[Comprehensive] Funny than a miracle!

The only word Tom could think of to describe the scene was "catch it."

If Yunfeng were to think about it, it would probably be called "preparing to have an in-depth exchange with the snake, and the result is to catch the rape in bed".

Holding up his wand, Harry only saw the young man standing in the middle of the secret room at first sight, so he immediately called out, but when he shone the light of his wand on the ground, he was in a bad mood.

An extremely thick snake - judging from the emerald green color, it must be a poisonous snake, circling around Yunfeng's side! !

"Danger!" Harry immediately pulled out his wand, and at the same time switched to Parseltongue mode involuntarily, 【Get out of here! 】

The huge poisonous snake raised its flat head: 【...What? 】

Why did it lie down?

All Harry thought about now was that Yunfeng was caught by the basilisk. Since Hermione deduced that the monster was a basilisk, the other students didn't know much about it, so he immediately said loudly: [ Yunfeng!Don't look into its eyes! ! 】

... You are speaking snake language, how should I deal with it, pretending not to understand?

Tom was extremely speechless about the current scene. He thought about how to get out of the current situation—after thinking about it, he found that he could only choose the option of "being the villain's scapegoat"—or wait until Harry realized why Yunfeng was behind the Chamber of Secrets, and Yunfeng will definitely have troubles in the future.

So he stepped forward and said calmly: 【I am not Yunfeng. 】

Harry Potter, who could be regarded as his enemy for the time being, did not notice the wrong language of their communication at all: [What are you talking about?Get out of here quickly!Ron and the others will bring the professor over soon!Never look into the Basilisk's eyes! ! 】

Tom: "..."

What happened to this sudden sense of superiority in IQ?Am I really defeated by him?You really didn't realize that we were speaking Parseltongue?

[I'm not Yunfeng,] He repeated this sentence again, and then showed a very domineering, crazy and charming CEO smile, [Don't be stupid, Harry Potter. 】

【What are you talking about...】Harry blinked his eyes in confusion at such a critical moment,【Are you telling a lie again in a serious manner?Be serious!Basilisks are no joke! 】

Tom: "..."

He no longer knows whether he should choose to "mock the savior's IQ and his pitiful sense of crisis" or "mock Yunfeng's funny comparisons at any time and his complete failure in life".

The magic power in his body was running out, so Tom finally chose to "ignore the IQ of the savior" and said to Harry, "Did you find out? This basilisk won't hurt anyone."

It was only then that Harry realized that although the big snake had raised its head, it hadn't assumed an attacking posture. "Hey" loudly: "Why...why is this...? Could it be that this is not the basilisk I was looking for? ?”

The emerald basilisk continued to speak soy sauce: 【You can also speak Parseltongue...Heir of Slytherin? 】

Harry settled down, and at this moment he finally separated his mind to think why Yunfeng was here, but his top priority now was to find the basilisk: 【Are you the basilisk that attacked the student?Who told you to do that? 】

No questioning skills at all... Sucks.

【Ah...it's me】The snake slowly cruised in the secret room,【Tom asked me to do this. 】

So honest with you!Are you really a basilisk that has lived for thousands of years?I won't lie at all how it grew to such a big size! !

Tom Riddle was deeply hurt by the world where everyone is funny 50 years later.

So when Yunfeng regained control of his body, he immediately saw Harry looking up at a thick snake, hissing non-stop, not knowing what was going on: "...Harry?"

"Yunfeng, this basilisk said that a man named Tom asked him to kill him." Harry turned his head and glanced at him eagerly. "Do you know who he is? How did you get in here?"

Yunfeng silently looked at the surrounding environment, then at the big snake, and finally said: "Wait a minute, I'll look through my diary first."

Harry: "..."

Student Yunfeng, you really didn't pass by! Human life is at stake!

With the faint light of the magic wand, Yunfeng opened the diary and saw a few very scribbled words on it:

[Don't be confused, and don't ask me for help. ]

[Just act in your true colors. ]

Yunfeng: "..."

What's the meaning?What's the matter with this feeling like "I'm tired and won't love anymore"?What's the matter with this feeling of "It's your young people's world now, old people like me don't want to join in the fun and have fun"?

"Yunfeng, let's leave here first."

Seeing that asking the basilisk didn't yield any results, Harry could only retreat first—after all, it's not fun to be in the same room with such a big poisonous guy, even if the snake made him feel stupid, but haha Leigh still felt overwhelmed talking to it.

On the way back from the secret room, Harry finally asked Yunfeng why he was here, and Yunfeng thought about it and said:

"I don't know how I got here."

[The task - the secret of the secret room has been completed, please check the items in the inventory for the obtained items. 】

The reason Yunfeng gave was that he was so cool that he had no friends. Harry glanced at him silently, probably thinking that Yunfeng's answer was too perfunctory: "I understand—well, Yunfeng, you want to tell him alone. Headmaster Dumbledore?"

Yunfeng nodded: "That's right."

I'm climbing up the pole I gave... But what's the matter with this inexplicable heartache?

After halfway through, Harry said belatedly: "I remembered...Ron and Lockhart were blocked by rocks in the passage, and I don't know if they can come out now-we have to hurry to rescue them." them!"

How slow is your brain circuit? Why do you only remember such an important thing now! !What was going through your mind just now! !

Probably because Harry was quite worried about this matter, so when they ran all the way back to the place where Ron and the others were buried by rocks, Harry looked guilty, and Yunfeng didn't delay too much, and the two immediately started to move. The rocks came—and after only a few minutes of work, they made a gap in the rock, and Ron's face was exposed in front of them through the gap: "Harry! I'm going to dig this up soon You're here to help—wait, where did you Slytherin come from?"

Yun Feng rolled up his sleeves, looked at him with a paralyzed face: "I came from the dormitory, why do you have any objections?"

Ron: "..."

Lockhart looked frightened as if he had lost his mind, and was muttering something in his mouth.Whether it's the heartbroken savior, or Yunfeng who doesn't understand what happened, or Ron who has been in soy sauce and wandering from the beginning to the end, he has no time to pay attention to him——

In order to solve the problem of the basilisk, the three children gave up the precious time of staying up late to study with the tragic feeling of "I will definitely fail at the end of this semester", and Ji Shi who said "maybe I won't come back after I leave like this". Feelings, so entered the gloomy water pipes.

I worked so hard and you let me go back like this?

Both Harry and Ron thought this way, and Yunfeng's thought was probably "Hey, what happened?"...It was also quite confused.

Then, when they finally dug through the broken rock here and walked smoothly to the entrance of the water pipe in the secret room, a big crimson bird descended from the sky from the water pipe with a package——it sang, high-pitched and loud , It can almost make people's blood boil when they hear it.

The three children and an adult with amnesia watched silently as the phoenix slid down the slippery pipe, then flapped its wings, and stood affectionately on Harry's shoulder.

Ron opened the package thrown on the ground by Phoenix, and found a tattered sorting hat inside.

All the three sensible children present did not understand what this meant: "..."

"What does this mean?" Ron looked up at Harry. "The phoenix is ​​Dumbledore's pet, right? This is Dumbledore's help to us?"

"Oh—it's dark in here, boys."

In the process of being surrounded by a group of people, the Sorting Hat twisted its body happily: "Oh, let me see - the lineup is really luxurious, the perfect cooperation between Gryffindor and Slytherin?"

Probably being surrounded by everyone, the hat twisted again, then looked up at Harry and said, "Oh, Harry Potter... have you seen the basilisk?"

Harry nodded awkwardly: "Yes..."

"Beat it?"

"Uh..." Harry thought about it for a while before leaving, and the snake said to him, "I've been very hungry and lonely lately," and suddenly felt a little subtle, "I think... it shouldn't attack students now. gone."

"Oh, that's really good news." The Sorting Hat grinned its big mouth, "So we're late? Let's pick you up now."

"Oh, that's more than just good news."

The returned Dumbledore looked at the three children sitting in the principal's office and smiled very kindly: "It seems that my worries are quite unnecessary-you can solve this incident very well."

The poisonous snake in the Chamber of Secrets was still worrying, but Harry said he would go and talk to him again—as long as he brought something to eat, he might be able to have a good talk with it.

"Probably...well, I always think that snake is very..." Harry thought about his words, looked at Lockhart with a blank expression, "it looks like Mr. Lockhart."

All the teachers and students nodded tacitly, and Dumbledore also nodded: "It seems that you are very sure."

Just when everything was enjoying itself, the door of the principal's office was pushed open.

It was Lucius Malfoy, he brought his elf, although he still had a smirk on his face, but there was obvious anger in his eyes: "Dumbledore - the board of directors revoked your position, but you still have to go back When I came to Hogwarts, I have to say, this love really touched me."

Dumbledore also smiled: "Good evening, Mr. Malfoy—maybe because there are too many petrification phenomena, the board of directors can't wait to let me go back to Hogwarts, maybe they think I'm still a little bit useful as an old man of."

"Hmph," Lucius' expression changed when he saw Yunfeng, and then he said, "Then have you caught the culprit of the petrification?"

"Of course, my sir."

Dumbledore said so softly, and then cast his eyes on Yunfeng.

Yun Feng stared blankly at Dumbledore and Lucius Malfoy, his eyes all focused on himself: "...Hey, I really came out of the dormitory =="

"Ask Yunfeng about that," Dumbledore said, "Where is Tom Riddle now?"