[Comprehensive] Funny than a miracle!

Technical talents are sought after wherever they go.

Although the beating enemy family is famous for killing people, they deeply know that maintaining a good family is not just about killing people—a big family is like a big business, and running well depends not only on hard work but also on IQ .

And Xiba is undoubtedly a very good operator.In the Dadike family, besides killers, there are many doctors and other technicians, from nutritionists to psychologists to teachers who teach arts and sciences, and there are not a few people who study the ability of thinking .

In a word, for Shiba, the more people with mind ability like Shiba, the better.

He laughed, with a bit of majesty: "To be honest, we don't lack any weapons to beat the enemy Hakka—it's just that I'm interested in your ability."

He also didn't want to go around in circles with the other party, and expressed his thoughts bluntly: "If you have the ability to attach the mind to the weapon for a long time-beating the enemy Hakka will provide you with the best conditions."

Yunfeng obviously didn't understand why the topic turned to such a place, he looked at Yi Ermi blankly, and got his expressionless face: "...ah? I...that, I'm not I came to discuss business with you..." What is the feeling of starting to talk about salary...

Making weapons is just a cheat for the system!Again, he is not the kind of guy who sweats and builds weapons with shirtless arms and shiny teeth!

"Really," Sheba said calmly, "Well, I'll get Hoss to talk to you first."

Finally got to the point, Yunfeng immediately sat up straight.After Shiba talked with him about some things, the well-known psychiatrist finally arrived.

He looked like he was only in his 20s, wearing a pair of black metal-rimmed glasses, giving off the elegant look of a doctor almost instantly. Although he didn't wear the white coat that doctors usually wear, he immediately gained everyone's trust.

"I haven't been to this place since I signed the contract with you, boss... Why did you suddenly ask me to come to the lobby with a doctor today?"

Hoss smiled and glanced at Sheba. He didn't seem to be very afraid of him. After seeing Yi Ermi, he also greeted Yi Ermi: "Long time no see, young master. Have you had no psychological shadow recently?"

... The elegant temperament collapsed hey!It feels like a smiling tiger like Kamui! !

"I've never had a psychological shadow," Yi Ermi tilted his head blankly, his cat's eyes were calm, "so I've been thinking about firing you."

"No and no," Hoss said something with an ancient flavor for some reason, "Just because you think you don't have it doesn't mean you don't have it. Mental illness may not make you feel uncomfortable, it will unconsciously change you Be a horrible fellow."

Yi Ermi thought for a while: "It's good to be scary."

Hoss shook his head and smiled without saying anything, and then he finally saw Yunfeng who had been sitting upright: "Hello."

"You, hello," Yunfeng was a little nervous, and it was completely subconsciously awe of doctors, "My name is Yunfeng."

Hoss glanced at Sheba, and Sheba said calmly, "Hoss, go and see what's wrong with this guest named Yunfeng first."

"Boss, you really are a layman," Hoss smiled and shook his head. "How can a doctor see a doctor so regardless of the occasion? The surrounding environment, atmosphere, patient's mood, and conversation are all very important things."

Very professional!Yunfeng's respect for the doctor suddenly rose again.

... Nonsense, I really want to quit him.Yi Ermi opened his eyes and made another note to his psychiatrist in his heart.

"How about it," Hoss touched his chin and smiled at Yunfeng, "Come to my private consulting room and I'll diagnose it for you?"

"No..." Yunfeng waved his hand, and felt a little uneasy thinking that he and the boss who beat the enemy hadn't settled the deal yet, "I still want to discuss with your boss—"

"It was not in the contract between me and him that I was not allowed to pick up guests privately," Hoss pulled Yunfeng up from his seat, "It's the first time I saw your 'patient' who behaved so optimistically, I am very interested in your disease."

What is the reception!Why do you, a doctor, talk like a guy with a special profession! !

Obviously, this doctor's hands-on ability exceeded Shiba's prediction... When he asked Huos to come to their house as a psychiatrist, this guy asked for a large salary, why is it so easy to get rid of Yunfeng now? ?

It was agreed not to accept customers below 10 billion! !You just agreed to let me mediate with him again! !

The other party took Yunfeng's hand and walked a few steps forward. To be honest, the other party's strength was not strong at all. After Yunfeng followed him for a few steps in a daze, he realized that the price had not been negotiated: "Wait a minute ...About the treatment fee—"

"What kind of money is we talking about in our relationship? It hurts our feelings." The eyes under Hoth's glasses suddenly became affectionate.

Yunfeng: "..."

He remembered that he had just met this guy for less than 3 minutes!It's only been 3 minutes, doctor, has the relationship between us evolved to the relationship of 'no need to talk about money'? !How do you feel, doctor, that you are that kind of weird uncle with horrible hobbies? !

Xiba sighed helplessly in his heart, and understood that due to Huos's moodiness, Yunfeng, a technical talent, they probably couldn't win through negotiation when they beat the enemy Hakka.

And now he still doesn't know how strong Yunfeng's ability is, and it is worth evaluating whether it is appropriate to use force rashly.

Then next-

Shiba set his sights on Kamui who had been silent all this time.

Coincidentally, Kamui also looked at Shiba with a smile.

fight?

Almost the same sentence flashed in the eyes of the two people. Shiba was not very aggressive at first, but he also began to feel his blood boil when facing Kamui's blue eyes full of fighting desire.

It has been a few days since he took over some complicated tasks. Although the daily training has not been missed, no matter what kind of training, it is not as hearty as actual combat.

Ilmi silently rubbed her face with the towel on her shoulders.

Father... what did he say to become a killer to avoid meaningless battles?

What a hypocrite.

When Hoss whispered in Yunfeng's ear, "Close your eyes first", Yunfeng suddenly realized that he should be hypnotized by the other party.

In the perception of ordinary people, psychiatrists should be able to hypnotize——Yunfeng was startled when he realized that his thoughts were chaotic, and immediately looked up at Hoth, only to find that he sighed regretfully in one breath.

"Hey, if you interrupt halfway, the healing effect will be discounted."

Only then did Yunfeng devote his attention to looking at the environment he was in - this is a standard medical room, with glass cabinets on the wall, densely packed with various boxes and small boxes. The medicine bottle, there is a faint smell of medicine in the air.

He is now in a rocking chair, while Hoss is sitting on a stool, sighing regretfully: "How can a person who has not even opened his fine pores resist my ability to read? I'm getting more and more interested in you."

... Help Mama, he really is a pervert! ! !

The awe of the doctor in Yunfeng's heart suddenly disappeared: "...Even if it is treatment, please tell me the steps - otherwise I will feel very uneasy."

"Psychotherapy is useless if I tell you everything—" Hoss showed his big white teeth to Yunfeng, "One of my mind abilities is to create illusions, and find the root of your disease through illusory scenes—— Then treat it."

"I know the root cause of my disease." Before Yunfeng finished speaking, Hoss interrupted him: "You must listen to the doctor, sometimes the root cause of the disease I think is not the real cause."

"..." With the posture of a doctor, the extinguished awe in Yunfeng's heart revived again ==

"Now... lie down first," Hoss began to carry out his own treatment in an orderly manner, "close your eyes, don't think about anything, and slow down your breathing—oh yes, don't resist my thoughts."

Yunfeng felt that he couldn't relax, especially when his mind was being pryed into, his other personality began to want to resist all this, and if he gave up his own thinking, the other party would probably see another consciousness——Tom Riddle.

"Relax, relax. That's weird," Hoss muttered again, "Your brain is so impregnable..."

——That’s not what Boy Tom told me back then == He also complained about my vulnerability...

Yunfeng complained so much, but unconsciously, he really relaxed slowly.His consciousness slowly sank into the deep sea of ​​consciousness.

If there is a third person present at this time, then he can find that Hoth pushed his glasses and said a word with a low and slow voice with a smile.

"Come...show me, what pain do you have?"

The more unbearable and painful memories, the happier he will feel—this kind of happiness cannot be given by money, but a perverted pleasure produced by devouring other people's misfortunes.

He couldn't get enough of this act of exposing the darkest side of their hearts.

Howth closed his eyes, then licked his dry lips.

He hasn't seen any new memories for too long... He was really happy beating the enemy Hakka at the beginning, because the people here are full of all kinds of twisted and dark emotional memories-but now he has Tired.

Tired of it... the fear of killing people and the betrayal of friends and things like that, he's treating them like rubbish now.

A black and pure subconscious like Ilmi Beat the Enemy is what he wants to pursue the most... Unfortunately, he hardly ever set foot in Hoth's clinic.And Sheba Striker never needed psychotherapy.

His thoughts penetrated into Yunfeng's consciousness very gently.

He saw a young man.

This young man is Yunfeng, about 20 years old.Hoss was not surprised. Many people's inner projections were different from their actual ages. He walked into Yunfeng slowly, and at this moment he looked up at Hoss.

"Is this your sea of ​​consciousness?" Hoss showed a gentle smile, "The surroundings are too monotonous, do you want more decorations?"

These consciousness hidden deep in the mind will not lie, they almost always answer their questions.Sure enough, Yunfeng frowned, and said: "I forgot what my house looks like."

"Let's change it to another one." Hoss remembered the word "home" in his mind, "What kind of place do you prefer?"

"...It's useless to like it," Yunfeng looked at Huos, "It's just like this place anyway... Is there any need for the environment to exist?"

As he said this, Hoss felt that the thoughts floating around in white began to slowly turn into white walls.

"It's strange, you..." Hoss smiled sincerely, "You look so optimistic and cheerful on the outside, but you are so—"

"Sickness," Yunfeng replied lightly, and when he raised his head, he happened to meet Hoth's gaze, "If I'm normal, why would I still be looking for you =="

...split personality?

interesting.

Hoss felt a rare excitement.