[Comprehensive] Funny than a miracle!

Yunfeng boarded the spaceship, after a while of wobbling and bumping his nose and face bruised, he felt that he was about to suffer from seasickness again, but Mr. Kidnapper, who was carried back by the powerful beautiful girl princess, fell among a group of people... Beautiful girl He kept shaking his shoulders with a broken face: "Master Jinsuke! Master Jinsuke, are you okay?! Do you need artificial respiration? Do you need my body temperature?!"

Saying so, she stretched out her hand to hold Mr. Kidnapper's face righteously, pouted with an expression that could be said to be joy, and approached him——

As soon as Shinsuke Takasugi opened his eyes, he saw a pink mouth, which was wriggling and getting closer to him: "MUA~"

"vomit--!!"

Yunfeng was so seasick that he retched: "Where is there a bathroom—vomit!!"

Takasugi reached out his hand to Kazuko Kuroshima's face and pressed her face to the ground, ignoring the suspicious smell of rust in his nasal cavity and the pain on his face - he almost immediately became the cool The indifferent Takasugi Shinsuke: "Come to the island, you give him medicine for seasickness."

"Master Jinsuke, you're awake! I'm so worried and I'm about to give you artificial respiration-uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..." Matako Kurishima's face just lifted up from the ground and was pushed down to the ground by Takasugi and still Suspiciously increased the intensity: "Don't talk nonsense, do as I say."

"Mmmmm—yes!!"

They did indeed break into the lair of the celestial beings.

Takasugi looked at his blood-stained samurai sword in the background of the swaying artillery bombardment, and when he turned his head, he saw the political center of the country that was getting farther and farther away from them.

"Now that I know their lair—that one day, I will definitely send all of you carrion crows to hell."

He said in such a low voice, and slowly stood up, and after a few swayings, he successfully resisted the effects of the poison and stood firm.And seeing Yunfeng's pale and distorted face, there is an inexplicable sense of "why is this guy so weak": "Are you from Earth?"

After Yunfeng took a pill, he took a few mouthfuls of fresh air and was finally able to speak: "Yes... By the way... what's going on here?"

The spaceship has sailed into a relatively safe range, and Gao Shan was not in a hurry, but said slowly: "You are the bargaining chip proposed by Chunyu—we will save you, and Chunyu will give me what we want."

Yunfeng's first reaction was that the Chunyu in the other party's mouth must be the sophomore boy of Shenwei, and the second reaction was that the attribute of his doing this is similar to the concept of self-destruction of the Great Wall. He is really brave... But since Takasugi didn't explain Chunyu He didn't ask who it was, "What do you want?"

"a lot of things."

As Gao Shan said so, he took out a pipe from nowhere and started to light it unhurriedly: "My deal was with Chun Yu, not you, but now I suddenly feel like breaking the contract."

Yunfeng saw that the color of the word "Shinsuke Takasugi" in the upper left corner turned red, and quietly put his diamond sword on the shortcut key - as a result, Shinsuke Takasugi pulled out his samurai in the next second With the knife, Yunfeng instantly switched to the sword and then slashed at him fiercely!

……

A lot of experience balls are so cool! !Instantly rose to level 10, okay? !

Yunfeng looked at the kidnapper who was kneeling on the ground again, and spread his hands to the stunned Laishima: "He did it first."

There is also a "weak" DEBUFF on the head, so come and make a yarn!Even with only a little blood, why are you so handsome to attack me... ==

Lai Daoyouzi shot Yun Feng from head to toe with murderous eyes when he saw Jin Zhu being chopped down: "Master Jin Zhu just wanted to kill you, what are you doing! Damn...you actually hurt Jin Zhu Help the adults——!"

"...You are reasonable!"

Am I going to lay flat and be grateful for him to cut me? !Originally, this Mr. Kidnapper looked like he was in the second grade, so it turned out that his subordinates were still a bunch of shaking Ms! !

Jin Zhu and Yunfeng may have been unable to use their weapons so they fell down directly. Although they did not die, they exploded a lot of experience balls. Yunfeng thought that he must belong to the type that cannot be killed.And when Kuijima Matako took off her kimono and began to stick it on Takasugi's body while shouting "Master Jinsuke, hold me tight and let me warm you!", he really couldn't calmly analyze the situation: "... ...Your Jinzhu-sama is just injured and not here, my aunt doesn't need a warm baby!!"

Help... Why did he feel that his painting style was not right after he came to the earth, the strange general, the hunky shemale who started to get fat, and the cool middle two but the kidnapper who always shames PLAY and the violent woman who has a tendency to shake M Man... Is this really the earth? Help him or go back to Yetu star to fight monsters, it's more suitable for OJZ

It may be that a lot of things happened, and Yunfeng suddenly felt possessed by a weak DEBUFF.At this time, Kamui's phone call was like the last straw on the camel's body, which completely weakened him: "Kunfeng-kun has already left Edo Castle, right? Has anything interesting happened?"

Yunfeng held the phone with a dull voice and expressionless face: "I feel that I have been involved in some strange things... and there is no doubt that the instigator of all this is you."

"No," Kamui denied with a smile, "Rather than 'being involved in the incident', it is better to say 'the incident took the initiative to find Yunfeng-kun', right? It has been like this since we met again, right? "

I always feel that I have heard this sentence before, Yunfeng thought so and continued to chatter dully: "If I have to say something--chunyu and the earth's heavenly people are probably the same group of people, we can see from the similarity of architectural style The above judgment can probably be drawn... probably so."

"I just got a notification from the headquarters - Jiu Zui's plan was suspended. Because there was a traitor in Chun Yu, although I don't think I did anything to betray Chun Yu, but I still feel quite regretful~"

"...You can't bear to look directly at the paragraph above! From the superficial content to the deep inner meaning, it's horrible!!"

Yunfeng could hardly maintain the weight of his head. When talking to Shenwei, he felt more and more like "Whose kid is this? Stand in front of me and I promise I won't beat you to death", while Shenwei He also felt good about being cute: "Thank you very much, Yunfeng, I have learned a lot of interesting news~ Sure enough, there are benefits to be the team leader~"

"..." Yunfeng didn't know whether it was better to complain about him or to beat him up, "In short, since you have said 'I will leave everything to you in the future', that means there is no business for me anymore, right? ?”

Ever since I came to this world, I have been in jail and been trained non-stop, Yunfeng really wants to take a good rest, spend some leisurely days doing tasks and then continue to the next week! !

"Although it is true that there are no more, but Mr. Yunfeng, don't forget that you are a kidnapped person, and Yunfeng is the only person who knows the formula of Jiuzui. Chunyu has been looking for you."

"...So, I've been wandering all the time—I'm really tired."

When Yunfeng said this, his tone was calm, but Shenwei seemed to hear something different and asked back: "Then why does Yunfeng feel so tired and wants to drift on?"

"Well... for going home."

Yun Feng said so, but he didn't know why his heart suddenly trembled.

In the short time that has passed, the time when he was homesick has almost become zero—the great sense of panic in his heart and the clear memory of home when he just traveled through time and space have begun to slowly peel off, just like now Traveling week by week is just a task, and he has neither the excitement of going home nor the uneasiness of coming to a new world, but he still proceeds as if he is fulfilling a task.

"Going home... very interesting remarks," Shenwei sighed, "Yunfeng didn't talk about his home and family all the time, and he didn't show any emotions like missing the food in his hometown— —It’s just that I’m obsessed with the word ‘going home’—isn’t it weird, you don’t seem to miss home very much, but you desperately want to go back as if you forgot something?”

Yun Feng was shocked by his smiling words, for some reason, he felt as if he really forgot something important.

He tried his best to recall, and found that he didn't even remember the layout and structure of his own home very clearly, but there was a very strong voice in his heart telling him: he must go back.

Do you really want to go back?

He heard a voice asking him that.

"Because I have to go back."

Yunfeng almost blurted out, and then immediately added: "My cats must be very hungry."

"...The reason is really embarrassing."

"It's none of your business!!"

"It's not fair... Ah Yin, I really feel wronged! Obviously, Ah Yin, I am here to help! Why are you arresting me, bastard!!"

In the Shinsengumi garrison, Sakata Gintoki shouted angrily with handcuffs on his hands: "Of course, I stood up when you guys were fighting! You arrested me for your own sake, bastard!!"

"Tsk, it's very simple—impeding the work," Hijikata Shiro said while writing the review, "Didn't we beat up the special envoy of Edo Castle, and then ordered a 5000-word review, and then Just grab a typical example and criticize it.”

"Ayin, I just drew my sword to help you guys a little bit when you were fighting with those guys, okay! Is it really okay to let me become that model! Is the word typical going to cry?!"

"Danna, actually you still have to thank Takasugi Shinsuke this time," Okita Sougo was also scribbling, "He made too much trouble, so we completely turned into a small fight—tsk, actually went there in a spaceship It’s really a skill to go around Edo Castle.”

"...None of my business," Yin Shi stared at them with dead eyes, "Ah Yin, I'm innocent, okay=="

"So it's only closed for a few days," Hijikata said, and he lit a cigarette with a mayonnaise lighter when he was free. "I heard that after Shinsuke Takasugi went, he killed a lot of people and took one person away. These days Edo City is on tight alert, and we are also working overtime to arrest people... we have to write a report, tsk."

"So it's none of my business A"

"... Tsk, aren't you the informant?!"

"So what's the matter with me, Ah Yin!!"