Robots are idiots

The author has something to say: I’m sorry, but to modify the BUG, ​​the robot has a certain sense of smell, not taste. I was thinking about the sense of taste, so I typed it without thinking, QAQ~~

After sleeping for a day and a night, Lin Chuyi finally felt refreshed. The messy programs in her brain began to resume normal operation. They were not as heavy as when they just woke up, and they couldn't control the robot's body. A lot of things have been added.

Lin Chuyi held a book and sat on a bench in the garden basking in the sun. He searched the programs carefully, but it is still unclear what the functions of these programs are. His soul belongs to human beings, and many words and deeds come from human instincts.

In the beginning, it was controlled by mandatory instructions, and those instructions belonged to the control range of the program. As for the intelligence in the eyes of Ji Shuyang and Xu Chenkai, although it promoted the robot's body to upgrade itself, it was all controlled by his human soul.

Just like what Xu Chenkai said, his human words and deeds have become the robot's programs. I don't know if the program will be generated again after eating, so that he will have the senses of hunger and taste in the future?Lin Chuyi was looking forward to it, but then she thought about it, the robot's stomach does not have intestines and stomach, so how would he digest the food he ate?

Unless his internal parts and soul are completely fused, and his body slowly becomes flesh and blood, Lin Chuyi quickly shook his head. These are too unreal, impossible, right?But thinking that he can be reborn in a robot after death is an unbelievable thing, and I feel that becoming a human is the ultimate evolution.

Perhaps now even Xu Chenkai can't understand these evolutions in him. In Xu Chenkai's eyes, the level of intelligence in robots is beyond his ideal range.

Lin Chuyi smiled faintly. He didn't intend to tell them the truth. If he had any doubts, he would push all of these to Ji Shuyang's head—the master trained well!

"Fuck, New Year's Day, don't run so fast, can you? How can my two legs compare to your four legs? It's here, stop!"

There was an irritable bluffing sound from outside the fence, and Lin Chuyi stood up suspiciously. The villa area was very quiet, except for the occasional passing cars, there was no noisy sound at all.

What's more, the neighbor next door lived with a mistress who rarely went out during the day, or drove out in a luxury sports car and came back in the middle of the night.On the other side lived a young couple, who were also rumored to be the God of Returning at Sunset.Lin Chuyi really wanted to go and get to know him, but Ji Shuyang didn't mention it, and he didn't want to disturb the great god unreasonably.

Unable to withstand the tendency of curiosity, Lin Chuyi followed the voice to the iron gate, and a white dog with sprawled limbs, teeth clenched, and as fat as a piglet ran past.Lin Chuyi instantly felt that the three views of the robot had been refreshed. This dog was so ugly to the extreme, with a stupid look on his face, it would definitely be a different kind of flirtation to pull it out.

He didn't know what breed of dog it was, but although some cats and dogs looked extremely ugly, they were quite expensive. For example, the one in front of him was so strange that he could tell it was an expensive dog.The owner of the dog is a baby-faced boy with a fiery personality who mutters and jumps up and down after the running dog.

Seeing the funny movements of the baby face, Lin Chuyi couldn't help laughing out loud. The dog's ears are very sensitive, and it seems to have heard his laughter. It even stopped and turned its head slowly. How stupid is that look? Just how stupid, he glanced at him arrogantly, and continued to run forward slowly, with a sense of rhythm with his spread limbs.

"How rude!" The baby took a step forward, slapped the white dog on the head, and then waved to him with a smile.

Lin Chuyi nodded politely, looked at the baby face and pulled the white dog to stop at the garden entrance of the villa next door, and was slightly taken aback. Could it be that he is a friend of the God of Sunset Returning?Sure enough, he saw a tall man come out to open the door, and there was a pregnant woman standing on the steps of the villa. Lin Chuyi couldn't see clearly through the flowers and trees.

"Xiaoji." Ji Shuyang walked out of the villa and saw the robot standing at the iron gate holding a book, looking around, walked over and patted his head, "What are you looking at?"

"Master, look at that dog. It's so ugly. It's ugly to a certain extent, but now it looks very ugly." Lin Chu pointed to the baby face and the white dog who were already in the garden next door. He waved vigorously at them.

Ji Shuyang looked in the direction of his finger and explained: "That's an English bulldog. Li Xin's white English bulldog is not ugly. There are other colors of English bulldogs. You can check them online. , maybe you will feel uglier."

Lin Chuyi smiled. If I had such a dog, I would be very happy to see his appearance every day. Suddenly, I remembered something. I always felt that the name "Li Xin" was slightly familiar. I suddenly remembered that this is what Sang Xia said. Are you convulsive?

"Master, do you know Li Xin too? I often hear Xiao Xia mentioning him." Lin Chuyi turned to look at Ji Shuyang and nodded to Li Xin and the others, and then saw them walking into the villa.

"Well, we have a very good relationship with Xiaoxia and the others. We had dinner together. Let's go and sit on the side." Ji Shuyang took his shoulders and returned to the bench to sit down. "How do you feel today? Are you feeling better? Let Chen Kai check it for you in the afternoon."

"It's all right now. There are a lot of upgrade procedures this time, and it probably won't be able to load at once." Lin Chuyi put the book aside, glanced at the villa next door again, and suddenly remembered that Ji Shuyang's home was too deserted, and he was alone during the day If you are at home, it would be nice to keep a pet dog, and you can also pass the time and take it out for a walk.

"Master, do you like dogs?" Lin Chuyi asked tentatively.

Ji Shuyang smiled and pinched his face. This guy is thinking about something else emotionally. When he sees a dog, the program in his brain fluctuates immediately, and the rhythm of receiving new information jokes: "If I say I don't like it Woolen cloth?"

Lin Chuyi smiled, with a flattering face: "Every time the master says this, the meaning is the opposite. Master, I am bored at home by myself. How about we raise a dog? Buy a dog house , let it live in the garden."

"You can't even take care of yourself, and you still want to raise a dog? Let's discuss this issue after your program has evolved."

"Then we have a cat?"

"Is there a difference?" Ji Shuyang patted his head lightly, changing the soup but not the medicine, just trying to confuse him like this?

Lin Chuyi lowered her head and pondered for a moment, then looked at the smiling Ji Shuyang with a tangled face: "Then I go to work to make money?"

Where did these weird thoughts of robots come from?Could it be that it has evolved too much?Ji Shuyang sighed helplessly.I always feel that as the robot becomes more intelligent, it will become more difficult to figure out. A while ago, it looked like it was bound to go to school. The day before yesterday, it was still paying attention to singing and almighty gambling king. Now it has to raise a dog and work part-time.

"Xiaoji!" Ji Shuyang patted his head, "You don't have to worry about food and clothing, and you don't need to make money."

"I will buy stationery and textbooks after I go to school. Even if the Ph.D. will help me pay for my tuition, I still need a lot of money. I will buy a dog in the future."

cough cough...

Ji Shuyang felt that he would no longer be able to communicate with this robot. Just now he was glad that he forgot about going to school. In fact, this guy kept it in his mind, thinking whether to let Xu Chenkai tamper with the robot's memory bank, so that His memory is not that strong.

Lin Chuyi looked at Ji Shuyang's unpredictable expression suspiciously. He was telling the truth, and he didn't want to owe Ji Shuyang all the time. Raising a dog was just an idea in his heart, and Ji Shuyang didn't have to buy it for him.After going to school in the future, even if you don’t need food and clothing, you will still need a lot of phone bills. If you can go out to work now to earn some money, then you can buy as much as you want.

"Master, does your company need temporary workers? Shall I go to work for you? When the summer vacation comes, I will go to the third year of high school and go to university in the future. How about it?"

"I'll buy you a dog. You keep a dog at home, what kind of dog do you want?" Ji Shuyang said helplessly.

Inexplicably, he feels that this robot has today's intelligence, all of which are spoiled by him, and he can't refuse any request from the robot, and of course he can't eliminate the pride in his heart.His little Ji is a robot, this is a fact that no one can imagine, but even so, things like working and going to school are out of the question.

Lin Chuyi knew that Ji Shuyang would not let go. It seems that he is not smart enough, so Ji Shuyang is not worried about him going out, so he can only compromise temporarily: "Okay, but I will make money to buy one in the future." Dog, the master doesn’t need to buy it for me.”

"Well, we'll talk about it later." Ji Shuyang didn't mind raising a dog. He was afraid that the robot would focus on one thing and then neglect other things. Let's talk about it when the robot is smarter.

Near noon, Lin Chuyi went to the kitchen to prepare lunch for Ji Shuyang. Ji Shuyang was helping him on the sidelines, seeing his jerky movements, and asked curiously: "Master, didn't you know how to cook by yourself before? Then you what to eat?"

Ji Shuyang chuckled: "Xiaoji forgot, there are many restaurants outside, you can order takeaway, or go out to eat."

Lin Chuyi nodded. A single man like Ji Shuyang seldom cooks by himself. After thinking about it, he thought of another interesting topic: "Why didn't the master find a girlfriend to take care of you? Or a man?" friend?"

It stands to reason that Ji Shuyang is not young anymore, not short of money, and handsome, but he is still single. Even if he likes the same sex, with Ji Shuyang's conditions, it is easy to find a partner, otherwise he will not be able to turn In order to tease him, Xu Chenkai created this robot that was comparable to an "inflatable doll".

The movements of Ji Shuyang's hands paused slightly, and he stared at the innocent robot with dumbfounded laughter. So many new programs were generated this time, one of which included gossip?And prying into the owner's privacy?

"Could it be that master, do you have a shameful quirk? That's why you can't find a girlfriend or a boyfriend?" Lin Chuyi showed a look of horror and shock, and immediately got Ji Shuyang's heavy slap on the head, and turned her back to secretly laughing.

"Hurry up and take out the food, don't talk nonsense."

Lin Chuyi brought the dinner plate to the living room with great interest, and then put the food on the dining table. He turned his head to watch Ji Shuyang come out after washing his hands, imitating the waiters in the restaurant, and bent down to make a "please dine" gesture: "Master, please enjoy slowly!"

"You bastard, you're getting more and more naughty!" Ji Shuyang rubbed his head vigorously.

Lin Chuyi was overwhelmed with emotion, threw the plate to the other side of the dining table, dragged a chair to sit next to Ji Shuyang, and stared at Ji Shuyang with her chin in her hand: "Master, did you look for a boyfriend before? Girlfriend? What about the future? "

Ji Shuyang glanced at him, picked up vegetables and ate in silence, intending to ignore the robot whose program was not quite right, and then sighed when he saw the robot's brows getting tighter and tighter: "You care so much about the master's private life? Introduce one to the master? How about you become the master's daughter-in-law?"

"Ah?" Lin Chuyi touched his face subconsciously. It's okay, the robot won't blush, otherwise it would be embarrassing, so he quickly picked up a small plate and filled it with soup for Ji Shuyang, "Master, this soup has just been boiled." Come out, drink while it’s hot, smell it, it’s delicious!”

Hearing Ji Shuyang's teasing laughter, Lin Chuyi made an awkward gesture of smelling the soup, brought the dish to the tip of his nose, lowered his head to smell it, and was slightly taken aback.

Today's soup is particularly fragrant. The robot has a certain sense of smell, but it is very mechanical, not as real as today. It seems that its actions are no longer controlled by the brain, and it can't help sticking out the tip of its tongue to lick it.

"Xiaoji!"