Robots are idiots

Lin Chuyi chewed the dragon fruit in his mouth, and found with resentment that this robot body has no sense of taste at all, and does not know how to swallow at all. After chewing for a long time, he recalled the swallowing action when he was a human being, and tried to swallow the dragon fruit in his mouth. If you go on, eating will not taste bland and tasteless, it is better not to eat.

"Xiaoji!" Ji Shuyang bypassed Ning Qi, walked in front of the robot with big strides, held his shoulders tightly with both hands, his brows were deeply furrowed, and there was deep worry in his eyes. He really couldn't leave the robot for a moment. , helplessly looking at the puzzled expression of the robot, "Is there any discomfort?"

Lin Chuyi lowered his head and stretched out his hand to touch his stomach. It seemed to be cold, but he didn't feel much. A faint uneasiness rose in his heart. In fact, he regretted it just after eating.Turning his head to look at Ning Qi who didn't know why, he knew that Ning Qi wanted to treat him well, so he couldn't bear to refuse Ning Qi's overtures.

"What's wrong?" Ning Qi looked at the nervous Ji Shuyang suspiciously. He had never seen Ji Shuyang lose control. "Can't Xiaoji eat dragon fruit?"

Ji Shuyang let go of the robot and shook his head slightly: "It's okay, Xiaoji is not in good health, so he can't eat casually."

"Sorry, Xiaoji, I didn't know you couldn't eat it." Ning Qi looked worriedly at Lin Chuyi who remained silent, "Should I go to the hospital for a checkup? There shouldn't be any serious problems, right?"

Lin Chuyi quickly shook his head. Ning Qi can't be blamed for this at all. It's because he didn't resist the temptation of food. He experienced the procedure just now, and there is nothing wrong with it so far.But Ji Shuyang didn't seem to think that way, and carefully glanced at Ji Shuyang, who had an indifferent expression, Ji Shuyang might be really angry right now.

"Brother Shuyang, I'm fine." Lin Chuyi showed weakness, "If you don't worry, go back and have the doctor test it later. I'm really fine. I just ate a little bit of dragon fruit. I didn't eat much else. Ning Qi doesn't need it either. Blame yourself, and occasionally eat a little fruit to supplement your nutrition."

When Ning Qi heard what Lin Chuyi said, she immediately felt relieved, scared him to death, and thought he had caused trouble.Taking a peek at Ji Shuyang's indifferent expression, he was exactly the same as Jin Yihang, usually gentle and friendly, but when he got angry, he would be particularly frightening.Every time Jin Yihang gets angry by accident, he immediately hides as far away as he can.

Ji Shuyang took a deep breath, and gently embraced the robot's shoulders: "Tell me if you feel uncomfortable, don't worry everyone."

Lin Chuyi nodded, and turned to look at Lu Qifan and the others who were playing dice. Fortunately, they didn't attract their attention. Being sick was just an excuse, and they would find out sooner or later.

Mu Xiao, who was singing, felt his gaze, smiled at him, handed the microphone to Jin Yihang after singing a song, picked up a can of dice and walked over: "Xiaoji, I'll play dice with you"

Ning Qi took the initiative to get up and exchange places with Mu Xiao, and ran to Jin Yihang to watch them play. Ji Shuyang, seeing that the robot was fine, got up and walked back to Fan's side. Lin Chuyi looked at Mu Xiao with interest, Listen to Mu Xiao explain the rules.

"Come on, let's gamble, how about 5 yuan a plate? Last time Li Xin lost a few hundred yuan to me." Sang Xia hugged the pot and came over, "Mrs. Lu, do you dare to bet?" ?”

"Is it really okay for you to be like this? Xiaoji is still underage, and you actually taught him to gamble." Mu Xiao looked at Sang Xia dumbfounded, "How about this, if Xiaoji loses, hang tissues on his face and head, How about we lose money when we lose?"

"Come on!" Sang Xia slapped the jar on the table with a heroic "slap", pulled a few paper towels and tore them into strips, shaking towards Lin Chuyi maliciously, "Open!"

Lin Chuyi looked helplessly at Sang Xia waving a tissue, and sang along with Jin Yihang in shock, not forgetting to twist her body rhythmically.

Inexplicably, he felt that he would be dismantled by Ji Shuyang today. Not only did he steal food, but he also learned to gamble. After playing a few games, even Ning Qi joined the team with a jar in his hand.

In fact, the rules of the game are very simple. There are six dice in a pot, and you take out the six dice when you shake it. Whoever gets all six dice first wins.Ji Shuyang and the others are playing dice to "brag", which requires great technical content, and he can't understand it at all.

I don't know if it's because of his bad luck, but after playing dozens of games, his face and hair are covered with tissues. That guy, Sang Xia, just like what she said, won a lot of money and climbed to the sofa even more frantically danced on.

It didn't take long for the team to grow, even Ji Shuyang and the others joined in, playing background music, and a group of people had a great time.Even though it was a small game, it became lively when there were more people playing it. In addition, Ning Qi and Sang Xia were particularly active, so the small game became very fun, and it was crazy in the end.

They didn't disperse until 11 o'clock, and the final winner was naturally Sang Xia. This guy was not so lucky, counting the money frantically, and boldly said that he would treat guests for supper.Naturally, Lin Chuyi couldn't go, and was dragged away by Ji Shuyang with a look of pity, while Sang Xia and the others took the elevator directly to 1987's Food City for supper.

"Have a good time?" Ji Shuyang drove the car, taking advantage of the traffic lights to turn his head to look at the smiling robot. The robot played crazy today. Although he lost badly, fortunately, he lost with a sticker. If you gambled like them, you would lose even the money you spent on textbooks and exercise books.

Lin Chuyi nodded immediately. After playing the game, the distance with everyone was instantly shortened: "Xiaoxia's luck is really good, I must win it back next time, master, I should ask the doctor to install a program for the king of gambling for me .”

"How can there be such a powerful program? You can't think about these things all day long. It's okay to play occasionally, but gambling is not a good habit. Xiaoji, in the future, you must never come to 1987 alone, and you must not gamble with others. Do your homework obediently at home, or let Xiao Xia and the others play games with you." Ji Shuyang said in an orderly tone.

Lin Chuyi nodded. Fortunately, he is not a real robot and has the ability to distinguish right from wrong. If it is a robot that evolves rapidly, maybe it will really cause some trouble. Even in the past, he would never go to a place like 1987 alone, and more importantly, he couldn't afford it at all.

It was already late at the villa, Ji Shuyang took his nightgown and went to the bathroom to take a shower, while Lin Chuyi went into the kitchen to prepare supper for him.It was very inconvenient to drag this robot with him. Originally, Ji Shuyang could have supper with Sangxia and the others, but now there are a lot of group activities missing.Lin Chuyi rubbed his belly, hoping that today's dragon fruit would bring him a miracle of evolution.

Ji Shuyang wiped his hair and walked into the living room. The robot was sitting at the dining table and busy with his mobile phone. With a smile on his face, he threw the towel in his hand on the back of the chair, opened the chair and sat down: "I'm chatting with someone ?”

Lin Chuyi nodded with a smile, put down her phone and got up and said, "Well, chatting with Ning Qi, master, I'm going to bring out the supper, today I cooked noodles, put a few wontons, eggs and some vegetables, Have a light meal at night."

"Xiaoji's craftsmanship is very good." Ji Shuyang praised unceremoniously. He drank a few cups of tea in the private room just now, but had a great time playing. He was indeed a little hungry. Watching the robot happily come out with a plate, Smelling the aroma increases appetite.

After eating a few mouthfuls of noodles, I looked up at the robot who was all focused on the phone. It had been a while since I ate that piece of dragon fruit. The robot was alive and well as usual, and there seemed to be no programming errors.

Ji Shuyang ate the noodles thoughtfully, wondering where the piece of dragon fruit went, could it be digested?

"Xiaoji, do you have a sense of taste? Is dragon fruit delicious?" Ji Shuyang asked half-jokingly.

Lin Chuyi was taken aback for a moment, and was only interested in chatting. She almost forgot about eating dragon fruit. She blushed and frowned pretending to be troubled: "It doesn't taste good, it's not good. Master, is your noodles delicious? Let me eat some Bar?"

Ji Shuyang sighed helplessly, and patted his head: "You are not allowed to eat in the future. Your body is full of machinery. If you eat something bad, you will not be able to exercise. Does Xiaoji want the doctor to check his body? If it is broken, no It's that simple to check your body."

Of course, Lin Chuyi was just joking. The little piece of dragon fruit just now was scary enough. Now he is a robot with a human soul. When he thinks that Xu Chenkai is going to take his body apart, he feels like he is being dissected alive. .

"Well, it doesn't taste good anyway, just don't eat it." Lin Chuyi lay on the table, resting her head on her arms, watching Ji Shuyang eat the noodles.

He was also curious about where he had eaten the dragon fruit. Even though it had been chewed, it was impossible to digest it, and he didn't have a digestive system.Shouldn't it be stuck in some part?If it freezes up tomorrow morning, it's over.

"The kitchen is cleaned up tomorrow, Xiaoji, sleep with me tonight." Ji Shuyang put down the bowl, saw the robot get up and bring the plate back to the kitchen, and said to his back, "If I feel unwell, I can also discovered in time."

Lin Chuyi grinned with his back to Ji Shuyang, and couldn't tell what it felt like, anyway, in Ji Shuyang's eyes, he was a robot, not to mention that they were both men, so it was okay to sleep together.Ji Shuyang is not that pervert like Xu Chenkai, who thinks all kinds of things in his mind. Ji Shuyang's character is a bit aloof, so he won't do anything to a robot.

"Okay, master."

"It's very late today, go change clothes and go to bed."

Lin Chuyi obeyed the order, went back to the guest room to change into pajamas, and went to the bathroom to wash up. This robot is very delicately made. Although it cannot take a bath, it is no problem to wash the face, hands and feet.At first, he was worried about whether it would get rusted by water, but when he thought that he would encounter water while doing housework, it would be no problem to clean the parts.

Probably tired from playing today, Ji Shuyang fell asleep not long after he lay down, Lin Chuyi tossed and turned without sleepiness, secretly picked up his phone to play games.Just after playing a few rounds of cool running, a hand came through and held his mobile phone, which startled him.

"If you don't want to be confiscated by me, go to bed." Ji Shuyang snatched his mobile phone, and threw the lock screen on the bedside table beside him. The robot is still so restless sleeping with him, although it doesn't matter if the robot doesn't sleep for a few days. It's just that he usually likes lazy beds, why is he restless now?

Lin Chuyi pursed her lips, pulled the quilt and closed her eyes, feeling Ji Shuyang's hand gently soothing his back, feeling sleepy, and fell asleep not long after.

After sleeping for an unknown amount of time, Lin Chuyi woke up suddenly, opened her eyes and looked at the dark room, with a strong electric current flickering in her eyes.Raising my hand and rubbing my eyes, I always feel that something is not right. There must be something wrong with the eyes. It’s not that I’m blind and can’t see things. Instead, the current is so strong that it can illuminate the quilt covering it. Could it be a short circuit?

Lin Chuyi clutched the quilt with a nervous expression, wanting to wake up Ji Shuyang next to her, but she opened her mouth but couldn't speak, the program in her mind was in a mess, and she was upgrading herself rapidly, and the data was running in the memory bank at the speed of a second with.

It's over, I'm really eating bad food now!

"Xiaoji, Xiaoji..."

Before losing consciousness, Lin Chuyi heard Ji Shuyang's anxious voice. He really wanted to tell Ji Shuyang that he was just upgrading himself and nothing happened. The electric current in the eyes slowly disappeared, and finally it was pitch black, completely in a still mode.