Robots are idiots

Seeing that the electric current in the robot's eyes disappeared, Ji Shuyang's heart tightened. He quickly got up and got out of bed, grabbed the car keys on the bedside table, went around to the robot's side, picked the robot up, and went out before he could change his pajamas .

"Chen Kai, get ready, something happened to Xiaoji, I'll be right there."

"Ji Shuyang, what are you talking about? What did you do to my baby Xiaoji? Hey, hey... rub..."

Ji Shuyang hung up the phone before Xu Chenkai's temper was over, threw the phone aside, turned his head to look at the robot that was motionless, and accelerated towards Xu Chenkai's villa.

He knew that a robot would definitely cause problems if it ate something, but he didn't expect the robot's response to be so slow. There was a gap of several hours, and he was lucky to bring the robot with him tonight.

I don't know if the internal parts are stuck in the dragon fruit. I hope that there will be no malfunction after taking it out. He still likes such a smart robot now, even if it sometimes makes people worry.

Arriving at Xu Chenkai's villa, Xu Chenkai was already standing in the garden waiting for them, pacing back and forth with a grumpy expression on his face, when he saw the car coming in, he rushed over desperately, and slapped the door aggressively.

"Damn Ji Shuyang, come down for me, what did you do to my precious robot?" Xu Chenkai opened the car door suddenly, hugged the robot from the passenger seat, and shook it carefully, "Xiaoji, Xiaoji..."

Ji Shuyang frowned and walked in front of Xu Chenkai, who was muttering, and, ignoring Xu Chenkai's protest, hugged the robot back: "Go to the laboratory to prepare, and I'll hold him. The robot ate something today, and I'm worried about his internal organs. Damaged parts."

"What? You feed him? Damn, Ji Shuyang, did you make a mistake? Fortunately, you also know that the inside of the robot's body is a lot of mechanical equipment, and the head is filled with chips. It's the program, the program that controls the robot... Fuck, you actually feed the robot, your brain..."

"A small piece of dragon fruit, I don't have time to stop him." Ji Shuyang stopped Xu Chenkai's roar expressionlessly, "You said that the compulsory order is useless to Xiaoji, and he will eat, does it mean that the mandatory order has been broken? ?”

Xu Chenkai was slightly taken aback, frowned and walked into the villa thoughtfully. The laboratory was ready before Ji Shuyang's arrival. He turned his head to watch Ji Shuyang gently put the robot into the instrument compartment.

Couldn't help complaining: "In the middle of the night, the ghosts are asleep, can you stop being so scary in the future? You said that something happened to Xiaoji, and I was frightened by you, okay? Xiaoji is my painstaking effort, do you understand it?" Understand? If something happens to Xiaoji, I will fight you desperately."

Ji Shuyang glanced at him, walked silently to the sofa at one side, leaned his head on the sofa, let out a heavy breath, stretched out his hand to pinch his sore eyebrows, his head hurt slightly.

He was used to the existence of robots, and when he saw that the robot malfunctioned and stood still, he was not worried that Xu Chenkai would not be able to repair it, but he was worried that the robot's program would be affected.

According to what Xu Chenkai said at the beginning, the robot has been imitating humans to upgrade its own program. If the program is affected and repaired, does it mean that the previous self-upgrading program will start again?The robot will go back to the scrupulous look when it was first delivered, and he will teach the robot again?

Ji Shuyang sighed, and he was not worried at all about re-teaching the robot, even if it took more energy and longer time, as long as the robot woke up safe and sound, everything would be fine.

"Ci'ao, what the hell is that?" Xu Chenkai had a particularly bad temper tonight, cursing angrily, while quickly manipulating the instrument to scan for the robot, staring at the monitor in front of him, densely packed programs scrolling.

"How?" Ji Shuyang got up and walked to Xu Chenkai's side, staring at the monitor, "Is there a problem with the program?"

"Not only is there a problem, I can't stop these programs at all. These programs have been continuously upgraded, and new programs are constantly being generated while upgrading..." Xu Chenkai suddenly paused, as if talking to himself, "Could it be because Xiaoji ate something? It's like receiving new information and starting a new program?"

"What do you mean? Xiaoji can eat like a human in the future?" Ji Shuyang suddenly felt that this robot was incredible.

Human thoughts and emotions can be possessed, including some behaviors, but metabolism is definitely not included. These require human organs. Xu Chenkai is not so capable of installing these organs for robots. After all, all behaviors of robots are through the chips installed in the brain. Program manipulation in .

"Damn it, I'm not that good. Could it be that Xiaoji wants to eat, so I can fill his stomach?" Xu Chenkai frantically scratched his hair, which turned into a chicken coop in an instant, and began to fret in the laboratory again. Pacing back and forth, he finally stopped in front of Ji Shuyang, frowned deeply and said, "We'll talk about everything when Xiaoji wakes up."

"And what did he eat?"

"Ghost knows, you want me to disassemble the robot for inspection? The problem is that according to the whole body scan record just now, I didn't find that shit dragon fruit at all. Are you sure he ate it? It's not you dazzled... Okay, He ate it, otherwise he wouldn't have started so many new programs, so I'd better take it apart and have a look!"

When Xu Chenkai lifted the cover of the huge instrument compartment, Ji Shuyang was quite helpless, unable to look directly at Xu Chenkai's rough behavior.He had never seen a robot's body before, the robot in front of him was wearing clothes like a normal human being, talking and laughing, but now Xu Chenkai wanted to disassemble the robot's body in front of him, it was a bit unacceptable.

"What's wrong?" Ji Shuyang looked at Xu Chenkai and suddenly stopped what he was doing.

"After I finished making Xiaoji, I never disassembled his body. I suddenly felt at a loss. I need some time to disassemble his body." Xu Chenkai sat downcastly on the edge of the instrument compartment, turning his head to look at the robot.

Ji Shuyang understands his feelings, Xiaoji is a miracle, now Xu Chenkai may not have so much inspiration and energy to make another robot that is exactly the same.Everyone has a peak moment, such as his literary creation, he cannot guarantee that every work can become a well-known classic.

He patted him on the shoulder and comforted him: "How sure are you? If you can't guarantee that Xiaoji will be intact after disassembly, if there is no problem with Xiaoji's body and procedures, just wait for Xiaoji to wake up by himself."

"Let's talk about it when Xiaoji wakes up. If there's anything wrong with his body, I'll disassemble him and clean it up. Give me some time." Xu Chenkai stood up and closed the lid of the instrument compartment. Fortunately, the robot is fine now, and he can be mentally prepared , "Xiaoji's current situation cannot tolerate a little sloppy, if there is a slight mistake, Xiaoji's intelligence all along will be in vain."

"Well, you go to rest, I will guard him here."

"My baby is like this now, how can my father still be in the mood to sleep?" Xu Chenkai stared at Ji Shuyang resentfully, and sighed softly when he saw Ji Shuyang wearing a nightgown.

Forget it, Ji Shuyang must feel more uncomfortable than him, otherwise he would not have rushed out in a nightgown. It seems that his precious robot is very good at buying people's hearts. I heard that he has made a lot of friends. Everyone took great care of him.

Ji Shuyang leaned on the sofa and closed his eyes to rest his mind. He didn't sleep all night, and now he was exhausted. Xu Chenkai insisted on falling asleep soon after.Probably because the robot was really fine, Xu Chenkai could sleep peacefully, and it wasn't until dawn that Ji Shuyang fell asleep hazily.

"Owner……"

Ji Shuyang woke up suddenly, opened his eyes and sat up on the sofa. He saw the robot sitting in the instrument compartment with its head in its arms. Gee, how do you feel?"

Lin Chuyi felt that the programs in his whole body were about to explode, and the memory bank was in chaos. This feeling was like a human being was sick, his head was muddy, top-heavy, and dizzy. Could it be that robots can also get sick?

The upgrade program this time is very large, even the memory bank has been upgraded, and it feels like there are a lot of things in his mind. He still doesn't know how far this body has evolved, but it is definitely related to what he ate yesterday.

"I have a headache and dizziness!" Lin Chuyi continued rubbing her head.

Last night, it did shut down automatically, and even the soul in his body lost consciousness. When he woke up just now, he was shocked. Except for the consciousness of the soul, he almost couldn't control the robot.This kind of situation only happened when he just woke up after rebirth. He could perceive the outside world, but he couldn't see it. It took a long time before he could control this body.

Fortunately, it was only for a while this time, but now the robot's body is too uncomfortable, Lin Chuyi always felt that he was slowly merging with the robot's body, until one day, the robot completely turned into a human.He could have such a guess, but he felt that his rebirth was different. At the beginning, he couldn't control this body until he broke through the mandatory instructions.

Ji Shuyang took the robot out of the instrument compartment, and comforted in a low voice: "Don't worry, Chen Kai has checked your body, you are just a program upgrade, can you sleep? You will be fine after you wake up, I will accompany you .”

Lin Chuyi suddenly felt a little embarrassed. Growing up so big, only his parents hugged him when he was a child in his memory. After his parents passed away, he was only disliked by others, and no one really cared about him.Now being hugged by Ji Shuyang like this, even though he knew that in Ji Shuyang's eyes, he was just a robot, if he was a human, his face would definitely be red right now.

"What? You know how to be shy?" Ji Shuyang joked with a deep smile, "It's okay, you don't feel well..."

"Fuck, Ji Shuyang, don't tease my little baby!" Xu Chenkai rushed in front of Ji Shuyang vigorously, and when he received the robot's gaze, he immediately put on a smiling face that he thought was amiable.

"Baby Xiaoji, tell Dad, is there any discomfort? Xiaoji, you can't scare Dad like this in the future. Dad was scared to death by you last night. You can't eat anymore, you know? It's spoiled." Stomach, Dad can only take you apart to clean up, do you want to be dismantled by Dad?"

Lin Chuyi couldn't help shivering. The strange doctor Xu Chenkai really regarded him as an ignorant robot, and taught him like a three-year-old child, but he also knew that Xu Chenkai was really worried about him, and said with a smile : "Doctor, I'm fine, I just feel that the program is messy, my head hurts, and I'm a little dizzy."

At this moment Xu Chenkai was startled, and looked at the robot in disbelief: "Xiaoji isn't going against his father anymore? Such a gentle Xiaoji, a little unscientific?"

"Doctor Pervert, you really have the tendency to be abused. I have a headache right now and I don't want to talk to you. I'm going to go home and sleep with my master. Goodbye!" Lin Chuyi blushed, because he was very moved just now.

"You haven't slept all night, go eat and rest, I'll take Xiaoji home first, and when Xiaoji gets better, I'll bring him over for a checkup." Ji Shuyang smiled lightly, ignoring the gnashing of teeth. Xu Chenkai left with the robot in his arms.

"Shit, I was demolished again!" Xu Chenkai rubbed his hair violently.