[Comprehensive] Funny than a miracle!

Elderly people wearing big red flower clothes.

This is Yunfeng’s evaluation of this city. This city has advanced facilities and advanced technology, but the people here wear kimonos from long ago and step on clogs. The development of the city is still just for my own hobbies.

The general has a straight face. On the left side of the handsome face is written "handsome" and on the right is "dokin". However, they are standing on a street in Kabukicho, and countless beautiful sisters and handsome cowherds are gesturing to them frequently. .

Yunfeng raised his head to look at Yan's face, and found that his expression was calm and composed, and he looked like an old hand.Looking at the general again, he found that his face had been paralyzed, but the bases of his ears were quietly red.

Yunfeng: "..."

He found himself suddenly empowered.

Since this was a temporary activity for the general, the entourage only brought one bodyguard, and the general refused to let him go in, so as the host, he took Yunfeng and Yan (the other two were left to wait for Ding Guogong) ) entered this shop called "Heartbeat! Moe's Pseudo Love".

Yunfeng, who entered this kind of store for the first time, actually had cold hands and feet and his heart was beating wildly, but he firmly maintained his composure based on the idea of ​​"absolutely not to be seen by others". Makes sense.But when he saw the owner of this store, he felt that all his sanity collapsed.

who? !Come and tell him who is this guy with a woman's hairstyle and a face full of flesh and stubble that hasn't been shaved? !

"The guests are here, the guests are here! Come out and pick up the guests!"

While picking his nostrils, the boss waved a small pink handkerchief in his hand and greeted a group of strong men in women's clothing who were exactly like him.

"This is the most beautiful in our shop!" The boss nodded, quite proud in his words.

"..." Yunfeng felt that his fragile stomach began to churn, more menacing than any time of motion sickness, and his temples began to throb.

"Last time, I exercised my perseverance here, so I think you two should come to experience the atmosphere here." The upright, natural, gentle and rich general said this to him and Yan.

"The guest is so handsome, choose me, choose me~"

"Emi is annoying~Emi, you are the prettiest~"

"Guest, guest~ I can also drink and punch with you~"

"Choose me, choose me~~"

The smell of a pile of cheap cosmetics rushed straight into the nasal mucosa, Yunfeng's face turned pale, and finally he couldn't help raising his hand: "Sorry, where is the toilet, I think I'm going to throw up..."

……

Fuck, it's mental pollution!Now all he sees are the man's sharp laughter and the smell of makeup... No way, just thinking about it makes me feel stuffy QAQ

Yunfeng covered his mouth and stood up, and then saw his pale, bloodless face on the glass window of the toilet.

...Just, even though he's handsome, he's still kind-hearted...

And at this moment, a girl in a pink kimono with twin ponytails also opened the door with a "bang" and threw herself into the pool next to Yunfeng and began to retch crazily!

"..." Yunfeng looked at the gentleman sign at the door of the washroom, then at the man's broad shoulders, and silently swallowed the words "girl, this is the men's toilet".

"I'm quitting. I'm quitting. I'm in debt. I'll sell my kidney in the future. Vomit!"

"Paper! How can you give up the paper!"

With a bang, the door was knocked open again - this time it was a rather handsome...man with long straight black hair who came in, he ignored Yun Feng and jumped straight at the man who was vomiting On the body, the voice was stern and bloody: "Didn't you agree to earn tuition for Lezi?! If you can't get over this little difficulty, how can you give Lezi a bright future?!"

"Enough wigs for cosplay!" The man called Paper immediately looked up, "I can't do it anymore!"

"It's not a wig, it's a wig! How can you ignore Lezi!"

"I told you to get out of my brain quickly!!"

"Paper...you really—oh!"

Juanzi punched the wig directly to the ground with a straight punch. He couldn't understand the punch, and then jumped up and stomped two feet: "You are so annoying with the wig, you forced me!!"

"Cough...cough...cough...roll, paper...actually...not a wig—"

"Call the paper again and I'll do it for you!!"

"Curly, curly-haired - ouch!!"

Frightened Yunfeng: "..."

He he he he seemed to see something that shouldn't be seen...

After the wig on the ground was beaten all over the place with nosebleeds, the paper finally withdrew his hand and looked up to see Yunfeng.

The double ponytails on the head of the paper are all crooked, and the kimono is also wrinkled. Although he has painted eye shadow and lipstick, it can still be seen that this is a man in his 20s, and he has a lot of flesh on his body. It can already be seen It is a sign of good fortune in the future.

He shook his hand, stood up and showed a dry smile towards Yunfeng: "Sorry... It seems that I let the children see things that they shouldn't see-by the way, you look like a young man. Ah... an illegitimate child? Is it Shisan Lang?"

"=口=Who is Thirteen Lang? Don't just pick up names!!"

What are the multi-strings? I always think of things like meatballs... What is the illegitimate child? Has his character design collided ==

"Look at the paper! Let Thirteen Lang see something violent!"

So who is Thirteen Lang and why I have such a name somehow! !

The wig is still howling: "I can't believe that you have become such a person-ooooooo!!"

Juan pulled out his belt and slapped the wig on the ground.

Yunfeng: "...Sorry, am I on the training scene?"

Juanzi simply tore off the crooked twin ponytails on his head after pumping the wig for a while: "No, no, no, Ah Yin, don't say anything... just stay here with the wig !"

As a result, as soon as the test paper rushed to the door of the toilet, he met the shop owner with a sloppy face.

……

……

Yun Feng looked convulsively at the transvestites standing in a row in front of him, silently stretched out his finger and pointed to a certain curly haired Chinese paper whose face had been beaten blue and purple.

"Just... just him =="

"Janzi must take good care of the customers! Don't let me be passive and sabotage!" The shop owner touched the head of the paper lovingly.

Yunfeng felt that the expression on the test paper was slightly in sync with his present self: "...it's...it's QAQ"

Relatively silent.

Yunfeng really has no experience in talking with transvestites, and now it is quite difficult to face transvestites.After the two were silent for a while, Juan Zi spoke first: "Thirteen Lang... Would you like some wine?"

"==Who the hell is Thirteen Lang... I don't drink," Yunfeng waved his hand, but immediately the paper changed into a weeping expression, "Thirteen Lang, our salary is based on sales hooked..."

Yun Feng: "What the hell is Thirteen Lang... Then - a bottle."

"Okay! Get a box!"

etc!Why do you want to change the wine into a box on your own! !Even if the general pays the money this time, something is wrong!

Yunfeng's expression changed, and he said: "Actually...you can do a lot of things if you are short of money. There is no need to work here."

This was a rare moment, Yan didn't stare at him firmly, although Yunfeng knew that he probably wouldn't be able to run if he wanted to run, but it shouldn't be a problem to call Shenwei.

"I... have two little ghosts and a pet at home, both of whom are in the growth stage - one of them eats like an orangutan," this paper actually opened the wine and began to drink alone , "I want to eat the rice cooker every meal, and that dog... I can't afford it at all, and I can't live with the rent owed... Otherwise, Ah Yin, why would I come to the store in Xixiang It's a part-time job...Damn it, it's so cruel to think about it..."

Are you an old lady? !By the way, why can you drink my wine so frankly and pour bitter water here! !

Yunfeng's face turned green, then pale, then green, and finally chose to ignore him and call Shenwei.The phone rang once and was picked up by Shenwei: "Yunfeng? Have you reached Earth yet?"

"..." Yunfeng took a look at the man who was thinking about it, "It's kind of..."

"Is the earth fun? Are there any powerful people? By the way, Yunfeng is so noisy in front of you~ Is it on the street? There are men screaming~"

"...Your ears are really not covered," Yunfeng praised Shenwei's skills, and then lowered his voice, "Now I still haven't figured out their relationship with the Heavenly Daoist here—but I can be sure What's more, the plan they drew up requires the assistance of the Heavenly Daoists."

He didn't notice that even though he deliberately lowered his voice, Juanzi pricked up his ears when he heard the vague words "Tian Dao Zhong".

Yunfeng asked: "I asked - they said that the most powerful person here is the general, so what exactly is the Heavenly Daoist and what role is it here? You are all vague - you did it on purpose =="

"I'm wronged~" Shenwei exaggeratedly made a fuss on the opposite side, "I don't know very well, otherwise I will definitely tell Yunfeng-jun~ After all, we are all in the same camp~"

"Don't be silly, okay==" Yunfeng reprimanded like an old lady, and then said, "I think... If Yan wants to achieve this event through the Heavenly Dao, he will definitely not let me watch it , so it’s very likely that I don’t have any information other than making Jiu Zui, if you want to stop their plan, you will definitely need external assistance, do you have any cronies on Earth?”

"No~"

Answered simply!It's like a heavy hammer hit my Tianling Gai directly, okay! !

"Yunfeng can just figure it out for himself~" Shenwei seemed to be serious and had nothing to do with it, and then changed the topic to another place, "By the way, that Chen Luo is really powerful, right? Call him Yan, right?"

"...Are you an idiot brother who cried, 'Mom, you don't love me anymore' when you saw your mother handing over the meat to your younger sister?"

"I hate it, I'll kill you~~"

"..."

After finishing a meaningless phone call, Yunfeng felt his stomach start to churn again, but as soon as he looked up, he saw Juanzi looking at him with...very subtle eyes.

"What, what?"

"This guest seems to be troubled, right?"

The examination paper suddenly cast a wink at him, and the already smudged face matched with this action was like a scene from a ghost movie: "The examination paper can solve the troubles of the guests~"

Yunfeng was silent for a while, then picked up the machine to call the waiter from the sofa he was sitting on: "Are you going to force me to call the police?"

"Actually, I run a Wanshiwu." Juanzi immediately changed back to his normal voice, although he still didn't look handsome at all, "We can solve any problems of others - the customer is God! Ah Yin Wanshiwu We will do our best to serve you!"

Yunfeng looked at his shemale look, shook his head: "Sorry, I can't see any sincerity from your sticky twin ponytails."

He opened the task bar, which said task 5 [Understanding Chunyu], followed by a progress of 50%.Yun Feng felt sad when he thought that he could only collect information from Yan in the future, but suddenly a box popped up in front of him.

[Sakata Gintoki asked to form a team, do you agree? 】【Y/N】

"..." Yunfeng turned his head and saw that the name on the head of the paper was indeed Sakata Yinshi, and immediately began to doubt his identity.

You know, this is the first time he has encountered a team formation application - even Shenwei has not had such a team formation application!Who the hell is this guy who wants such a formal team application? !

Yunfeng's curiosity was aroused, but this guy named Sakata Gintoki was just a guy with curly hair who looked a little dirty and a little fat, except for his handsome face. I think my face is also very handsome ==

Agree or disagree?Do you always feel that it is not good to entrust your trust to a stranger like this?

"Sorry, please don't be angry—I'll just ask," Yunfeng raised his hand, "Mr. Juanzi, are you a warrior against barbarians?"

As far as he knows, the Warriors Against Barbarians is an anti-government organization with the goal of overthrowing the current rule...I don't know anything else.

If he was an anti-barbarian warrior, coupled with the special treatment from the system, Yunfeng felt that he would agree to this team application.

Yunfeng saw the man's expression changed.

If I had to describe it, it would probably be the slightly dazed expression when I recalled going back.

However, he quickly reacted and shook his head slightly.

"You will be arrested for saying such things, children, don't ask such harsh questions casually~"

He paused for a moment, and then said: "Ayin, I am just a poor old lady who just fiddles with life."