[Comprehensive] Funny than a miracle!

It's going to rain, my mother is going to get married, the exams are going to be passed, and the days are going to pass.

The Chamber of Secrets will go as usual.

This time, Yunfeng, who was destined to fail the course, carefully chose a night when everyone must be asleep. He didn't even dare to turn on the light with his notebook in his arms, so he could only walk in Hoag under the moonlight coming in from outside. woz.

He walked from the water-filled corridor all the way to the girls' washroom. Myrtle must have rested too. The whole washroom was completely dark, with only the faint sound of water——Yun Feng finally dared to light his wand, Then I took a closer look and found that there was a small snake drawn on the copper handle above.

So how on earth did Tom discover this place?Even as a detail emperor, the details are too scary ==

Yunfeng took a deep breath, and said to the faucet: [Open. 】

The faucet didn't move.

Yunfeng: "..."

He took another breath and spoke again: [Open. 】

Still not moving.

Yunfeng was in the gloomy women's restroom, holding his magic wand in one hand to illuminate it, and using a pen in the other hand to ask for help from the diary: [What should I do if I tell you to open it or not? ]

He thought for a while, and then added a sentence [[-] urgent!Wait online! ! ]

[......]

The diary chose the latter between "taunting him for being a funny guy" and "ignoring this mental patient": [Your pronunciation is probably not standard, you said it is open. ]

[Do you know how hard it is to learn the hiss of different frequencies and different tones?It took me a month to learn "Don't bite your own people" ==]

[…] The diary probably felt that he was a little too stupid, so he wrote, [How about I split a part of my soul to control you? ]

[Hint: Reject. 】

Yunfeng thought for a while, then wrote: [No problem. ]

【…】

Well, because Yunfeng's magic power is limited, Tom Riddle doesn't have the ability to take Yunfeng's body.But Yunfeng's choice to hand over the control of his body to a person with a criminal record also shows his extreme trust in Tom—or his own extreme stupidity.

Tom thought it was the second point—maybe Yunfeng didn't understand what the so-called "split part of the soul to control oneself" meant, so he directly chose the simplest and rude method.

This feeling is amazing.

The brain was still his own brain, his hands and feet were still his own, but Yunfeng felt as if his mouth was uncontrollable and spoke a language he didn't understand—then the dragon hair emitted a dazzling white light and started to move quickly. spin up.

Then, the sink disappeared, revealing a very thick water pipe.

Yunfeng's mind silently complained.

What is this Armstrong Cyclotron Jet Armstrong Cannon?Did you consider the audience's feelings when designing this water pipe? !

"What you see in your eyes...why is it so strange."

Then, Yunfeng heard his own voice.

In the gloomy toilet, it was really scary to suddenly say something by myself.The corner of Yunfeng's mouth twitched, and he understood what the system told him to "reject": "It's nothing—don't worry about the details."

"...Why is there a row of boxes at the bottom? What is that circular black area on the right?"

"Don't care about these details, it's really like a smart score when we ask ourselves and answer ourselves like this!!"

"Your world is really inexplicable - well, stop talking nonsense!!"

Yunfeng tightly covered his mouth, and then tried to cling to the water pipe with his hands - it was very slippery and very uncomfortable.

Do you really want to go down from here?I feel so sick...

Stretching out his head was a knife and locking his head was also a knife. As soon as Yunfeng closed his eyes and turned his head, he propped up his body and jumped towards the greasy sewer pipe!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! ! !

So slippery, wet, and disgusting! ! !

Yunfeng's scream was about to overflow his throat, but he stretched out his other hand to tightly cover his mouth, his eyes were tightly closed and he didn't care about everything in the water pipe - but the viscous The greasy touch is really disgusting! ! !

I don't know how long it has been so disgusting, Yunfeng finally reached the bottom - he slid out of the water pipe with a "BIU" sound, and then fell to the wet ground.

"...The words 'disgusting' that you screamed in my mind are still echoing in my mind."

Tom opened his mouth at this time, his tone was erratic, and he always felt that he had suffered some terrible mental attack: "I'd better go back to the diary... I always feel a little disgusted..."

Yun Feng shook his head with a pale face, he felt very bad now: "Please hurry up and kill my five senses—I'm going to vomit..."

Did you use my soul fragments as motion sickness medicine? !

Tom, who had just learned the new vocabulary "motion sickness medicine", thought so angrily, and then he still obediently separated a part of his soul to gain more control over Yunfeng's body—then, for the first time in his life, Tom experienced What is the wonderful experience of "motion sickness".

After 50 years, he stood in this tunnel again, and he was so wet last time, the difference was that he was full of pride and ecstasy that time - this time he was full of a kind of "so that My effect is only the mental state of "motion sickness medicine" and "I feel dizzy and feel like vomiting". The joy of gaining the body that I expected before was really slapped in the face by the cruel reality.

He tried his best to ignore the inexplicable series of frames that appeared in front of him, and reached out his hand to grope inside Yunfeng's clothes.

Then he completely "...".

What about the wand.

Nothing in Yunfeng's clothes!have!magic!wand!

As a native British aborigine, he naturally didn't know that Yunfeng's magic wand was placed in his inventory - he could only search all the pockets of this wet clothes, and then confirmed his guess.

No wand.

Tom Riddle, who had regained his body, looked at the dark cave in front of him, felt the nausea surging from his stomach, and thought of the magic wand that was thrown in some corner by Yunfeng...

He suddenly felt that staying in the diary was actually a good choice.

"Okay... fluorescent flashes!"

The effect of using magic without a wand will be greatly reduced. At least 15-year-old Tom has not yet reached the level of proficiency in magic without a wand.The whole tunnel was lit with not very bright light-although it was not very bright, it was enough to illuminate the steps of people walking.

Tom took a few steps forward, but he hadn't reached the end of the tunnel when a high-pitched cry sounded overhead—and getting closer!

Tom stopped magic immediately and hid behind a stone for a moment.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

Tom couldn't recognize the object of the voice, so he could only temporarily judge that he was an adult, but inexplicably displayed the name "Gilderoy Lockhart" in the upper left corner of him.Before Tom could figure anything out, another person popped out of the pipe again—this time by a name Tom recognized.

Harry Potter.

Oh Merlin, I should actually endure Yunfeng's stupidity and accompany him to draw the key points of the Potions class tonight!So the savior doesn't need to review before the exam? !

Tom Riddle couldn't advance or retreat, so he could only advance all the way in, over a huge snake slough, and then came to the front of Slytherin's real secret room.

【Open. 】

At the same time, less than a few hundred meters away from him, Harry Potter and Ron were walking towards this side in fear.

Time had never been so urgent, and the thought of three Gryffindors chasing him all the time made Tom feel even more sick in his stomach - and he just rushed into the Chamber of Secrets, to the door of the Slytherin stone before.

[Talk to me, Slytherin, the greatest of the Big Four! 】

He found this sentence in a book. At that time, he read countless books related to the Slytherin Chamber of Secrets, and finally found the spell to drive the basilisk - but this time what he did was the same as his previous self Diametrically opposed.

The mouth of the Slytherin stone opened, and a snake as thick as the trunk of an oak tree snaked out of it.

【Tom? 】

Its voice is a bit vague, and it can also hear some old meaning.This is a venomous snake with gorgeous patterns. The whole body of the snake is bright emerald green. Tom lowered his head not to look into its eyes, and his voice was very low: [Meet you again - respected Muttom. 】

[Oh... Tom. 】

This untestable basilisk slowly slid in the secret room, the flat snake head looked extraordinarily clumsy: 【Hogwarts water pipes are really too thin...I feel uncomfortable twisting it. 】

Tom folded his hands, looked at the thick snake body and shook his head silently: [Because you are too fat. 】

【...After hibernating, you need a lot of food,】The snake is still circling in the secret room, 【...Ah, can I eat a dragon? 】

【...Even if it could, probably there is no such thing as a dragon. 】

Tom said so perfunctorily, and finally said his ultimate goal.

[Mutum, I told you a few months ago - I told you to kill students who are not Slytherins, and now it is probably not necessary anymore. 】

【Ah...is that so...】

The basilisk's mind is very simple, basically it only obeys the orders of the snake whisperer, and immediately chose to obey after listening to Tom's words: [Okay...but I still feel hungry. 】

Tom wanted to say bluntly, "You can solve it yourself", but he was afraid that the basilisk would continue to talk about his troubles, so he said casually: [You just go to the kitchen and wander around—]

Then, almost as soon as his words fell to the ground - the door of the secret room was opened.

Tom didn't even have time to turn his head when he heard an exclamation.

"Yunfeng? Why are you here?!"