[Comprehensive] Funny than a miracle!

Sometimes, people enter a very strange state.

Inexplicably fell in love with someone at first sight, inexplicably started to cry, inexplicably began to feel sad, inexplicably believed in other people's words.

Yunfeng is now the person who has entered this inexplicable state.

There is an indescribable attraction in this man, which makes people want to trust involuntarily—at least when Yunfeng realized what he was doing, he had already clicked on the "Y" option.

A silver-white mark appeared on the map, which was undoubtedly the coordinates of Silver Hour.And this man with natural curly hair is still brainwashing him: "Oh, Yin, I am really a trustworthy person. I am the last samurai of this era. Even though I have natural curly hair, I am still a good person—yes Thirteen Lang?"

"...Who the hell is Thirteen Lang!"

Yunfeng couldn't help but refute, and by the way, he looked at the half-empty box and his face turned black: "You are too casual, hey!"

Just, the sudden feeling that he is very reliable just now is really his illusion == now he has begun to regret the decision he just made ah hey!

"Thirteen Lang, by the way, do you have a father named Duo Chuan? By the way, Thirteen Lang, you will also have glaucoma when you grow up, right? If that's the case, you won't be handsome at all..."

"==What kind of superiority are you showing off here..."

The wig stood on the stage and danced, and Yan's voice could not be heard from the next door, only a pair of men urging them to drink.Countless sad histories of being monitored after going back flashed through Yunfeng's mind, and he looked at the decadent middle-aged man in front of him, and finally compromised: "Okay... I did encounter some troubles... "

"Let's talk! Shisanlang, what's the trouble with you!" Yinshi looked at him very seriously, and then poured himself another glass of wine.

"...How should I put it?" Yunfeng was a little confused, obviously thinking about how to word it, "Let's put it this way...Actually, I have mastered the power to destroy this earth. Although I don't want to destroy the earth, now I am being shot Forced to destroy the earth—do you understand me when I say that?"

silent.

"...", Yinshi Shiyu looked at him: "... Thirteen Lang, did you not take your medicine today_"

Yunfeng: "...I know what I said is very unbelievable!! But it's true! I'm really not a middle school boy!!"

"You have already entered the state of 'everyone doesn't believe me anymore'," Yinshi touched his head, with a hopeless expression on his face, "It's useless to say anything to you now, right? Now, do you feel that no one believes your words? Do you start to feel that it doesn’t matter if you destroy everything? Anyway, it’s not that I’m wrong, it’s this world, right… that’s how it feels, right?”

"That's not true!" Yun Feng, who was accused of being a middle school boy, cried in grief and anger, "Will the second school use the roaring body like me?!"

"..." Yin Shi stroked his stubble-free chin, then shook his head.

"Thirteen Lang, come and let's have a good talk, Ayin and I, I have the most experience in treating the second-year boy."

"...I can't talk to you in detail."

Yunfeng also went all out, and chose to believe this man based on his first instinct—he took out a small bottle of Jiuzui that he had secretly hidden from his backpack, and handed it to Yinshi with his surprised eyes. on his hand.

"Now they are going to use this to destroy the power of the barbarian warriors - I don't know the method," Yunfeng paused, then smiled at the man, "I don't know who you are, but you actually So I leave it to you."

Probably that inexplicable intuition that this man is a trustworthy person.Even though his hair was a little dirty silver and he was not very reliable, Yunfeng still made the choice subconsciously.

Probably... the protagonist's halo?

"It's almost time, it's time to end."

Then almost in the next second, the door of the private room was pushed open, and Yan's dead face first appeared in front of Yun Feng.He glanced at Yunfeng and said indifferently: "It's time to go."

"Hey...it's been so long =="

Yunfeng stood up and didn't look at Yinshi's face. In fact, he was a little nervous now, but his previous pretentious personality helped a lot at this time - at least Yan just nodded briefly: "Go back right away, There are still things to do."

……

In fact, when he said "I still have something to do", it was just that Yan himself had something to do.

Yunfeng was closely monitored almost the moment he returned to Edo Castle - from getting up in the morning to put on socks, on the way to the bathroom, to using the computer to surf the Internet at night, he was followed by someone, with no human rights at all.

Lonely Yunfeng can only use the computer to pass the time. Since his computer does not allow Internet access, he went to Yan to apply for downloading stand-alone games and dog-blood romance dramas.

But during this period, the silver coordinates were very active.Yunfeng can see that this person named Sakata Gintoki has a wide range of activities, and he will stay far away from home for a long time. Most of Edo Castle seems to have his friends.

"Mr. Yunfeng, please follow me."

During the second week of surveillance, Yan suddenly came to his room and said this to him.

Yunfeng raised his head silently, dug up a large piece of watermelon with a spoon, and said inarticulately: "Wait a minute... wait until I finish this episode%#[email protected]..."

Yan: "..."

It is summer now, and Yunfeng also changed a set of clothes according to the season.Although the diamond set is a very good thing, he still doesn't want to be treated as a monster after all... So Yunfeng stepped on slippers wearing a thin T-shirt and followed Yan for more than ten minutes, and then his face changed subtly after boarding the spaceship. changed.

"where are we going?"

Fuck, he thought he was going to sign a letter every day like before—where is he going to fly now that he is suddenly on the spaceship? !

"The location of the Heavenly Daoists—it's located above Edo Castle," Yan replied quickly, "We've already prepared all the materials needed for Jiuzui, and we need to start working, Mr. Yunfeng."

"..." Yun Feng from the state of etiquette felt a little bad about himself, "Can I ask to go back and change a set of clothes—"

"Clothes are things outside of the body," Yan said calmly, "What we value is your talent."

"But I value my appearance!" Yun Feng was frantic for a while, "At least let me wear that secondary school uniform =="

Now he only has a diamond suit in his bag!Is he going to dress himself up as Lan Shining! !

Because the surroundings of their spaceship were pitch black, Yunfeng didn't know where it was docked, and he saw that his coordinates were indeed Edo Castle below—but the value of the Z axis was so high that it broke the table, it was almost in the sky.Yunfeng watched the door of the spaceship open, and then saw a long and dark passage.

The entire passage seems to be made of some kind of glass material, but it is an unpleasant black purple, which is very similar to the building of the Elders' Meeting in Chunyu - there are some white lines running through the wall, emitting a Dao of light, like a secret base in a sci-fi movie.

【Understanding Chunyu——60%】

↑Actually, he really didn’t understand anything! !

"follow me."

After Yan said this, he took his hand and started a long journey.

After going around an unknown number of curves, they finally stopped when Yunfeng could hardly remember the way - in front of them was a small room, and because of the weird purple-black background, Yunfeng felt that there was a room waiting inside. It's probably not surprising that a zombie pops up in a while.

There is a sense of horror of "I'm just conducting a horrible experiment, are you afraid?" ==

Yunfeng pointed to the room, and Yan nodded.

……

……

Yunfeng raised his hand: "Can I go back and change my clothes before coming back?"

Of course it is impossible to agree.

After Yunfeng entered the small room, he was startled by the neatly arranged materials inside—it was really neatly arranged, and the machines were placed just right, which made his inner fear a lot less.

"The Taoists of Heaven hope to make a bottle of Jiuzui in three days - this is a condition after agreeing that the recipe will be mastered by you alone. I hope Mr. Yunfeng can realize this and complete it on time and according to the quantity."

"Is there a camera?" Yunfeng asked Yan who was standing at the door.

"...No, Mr. Yunfeng can check."

"No, I believe Chun Yu's promise."

Yun Feng, who was wearing a T-shirt, sighed helplessly: "Although it's a bit sudden, it's fine like this."

In other words, there are three days.

Thinking of this, Yunfeng looked at the mountain of materials, and silently lit a candle for his miserable days.

Three days to save the planet?

Mouth!He's not Spider-Man in underwear!

"Yinshi, where did you get this horrible thing?"

Although he said "scary things", Yuanwai was quite calm, pushed the glasses on his head and said: "I'm not very good at this, but after experimenting with animals, they all have strong hallucinations and addiction symptoms—where did you get that?"

"Really? Is it really so scary?"

Yinshi scratched his curly silver hair, and took a closer look at the little white mice in the cage—they were all lying limp inside and unable to move: "What if this kind of effect affects people?"

"I heard that some celestial beings use addictive drugs to carry out aggressive wars...but the effect is not very good," Yuanwai expressed his opinion, "In my opinion, if you use this kind of method, it will definitely be a matter of every minute. .”

Yinshi's expression changed slightly, and then he looked at the bottle of potion on the table, and said in a rare serious tone: "Ayin seems to have encountered something terrible..."

"If there is something like a spectrometer, I can also analyze the material structure in this potion." Yuanwai sighed, "But I mainly major in physics. This kind of chemical research is really not suitable for me— — By the way, can I apply for a spectrometer with my previous partner?"

"Don't think I don't know that you were a terrorist who destroyed the world with Takasugi's middle school student before!"

Gintoki turned several thoughts in his mind, including a series of plausible and unreasonable ideas such as "directly break into the lair of heaven and man", "reluctantly cooperate with that terrorist Takasugi", "tell the wigs not to eat indiscriminately" and so on. Unreliable plan, but in the end this man who already had a family business (heavy fog) chose the most normal way.

He took the bottle of horrible things and came to the Zhenxuan Group's settlement alone.

"Uh... is Duochuan-kun here?"

He casually yelled a few words at the door, and then walked slowly into the reception hall when no one answered him.

"Ah... Dana~"

Okita Sougo, who was eating watermelon and watching a TV series, looked up at him: "Why are you here today?"

"As a good citizen, when emergencies happen, of course I will ask for help from the police uncle who serves the people."

Gintoki smiled dryly, then put the bottle of potion on the table opposite Sougo.

"I want to report—Jun Duochuan's son is dealing drugs!"