[Comprehensive] Funny than a miracle!

"According to the agreement, as long as you stay in the ghost army, the ghost army will try its best to protect your safety," the samurai with huge cat eyes said to him after the spaceship landed far away from Edo Castle "Of course, you can also choose to join the Ghost Soldier Team. We are secretly recruiting new recruits recently. If you want to join, I can let you go directly to the interview stage through the primary selection - the Ghost Soldier Team can provide you with an absolutely clean identity certificate and All documents without PS traces."

...Your reactionary organization is so formal that it is frantic, okay? !I think you are going to send me the "Ineedyou" recruitment flyer in the next second and ask me to scan the QR code and shake it!

Yunfeng didn't know what expression he should put on, so he could only choose to shake his head with a paralyzed face in the end: "Thank you, I don't plan to stay here permanently - just apply for false certificates or something."

Facing such an unrecognizable earth, Yunfeng felt a strange sense of awkwardness—it was as if your childhood sweetheart had changed sexually, Yunfeng had something to say about this planet called "Earth" The "how are you like this" feeling.Everything he saw in front of him challenged his inherent worldview anytime and anywhere.

"It's such a pity——Where does Mr. Yunfeng want to go? Is he going to join Gui Xiaotaro's team of people with lofty ideals? In fact, their salary is not high, and the treatment of employees is also quite bad—their leader is a joke Than I won't tell you."

"...It's really okay to blatantly blackmail the opponent's group?!"

"It's a pity, but even so, our ghost army will still treat you well-although I'm not interested in guys over 10 years old."

"It's exposed! You exposed yourself as a lolicon, hey!!"

For the remaining nearly 2 weeks, Yun Feng was always sheltering from the limelight.I heard that Edo has been very strict in the investigation recently, and if there is something wrong, we should first catch it and say it - so all the ghost soldiers are stationed in the countryside and do not destroy it leisurely, and Yunfeng is also comfortable doing the task by himself Brush progress.

As for Yan's proposal of Chunyu and it was approved, he naturally didn't know anything about the replacement of a large number of core figures of the Heavenly Daoists.And this camp of the ghost soldiers in the countryside, a week after Tiandaozhong changed, a man who looked very "elite" in clothes and glasses came, followed by a beautiful girl with dark purple hair— ——When they saw Yunfeng wielding a hoe to dig the ground at the door, they could still maintain the expression that they hadn't seen anything before, they passed him directly and walked into the camp.

"They... are the director and deputy director of the meeting group, and they are here for cooperation."

Wearing earphones and sunglasses, Kawakami Wanqi, who always carried shamisen on his back, said this, and then exclaimed in a pretentious manner: "The footsteps are steady and powerful, and I heard the voice of the strong."

Yunfeng wiped the sweat off his brow, deeply feeling his lack of pretense skills.

The change of blood of the Tiandaozhong made the Jianhui group a new police force, and the Jianhui group is actually inextricably linked with the Edo anti-barbarian team-the ghost army.As for the future, how much bloody storm the Huijian group and the ghost army will cause in the city of Edo, the conclusion can already be vaguely glimpsed from the current alliance.

These Xinmi, which are only known by a very few people, happened under Yunfeng's nose, and he really expressed that he knew nothing about it.

Even though he is still an important part of the derivation of the cause and effect of this matter.

There are only two things he cares about: one is when he can go back; the other is whether he can go back.

Yunfeng can't remember the color of the sofa in his home, but unexpectedly clearly remembers a very mysterious science fiction novel he read in high school called "A Day in Prison".The general content is that a person will repeat the day of his death over and over again, and at the end of the day, the protagonist of the story still doesn't know whether he has jumped out of this vicious circle.

At a certain point, he also felt that he was the protagonist of "One Day Prisoner", repeating the time-traveling activities repeatedly, but it is still unknown whether he can jump out of this circle at the end.

Sometimes he saw Shinsuke Takasugi getting up to practice swords in the morning when it was still daylight, and the cold light in the exposed green eyes was worse than the blade, and then he thought of Shinsuke Takasugi's strong hatred for this world I started to think about what this world is to me—is it a virtual data in a game, or is it just a meaningless memory from a midnight dream?

As the game progressed, he found that he really had no way to treat all of this as data—all the characters had distinctive personalities, were real and touchable, and except for the system that made no difference between those who had it and those who didn’t, Yunfeng really found it. I don't know how the current world is different from the world I have lived in.

In the middle of thinking about the world, Yunfeng's task for this week is gradually coming to an end.

[Mission 16 has been completed, please check the items in the inventory. 】

[The next week's map is being downloaded, please do not perform crossing activities during this process, and we will not be responsible for card bugs~]

It was the first time that Yunfeng encountered the situation that the downloaded map could not be traversed, so he silently complained about how do I know when you will finish downloading, but a text box suddenly popped up on the system interface [A prompt will appear after the map is downloaded, Don't worry].

Yunfeng: =mouth=

etc!System, you have been doing your duty conscientiously and doing small and transparent work diligently and conscientiously, how did you suddenly become this kind of state that you can talk to me!I cried with you so many times in the second week, and you still let me go through the coldness without hesitation! !

When faced with his complaints, the system ignored him and became as transparent as before, as if the ability to read minds was a coincidence—no matter how much Yunfeng entangled him in the following time Bombing him with thoughts, everyone in the system sat firmly on Diaoyutai and ignored him, pretending to be a dead body very thoroughly.

Yunfeng had no choice but to wait for it to download the map for about 3 days.

When leaving this time, Yunfeng unexpectedly didn't want to tell anyone, especially Shenwei. This smiling young man has a terrifying insight and sharp words that can hit each other's weaknesses. In the previous conversations, every time they Communication is a direct failure - and the latest phone call was a big blow to Yunfeng - even if you can see that I really don't know what I'm doing, don't be so blunt Speak out! !I'm really hurt after being complained by you that "it doesn't make any sense"! !

So Yunfeng decided to leave quietly, not taking a cloud with him - of course he also thought that few people would remember his existence.

"Hey... Your Excellency still decides to leave? Why don't you think about staying in the ghost army?"

After Yunfeng proposed the idea of ​​leaving, Wanqi Heshang, who was in charge of personnel transfer, looked up at him, and Yunfeng's expressionless face was reflected in his sunglasses: "Our Ghost Soldier team's welfare is very good, three insurances and one gold It’s very complete, there aren’t many tasks but it’s full of gold, and it’s often the kind of full-page exit that appears on the last page of the manga.”

"... Are your ghost soldiers here to sell Amway?"

"No, no, you misunderstood." Wan Qi shook his head, and then said slowly, "Recently, the organizations of the people with lofty ideals made a statistical table, and found that our Ghost Soldier Team is actually the least active—that's true. It’s unbelievable why Gui’s sleazy organization goes to the square every day to dance a square dance and is listed as ‘actively interacting with the public’? I just feel a little dissatisfied.”

——I think the person who can make this kind of statistics is the one you really should hate! !Why haven't villains like you been killed yet! !It would be better to hand over Edo to the police than to you people! !

Yunfeng stuffed his roar into his stomach, and pretended to straighten his neckline: "No need, I have other things to leave the earth."

"Really...that's a pity," Wan Qi stood up and shook hands with him, "Once you leave the Ghost Soldier, your safety will not be protected by me—I wish you a smooth journey."

Yunfeng's calculation was crackling - he directly cut off the birth point with an axe and then traveled to the next week. How did the second-year boy of Shenwei want to become a cosmic powerhouse and let him die... As a result, he was preparing to die with an axe. When he fell towards the bed, a box suddenly popped up in front of his eyes:

[Warning, it is impossible to travel through the team, please unbind the team first. 】

Yunfeng was startled by the text box that popped up suddenly, he had already charged more than half of his energy, but he stopped suddenly——then he heard a "click" from his waist, and suddenly a sharp pain came from his back The back is densely penetrated along the spine to the depths of the nerves...

"Aww, it hurts—!!"

Therefore, because of the system's disturbance, Yunfeng successfully flashed up to his waist.

It's just cheating!All of a sudden, in the middle of it, you are so surprised and frightened me that you want to kill me, right? !

Yunfeng supported his waist like an old man, slowly found a chair and sat down, opened his system menu, checked all the details, and found that there was no button like "disband the team"—you Are you kidding me?

[Reminder: All members of the same group need to choose to quit at the same time, single person cannot operate. 】

Yunfeng: "..."

Why? !Why do I need his consent when I quit the team!

[Hint: Because it was agreed by both parties when the team was formed. 】

"..."

Unscientific!This is not in line with universal values!

Yunfeng looked at the map in the upper right corner, the silver-white coordinate point has been staying quietly in Edo Castle.

Yunfeng silently recalled his psychology when he formed a team, and then decisively summarized his behavior as "being dazzled by a fat handsome guy" - that ladyboy never appeared!Believe that he will save the earth, I might as well believe that Kamui will be back to normal!

None of Yunfeng's cries of pain reached Yinshi's ears.

In fact, this man is now doing his voluntary activities as a labor reform prisoner with a bitter face in the prison. As a typical villain who does not obey the orders of the great government, Gintoki was sentenced to three weeks of prison labor—although Prison is also commonplace for him, but he still feels very wronged.

Why? !Ayin, I am obviously a good young man who abides by the law, obediently pays taxes and does not join any cults. Why was I caught in the bureau? !Shouldn't the guy with a wig be caught who is not only engaged in reactionary activities but also has a mental problem_

After finishing the day's labor, Yinshi dragged his tired and disfigured body back to his room, before he had time to sit down on the bed and pretend to be dead, suddenly there was a suspicious and crisp knock on the stone floor below. Voice.

With the order of the jailer outside, all the lights in the prisons were turned off.In such an atmosphere, the regular knocking sound after another seemed to be some secret code.

Yinshi stared at the knocking sound on the ground with his dead fish eyes open, squatted down, touched the ground with his hands and knocked again, half a second later his face was completely pale.

This 26-year-old man, who was about to be in his third year, turned into a little girl who saw a mouse almost instantly. The great fear in his heart made him speechless for a moment, and his heartbeat hit his sky directly, and There is only one sentence in the mind of this man who once made the enemy army fearful.

Fuck, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah! ! !

So, when Yunfeng dug up the stone floor of the prison again like in the second week and poked out a head, he directly saw Yinshi's trembling appearance.

"I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!! Ah Yin, I haven't done anything wrong in my life. I just peeked at the widow in the next village taking a bath when I was a child!! I really didn't do anything outrageous. I was diagnosed yesterday. High blood sugar, high blood pressure, please let me receive treatment, please, I really didn’t do anything!!!”

Yunfeng: "..."

Was it the wrong way for him to play?