[Comprehensive] Funny than a miracle!

Yunfeng suddenly became Sparta.

At that moment, he used [-]% of his strength. If he was an ordinary person, he would have been stunned.But Shenwei was just acting cute [Hey] Called a few times, not even a bag came out of his head.

Even so... I still feel uneasy! ! !

Yun Feng immediately put back the stone sword in his hand, and then defended himself: "There were bugs outside the door just now."

Kamui rubbed his head, then looked up at him: "As compensation, can I eat your dinner?"

……

then.

Yunfeng stood by the stove, handed the only three pork chops in his hand to Shenwei, and looked at his hunger level of 7 bitterly: "...Actually, I'm not hungry."

"Really, then I'm not going to be polite~" Shenwei didn't have any sentiment of respecting the old and caring for the young, so he buried his head in eating.

...Be polite, brat! !This is your elder!Anyway, let's say "I'm so sorry"! ! !

But it's a pity that Yunfeng's stomach didn't make a sound in response to the occasion.Shenwei is not such a guy who respects the old and loves the young. After eating all the meat, he is satisfied: "Yunfeng's craftsmanship is really great~"

Although he just threw the raw meat into the furnace, Yunfeng still accepted the compliment with pleasure, and by the way, looked at the two limps who had been bleating since Shenwei entered the room: "..."

Shenwei retrieved the two sheep, which surprised Yunfeng.

Shenwei collapsed in the empty room, smiling like an innocent child: "The white one is called Dingchun No. 15, and the black one is called Dingchun No. 16, how about it?"

Yunfeng: "...a [D] that is [T] cute [M]."

... What is Dingchun? Hey!And why start on the 15th?What happened in the previous fourteen Dingchun? It feels very wrong! ! !

"Yunfeng said that you can make a bed with wool, right?" Shenwei looked at him eagerly with a pair of blue eyes, "What should I do?"

Yunfeng thought for a while, and then slowly said: "Let's cut Dingchun No.15 and No.16 first."

"Hey~ No scissors~"

"...It's better to pull it out."

Then, Yunfeng witnessed the bloody scene where the BOSS directly skinned the two Dingchun ==

...The former Dingchun must have died like this! !It must be right! !

Maomao→【chuáng】get√

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It was almost midnight when Dingchun 16th and NO.[-]'s hair rolls came down.Yunfeng placed 【chuáng】in the room, and before he had time to stretch, Shenwei, who had been by the side, picked up his umbrella: "I'm going out for a stroll~"

Yunfeng worked so hard that the other party didn't sleep at all: "...kids won't grow taller if they don't sleep much."

——If I had known you would not sleep, I would be a fool!I don't sleep at night! ! (╯‵口′)╯︵┻━┻

Shenwei paused, and the dull hair on his head seemed to shake.

……

So, to, fruit, then, still, yes, body, height, comparison, comparison, weight, want, what _(:з)∠)_

Looking at the BOSS who had already resolutely laid down, covered the quilt and closed his eyes, Yunfeng felt an unprecedented sense of powerlessness.

... Boss, are you a primary school student and those guys who died under your hands made it? !Do they know that you cry when you go to bed on time every night in order to grow taller?

Yunfeng had no solution, and he didn't bother to understand.He still has no idea about the inexplicable task in the task bar, and as he said - in MC, night is never used to sleep, you scumbags of fish lips! !

Logs can be calcined to get charcoal, and charcoal and sticks can be used to get torches. With torches and manuscripts, you can basically go down to mine.Although all preparations are sufficient torches + 3 manuscripts [preferably enchanted] + sufficient food + buckets + sufficient cubes + combat weapons, Yunfeng said that everything can be done under difficult conditions now, seeing monsters running in groups The road will be fine ==

He went down to dig a stepped mine, and then opened a mine in the diamond high-frequency area.As a result, after digging down about ten floors, he saw a royal blue diamond cube on top of his head.

Yunfeng slowly looked at his own coordinates on the small map, and then at the diamond in front of him: "..."

——No, coach!The script is not like this! !How many floors does it take to get diamonds? !

The stone pick in his hand could not dig out diamonds. After repeated confirmation, Yunfeng confirmed that it was definitely a diamond cube, so he left a mark and could only continue digging down. As a result, he dug up iron ore again.

Yunfeng: "..."

...No, coach! !The ore here is originally a street stall, can it be sold cheaply? !

With the mentality of "this is definitely a coincidence", Yunfeng dug out the iron ore with no expression on his face. As a result, he dug out ten yuan of iron that was originally worth five or six yuan at a time.Now Yunfeng has no choice but to lie to himself: "..."

No, coach! !It's neither science nor magic! !Is this Goldfinger? ! !

There are countless grass mud horses roaring in his heart, but even though he said so in his heart, his body is still very honest [Hey], he finished digging the ore in two or three strokes, and dug about half a group of coal, and estimated that it would be dawn when he came along The road climbed up.

When he came out of the mine, he felt a flicker in front of his eyes, and before he could react, he saw that his hunger level had dropped to 3... Basically, he was so hungry that his chest was pressed against his back.It was only then that Yunfeng realized that the sudden hunger in his stomach was unbearable, and the sky was dark and dizzy...

Hungry... starved to death...

After the hunger level drops to 0, the life value will be reduced, and basically it will die within a minute or so.Yunfeng touched his stomach and took out his stone sword—there was no food at home, and the guy who was counting on Shenwei, who was still dead on the bed, was starving to death... Rather than waiting to be starved to death, it is better to go out Looking for QAQ to eat

From this aspect, it can be seen that Yunfeng is an absolute celibate, or he is destined to be alone all his life ==

Yunfeng hacked to death a few giant worms at the door, without exception, there was still nothing edible. Looking at his hunger, he resolutely chose to turn back and go home! !

Why?All items that die outside will explode outside!This is not a good choice at all!What to do with so many ores in his inventory! ! !

As soon as he closed the door, he heard his own blood bar slapping, and a block of blood just fell down. Yunfeng's eyes were dim, and he could only hear the horrible sound of blood dropping, and the wringing in his stomach The pain became more and more intense, and then——

He definitely starved Orz to death

Kamui had a good night's sleep.

This is actually not uncommon. A 14-year-old bear fights, kills, eats a lot all day long and of course sleeps soundly, but Shenwei feels a little surprised when he opens his eyes and feels the sun shining on them.

...That's right, this is not the night rabbit star, there will be a sun.

——No, where did the glass come from?

Kamui got up from the bed, his eyes were still a chaotic blue, and his hair looked messy.He yawned, and squinted his eyes to look at the man with black hair and black eyes. I don't know if it was an illusion that he always felt that she seemed to be shorter: "Good morning, Yunfeng~"

Yunfeng's dark eyes are like black holes, even the glare of the sun can't illuminate them: "Good morning, there is a lake near here, I just went for a stroll."

In fact, the truth is——after Yunfeng starved to death, he took an iron sword and went out to find food. Finally, he found three JJ monsters around a lake. After killing them, he found cocoa fruit growing on the forest. By the way He also dug a pile of sand and burned it into glass.

... There is absolutely no such thing as being chased by bugs and running back!

Shenwei stretched out his hand to block the sun, and said slowly, "I don't like the sun, it's too dazzling."

...This is the sun at 8 o'clock in the morning, young man, are you really okay? ! !A green boy like you is the sun at seven or eight o'clock in the morning! ! !

Yunfeng, who was absolutely uncompromising when designing the house, expressed that he would not give in to the boss's power: "If there is no glass in the house, it can't be called a house at all."

Shenwei: "...But Yunfeng, we won't stay here forever."

Yunfeng began to put on a serious look: "You don't understand, the quality of life is very important."

Shenwei didn't want to tell him Yetu's weakness that he couldn't be exposed to the sun for a long time, so he simply raised his umbrella: "I don't like it, let's tear it down~"

Yunfeng, who was making cookies out of cocoa beans and wheat, threw out the bandage Shenwei put in his inventory without even looking up: "Shenwei, it is better to change yourself than to change the world."

Yetu seemed to be unable to be exposed to the sun, and Yunfeng could see Kamui's HP bar decrease little by little under the sun.But Yunfeng said that there is no window and he can't bear it! !Will being surrounded by darkness cause depression? !He has always built noble and luxurious floor-to-ceiling windows in MC. Did you build it? !

"..." Shenwei pursed his lips, but soon those blue eyes brightened again, "Breakfast, breakfast~"

Yunfeng brings out cookies.

Kamui: "...I want meat."

"No meat."

"Where's the rice?"

"No rice."

"Dongle with rice?"

"There is no rice bowl."

"Pork rice bowl?"

"...No, there are only cookies today." Yunfeng picked up a piece and ate it by himself, "I bought it with my life."

Kamui finally ate it.

"Yunfeng, you made... Hey God, do I want to come here?"

"Swallow it and talk."

"Wo, I need to drink water..."

"... Be strong, there is no problem that you can't get through."

"..." It seems very powerful, but when you think about it carefully, this sentence is meaningless.

So Kamui decisively raised his umbrella.

As expected, Yunfeng was overwhelmed by Shenwei's obscenity, and obediently handed over the water.After taking a few sips, Shenwei finally swallowed the cookie, wiped his mouth and started to talk about business: "I chose this place because of the highest-level giant worms here, and their heads can be sold for a very high price. "

Yunfeng listened, but saw that Shenwei's hair seemed a little messy: "Have you not combed your hair?"

Shenwei was narrating his great plan, but he was not angry when Yunfeng interrupted him: "Well, so I want to-"

"It's better to comb your hair before talking," Yunfeng pretended to hide his obsessive-compulsive disorder, "how can you sweep the world if you don't sweep a house."

Kamui: "..."

Sure enough, it still feels like it makes sense, but it makes no sense if you think about it ==

But he still went to comb his hair, braided his face and washed everything. After finishing everything, he sat upright on the wooden floor without a chair: "There is a mercenary group called Chunyu, which is the most powerful The mercenary group is here, and the condition for them to join is the heads of three S-rank dangerous creatures, or a box of gold coins."

Yun Feng nodded, not noticing that his true nature had gradually been exposed in front of the boss: "So we want to kill monsters for money, and then use the money to buy a boat ticket?"

Kamui nodded: "So I have to work hard to find the rare bugs here~"

Yunfeng didn't care and began to show his demeanor of a god of war: "If you kill all the people here, you will definitely find them."

In this aspect, I unexpectedly matched myself~

Shenwei thought about it, and then was dazzled by the sunlight again: "...the sun is so dazzling."

Yunfeng silently watched his health bar change from 5901 to 5900, and the obsessive-compulsive disorder finally felt comfortable: "A man must face his weaknesses directly."

"...Although it seems very philosophical, it really doesn't make any sense~" (holds up umbrella)

...Violence cannot be exchanged for peace! Wake up, Boss! ! !