powerful race named "Chen Luo".

This is an existence that is on par with Yetu, but they are more low-key than Yetu's setting.Their force value is not very high, and most of their skills are added to their agility.

As one of the three major mercenary races in the universe, they don't have the physical strength of the night rabbit, but they can suppress the fighting spirit and have a clear mind.

The person who monitored this operation of Yunfeng was Chen Luo, whose name was Yan, with pale skin and curly hair, taciturn, a bit like a ghostly creature in a horror novel.

Through the glass window of the spaceship, Yunfeng watched himself getting closer and closer to the blue planet—and the strange thing was that he didn't feel the huge sourness in his heart at the beginning, probably because he understood the meaning of this place. Earth is not his home.

——Actually, to be precise, there is no place for him in this universe.

"Don't worry, Chunyu will definitely guarantee your safety."

Chen Luo said so, and added: "As long as you don't make some outrageous actions."

Yunfeng turned his eyes away from the earth, and glanced at him again, with a well-pretended helplessness in his tone: "You think too much——Aren't I being monitored 24 hours a day?"

The huge planet that glowed blue under the sun was getting closer and closer to him, and he could already see the layer of mist covering the planet.

"I heard that your excellency is from Earth."

As Yan said this, the expression on his face was almost numb: "Going back to your own home planet, a normal person should feel excited and unable to contain it—but Your Excellency's performance is too calm."

"..." Yun Feng silently looked at this pale guy like a vampire, "Do you need me to cry?"

"You don't have to force yourself."

...I think I will cry when I get along with a weird guy like you in the future!Why do people drag out half-baked ancient prose in order to show their stature? !My Chinese is originally taught by the math teacher. How can you make me feel so embarrassed! !

"It's about to land, it might be a little wobbly."

Yan said so, still with a nervous face: "Please grab something to prevent dizziness——"

Yunfeng: "Uh-!"

Yan: "..."

This time Yunfeng came to the earth, to be precise, he was "being" brought to the earth, which is actually Chunyu's plan.Because Yunfeng insisted on not revealing the prescription of Jiuzui to anyone, and the elders asked him to provide the prescription on the grounds that he could not make Qizui alone, the two sides mediated for several rounds and Yunfeng finally got the opportunity to make medicine alone.

So Yunfeng followed the prescription given to him by Shenwei (also the prescription in his synthesis table), plus raw materials, and spent three days on the alchemy table to practice Jiuzui, and it was done by the original author who was only useful at this time. Verified as genuine.

Immediately, Yunfeng's worth was several grades higher than Baabaabaa, and those elders with beards immediately showed kind and kind smiles to him.

↑ This is called "Craftsman's Pride".

Yunfeng said this to Shenwei, although Shenwei only responded with an unclear smile.

Well... so he's now "brought" to Earth.

Because it is a parallel world, Yunfeng is sure that this earth is not the same as his own, but he was still frightened when he got off the spaceship.

What they are now is the high tower specially used for the transfer and transportation of spaceships on the earth, where countless spaceships are parked - and this place should be inside a tall building. When you look up, you can only see the spaceship slowly landing above your head .

I still can't accept that the earth has become a place where the sky is not idle - after all, the earth was a place where the ground was filled with all kinds of cars and buildings. Now if the sky is full of things... it is estimated that number?

"Your Excellency, please go from here."

Yan immediately grabbed his hand. Although he was thin and his face was paralyzed, his hand was surprisingly strong—Yun Feng was pulled by him all the way out of the crowded exit where people and animals were coming and going.

"...Is there no one to pick up the plane?"

Yun Feng felt a little bit like complaining—after all, he also came to harm the earth!Why didn't the boss of this planet send someone to pick them up!Is this the attitude towards friendly forces? Bad review! !

"The anti-barbarian forces on the earth have always been stubborn and hard to eradicate. Now the government is still entangled with them. If you want to be sniped in public, there is nothing wrong with it."

Yan's voice was cold and clear, but Yunfeng could hear a hint of sarcasm in him.

Yunfeng: "... is, is it?"

"Your Excellency doesn't seem to be concerned about the current situation of the earth?" Yan said, turning his head to look at the entourage this time - an orc in the shape of a black bear and an unknown night rabbit from the Seventh Regiment, "Let's go to Jiangnan now. Hucheng."

Such a team of four different species to destroy the earth...

Yunfeng followed Yan silently, feeling anxious about Chunyu's staffing.

"I said—Mr. Yan..."

"Yan."

"Yan, are the four of us really okay?"

Yan walked out of the tower with such a small team, and then said calmly: "As long as your Excellency has no problem, then I have no problem."

"Do you really have the determination to kill others?"

After he came out, Yunfeng was pleased to find that the sky on the earth was relatively clean - there were no scenes of spaceships flying past people's heads in science fiction movies, but he immediately discovered that the people here were as he had known before - people Wearing Yamato ethnic clothes, the buildings are also full of Oedo style.

"It's not so much that I don't have no determination..."

Yunfeng thought about his words, and finally said truthfully: "It's better to say that I don't even know what Edo Castle is =="

Yan: "..."

On the way to Edo Castle, it is as exciting as a science fiction movie.

Yunfeng saw a policeman holding a cannon chasing a thief and a weird young boy dancing hip-hop in front of a group of people. When passing by a shop, he found the shop owner holding a watermelon knife chasing customers and cutting them out. Some guys who look like fanatical fans are shouting slogans in the square ==

The earth... Is such an earth really a man?

Yunfeng was frightened, but Yan turned a blind eye and led the way ahead - they walked for more than ten minutes and arrived at the so-called "Edo Castle".

"Please wait for a moment, I will report to Duke Ding right away."

Standing in front of such an antique building, Yunfeng felt uneasy like an elementary school monk visiting ancient buildings: "By the way...do I need to pay for the visit?"

"It will be open to the public for visits in certain program sessions."

...wait, why do you know ==

Yunfeng thought of what Shenwei told him that "Chen Luo is a guy with a very strong brain", and silently swallowed back the question in his mouth.After a while, someone opened the door, and an old man bowed to them: "Is this Mr. Yan? Mr. General, please come in."

"Is Duke Ding not here?" Yan asked.

"...Yes, Mr. Dingguo went to another place today, only Mr. General is here."

Yan's footsteps paused slightly, and then he said: "It's okay, I also intend to visit the general."

At this moment, Yunfeng innocently asked: "What does the general do?"

"..."

"The general's family has been generals for generations."

When Duan Duan was sitting in the tea room, Yun Feng pretended to understand and imitated the way of the people around him. After drinking tea, he heard the general's words and lived up to everyone's expectations.

The general didn't expect you to be so serious and cute! !Are you so stupid and cute, made by your people! !

The general expressed great tolerance for Yunfeng's behavior of spraying tea - he directly ignored Yunfeng's face because he wanted to complain but couldn't, and continued to speak slowly: "This is my first time as a general, and Lots of shortcomings."

Yunfeng: "..."

Yan: "Your General's decisiveness is admirable."

Yunfeng: "..."

Connected!Should I say that you are worthy of being an intelligent Chen Luo? !

The general continued to refresh the lower limit of Yunfeng's understanding of leaders with a serious face: "But I always feel a little lonely, although I followed my sister's suggestion and wrote a mood diary."

Yan: "..."

The general continued to refresh the lower limit: "I also tried to go to Flower Street, the girls there are really cute. (calmly wiped off the nosebleed)"

... General, you have a nosebleed!Fuck you, a leader, is it really okay to talk about the nosebleeds of the girls in Huajie? !

Yan was silent for a long time, and when Yunfeng thought that he could finally not maintain his paralyzed face, he spoke: "It's really rare for Mr. General to be so straightforward."

Hold back!As expected of the intelligent Chen Luo, you actually managed to hold back your complaints and even praised him instead! !Simply a warrior! !

An hour of chatting with the general is simply tormenting - when you first see the general, your score will drop rapidly in the form of an exponential function, and you have to suppress the countless complaints in your heart and put on a contemplative expression Face—actually, Yunfeng almost choked the tea up his nose several times, and he finally couldn’t help but raise it when the general said “I think briefs are the best underpants” hand.

"Can I... can I go to the bathroom?"

The general is a lonely child, not only lonely but also unconsciously losing his integrity.

↑It is simply a walking weapon==

Yunfeng abandoned Yan and his friends without the slightest affection from his companions, and spent ten minutes in the toilet before coming out.After coming out, I found that Yan had been guarding the toilet door.

Yun Feng: "...Why are you here?"

Yan didn't even raise his eyes: "I'm just worried about your safety."

"...No, no, just say that you are here to prevent me from escaping," Yunfeng waved his hand, "Now that we have entered Edo Castle, what is the next step?"

"Go to see the Heavenly Daoists—Maomao looks stupid, but he is tight-lipped about the Heavenly Daoists. It is not clear whether he is a supporter or a betrayer of the Heavenly Daoists. The selection of this puppet is considered a failure."

"……What?"

Yan glanced at Yunfeng with his emotionless eyes: "I heard that your Excellency has a close relationship with Shenwei, the head of the Seventh Regiment—and he is absolutely opposed to this plan. What is your attitude towards Jiu Zui? ?”

Some people think that Shenwei is a good sword, but Yan thinks that Shenwei is a double-edged sword that can fight back.

"..." Yunfeng blinked blankly, "I'm just a pawn, how can I make decisions about this kind of thing?"

Yan was still about to say something, when the one-armed old man next to the general came over and bowed to them.

"Two, the general said that he would do his best as landlords and take the two of you to visit the outside of Edo Castle—I don't know what you two want?"

Yan: "..."

Yun Feng touched his chin and nodded: "I think it's very good."