[Comprehensive] Funny than a miracle!
Chapter 63
When Professor McGonagall pushed open the door of Snape's office with a serious expression on her face, Harry and Ron almost cried from her unprecedented stern expression.
But unexpectedly, Mag's attention was not on the two children at all—she immediately opened her eyes wide and adjusted her glasses, her eyes seemed to be glued to Yunfeng, and finally muttered to herself exclaimed.
"Merlin, Yunfeng? Is that you?"
Yunfeng was taken aback by Mag's expression. He looked at the blood bar in the upper left corner of her and thought for a while, and finally remembered that this was a Gryffindor schoolmaster he knew back then—two years older than him. His grade scores topped the four colleges. He always has a straight face, but he is a kind-hearted person.
Yunfeng knew him entirely because this senior sister asked him to borrow notes when he became famous for his Potions class, and after seeing his brand new Potions textbook, this senior sister even praised him for his talent.
"Hmm..." Yunfeng suddenly felt that this scene was a bit awkward. After all, if the system hadn't prompted him with a name, he probably would have remembered such a number one character, "It's indeed me—"
"Merlin... where have you been all these years?" Professor McGonagall obviously tried to maintain her composure but failed. Her lips even began to tremble uncontrollably, and she finally had to say, "Dumbledore Principal Lido will come over later... As for you."
Her eyes finally turned to Harry and Ron who lowered their heads.
Mag seemed to want to reprimand these two ignorant children, but it may be that her mood fluctuated too much after seeing Yunfeng, which made her a little speechless.So in the end, she just looked at the two children with her lips pursed, and said, "If you do it again next time, I'll have to fire you... It's not that difficult to send a letter with an owl, right?"
Harry and Ron could only nod like chickens pecking at rice.
Seeing that Senior McGonagall has become such a mature and strict woman, Yunfeng thought that he has a good relationship with Gryffindor, so he asked, "Senior McGonagall, since you are still in Hoag Woz—where is Tom now?"
Mag's face was as white as paper for a moment.
She looked at Yun Feng's face carefully again, and finally didn't know what to say, so she could only vaguely say: "Merlin, how long have you been away from the magic world..."
Seeing her expression, Yunfeng felt that something was wrong, thinking that Tom's little middle school student was really dead or missing arms and legs. At this time, the office door opened, and Dumbledore finally arrived late, followed by a group of Happy face like Snape at Christmas.
"Okay... now the headmaster is here," Snape's tone was full of viscous malice, and the tone of sarcasm was just right, "let us two little gentlemen talk about it-how did they come to King's Cross? station, and flew to Hogwarts in a flying car in full view of everyone."
"I told you it was because the wall was sealed!" Ron couldn't help retorting, Harry didn't even dare to look at Dumbledore, at this moment he only hoped that he would become a pile of air.
Dumbledore, like Mag, lost his focus the moment he saw Yun Feng.Although he didn't show the extreme surprise that Mag did——he subconsciously yelled "Merlin's pants", and then said softly to Mag: "I don't know if I ate it last night." Too many bonbons...I seem to see a...unlikely friend here."
Yunfeng greeted Dumbledore: "Long time no see, Professor—your beard is completely white."
If it weren't for the system, he really wouldn't be able to connect this old man with strange silver beard and white hair with the middle-aged man with brown hair at that time... But Dumbledore, your dressing taste seems to be even worse, what is this? I really want to tear your clothes off! Hey!
"Yunfeng?" Dumbledore took off his glasses and wiped them.
"That's right." Yunfeng nodded to him.
"Is that the little cloud from Slytherin from 50 years ago?"
Snape's eyebrows twitched, and he set his eyes on Yunfeng.
"...That's right, it's me, I'm Xiaoyun." What is Xiaoyun? Can I teach you not to speak such authentic Chinese as an Englishman? !
"Heavenly King and Earth Tiger? (Chinese)" Dumbledore asked again.
Gai Peat, do you think this is the secret sign for the traversers? !Even if I match up, what can I say?
Yunfeng's pretentious nature began to fall apart, and his funny personality began to emerge: "Professor don't need to test me in Chinese anymore, I am Yunfeng orz"
"Merlin..." Dumbledore wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes with his fingers, "It's really incredible, thank you Merlin!"
...Although I know you are glad that I am alive, but why does it feel weird? Is it my illusion...?
Due to the mingling of Yunfeng, this meeting against Harry and Ron's violations was completely distorted to the point where they could not be broken back. The two perpetrators were completely ignored. Both Dumbledore and McGonagall said that Wanting to have a long talk with Yunfeng, but the sorting ceremony for the freshmen was not over yet, Harry and Ron were left in the office to reflect, and Yunfeng was invited to the principal's office.
Snape, who wanted to watch the play, expressed his displeasure at this.
No matter what, Harry Potter and Yunfeng's second grade started off without any risk.
Maybe for Harry, he can sleep well tonight and look forward to the new semester, but for Yunfeng, what he is waiting for is a bunch of troubles - many things about his return after 50 years of disappearance .
"Come on, Xiaoyun, you haven't had dinner yet, have you?"
In the principal's office, Dumbledore smiled like a flower, ignoring Snape's low pressure and McGonagall's serious face, and showed his treasured snacks to Yunfeng: "This pear ball is the newest flavor, can't you eat it?" eat?"
Yun Feng felt that even if he didn't get mad, McGonagall next to him would get mad: "Principal Dumbledore!"
Snape still had the gloomy face of thousands of years: "Dumbledore, if you called me here just to watch you catch up with this childlike old friend, I can't guarantee that I will give you a good look." A bottle of poison?"
What is Tongyan?I'm forever 20, okay? !
Yunfeng didn't even want to vomit, he pretended to fly around the sky in a car, and now he was so tired and wanted to sleep, but Dumbledore obviously wanted to talk about the rhythm of Tianming with Jun, so he felt that he didn't want to talk anymore: "Professor Dumbledore - let's talk about something together..."
Dumbledore happily peeled a piece of candy and put it in his mouth, and then said cheerfully, "Xiao Yun, where have you been for the past 50 years? Do you know that many things have happened in the wizarding world?"
Yunfeng blinked and confessed: "No."
Dumbledore didn't care about Mag's expression, and asked again: "Xiaoyun, do you know the mysterious man?"
Yunfeng wondered in his heart that he was the last big boss in Harry Potter, but he still shook his head: "I just got here in a blink of an eye—in fact, my mind is still stuck in the summer vacation life in the orphanage Woolen cloth."
Dumbledore nodded knowingly: "It seems that Xiaoyun, you have encountered time magic? It's like the time and space travel that those Muggles say-this is really a rare experience."
"So, I really don't know anything about the current wizarding world, professor."
"Really..." Dumbledore continued to laugh, and then looked at the time, "It's not early today, I'll ask Sif to find you a dormitory to rest, time travel is rare, and you will be free later How about we talk again?"
Yunfeng agreed very much: "Thank you very much, Professor Dumbledore——no, Mr. Principal."
Snape continued to use his nose to express his unhappiness from beginning to end: "I don't care about magic at any time - this guy who looks reckless and brainless is actually a Slytherin? Or is it the Slytherin 50 years ago?" Fellowship with Gryffindor?"
Yunfeng revealed the big snake school emblem on his school uniform: "Hi, Dean!"
Snape looked at him as if he had eaten a cockroach-smelling jumping frog.
Yunfeng gave him an innocent tilt of his head to show off his cuteness.
[Hint: It's disgusting. 】
...=dish=I care about you!
After Snape left with Yun Feng, McGonagall looked at Dumbledore seriously: "Principal..."
"Minerva, I understand what you mean..." Dumbledore waved his hand, "How credible do you think his words are?"
McGonagall hesitated for a while, and then said calmly: "I think the 'time travel' thing he said is still believable. After all, it is impossible to maintain the appearance of a teenager after 50 years. But he asked me... …Ask about You-Know-Who - and call him Tom."
Dumbledore slowed down his voice: "Yes, it's incredible."
"Is he lying...?" McGonagall said to herself, "or maybe it's from the mysterious man—"
"Conspiracy? Plan?" Dumbledore looked at the snacks on the table and smiled kindly, "It's best not to jump to conclusions before getting the final result, but vigilance is necessary... right? "
"Come on, time travel or something."
After Snape sent Yunfeng to Slytherin's dormitory, he randomly arranged a room for him, and the disdain on his face was clearly visible when facing Yunfeng's suggestion of "reading a few books to supplement common sense" : "I didn't realize that you were so interested in the wizarding world 50 years later, that you dared to lie in front of Dumbledore... Did I still say, student Yunfeng, that you are too naive or ignorant?"
Yun Feng paused for a moment: "... Is the trace of my lying obvious?"
[Hint: It's obvious. 】
"It's so funny," Snape's voice was suddenly full of malice, "don't you realize? Your actions, language, demeanor - everything shows Dumbledore nakedly that this sentence - 'I am Lying'."
Yun Feng who was double killed: "..."
"Of course, I don't understand why you want to lie," Snape continued venomously. "In short, it has nothing to do with me, but what the head of Slytherin wants to tell you now is—don't embarrass Slytherin, or I won't remind you , other students will also let you experience a hundred times the horror of flying from the sky to school today!"
Yunfeng thought about it silently: "Should I be hung up and beaten? I will definitely vomit."
Snape: "..."
In the end, Dean Slytherin probably felt that Yunfeng must have given up on treatment, so he turned his robes and hid angrily...
Of course his night was not over yet.Because then he was summoned by Dumbledore to the principal's office and told to watch (supervise) (supervise) this troublesome student at first glance. Snape was enslaved again after protesting to no avail... Not happy at first.
"So - what is the origin of that student who was drunk and sorted into the wrong house by the sorting hat? It is worth our principal to come and talk to me?"
What Snape wanted to see didn't happen, and the troublesome thing was pushed again, and his face couldn't be described as bad.
"Let's put it this way..." Dumbledore looked at him with a smile, "Sev, find a stool and sit down first, I'm afraid you won't be able to hold on later...Okay, okay, I say yes."
Mag, who was sitting on the chair, rubbed his brows.
"Hello. My name is Yunfeng."
After returning to the dormitory, Yunfeng was so tired that he didn't want to move, and he didn't pay attention to his roommate, he just fell on the bed and greeted him.
"...what's your position...Gryffindor-style on the bed?"
"...so what is the grudge between you and Gryffindor orz"
"That kid Yunfeng is Tom's friend."
Dumbledore said this slowly, Snape didn't figure out who "Tom" was at first, but he immediately realized it.
His face changed immediately.
"It's his first and last friend."
Dumbledore added, almost like a sigh.
But unexpectedly, Mag's attention was not on the two children at all—she immediately opened her eyes wide and adjusted her glasses, her eyes seemed to be glued to Yunfeng, and finally muttered to herself exclaimed.
"Merlin, Yunfeng? Is that you?"
Yunfeng was taken aback by Mag's expression. He looked at the blood bar in the upper left corner of her and thought for a while, and finally remembered that this was a Gryffindor schoolmaster he knew back then—two years older than him. His grade scores topped the four colleges. He always has a straight face, but he is a kind-hearted person.
Yunfeng knew him entirely because this senior sister asked him to borrow notes when he became famous for his Potions class, and after seeing his brand new Potions textbook, this senior sister even praised him for his talent.
"Hmm..." Yunfeng suddenly felt that this scene was a bit awkward. After all, if the system hadn't prompted him with a name, he probably would have remembered such a number one character, "It's indeed me—"
"Merlin... where have you been all these years?" Professor McGonagall obviously tried to maintain her composure but failed. Her lips even began to tremble uncontrollably, and she finally had to say, "Dumbledore Principal Lido will come over later... As for you."
Her eyes finally turned to Harry and Ron who lowered their heads.
Mag seemed to want to reprimand these two ignorant children, but it may be that her mood fluctuated too much after seeing Yunfeng, which made her a little speechless.So in the end, she just looked at the two children with her lips pursed, and said, "If you do it again next time, I'll have to fire you... It's not that difficult to send a letter with an owl, right?"
Harry and Ron could only nod like chickens pecking at rice.
Seeing that Senior McGonagall has become such a mature and strict woman, Yunfeng thought that he has a good relationship with Gryffindor, so he asked, "Senior McGonagall, since you are still in Hoag Woz—where is Tom now?"
Mag's face was as white as paper for a moment.
She looked at Yun Feng's face carefully again, and finally didn't know what to say, so she could only vaguely say: "Merlin, how long have you been away from the magic world..."
Seeing her expression, Yunfeng felt that something was wrong, thinking that Tom's little middle school student was really dead or missing arms and legs. At this time, the office door opened, and Dumbledore finally arrived late, followed by a group of Happy face like Snape at Christmas.
"Okay... now the headmaster is here," Snape's tone was full of viscous malice, and the tone of sarcasm was just right, "let us two little gentlemen talk about it-how did they come to King's Cross? station, and flew to Hogwarts in a flying car in full view of everyone."
"I told you it was because the wall was sealed!" Ron couldn't help retorting, Harry didn't even dare to look at Dumbledore, at this moment he only hoped that he would become a pile of air.
Dumbledore, like Mag, lost his focus the moment he saw Yun Feng.Although he didn't show the extreme surprise that Mag did——he subconsciously yelled "Merlin's pants", and then said softly to Mag: "I don't know if I ate it last night." Too many bonbons...I seem to see a...unlikely friend here."
Yunfeng greeted Dumbledore: "Long time no see, Professor—your beard is completely white."
If it weren't for the system, he really wouldn't be able to connect this old man with strange silver beard and white hair with the middle-aged man with brown hair at that time... But Dumbledore, your dressing taste seems to be even worse, what is this? I really want to tear your clothes off! Hey!
"Yunfeng?" Dumbledore took off his glasses and wiped them.
"That's right." Yunfeng nodded to him.
"Is that the little cloud from Slytherin from 50 years ago?"
Snape's eyebrows twitched, and he set his eyes on Yunfeng.
"...That's right, it's me, I'm Xiaoyun." What is Xiaoyun? Can I teach you not to speak such authentic Chinese as an Englishman? !
"Heavenly King and Earth Tiger? (Chinese)" Dumbledore asked again.
Gai Peat, do you think this is the secret sign for the traversers? !Even if I match up, what can I say?
Yunfeng's pretentious nature began to fall apart, and his funny personality began to emerge: "Professor don't need to test me in Chinese anymore, I am Yunfeng orz"
"Merlin..." Dumbledore wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes with his fingers, "It's really incredible, thank you Merlin!"
...Although I know you are glad that I am alive, but why does it feel weird? Is it my illusion...?
Due to the mingling of Yunfeng, this meeting against Harry and Ron's violations was completely distorted to the point where they could not be broken back. The two perpetrators were completely ignored. Both Dumbledore and McGonagall said that Wanting to have a long talk with Yunfeng, but the sorting ceremony for the freshmen was not over yet, Harry and Ron were left in the office to reflect, and Yunfeng was invited to the principal's office.
Snape, who wanted to watch the play, expressed his displeasure at this.
No matter what, Harry Potter and Yunfeng's second grade started off without any risk.
Maybe for Harry, he can sleep well tonight and look forward to the new semester, but for Yunfeng, what he is waiting for is a bunch of troubles - many things about his return after 50 years of disappearance .
"Come on, Xiaoyun, you haven't had dinner yet, have you?"
In the principal's office, Dumbledore smiled like a flower, ignoring Snape's low pressure and McGonagall's serious face, and showed his treasured snacks to Yunfeng: "This pear ball is the newest flavor, can't you eat it?" eat?"
Yun Feng felt that even if he didn't get mad, McGonagall next to him would get mad: "Principal Dumbledore!"
Snape still had the gloomy face of thousands of years: "Dumbledore, if you called me here just to watch you catch up with this childlike old friend, I can't guarantee that I will give you a good look." A bottle of poison?"
What is Tongyan?I'm forever 20, okay? !
Yunfeng didn't even want to vomit, he pretended to fly around the sky in a car, and now he was so tired and wanted to sleep, but Dumbledore obviously wanted to talk about the rhythm of Tianming with Jun, so he felt that he didn't want to talk anymore: "Professor Dumbledore - let's talk about something together..."
Dumbledore happily peeled a piece of candy and put it in his mouth, and then said cheerfully, "Xiao Yun, where have you been for the past 50 years? Do you know that many things have happened in the wizarding world?"
Yunfeng blinked and confessed: "No."
Dumbledore didn't care about Mag's expression, and asked again: "Xiaoyun, do you know the mysterious man?"
Yunfeng wondered in his heart that he was the last big boss in Harry Potter, but he still shook his head: "I just got here in a blink of an eye—in fact, my mind is still stuck in the summer vacation life in the orphanage Woolen cloth."
Dumbledore nodded knowingly: "It seems that Xiaoyun, you have encountered time magic? It's like the time and space travel that those Muggles say-this is really a rare experience."
"So, I really don't know anything about the current wizarding world, professor."
"Really..." Dumbledore continued to laugh, and then looked at the time, "It's not early today, I'll ask Sif to find you a dormitory to rest, time travel is rare, and you will be free later How about we talk again?"
Yunfeng agreed very much: "Thank you very much, Professor Dumbledore——no, Mr. Principal."
Snape continued to use his nose to express his unhappiness from beginning to end: "I don't care about magic at any time - this guy who looks reckless and brainless is actually a Slytherin? Or is it the Slytherin 50 years ago?" Fellowship with Gryffindor?"
Yunfeng revealed the big snake school emblem on his school uniform: "Hi, Dean!"
Snape looked at him as if he had eaten a cockroach-smelling jumping frog.
Yunfeng gave him an innocent tilt of his head to show off his cuteness.
[Hint: It's disgusting. 】
...=dish=I care about you!
After Snape left with Yun Feng, McGonagall looked at Dumbledore seriously: "Principal..."
"Minerva, I understand what you mean..." Dumbledore waved his hand, "How credible do you think his words are?"
McGonagall hesitated for a while, and then said calmly: "I think the 'time travel' thing he said is still believable. After all, it is impossible to maintain the appearance of a teenager after 50 years. But he asked me... …Ask about You-Know-Who - and call him Tom."
Dumbledore slowed down his voice: "Yes, it's incredible."
"Is he lying...?" McGonagall said to herself, "or maybe it's from the mysterious man—"
"Conspiracy? Plan?" Dumbledore looked at the snacks on the table and smiled kindly, "It's best not to jump to conclusions before getting the final result, but vigilance is necessary... right? "
"Come on, time travel or something."
After Snape sent Yunfeng to Slytherin's dormitory, he randomly arranged a room for him, and the disdain on his face was clearly visible when facing Yunfeng's suggestion of "reading a few books to supplement common sense" : "I didn't realize that you were so interested in the wizarding world 50 years later, that you dared to lie in front of Dumbledore... Did I still say, student Yunfeng, that you are too naive or ignorant?"
Yun Feng paused for a moment: "... Is the trace of my lying obvious?"
[Hint: It's obvious. 】
"It's so funny," Snape's voice was suddenly full of malice, "don't you realize? Your actions, language, demeanor - everything shows Dumbledore nakedly that this sentence - 'I am Lying'."
Yun Feng who was double killed: "..."
"Of course, I don't understand why you want to lie," Snape continued venomously. "In short, it has nothing to do with me, but what the head of Slytherin wants to tell you now is—don't embarrass Slytherin, or I won't remind you , other students will also let you experience a hundred times the horror of flying from the sky to school today!"
Yunfeng thought about it silently: "Should I be hung up and beaten? I will definitely vomit."
Snape: "..."
In the end, Dean Slytherin probably felt that Yunfeng must have given up on treatment, so he turned his robes and hid angrily...
Of course his night was not over yet.Because then he was summoned by Dumbledore to the principal's office and told to watch (supervise) (supervise) this troublesome student at first glance. Snape was enslaved again after protesting to no avail... Not happy at first.
"So - what is the origin of that student who was drunk and sorted into the wrong house by the sorting hat? It is worth our principal to come and talk to me?"
What Snape wanted to see didn't happen, and the troublesome thing was pushed again, and his face couldn't be described as bad.
"Let's put it this way..." Dumbledore looked at him with a smile, "Sev, find a stool and sit down first, I'm afraid you won't be able to hold on later...Okay, okay, I say yes."
Mag, who was sitting on the chair, rubbed his brows.
"Hello. My name is Yunfeng."
After returning to the dormitory, Yunfeng was so tired that he didn't want to move, and he didn't pay attention to his roommate, he just fell on the bed and greeted him.
"...what's your position...Gryffindor-style on the bed?"
"...so what is the grudge between you and Gryffindor orz"
"That kid Yunfeng is Tom's friend."
Dumbledore said this slowly, Snape didn't figure out who "Tom" was at first, but he immediately realized it.
His face changed immediately.
"It's his first and last friend."
Dumbledore added, almost like a sigh.
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