[Comprehensive] Funny than a miracle!

After Yunfeng basically wandered around here, he found sugarcane, so Shenwei found a sugarcane field at the door of his residence after going out to fight monsters ==

Kamui tilted his head and thought for a long time about the meaning of this, but after thinking about it, he really couldn't get any results.Asking Yunfeng, the answer he gave was: "Sugar cane can be made into sugar, and it can also be made into paper."

...but I'm really not here to live.

Shenwei watched Yunfeng roll up his sleeves at the door and spread bone meal to the wheat little by little. These were the bones from the so-called skeleton archers before. After being processed into bone meal, the wheat could grow very fast... But what is the point of this? Woolen cloth.

But then he understood the meaning of wheat.Because Yunfeng used a handful of wheat to lure back three sheep and two cows...and then he ate grilled steak that night ==

Kamui secretly looked at Yunfeng while he was biting into the steak, he was full after eating only one piece, sitting on the ground, he didn't know what he was thinking about.But the flickering torches in the room shone on his face, giving him a delicate beauty.

"What is Yunfeng thinking?"

"Hmm...think about building a chicken farm."

Kamui: "..."

But the frequencies of the two of them seem to be out of tune most of the time ==

Yunfeng has seen a lot of brats like Shenwei who don't eat the world's fireworks, and think that he can destroy the world and so on. In the end, he even finds it annoying to help adults wash the dishes == thinking all day long that I want to be stronger and stronger to dominate the universe But if you didn't eat it, you said a ball!

People depend on food, did you create a BOSS! ! !

"To tell you the truth, Shenwei," Yunfeng looked at the boss seriously, he was no longer afraid of him after getting along with him these days, "how can a 14-year-old boy like you find a job after not going to school? Knowledge changes Destiny."

Shenwei was stunned for a moment, then smiled and sat on the ground like Yunfeng: "As long as you have the strength, nothing is a problem~""

Yunfeng: "..."

You are stupid, boy!What is the difference between this kind of words and those upstarts who have no IQ revealed that "labor and capital are people who are stupid and have a lot of money"! !

He still wanted to continue discussing the philosophical issues of life with the boss, but he saw another little zombie trying to invade his territory through the glass of the door, so the hidden fighting nation immediately raised the diamond sword and rushed out!

There are so many ores here that people kneel down and sing about conquering... Anyway, after living here for about a month, Yunfeng even started to use diamond fishing rods for fishing == There are still rows of diamonds, gold and iron in the box ...

What are labor and capital afraid of with equipment? !Come on you scumbags!

Come on together, I can hit ten! !

When you reach level 30, put your own diamond sword into a demon, and then I can kill you scumbags in seconds without any obstacles!

The monsters were killed within a few moments of cloud wind, and they returned to the house contented with the experience they had collected all over the place.It is still a little bit away from level 30, and Yunfeng with obsessive-compulsive disorder started to struggle again when he saw the progress bar that was a little bit behind...

Shenwei was about to eat, drink, and go to bed, but he turned his head and saw that Yunfeng found three swords in the box: "Yunfeng, are you going to go out?"

"Yeah." Yunfeng nodded, and then put on his amazing diamond suit - every time he put on the diamond suit, he felt that he was much more awesome than a certain golden... I was wearing a diamond Set it? !Is it much better than gold with poor durability? !

Kamui hugged the quilt, and his hair was scattered on his shoulders, but he quickly jumped up from the bed: "I'm going too~"

Yunfeng had expected the behavior of the boss: "If you want to follow, just follow...but children will not grow tall if they don't sleep at night-even if you hit me, it's the same =="

Going out at night is a very dangerous thing, of course, this law is for those who are poorly equipped.

The forest at night is not quiet, there are insects screeching all around, and some wandering zombies screaming from their throats—in a sense, it fits the atmosphere of ghost movies very well.However, both of them are guys who don't read horror stories, so naturally they didn't respond to this.

Yunfeng was almost driven crazy by his almost full experience bar. Although he still remembered to go all the way and put in the torches, he wished for a few monsters so that his little experience could be filled up. I'm dying! !

It may be difficult for others to grasp the idea of ​​an OCD.For example, they may feel anxious because things are left in a mess, or they may be fidgeting around the room all day because of asymmetry.For example, Yunfeng habitually inserts the torch on the left side. If he inserts it wrongly, he will feel very uncomfortable.

In fact, it's not a big deal, Yunfeng also knows it, but he just can't restrain his irritability! ! !

Probably sensing Yunfeng's irritability, Shenwei was very quiet along the way and did not speak.Yunfeng cut down a few zombies and archers along the way, and finally made up for the little bit of experience. Before he could breathe a sigh of relief, Shenwei suddenly said, "Yunfeng, can you see if there is a bug in the distance?" nest?"

Yunfeng followed his gaze and saw a very large cave among the bushes tens of meters away, and there were many giant worms around the cave.

Insect nests are the nests of giant Truby insects. These insects live in groups, usually several low-level insects and one middle-level and high-level insect live in a nest.However, most of the nests of the giant Truby worms are hidden tens of meters below the surface, and when they extend to the ground, they become like a large net. Basically, it is difficult to find the nests by relying on the traces on the ground.

...Whether luck is good or bad...I went out to fight monsters at night and found the lair of the boss==

I'm not ready to fight the boss at all, coach! ! !

Yunfeng was about to warn the real boss around him that this kind of bug could be fought at any time, but Shenwei had already smiled excitedly, picked up his umbrella and rushed directly towards the cave!

Yunfeng: =mouth=

...Bridge bean sack! !I haven't got all the equipment yet!There is still a bow in the room, don't run so fast, BOSS! !

Shenwei obviously couldn't hear Yunfeng's cry, so he rushed in with a daze.Yunfeng thought about it for 30 seconds with a solemn expression, and then decisively decided to let himself go wild once!

What are you afraid of wearing a diamond outfit! !

When Yunfeng rushed in, he saw a large area of ​​densely packed insects. The piles of green mosaics were squeezed into a ball where the ground could hardly be seen, which was a bit disgusting.Yunfeng rejoiced that he didn't have trypophobia, so he pulled out the diamond sword and went straight in without looking at it! !

All he heard along the way was the sound of giant worms being pushed to the ground. Yunfeng was not in a hurry when he saw that his blood was about to drop by half. After hacking and hacking, he saw four small caves parallel to each other after walking through the wide hole of the first pile of giant worms.

...Which way to go ==

Yunfeng called up the coordinate map of the system, and walked through one cave after another. At the entrance of a cave, he detected about 30 living creatures in the space behind him. He compared the [-] or [-] living creatures in other caves. Resolutely raised the sword and rushed in!

After entering, it was pitch black and nothing could be seen. Yunfeng plugged in the torches and walked inside. The cave here smelled of damp earth, and there was still some slime on the wall.Yunfeng killed about 30 insects, walked about 30 meters inside, and heard the sound of insects screaming from the depths.He judged that he was about 20 meters away from the target, and felt deeply sad again that he didn't have a bow.

...His aim has always been pretty good QAQ

But now that the little boss is in front of him, he doesn't care so much anymore. Yunfeng checked the items and rushed in without hesitation. He just rounded a corner when he heard a huge explosion!

This explosion was so powerful that Yunfeng almost couldn't stand on his knees on the ground. Since there were passages made of mud all around, this shock directly collapsed the passage behind Yunfeng ==

... I always feel like I have been set up with some terrible FLAG. Is it my illusion?

After the vibration subsided, Yunfeng stood up again and put a torch in the passage. He heard an explosion before he walked a few steps forward. This time he was much better than before. When it came to Shenwei, holding an umbrella, he was bombarding this giant bug lying on the ground ==

This giant worm is very different from other worms. If other worms are in the shape of a praying mantis, then this worm has a black body, a much larger head, and even more blades on its claws. There is a slight silver light under the torch, of course, in Yunfeng's eyes, these are just a mosaic with a bigger head and a different color: "Shenwei, you are really fooling around."

Kamui tilted his head and gave the giant worm a final blow.Yunfeng saw that the pickable items on the ground had turned into the head of this giant worm: "I remember Yunfeng was going out for a stroll at night~"

"But you're the one who gets bloody when he sees a worm's nest."

"Kunfeng who is holding a sword is not qualified to say such a thing~"

"...Who took my head and killed it!" Yunfeng finally couldn't help it - all the experience balls in that place slipped to Shenwei!I didn't get any experience in one place! !

Shenwei put the umbrella on his shoulders and began to act cute: "The wind is really too slow^^"

— Mouth!Labor and management clearly chose the path with the least amount of blame!

Shenwei didn't even want to pick up the head of the little boss on the ground, turned around handsomely and continued to go deeper: "Let Yunfeng keep this temporarily, thank you~"

Yunfeng squatted down and picked up the sticky head full of weird liquid, and threw it into the inventory without looking at it for a second.The name displayed in the item column is [Trube Bug の head that looks like a human head].

Yunfeng: "..."

Before Shenwei took a few steps forward, Yunfeng followed him with a disheveled face: "Shenwei, why does this bug have a human-like head?"

"I don't know~" Kamui replied as he walked toward the depths, "Maybe it's because of evolution. Doesn't the greater proportion of the brain mean the more intelligent...there is a voice."

The voice Kamui spoke of was, of course, the voice of a bug.When Yunfeng listened carefully, he heard a very soft hissing sound, but it was very different from the previous sounds.Just like speaking, this insect hissed with a distinct tone, as if he was talking about something.

Yunfeng wanted to listen more carefully, but immediately he and Shenwei were surrounded by a bunch of low-level giant insects.He didn't hear any insect hissing at all, and was surrounded by the rushing insects like dumplings! !

Kamui seemed to be lacking in interest: "Ah~ Are you another boring miscellaneous soldier? I'm really not interested."

While saying this, he raised his umbrella and blasted away a group of giant worms in front of him.

Yunfeng also set up a commanding height and began to chop the bugs that were rushing towards him with his sword, and then began to complain about a certain meme that had been played rotten in his mind.

Boss... Although you say you don't want to, your body is still very honest ==