[Comprehensive] Funny than a miracle!

The Republic of Batokia, as an ordinary country, has become an area where experts gather due to a sky arena.Although I don't know if the person who built the Sky Arena knew that this building would make this country a holy place in the hearts of fighters in the future, but his actions did make it a place of legend.

And another legendary place is on the Kukulu Mountain at an altitude of more than 3000 meters.

"My name is Ilmi Beat Enemy. The one written on the business card before is a pseudonym."

Sitting on the bus to Kukulu Mountain, Yi Ermi finally revealed her identity.Shenwei sighed and made a sad expression, but Yunfeng immediately stopped looking at the scenery and turned to stare at him: "What? That's not your real name?!"

...Do you really believe that this is your real name?

Even Kamui couldn't help but want to roll his eyes.

But Yi Ermi also shook his head solemnly: "Yes. Because my father said that the real name cannot be revealed casually, I thought about it for a few days before I came up with this name."

The corner of Yunfeng's mouth twitched: "I thought your parents had weird aesthetics...you are the weirdo yourself=="

Kukulu Mountain is extremely high, and when he reached the top of the mountain, Yunfeng had already felt some slight shortness of breath—and when he saw the gate that could only be seen by raising his head, he felt that he might as well roll around Forget about going down the mountain.

"If you want to go in, you can only choose to open this door."

Yi Ermi said so, and glanced at Yunfeng with her huge cat eyes: "Look, I didn't lie to you."

This gate is really magnificent, and the double dragon with claws and claws on the wall is also quite spectacular.Yunfeng looked at the door with fear in his heart, and asked, "How heavy is it?"

"This one is 2 tons," Yi Ermi pointed to the smallest half of the door, and then explained in turn, "The outer one is 4 tons, then the 8 tons, and the seventh one is 128 tons."

He paused, looking at Yunfeng who was silently wrenching his fingers to do calculations: "Ask, how many doors are there?"

"It's 508 tons in total!" Yunfeng gave the answer as he listened and calculated.

Yi Ermi clapped his hands: "Another guy whose thinking is limited, my brother will ignore these verbal traps at the age of 3."

Yunfeng: "..."

Shenwei gave a mocking smile of "hehe", then looked at the door and sighed: "It's really too heavy, I'm not sure I can go in."

"Can't it be dug through the ground or flipped over?"

Yi Ermi watched Yunfeng take out the pickaxe and ladder in a serious manner, and felt that if he didn't explain something, he might really turn over: "No, there are our pets inside this door, anyone who doesn't come from the door Any creature that comes in will be eaten by it."

Yun Feng stroked his chin: "Oh... that's it - that means we can make a hole in the door, right?"

His mobility is simply astonishing—Yilmi hadn't considered whether opening a hole in the door would count as cheating, and Yunfeng knocked out a small hole with just a few picks!

Ermi: "..."

A hole was knocked on the door... It's hard to find such a big stone, and it will cost a lot of money to move it up.

He thought for a few seconds between "kill this guy who destroyed the family property" and "invite them into the house as guests", and finally chose the latter - probably because he felt that he had no chance of winning against Kamui: "I'll open the door, and you'll be treated as my guests."

Yunfeng immediately made a gesture of invitation: "Please!"

Kamui also made a gesture of invitation with a smile: "Thank you~"

...It seems that they were cheated by them.

Yi Ermi didn't feel that he was at a disadvantage - his father also said that it was better to be deceived a few times when he was young than to be deceived in the future. He reached out and pushed open the three doors, and then walked into himself with Yunfeng and Kamui. door.

The first thing I saw was a large dog with reddish-brown fur, almost as tall as two adults.It lay on the ground as if in a daze, its sharp teeth glowing white under the sunlight, Yunfeng was really shocked when he saw such a big dog for the first time—he is a cat lover himself, yes There is no special love for dogs, and such a big one extinguished the love in his heart: "...so big."

"His name is Sanmao." Yi Ermi walked in and stroked its fur. The appearance of a kid in his teens with such a calm face and a big dog was really weird.

"Why isn't it called Dingchun?" Shenwei touched his chin, and sighed for some reason, "This is the most similar animal to Dingchun I have ever seen~"

——So what exactly is Dingchun? Why do you always give this name to some weird animals? !

Yi Ermi took two humans from different worlds all the way through the front courtyard to the main hall. Along the way, Yunfeng saw that even a sweep of blood was so thick that it made people speechless. It was really good for this child's home. Some became curious: "What does your family do? I feel that there are experts lurking everywhere."

Being in the Republic of Batokia, he doesn’t know anything about the Dadike family... Ilmi had a desire to “improve the family’s popularity”, so he thought about the words his father used when receiving guests: “We The Dadike family is a family of killers—zero misses and delays, fair prices, efficient and objective, and a very good reputation among other killer departments.”

Yunfeng: "...So you are a killer... What a remarkable profession——why isn't this profession invited to drink tea! Don't you think it's okay for you to praise your killing skills in a salesman's tone? Isn't it right?! Where have the three views been distorted!!"

Shenwei's eyes have been shining since he came in, and he waved his hands after hearing Yunfeng Sanguan's upright speech: "Ah...you don't need to pay too much attention, he can only talk about it—how do you say that word? of? Mouth talk?"

Yi Ermi nodded calmly: "Well, I understand."

This world is full of guys with unrighteous views, Yunfeng silently turned his head away, expressing his contempt for this unrighteous phenomenon.

Yi Ermi's father looks very masculine, he has very cool long silver hair, wears a black dress similar to an ancient costume, and his demeanor looks indifferent and not angry, it is quite worldly The taste of foreigners.

He glanced at his son for the first time, and then put his eyes on Shenwei for more than ten seconds, and finally stopped his eyes on Yunfeng: "Wutong told me that you came back and brought two guests. It must have been these two."

His voice was thick and deep, but it didn't give off a feeling of depression - he didn't look like a killer... On the contrary, he looked like a majestic and kind father.Yunfeng silently gave him a thumbs up in his heart, and then said: "We actually want to borrow someone from your family..."

"Sit down first," he waved his hand, "Kiqiu is going out, Ermi, you go and change your clothes first."

Only then did Yunfeng realize that tea was already prepared on the table—the teacup was still warm to the touch, but Yunfeng didn't have any impression of someone serving tea in the main hall just now.

Amazing.

Yunfeng smiled, and felt that he was starting to get a little nervous involuntarily: "Although I just know Pa-bai Yi Ermi's occupation, but I didn't come to visit to hire someone to kill someone."

He explained his reason for coming. Ilmi's father, Shiba, was obviously a little surprised. It was obviously the first time he met someone who came to their house to find a doctor.He thought for a while, and then said: "Hoss is indeed our family's personal doctor, but the Hakka beating enemy only accepts murder business, and the doctor is only responsible for treating the Hakka beating the enemy."

Yunfeng waited for his next words.

"It's just..." Seeing Yunfeng's calm face, Xiba sighed inwardly, "There is no possibility of mediation—what can you give me in exchange?"

The child Yilmi must have known this too, but he still chose to bring these two back. It can be seen that these two people must have something worth using-in fact, Sheba has already seen their special features.

The umbrella wrapped in astonishing thought power is a skill that has never been seen before.

If you can use it for yourself...

"Money?" Yunfeng took out his bank card.

So straightforward.

Xiba defined Yunfeng's character, and he didn't know why he had a little liking for him - he also hated customers who went around in circles for a long time without focusing on the key points when doing business. Recently, he asked ordinary customers to fill in The intention of the table: "Because there is no precedent, it is not easy for us to set a price-mainly because we beat the enemy Hakka is a family of killers. If this door is opened, I am really worried that in the future, all of them will come to the mountains to seek medical treatment."

Yunfeng was embarrassed by the other party's determination to "persist in the killer career forever": "...you can also develop some other services =="

"It can't be messed up," Xiba shook his head. "We kill people and save people. Isn't that what we call 'attacking the shield with the spear of the son'? I'm afraid it will damage the signboard of the enemy's Hakka if we go on like this."

What he said was so reasonable that I was speechless! !

Yunfeng was almost completely defeated by the opponent's father, and almost suspected that his three views were not correct.But Xiba immediately said: "Although I am a businessman, there are some things that need to be principled... Let's do this."

Yunfeng sat upright and raised his ears.

Yi Ermi just came back from changing clothes at this time - the clothes he was wearing at home looked much more normal, although the color matching was still a bit weird.His short hair was still wet. It was obvious that he had just taken a shower. As soon as he came to the main hall, he heard his father's voice: "Brother, let us beat the enemy with your umbrella?"

... As expected.

Ilmi met his father's eyes from afar.

Dad gave you pocket money for a good job on this one.Xiba silently praised his son with his eyes.

Yi Ermi turned his head aside while wearing a towel, just in time to see Yunfeng's rare eyes bending and laughing.

"Okay." He replied very quickly, and directly ignored Shenwei's narrowed pupils, and made a decision on his own.

Yunfeng's quick answer was obviously not what Xiba had expected, he was somewhat unable to understand who was the leader between the two - but he immediately made a correct judgment.

I'm afraid that this seemingly weak child is the one who has the right to speak.

"You have no objection?" Yunfeng looked at Shenwei after finishing his answer.

"...Yes." Kamui, who had been silent all this time, smiled, "I don't agree."

...Yeah, I know I made an artifact but you love it so much......==

Yunfeng sighed silently in his heart, rubbed his temples and said, "Forget it if you don't want to, I'll just do it again."

The entire hall was silent for several seconds.

Yunfeng felt that his head began to ache intermittently again. While discarding the dark emotions in his brain, he propped himself up and stood up: "I can exchange it with an umbrella, right? One of you will give me a new umbrella ?”

Shiba and his son looked at each other.

This is the real technical talent... How to get the technology?

How about signing the deed of sale?