Chief Oda won't complain

If I were a god, I would add spicy curry to all restaurant menus - Oda Gintoki.

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Room……

Although it sounds strange to pronounce it, but in fact it is such a name, so there is no other way.

And there must be more obscure names in the world than this—maybe.In short, it is roughly regarded as a master house that relies on commissions to make a living.

The sun shines on the plaque installed outside the railing, illuminating a red wall under the gray tile roof.

The three of them huddled indoors, occupying Lupi.

There is a sofa set up in the room for the guests to chat about idly.From the outside, only the sound of their conversation can be heard, probably two men and one woman.

"I have a proposal, how about we toast to "The Silver Writer?"

"what is that?"

"It's a feature film that's still being serialized, although it's slow. Don't you think it's inspiring to be serialized all the time?"

"Not at all."

"Shinpachi, don't say spoiling things at this time, you see Odagi has already raised his glass, hurry up and cheer."

Then, there was the crisp sound of glasses clinking, and the sound of the three of them swallowing their drinks.

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On the railing outside the house, two sparrows were combing their feathers, paying no attention to the human voices coming from inside the house.

"Dazai-chan, although I'm toasting to this, I still don't understand, what is there to be happy about in this serialization?"

"Don't talk stupidly, Shinpachi, how difficult do you think it is to maintain serialization? Odagi, tell him what's going on."

"From stable time to random broadcast; from full content to a few words; from massive comments to only a few people following updates."

"It's really...it's not easy to maintain serialization..."

"So, at the beginning of the serialization, "Silver Writer" was surrounded by countless cheers! However, once the audience's enthusiasm is lost, they will be fattened up mercilessly, and even deleted! It's super scary! The possibility of falling will also rise in a straight line!"

"If the hole falls, it will be troublesome."

"Mr. Odagi, it's too early to say that it will be cheated."

"Having said that, the time when I was discovered and picked up after I entered the water has been delayed. No matter how you look at it, I have fallen."

"Yeah, after it's not so popular, you don't have to wait in line to get a number when you go to a western restaurant to eat curry."

"In this way, there is no need to stay up all night with the recent reduction in commissions."

"Hey, isn't this all a good thing?"

"yes……"

"Suddenly felt like I could have another toast."

"Okay, okay, then the reason this time is—"

"Wait a minute, Dazai-chan! We can't toast to negative reasons, so let's think of something positive."

"Ah, I wanted to say that it was because of that, "Chasing after "Silver Writer" can have the effect of keeping fit and passing every exam, but it's useless if you fail." After talking, I became negative. . "

"It turns out that chasing more has this effect."

"No! You can't do fitness and pass every exam!"

"But Shinpachi, you can see that the author himself has become slimmer, and his hair is gradually thinning."

"That has nothing to do with fitness at all."

"How come? Baldness is the best fitness secret in the world. Haven't you heard that saying? "I become bald and I become stronger." It is a person who can easily defeat the enemy and remain invincible forever. Said by the strongest man in the world.Of course that kind of person must pass every exam. "

"So there are people like this, I really want to meet them."

"Mr. Odagi, please don't believe Dazai-chan's nonsense anymore. The reason for my toast is this: Another year has passed, and the new year "Silver Bungo" is still being updated. The three of us Everyone is still alive, and no one left the banquet. It is really gratifying. Then let’s toast, let’s have a drink.”

"Hey... this reason is so common, and no one can guarantee a smooth update in the future, right? No one knows which will come first, death or accident, so - oh, odagi, help! Shinpachi, don't put it in my mouth Drinking alcohol! It will be painful if you choke, and it will be a waste of alcohol! Cough cough cough!"

"Huh... Now that we've finished drinking, let's pack up and prepare to open for business."

"Ahem, wait a minute for Xinpachi, before opening the door, there is one thing that needs to be discussed."

"What is it?"

"Yes... wait a minute, I'll hang myself from the beam first."

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camera rolls into lupi

Inside the house, three empty wine glasses that have been washed are neatly placed on the table, and three disheveled people are sitting on the sofa.

A man named Oda Gintoki, his surname is Oda, and his first name is Gintoki, but because of a friend's interest.So it is called Oda silver, or odagi.

A man named Sakaguchi Shinpachi is a humanoid wearer with round-frame glasses. He is gentle and scholarly, but he has been forced to serve as a tease.

A woman's name is Dazai Raku, which is an unreasonable name that will suddenly cause people to laugh, so they are generally not called by their full names.

At this moment, Dazai Raku was talking to the other two: "Have you heard that? There have been continuous gangsters on the next door."

Oda Gintoki said: "I haven't heard of it, how did you wear it?"

Dazai Raku stretched out three fingers: "It's mainly about addressing, in less than [-] characters, there are erroneous titles such as "Silver Sauce", "Glasses Man", and "Kagura". "

Oda Gintoki nodded: "It feels like calling our names."

Sakaguchi Shinpachi frowned: "Dazai-chan, why did you put "glasses man" in your nickname? "

"Hey, it's because I think that name is calling you, Shinpachi." Dazai Raku grinned, with two cute dimples.

"Don't think I don't know, isn't there a person wearing glasses in the next studio?"

"What, so you know." Dazai Raku sighed in disappointment, "As expected of Shinpachi, who is very good at intelligence, you really can't hide this kind of thing from you. Anyway, we need to discuss whether we should set up The safety device on the address to ensure that we don't call each other by the wrong name?"

Oda Gintoki agreed: "Okay, but how to set it up?"

Sakaguchi Shinpachi whispered: "I don't think it's necessary at all. The three of us are not the type to say the wrong thing casually. On the contrary, we are the type who can keep secrets."

Dazai happily ignored those mutterings, and only responded to Oda Gintoki: "Let me use an analogy, once the word "An" is mentioned, it must be immediately followed by the words "All First". Avoid the word "I" that may be mispronounced. "

Sakaguchi Shinpachi shook his head: "This is basically 300 taels of silver here."

Dazai Le ignored him and continued: "Now let's simulate the situation: One day we received an entrustment from a couple who haven't announced their relationship or plans to have children. We hope we can help you book a hotel for a couple. The room. So we searched and searched, and finally found it. We looked up and were shocked to find that the name of the love hotel was Ann—”

Oda Gintoki raised his hand: "Safety first."

"That's right, odagi is this one! The quick answer is very good!" Dazai Le applauded vigorously.

Sakaguchi Shinpachi squinted his eyes weakly, and said, "Hehe, is that so?"

"Shinpachi, your reaction is too slow, let's do it again, this time you have to keep up with the rhythm. Then one day, we sneaked into a subspace that lacks complaints because of the commission. In this subspace, Hundreds of pairs of glasses were chanting something in unison, we listened carefully and found that what was being said was: Ann—”

Oda Gintoki opened his mouth——

"There are tens of thousands of mansions in Ande, which shelters the poor and the poor in the world, and is as safe as a mountain! Alright! This broken game is over. Mr. Odagi, you should stop messing around with Dazai-chan, we should open the door .”

Because he spoke too hastily, Sakaguchi Shinpachi took a quick breath, then calmed down, and he got up to open the door.

Dazai Le still sat in the same position, pouted dissatisfiedly: "Is this over? I haven't had enough fun yet, why the time we get together to drink is always so short. Why do you have something of value to pursue? No matter what it is, it is destined to be lost the moment it is obtained.”

"Dazai-chan..." Sakaguchi Shinpachi paused, "That's because our time will only continue to stretch forward. And each of us has very little power, so we can only bear our own destiny. Dreams always wake up here."

Sakaguchi Shinpachi opened the door to let the outside sunlight into the dark room.

The brightness that expands instantly even has the urge to shed tears.

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There should have been three people in the room, but at this moment, the person named Oda Gintoki disappeared, disappearing without a trace like a blue smoke in the air.

No, there were only two people here from the beginning, but they acted out the illusion that there was a third person present.

Oda Gintoki never appeared at all.

Dazai Le lowered his head, staring at his palm as if checking something: "If one person is missing, the lupi house for three people will not be able to open? After all, Odagi is our boss."

Sakaguchi Shinpachi looked back at Dazai Raku, and stretched out his hand against the light: "So let's go find him, this time we will definitely not lose him again."

Dazai Raku paused for a long time, then slowly got up and walked into the sunlight, and grabbed the hand that Sakaguchi Shinpachi extended: "Okay, then let's go find Odagi..."

operating lupi

There must be three people in the house. This may be the truth of the world that will never change.

The author has something to say: There are tens of thousands of mansions in An De, which shelters the poor and the poor in the world, and is as safe as a mountain. ——Du Fu's "Song of Thatched Cottages Broken by the Autumn Wind".

No matter what it is that has the value to pursue, it is doomed to be lost the moment it is obtained - "Osamu Dazai and the Dark Ages".

ah!After coding the two chapters, I feel comfortable, and the suppressed spirit of complaining is finally relieved a lot!

The animation of Wild Dog Wang is also so cute. I thought the q version of the short story would only turn into a ppt when it is animated... Anyway, it is really fragrant.

Make up one more, and there are two more left.