Robots are idiots

After dinner, Lin Chuyi cleaned up the kitchen and returned to the living room. On the sofa, Ji Shuyang was holding the remote control to switch channels to watch the news. He silently glanced at the TV, picked up the book on the sofa, and sat aside to read.These days, he has been concentrating on his homework. Although Ji Shuyang set time for him to do exercises, he couldn't stop him from reading textbooks.

After concentrating on it for half a month, he was a little tired, so he picked up the novel of Master Shutu to read again. He was very curious why Master Shutu closed his pen. In his opinion, Master Shutu was in his peak period, but suddenly he was in the middle of his hand. All the serialized novels were finished, and then the pen was announced to be closed. At that time, the entire literary world was shocked, and countless book fans from different paths were heartbroken.

Perhaps Master Shutu's writing novels is just a hobby, and his real ideal is not in literary creation, but to have the life he wants to live.He didn't know how old Master Shutu was, but he accidentally saw a novel by Great God Shutu in the school library, so he got out of control, and wanted to own a set of Great God Shutu's books even if he was saving money.

"What's the matter? In a daze?" Ji Shuyang noticed that the robot around him was very quiet. He usually likes to ask him questions at this time. When he finished his rest and went to work, the robot would quietly read books and play games, but today Holding the book in a daze.

Ji Shuyang put down the remote control and took the book from the robot's hand. The robot seemed to have a special liking for his novels, and he rarely saw him read other novels. He glanced down at the contents of the book and asked softly: "Is there anything you don't understand? Shall I analyze it for you?"

Lin Chuyi came back to her senses, took back the novel and looked down, "I can understand it, I've read it several times, master, why don't you analyze it for me, what kind of person is the Great Master Shutu? Master's study room There are so many books of the Great Master Shutu, so he must know him very well, why did the Great Master Shutu seal his pen?"

Ji Shuyang looked at him helplessly, and swallowed the words on his lips, suddenly felt that he would not tell the robot the truth for the time being, and seeing the robot's entangled and adoring look, he couldn't help but want to tease him: "Why do you like Xiaoji so much?" special way?"

"The novels written by Great God Shutu are very good-looking, such a talented person, everyone likes it."

"Well, what if I say, I know Shutu?" Ji Shuyang asked with a light smile.

"Really?" Lin Chuyi was very surprised. Ji Shuyang actually knew Shutu Master. No wonder there were so many different versions of the collector's edition in the study. He was very envious. He was reborn before he had time to buy all the books of Shutu Master. "Then can the master get me a set of signed editions?"

Ji Shuyang rubbed his head dumbfounded, what autograph does a robot want?If this guy was smarter, he could find his Weibo when surfing the Internet, and his identity would have been lost.But a robot is always a robot. Holding a mobile phone and a tablet, knowing how to play games, watch videos, and click on a few web pages to browse news, it is already very smart.

"There are many autographed books in the study, and they will all be owned by Xiaoji in the future. How about it?"

"Hi Da Pu Ben!" Lin Chuyi's heart was already surging at this time, and she really wanted to say some words of thanks, her emotions soared so much that she choked out such a most conclusive buzzword, which successfully made Ji Shuyang laugh.

With Ji Shuyang holding him in his arms and rubbing his head, Lin Chuyi smiled contentedly. Although he often pretended to be serious in front of Ji Shuyang and Xu Chenkai, like a robot in an evolutionary state, he was quite helpless in his heart. .But if you can reap such love, it doesn't matter how hard you work.

"Master, have you met the Great God Shutu? How old is the Great God?" Lin Chuyi straightened his posture and asked curiously, "Where does he live? Can I visit the Great God in the future?"

"It's about the same as me. I've got so many collector's editions. What do you want?" Ji Shuyang admired Xu Chenkai's stupid fan program for the robot. We can't disturb his life, good boy, I'll introduce you guys when I have a chance."

"Okay then!" Lin Chuyi didn't feel disappointed. He still understands this truth. A great god has a great god's life. As a book fan, you can't interfere with the great god's life. Just about to say something, the phone in your pocket It rang, and quickly took out the phone, "It's Xiaoxia."

Ji Shuyang nodded, this robot is quite popular, whether it is Mu Xiao who I met first, or Sang Xia who I met later, they will always miss him, send him messages when they are free, call him to chat, and even Ask him out to hang out.

"Xiaoji, have you had dinner yet?"

There was a lot of noise coming from Sang Xia's phone, and Lin Chuyi asked curiously: "I just ate, Xiao Xia, are you outside? It looks very noisy around you."

"Yes, Xiaoxiao and I were in 1987, Xiaoji, do you and Shuyang want to come over and play together? Let's go sing!"

"Singing? I don't have five notes, so I can't sing." Lin Chuyi's face was full of confusion. Seeing Ji Shuyang next to him put his fist to his lips and smiled softly, his brows frowned even tighter. Isn't it funny that he can't sing?Why didn't that perverted doctor Xu Chenkai install a singing program for him?What about making him "sound amazing"?

Sang Xia on the other end of the phone smiled happily: "It doesn't matter, we are all on our own, so I won't laugh at you if you yell at me. Come on, come on, we are waiting for you and Shuyang in 1987, little Xiao and Chi Mu are mostly Maiba, even if we don’t know how to sing, it’s still a pleasure to sit and listen to them.”

Without giving Lin Chuyi time to relax, Sangxia continued to lobby: "I'm wasting my time at home on the big weekend, come out quickly!"

"Well, wait a minute, I'll ask Brother Shuyang." Lin Chuyi moved the phone away from his ear, turned his head and asked, "Brother Shuyang, Xiao Xia asked us to sing in 1987, shall we go?"

"Do you want to go?" Ji Shuyang leaned on the sofa, looking at him lazily.

If the robot wants to go out, he doesn't mind taking him out to see the world. It's a good experience, which is also helpful for the evolution of the robot. What's more, the complicated environment of 1987 can also teach the robot which places to go and which places not to enter , Improve the ability to distinguish right from wrong.

"Well, everything will be arranged by Brother Shuyang." Lin Chuyi looked at Ji Shuyang intently.

"Go, I'm going to change clothes." Ji Shuyang got up and patted his head, and went into the room to change clothes.

"Pfft, Xiaoji, you have to have a backbone. You must speak to your brother Shuyang in the firmest tone. It's fine to be coquettish and cute. You must not be so soft and spineless." Sang Xia laughed .

"Xiao Xia, if you don't call me Xiaoji anymore, we will still be friends." After finally asking Xu Chenkai to change his name, and even applying for an ID card, why is his name still a decoration?

"Okay, Xiaoji!"

"End of friends!" Lin Chuyi ignored Sang Xia who was laughing wildly, hung up the phone, put it back in his pocket, got up and ran to the room, "Master, do I need to change any clothes?"

Ji Shuyang just changed his coat. He is used to taking off his formal clothes when he returns home, and puts on light home casual clothes. Going out now is also a gathering among friends, so it is more appropriate to dress casually.

Looking back at the neatly dressed robot, he and Xu Chenkai bought the robot's clothes, and the robot also knows how to change clothes, matching them well is very pleasing to the eye.Coupled with the delicate face deliberately made by the robot, standing in the crowd is already eye-catching enough, this guy even knows to change clothes when going out.

Ji Shuyang smiled and pinched the robot's cheeks: "Xiaoji is very refreshing and looks good in this way, so I don't need to change it anymore."

Lin Chuyi looked down at the clothes on her body. They were indeed very good-looking. Compared with the previous year, when she couldn't buy a new dress and was wearing school uniforms every day, it was tens of thousands of times better.Ji Shuyang and Xu Chenkai doted on him very much, and would often buy clothes for him to wear, even though Xu Chenkai sometimes had a convulsion and would buy some messy clothes back.

And people like Ji Shuyang have very high vision, so the clothes he buys are naturally suitable for him and fashionable.

"Thank you master, then, master, let's go!" Seeing Ji Shuyang staring at him, Lin Chuyi rubbed his nose in embarrassment. He looks really good now, every time he looks in the mirror, he feels incredible , in the end it was a carefully crafted face with impeccable facial features.

I used to look too popular, and I was instantly drowned in the crowd. I remembered an interesting news I saw on the Internet a few days ago. Someone asked, "Do you like your own face?" Then someone replied super classic: Yan?This word doesn't suit me, I can only call it, a few holes to maintain physiological functions are spread on a piece of cake.

Lin Chuyi burst out laughing when he saw it. Ji Shuyang almost thought that his program was out of control, and someone said, "Yes, I am still a sesame cake." Although his previous face was not a "sesame cake", it was also a Ordinary, featureless "cake".

And now this robot face is definitely the face that makes countless people envy and hate. It is too hypocritical to say that you are not satisfied or happy. People don't like beauty, even if he is a boy.

"Master, the doctor didn't install a singing program for me. I'm tone deaf, can master sing?" The car drove towards 1987, Lin Chuyi looked at the brightly lit street, and suddenly found that he didn't come out at night after his rebirth. Passing through the door, he turned his head and asked Ji Shuyang curiously. Ji Shuyang's voice is very nice, and it would be amazing if he could sing.

"No." Ji Shuyang said calmly.

"Ah? Then what are we going to do?" Lin Chuyi felt that the whole robot was bad. Could it be that they were just watching?

"It's okay, Mu Xiao and the others are very good at singing, we can just listen to it, and we can also play games, I will teach you how to play later."

"Master, let the doctor install a singing program for me tomorrow?"

Ji Shuyang smiled lightly and said nothing, I really don't know why the robot has so many weird ideas, it seems that in the next few days, the robot will be obsessed with the new information of singing, maybe it will ask Xu Chenkai to install the program for him, Then I sing at home every day. However, the voice of the robot is very pleasant, and it is really a pity that I can't sing.