Chief Oda won't complain

The author has something to say: Attention everyone, this chapter is a pure entertainment extravaganza that has nothing to do with the main text, just treat it as a dream, and after waking up for a long time, it is still... Bah, it means not to confuse it with the main text.

It's probably a reader's point, but from the very beginning, what I wrote has diverged from that at all.See Chapter 38 for comments on Yamabuchi Qieji plus refinement.

Feeling being called by an evil god, I walked towards the Everything Bar.

At eleven o'clock in the evening, I walked across the street with a sad feeling that I was out of breath 500 years after the end of "Wild Dog Soul", and pushed open the door of the Everything Bar.

When I walked down the stairs, I saw that Shenzhi was already sitting in front of the bar, eating vinegar kelp.This guy basically has this hobby.

"Silver sauce..." He waved at me.

"Don't scream, it's too dramatic. I'm Sakata Sakunosuke, Xiaozhi should call me Sakunosuke."

"That's a real play, right? The character with the same name doesn't recognize Du Alu at all. Speaking of Sakata, why hasn't the man with glasses come yet?"

"He, he was delayed by work on the way. It's always like this after Internet celebrities die. If you don't work hard to make money, you won't even be able to catch the 996 blessings." I sighed, and the person next to Shenzhi Sit down.

The bartender didn't ask anything, and just delivered the Strawberry Parfait I ordered every time.

I said, "I suddenly want to eat Chocolate Buffy for a different taste today."

"No Chocolate Buffy," the bartender replied curtly.

"No, then there's nothing I can do." I had no choice but to accept Strawberry Buffy with regret.

Shinji made an annoying noise while clutching the wrapping paper that was left after eating vinegar kombu.I wanted to say a few words about him, but I saw his slightly lonely side face.

"Sakata Tsukuru, do you think that our outdated characters will be completely forgotten by people one day?"

"Everyone will be completely forgotten one day. But at least not now, there are still many people who remember us and like us, and there are people who are reading "Wild Dog Soul"."

"I was thinking, in this case, we should kidnap those forgetful bastards before everyone forgets us, and force them to recite "Wild Dog Soul" until it is engraved into da! Although it is difficult for us to never be forgotten, But it's relatively easy to slow down that process, Aru, isn't it?"

I looked at Strawberry Buffy in front of me quietly for a while, and then replied, "Indeed."

"Sure enough! Then hurry up and try it out." Shenzhi said and stood up to go out.

I scooped up a spoonful of Buffy and put it in my mouth. I turned my head to look at him while thinking about it, and said slowly: "No, it's impossible to do it at all. Xiao Zhi knows this in his heart."

"How do you know if you don't try?"

"But it's meaningless even if it succeeds. In this era of rapid information updates, no matter how hard you struggle, you will hit the stone with the pebble. Now even the fan writers who are willing to mention us have become as sparse as the hair on the head of a man with glasses. And those fans who would scream excitedly just because we were mentioned, are even more gone.”

Shenji slowly sat back on his seat, and said dissatisfiedly: "Sakata Tsukuru, I've finished eating the rice I bought last time, Aru, and my stomach is rumbling, and I'm going to starve to death if I don't think of a way."

I looked around the bar again.Because it is located underground, there are no windows in the room and the space is very small.

Although it is an environment that makes people feel safe, the actual situation is very counterintuitive, and it is a very unsuitable place to escape. Why did I like this kind of place in the first place?

"Xiaozhi, sometimes it's enough to experience the death of an Internet celebrity once for human growth, and you should learn to forage for yourself. After all, someone once said to me: Humans are born to redeem themselves. You will understand when you are about to die."

"Which piece of trash made up a deceptive poisonous chicken soup?"

I quickly raised my hand to cover Shenzhi's mouth, sweating so nervously: "Don't be so disrespectful to the big man printed on the [-]-yen banknote, you will be condemned by God and abandoned by the God of Wealth!"

Shenzhi broke away from my hand: "What big man?"

"It's Natsume... huh?" I was stunned, and I picked up a spoonful of Buffy and squeezed it into my mouth to suppress my shock.

"I almost forgot, just like we will pass out, so will the gods of banknotes. That version of the yen is no longer in circulation, and there is no way to see it in daily life."

Maybe one day in the future, even "jump" will be out of date, and where will we, the remnants of the old era, go?

However, getting angry is not entirely a bad thing.After the glory is over, everyone will disappear. Sitting in a corner of the Everything Bar and savoring Buffy's reminiscence of the past, it is also a kind of adult romance.

The premise is that if God ruled no longer screaming hungry.

"I'm so hungry, Sakata Tsukuru, if I want to, I'll lie here and sleep for a long time."

"Cheer up, Xiao Zhi!" I hurriedly found the bartender, "Go and get some big pots of rice, are you going to die?"

Bartender: "I'm just an ordinary bartender."

"Xiaozhi fell into a near-death state because of the turbid air here! There are no windows here, don't you have any sense of responsibility as a murderer?"

As if answering my words, Shenzhi lay down on the counter, closed his eyes and let out a snoring sound.

I said to the bartender: "Listen with your conscience, Xiaozhi can't even speak human language, his vocal cords have been dissolved by poisonous gas, and he can only rely on the low growl of a beast to call for help!"

"No, my mind tells me that's the sound of hunger."

"Is this the distortion of human nature and the loss of morality? You can even say such nonsense in order to shirk responsibility, and you won't even give me a cup of Chocolate Buffy."

"I told you, there's no Chocolate Buffy here."

I chose to press on step by step: "Then why is there Strawberry Buffy? This is obviously a bar, and Strawberry Buffy is also very suspicious."

"Sakatasaku... Please stop embarrassing the innocent bartender, I brought a bento."

A voice came from the stairs down.I looked back and saw a very inconspicuous man with glasses walking over.

"Sakata Tsukuru, what do you mean by leaving me alone at the leaflet distribution site with Xiaozhi and running here to be lazy? In the end, they only settled my salary alone."

This guy is Shimura Ango, with round glasses and a humanoid self-propelled glasses frame, which can easily blend into any crowd.Still, he's as much a part of the past as we are.

Alas, will there really be an outrageous talk about a person who is useless for nothing but making complaints?

I sighed: "Just give us a salary, the capitalists of this era are really a bunch of stingy vampires."

"The person who sent us leaflets can't be considered a capitalist at all, right? And it's obviously the fault of you two who ran away and threw all the extra leaflets to me!"

Shimura Yasugo yelled and sat down on the bar chair, and then put the bento box he brought over on the bar.

"It's a bento, wow! There's Mr. Octopus in it!" Shenji woke up after smelling the smell.As soon as I opened the bento box, I started to gorge myself on eating.

Shimura Ango said: "Don't eat it all, Xiaozhi, this is for the three of us."

I said: "Don't worry about Ah Wei, let Xiaozhi eat happily. It's very unlucky for an outdated character to eat bento, and Xiaozhi almost starved to death just now."

"Ha! You slipped your tongue!" The bartender suddenly yelled, "You just said you were hungry, right? I've already recorded it! Don't try to blame the bar!"

"Tsk, don't suddenly add drama to yourself on the background board." I plucked my ears unhappily.

"Passerby A these days is really unprofessional, without any sense of responsibility for an important role."

Shimura Yasugo glared at me and Shinji in turn, and then said, "Sakata Tsukuru, we have no food left. If Kagura alone eats this bento, both of us will go hungry."

"What!" I cheered up, "Xiao Zhi, you are not allowed to eat any more! The character has no future after eating the bento! We must share this matter together!"

"I don't want Alu, I'm enough for the bento role, Sakata Saku and Awei can't be sacrificed, please take my share and work hard!"

"Don't push the matter on us with the excuse of getting something for nothing!" I firmly pressed on the rule of God.

"There is no such thing as a free salted fish life. Do you think you don't have to work hard when you're tired? Look at Awei, even if he dies, he will try his best to finish his work!"

"Who did you say died?" Shimura Ango asked.

"Isn't everyone talking about it? Ah Wei is dead." After I finished speaking casually, my whole body was shocked and I came to my senses.

The coolness that made all the hairs stand on end made my voice tremble: "Yes... Ah Wei is dead, then who are you!"

One of the three turned out to be a ghost!

"Give me a little bit! I'm Ango Shimura, it's not right for you to call me Awei from the beginning! I haven't said anything yet, but you started first!"

"Oh, so you are a man with glasses, that's okay." I relaxed.

In short, that's it. Although we are out of breath, the days of working hard for cooking have to continue.

In the not-too-distant future, people who can write our fan stories with enthusiasm will disappear.

However, that is not now.

With Buffy in his arms, laziness in his arms, he can't escape the sanction of the God of Wealth even if he is lazy and lazy. Even so, he has to fight and fight.

In the end, maybe every Ah Wei can realize the freedom of paid shit.

If that person hadn't lied to me, and people were indeed born to redeem themselves, then maybe one day in the future, my restless heart longing for sugar can also usher in peace.

We who have the soul of wild dogs can only bark and run non-stop.

"The narration is completely messed up! Don't forcefully summarize and forcefully sublimate! After you two finish eating, come with me and apologize to the person who kindly arranged for us!" Shimura Ango growled like a wild dog.