[Comprehensive] Funny than a miracle!

Once again, Yunfeng experienced what is called "Slytherin's common hatred".

His roommate—until now, Yunfeng doesn't know his name, treats him like air, and the news that a second-year Slytherin and the Gryffindor savior are mixed up the next day is like growing wings The same thing flew into the ears of all the college kids.

Yunfeng became famous again, this time accompanied by the roar sent to Ron by Mrs. Veles - the phrase "You still take a Slytherin to ride in a speeding car!!" The loudest decibel resounded throughout the restaurant.

Yunfeng choked on a mouthful of soup: "...cough cough!"

His roommate sat further away from him, and the yelling roared for several minutes before the hall fell silent when it finally stopped - and then the two sitting at the Slytherin table. The head of the year, Draco Malfoy, smiled contemptuously.

The laugh was not loud, but it was very clear, and Harry immediately looked up and saw Yunfeng stuffing the pumpkin pie into his mouth—he seemed to have red eyes and cheeks, as if Just like crying. (actually choked)

The little bit of resentment in Harry's heart at Slytherin's trouble turned into uneasiness, and Ron was in a daze for a while and then automatically covered his flushed face with his hands: "...Now——I really It will become the laughing stock of the whole school.”

Hermione squinted at Ron: "I have to say—"

"If you say I did it on my own, I'll break up with you." Ron closed his eyes decadently.

"You just brought it on yourself." Hermione gave Ron a fatal blow mercilessly, "Since it's all like this - be natural, everyone will forget about it in a few days anyway."

Harry was not worried about this, his eyes kept wandering around Yunfeng, and after realizing that he was obviously regarded as a transparent person in Slytherin, this kind-hearted child felt a little uncomfortable: "Ron, you Let's see if we want to apologize to that Yunfeng?"

"...You didn't eat too much, did you?" Ron was so shocked that he couldn't say anything euphemistically, "I was scolded for this just now!"

"Harry, I understand what you mean, but it's best not to do that," Hermione closed "Traveling with the Vampire", and said very clearly, "Think about it, a person who is close to Gryffindor What would the Slytherins be told?"

Harry felt that Hermione had a point, but felt a little uneasy inside.

The next class was Herbology class, they met Lockhart - the story in it can only be described as a mess, and the Defense Against the Dark Arts class that followed was so bad that Harry never saw Lockhart. Detour away.

Yunfeng's situation is not much better than his.

"Now—chop the ginger root, then the daffodil root... pay attention to the sequence and timing."

Potions class, Snape's voice was very low and invariable and extremely calm - of course this was when everything was under his control, when he saw Yunfeng cut the two medicinal ingredients together, his voice immediately It was raised more than once: "I think Mr. Yunfeng would like to explain to us why he sliced ​​ginger root and narcissus root together?"

Yunfeng, who was doing the experiment by himself, let out an "ah", then raised his head, and when he looked at Snape's face, he said calmly, "I think it's about the same..."

The Slytherins around started laughing again.

"Almost?" Snape looked like he wanted to give him an Avada directly with his wand, "I'm sure you haven't read the book, right? Or—Mr. Yunfeng, you are a spy from Gryffindor at all? Made a special trip to deduct points from Slytherin?!"

...It really is falling in love and killing each other, you guys! !

Yunfeng admitted frankly: "I really didn't watch it."

Snape: "..."

He pursed his lips, and before he could say "1 point deducted from Slytherin", Yunfeng raised a bottle: "Professor, I made my first bottle of potion."

Snape: "Mr. Yunfeng... are you sure this is the antidote?"

Yunfeng nodded: "Antidote, Professor, you see that the color is exactly the same as the one in the textbook, right?"

Snape walked over and picked up the bottle that Yunfeng used to hold the potion—he knew it was definitely a perfect potion almost without opening it, but no matter from his operation method or his brewing time, Seeing that this is unlikely, Snape finally sneered: "Mr. Yunfeng seems to be very confident—although I really want you to try your own antidote for yourself... well, Slater Linga 5 points."

Draco, who was still slicing, blushed and shook his hands, almost knocking over his cauldron.

In the following time, although Yunfeng couldn't answer a single question, he was always the first to deliver the finished product and looked exactly like the textbook. Snape's eyes changed from seeing dead people at the beginning to seeing transparent people later. Then came the subtlety later——Yunfeng used one class to prove just how far Snape's preference for Potions masters could go.

In their hearts, Slytherin looked at Yunfeng's bottle of potion, and their eyes were straightened. Finally, after Yunfeng handed in the homework for this class, they looked at Yunfeng differently.

But Yunfeng didn't care about it - all this was like a repeat of the story from 50 years ago, the difference was that this time around him there was neither a roommate named Rhodes who didn't care about all this like him, nor There wasn't a guy called Tom who was sneering and giving him a hand when he got stuck.

So Yunfeng was more like a passerby who came to complete a task - he ignored those students who wanted to win him over to mock him or talk to him after class, grabbed his textbooks and schoolbag and ran away.

His target was the Chamber of Secrets, and the Chamber of Secrets was probably in the bathroom.

After leaving the classroom, Yunfeng ran directly to the toilet on this floor. After turning left and right in the men's room for a long time, he did not find any clues. He silently crossed off this floor and walked out of the men's room. After a few steps, I looked up and saw the girls' bathroom.

Yunfeng: "..."

It shouldn't be so excessive, right?Don’t you think it’s weird that secret rooms are built in girls’ toilets? Ojz thinks about the secret rooms, which are actually surrounded by such big aunts, so I don’t have the desire to go in at all. Hey! !

[Hint: Finding another way is a way of thinking. 】

——Don't give me a hint, I don't want to be prompted at all, okay? ! !

Yunfeng looked at the sparsely populated girls' bathroom, and bravely took a few steps in which direction, but before he had time to see what was inside, a girl walked out holding another girl's hand, and then When he looked up, he met Yunfeng.

Yunfeng: "..."

He wanted to say that he was just passing by, but who knows that the other party actually knew him——the girl glanced at him and called out: "Aren't you the Slytherin in the newspaper in the second grade? You also have strange hobbies? "

Yunfeng suffered a heavy blow in his heart when a girl complained to him face to face, and it took a long time for his blood to come back: "You admit it wrong——"

The other party has already left.

Only Yunfeng was left standing there, feeling a mouthful of blood slowly flowing down the corner of his mouth.

He felt that he would have to wait a few weeks before getting out of the shadow of the women's room.

But before he could calculate the area of ​​this psychological shadow, another thing happened again.

Some students were petrified, and then the rooster inexplicably started to die - and the scariest thing was that one night, someone wrote on the wall that "the chamber of secrets was opened and the heir's enemy, beware." These two sentences.

Yunfeng knew this because he happened to pass by that road, and found that the end of the corridor was crowded with people, and the noise was very unscientific, so he leaned over to take a look, and it turned out that the people outside were crowded. , he couldn't get in at all, he could only hear someone inside screaming "You killed my cat!!", the crowd was restless, and Yunfeng could only hear some vague "Mudblood" and "Chamber of Secrets!" " "Heir of Slytherin" and the like.

"Everyone, please get out of the way."

A kind voice sounded behind him, and Yunfeng knew it was Dumbledore by hearing the sound—he hurried to the two sides, and saw Dumbledore followed by his Magic Defense teacher, McGonagall and Sneaker Pu, they took something off the east wall very quickly, and Yunfeng tiptoed to judge that it was probably a cat.

"Come with me, Filch. And you, Mr. Potter, Mr. Weasley, Miss Granger."

Dumbledore said so without any panic on his expression.Lockhart, on the other hand, was very proud and recommended his office to Dumbledore all the time. In the end, the group did indeed go directly to Lockhart's office.

The crowd dispersed slowly, and Yunfeng was able to see the two creepy words written on the wall, but before he could see anything from the handwriting, Malfoy, who stayed where he was, immediately saw him.

Yunfeng and this guy haven't spoken much, it's to the extent that they can't even smile when they meet, but maybe he was a little excited when he saw such a declaration, and there was a trace of excitement on his face when facing Yunfeng. Red: "Maybe the next one is you... Mudblood!"

Yunfeng touched his chin, and the thought that flashed in his mind when he saw the handwriting just now flashed past, and now his thoughts are full of "This seems to be the plot of Harry Potter, right?" He felt that Malfoy's words were a kind of reminder: "Is it... Thank you for reminding me."

Since the Chamber of Secrets is

The main clue of the second part is now the era of the protagonist, so does it mean that mixing with the protagonist = easy task completion?

Malfoy's face turned red again before he could go back in vain: "...you can't understand what others are saying?! I really don't understand how you got so many points in Potions class!"

Yunfeng was still studying the handwriting on the wall, trying to get back the memories he had slipped away, so when faced with Malfoy's ridicule, he replied without thinking too much: "Want to learn? I'll teach you."

Malfoy: "..."

On the way back to the dormitory, the Slytherin students found that Draco's face was not white.