Robots are idiots

"Xiaoji has been doing exercises for two hours, doesn't he feel irritated? I think it is necessary to study Xiaoji's program carefully. When I first made Xiaoji, I obviously aimed at cute things, isn't it? In order to create a top student!" Xu Chenkai took a sip of tea boredly, his eyes focused on the robot not far away who was seriously doing the exercises.

I really don't know what went wrong. I always feel that this robot is getting farther and farther away from the "ideal type". The robot was just made, and after a few words, he was so excited that he sent the robot to Ji Shuyang's home.In addition to wanting to show off your greatness, the most important thing is to share the joy of success with your best friends.

He clearly remembered that in the first few weeks, the robot was as soft and cute as he imagined, obedient, and never made mistakes. Even Ji Shuyang began to rely on the robot.Gradually, the intelligence of the robot seriously deviates from the "ideal type" track, not only knowing how to disobey Ji Shuyang's orders, but also knowing how to quarrel with him.

Take the present as an example, the robot actually claims to go to school to attend classes, and now it is seriously doing the exercise papers!When did he install such a "daring" program on the robot?Just kidding, if the teachers and students of the school find out the truth, will his doctor still survive?He will definitely be locked up to study all kinds of terrible inventions, and if he protests, he will be shot.

Ji Shuyang on the side put down his teacup, and looked up at the dedicated robot. Since Sang Xia accompanied him to the bookstore to buy these tutorial books and exercise books, the robot even abandoned its favorite Shutuda and games.Except for the daily housework, I spend the rest of the time reading tutorial books and doing exercises, as if I must go to school.

I can't say what's wrong with the robot's program, but is such a smart and humane robot really good?

He doesn't mind that the robot is so smart, but this kind of existence is like a time bomb. The more autonomous the robot is, the more difficult it is for his master to control him. Once he escapes and is discovered by others, the robot will go to destruction Road, he was not willing to destroy this robot at all.

"What a contradiction!" Xu Chenkai leaned lazily on the sofa, "Baby Xiaoji is so smart, it makes me, a father, very proud, but I don't want Xiaoji to continue to be so smart, it's safe to be stupid...fuck it Ji Shuyang, how did you educate him? How did Xiaoji become like this?"

Ji Shuyang squinted at his frantic friend, and continued to pay attention to the robot calmly, sitting there concentrating, just like a human being, with a trace of imperceptible worry flashing in his eyes, and said lightly: "When I check Xiaoji's body in the future, Focus on the procedures of mandatory instructions, especially the one that cannot disobey the master's orders."

Xu Chenkai thought about it silently, and frowned: "To be honest, many mandatory instructions have been broken by Xiaoji himself. I will fix them every time, but when I check next time, I will find that they have been broken again. To tell you the truth Said, I don’t know how to control Xiaoji anymore, mandatory commands are useless to him, it’s fixed today, maybe it will be deleted tomorrow.”

At this moment, even Ji Shuyang frowned, holding the hand of the teacup, rubbing the rim of the cup with his fingertips: "Unknowingly, Xiaoji has evolved to be so intelligent. I did train him deliberately. When Xiaoji took the initiative to ask me to take him out, I began to train his autonomy, but Xiaoji's evolution was unexpected."

"Fortunately, Xiaoji is very obedient and well-behaved, and he learns all good things, but..." Xu Chenkai paused slightly, and said seriously, "If he is what other people say or do, then he will learn from that person. If you don’t have the ability to distinguish right from wrong in terms of language and behavior, something will happen sooner or later, and Xiaoji’s learning speed is terrifying.”

"Well, I will teach him." Ji Shuyang nodded, and saw the robot walking towards this side happily holding the homework, showing a soft smile, beckoning to the robot, and watching the robot sit obediently beside him , patted his head, "Did you finish your homework today?"

He doesn't think that robots have no ability to distinguish. Many times, robots know what to do and what not to do. Although the good and bad in the world cannot be installed in the robot's program, and many things are hidden under the mask, It’s not something that can be debunked just by looking at the surface, the robot needs to be taught patiently.

"Master, I'm done, please check!" Lin Chuyi handed the exercise book in his hand to Ji Shuyang. Originally, he was only a sophomore in high school. It has been a few months since he was reborn, and he lacked many courses. Fortunately, Ji Shuyang can guide him, and he has improved a lot in the past few days.

"You still give him homework?" Xu Chenkai stared at the gentle Ji Shuyang in surprise. This guy is probably too lonely to teach robots like children, right?

Ji Shuyang smiled noncommittally: "Xiaoji has no self-control ability, so he must be restrained."

Xu Chenkai shrugged his shoulders, picked up the fruit plate to eat the fruit, watched Ji Shuyang check the homework for the robot, looked decent, much more serious than his own father, and silently sighed in his heart, Xiaoji has today's intelligence, Ji Shuyang It is indispensable.

"Xiaoji's handwriting is very beautiful." Xu Chenkai leaned over and glanced at it. He has indeed installed a certain amount of knowledge in the robot's program, and literacy is a must-have program. "Xiaoji, when did you learn to write?" gone?"

"Always will!" Lin Chuyi frowned, taking it for granted.

"Okay, calm down, Dad didn't mean to look down on you, Xiaoji is amazing." Xu Chenkai rubbed his nose for fun, sat aside and continued eating fruit.

When will the robot's attitude towards him be better?Didn't he just give him a girl's name, dress him in a maid outfit, and tease him a little bit?Is it necessary to hold a grudge?Who installed the program of holding grudges for him?

Lin Chuyi glanced at Xu Chenkai, and seeing that he didn't tease him anymore, she focused on the homework and waited for Ji Shuyang to finish checking for him.I haven't done my homework for a long time, and as soon as I got the homework book, I aroused my desire to study. I studied all night on the first night, but Ji Shuyang found out, and Ji Shuyang confiscated all the tutorial books and homework books.

In the past, I was too humble, and I wanted to study hard from the bottom of my heart so that I could stand out in the future. No matter my appearance or family background, I couldn't compare with others. The only thing that can surpass others is to study.He didn't want to continue to live a life of depending on others and being disgusted by others, to be admitted to the ideal university, to earn money while studying, and to leave that family early, which was his goal and wish at that time.

Lin Chuyi understood that Ji Shuyang was doing it for his own good. Maybe he was too impatient, so he had to take his time to go to school. If Ji Shuyang and the others disagreed, he would learn a professional course by himself, which was also a way.If Ji Shuyang finds out one day in the future, he will have no reason to stay here, and he can find a better job when he goes out.

"No problem, Xiaoji did a good job." After checking, Ji Shuyang returned the homework to the robot, not forgetting to praise him, "If Xiaoji is a student, he must be No. 1 in the class, but today's homework will be done." Stop here and continue tomorrow. Go and put away the textbooks for me, and Xiaoji also needs to read more extracurricular books."

"Father, let me translate it for you. Your master's implication is: Hurry up and read the book of your master Shutu!" Xu Chenkai teased with winks.

Lin Chuyi glared at Xu Chenkai, what's wrong with him liking the Great Master Shutu?There are many people who like the Great God of Shutu, but Dr. Wei's thinking has always been difficult to understand, and he doesn't bother to pay attention to it.

"Thank you, master. I'm going to pack the textbooks right away." He was very happy to receive Ji Shuyang's praise, which meant that his grades had not deteriorated at all, and got up to pack the textbooks.

"Xiaoji, why are you studying so hard to prepare? Is it possible that you really plan to go to school? Hey, hey, why do you always forget that you are a robot? You are different from others, you can't go to school... "

"Xu Chenkai!" Ji Shuyang frowned and interrupted his friend's heartless rhetoric, got up and walked to the robot, gently embraced the robot with its head down, and patted his back, "Xiaoji, you Very smart and powerful!"

"Thank you, master!" Lin Chuyi knew that what Xu Chenkai said was true. He was a robot and would never be able to live a human life, but he still had a slight hope in his heart. Maybe one day he would wake up and become a human. You can re-enter the campus and enter human life.

"Xiaoji, don't you cry?" Xu Chenkai looked at the pitiful robot in surprise.

He heard it right, the "Thank you master" just now was mixed with a strong nasal sound, and he actually made a robot cry?Although I didn't drop the golden beans, I was not far from crying. I suddenly felt that I was cruel. Would it be struck by lightning?

"Oh, wait, Xiaoji, Dad didn't mean that, Dad just said it... In short, Dad knows it's wrong, Xiaoji can study as he likes, and Dad will buy you more textbooks and homework books tomorrow ... If Xiaoji wants to go to school in the future, Dad will pay for your tuition, okay? Don't cry, Dad loves you!"

"Master, help me remember what Dr. Wei said, and ask Dr. Wei to pay my tuition in the future." Lin Chuyi pointed at Xu Chenkai who hadn't mentioned it in a moment, and looked innocently at the laughing man. Ji Shuyang, "Master, do you remember? Doctor Wei said he would send me to school and pay me the tuition."

"Well, master, remember for Xiaoji!" Ji Shuyang patted him on the back, and glanced at his friend who was beating his chest and feet. It's not a three-year-old child, maybe Xiaoji's words just now have been firmly stored in the memory bank.

Shaking his head lightly, seeing how Xu Chenkai will deal with the robot in the future, he deeply understands the stubborn temper of this robot. If he has mentioned something, as long as he has promised him, if he fails to keep it, the robot will bring it up repeatedly until it is done. So far.

"Then, can you give me a name? I can't be called Xiaoji when I go to school, can I?"

Pfft, Xu Chenkai clutched his chest, feeling that he was about to vomit blood, wasn't he just coaxing him?The robot of emotion took it seriously, and instantly felt that he was ten years older, and said weakly: "Didn't you give yourself a name, fifteen?"

"It's the original idea, you illiterate amnesiac." Lin Chuyi regained his composure, feeling much happier, "But I don't have an ID card yet, Master, can you get me an ID card? I'll just call original intention."

Pfft, Xu Chenkai felt that today he was going to be in the hands of the robot he made. This was definitely a bloody lesson, so he wanted to raise his head to the sky and shout: What a painful realization!

If he casually guarantees the robot in the future, he will be called Xiaoji from now on!Xu Chenkai swore a poisonous oath in his heart.

Ji Shuyang glanced at the heartbroken Xu Chenkai with a smile, and gently squeezed the robot's face: "Well, Xiaoji really needs an ID card, and it will be much easier to go out with an ID card, Chen Kai, I will leave this matter to you , you have a relatively wide network, I think an ID card should not trouble you."

If there is a master, there must be a favor, Xu Chenkai deeply understood: "Understood, you two can squeeze me to your heart's content, I'm leaving, the debt is cheap, don't give it up!"

"Doctor, remember to send me the textbook and homework tomorrow."

Xu Chenkai was about to kneel to the robot, but this guy had to put on an innocent and calm face, so that he couldn't beat him, scold him, or teach him a lesson. If he bullied the robot and cried again, Ji Shu Yang will definitely dismantle him, well, his robot has successfully captured the heart of his friend.

"Xiaoji, you can be called Chuyi, but if you want to add a surname, you should call it Ji Chuyi?" Ji Shuyang was amused by Xu Chenkai's deflated look, but he didn't forget the important things. The robot has an ID card, so it is convenient to travel.

"Why not Xu Chuyi? I am his father anyway!" Xu Chenkai was dissatisfied, why should Ji Shuyang take advantage of it?The perfect cute robot he worked so hard to build, he didn't get any cheap, and he was squeezed out.

"Don't Ji, don't have the pinyin of ji, and don't allow it." Lin Chuyi frowned and protested, "Lin Chuyi, Lin Chuyi sounds nice."

"Well, listen to Xiaoji's opinion." Ji Shuyang didn't have much opinion, anyway, the robot chose the name himself, "Chen Kai, I will trouble you."

"Okay, I see, I'm going back, goodbye, I don't want to see you two these days!"

"No, doctor, you still have to send me textbooks and homework tomorrow!"

"Fuck, that's enough, goodbye!"

"hey-hey……"