Robots are idiots

The weekend amusement park was crowded with people, and there were long queues for many game items. Lin Chuyi looked up at the screaming roller coaster, and her heart was lifted. The thriller I just watched not long ago, Involuntarily, it came to mind, the arms twitched tightly, and the horror scenes were quickly thrown out of the mind.

He raised his mobile phone and took a few photos of the roller coaster. Hearing Sang Xia's greeting from behind, Lin Chuyi walked over quickly, pulled out a chair and sat down, looking around the people coming and going, What you feel in the paradise is the exciting and lively atmosphere.

"Where's Qiqi and Xiaoxiao?" Lin Chuyi searched for a long time but couldn't find Ning Qi and Mu Xiao.

"I'm playing free fall. I can't bear the strong weightlessness of free fall. I'm about to suffocate. Please let me go." Sang Xia pointed to the free fall not far away, holding a large cup of cold drink and sighing comfortably. Take a breath.

"It's a pity that Xiaoji can't play so many games. It's rare to come out to relax but can't play, but it's also very exciting to sit here and watch others play. After they have played free fall, let's play bumper cars."

Lin Chuyi turned to look at Ji Shuyang beside him. He has played several small games up to now, such as water games such as rapids and big boat surfing, which were all banned by Ji Shuyang on the grounds of poor health. Well, if he is really in poor health, he won't be able to play most of the games here.

"It's their turn." Sang Xia dropped the drink cup, picked up the bill and rushed over.

Lin Chuyi looked at the enthusiastic Sangxia. Sangxia was right, even if he couldn't play, it would be very exciting just to look at it. Such a high free fall, at least 60 meters, he really didn't have the courage to sit on it.

When the free fall started, the crowd screamed, Lin Chuyi chuckled, raised his phone and quickly took a few photos, opened Weibo to edit, since he opened Weibo last night, he has not posted What about Weibo?

"What's wrong?" Ji Shuyang turned his head to see the robot frowning, and leaned over to look at the screen of his mobile phone. When he saw the opened Weibo interface, he shook his head, very helpless. The robot evolved from a game scum to a Weibo control.

"Master, do you think I want Master Ai Tetu? My friends and I came to the amusement park, and I want to share it with Master Shutu, and then show Master Shutu the photos of our play. Will Master Shutu see it? " Lin Chuyi asked curiously.

In the past, he would not have dared to expect extravagant expectations, but now it is different, Sang Xia and Ji Shuyang are intermingled between him and the God of Shutu.

Since Master Shutu is willing to make fans of him, it means that Master Shutu must know that he is a friend of Ji Shuyang and Sang Xia. After receiving his Aite, maybe Master Shutu will read his Weibo.

Ji Shuyang picked up the drink cup on the table and took a sip, then put it back on the table, and said slowly: "Xiaoji, there are a lot of fans of Shutu, and there are countless people in Ai Specialtu every day, but I told you, Shutu will not receive any notifications, and I can't guarantee that Shutu will read fans' messages."

Seeing the robot's immediately collapsed face, Ji Shuyang continued: "But you and Shutu have already paid attention to each other, as long as you love Tutu, or leave a message and send a private message to Shutu, Shutu will receive it, Xiaoji, don't worry about it." , just try."

Lin Chuyi stared at Ji Shuyang's face carefully.

"What's wrong?" Ji Shuyang asked slightly puzzled.

"Master, why is Master Shutu so familiar? Have you guys secretly contacted him in private? Since Master Shutu is willing to pay attention to me, don't you mind meeting with me? I'll treat Master Shutu to dinner." Lin Chuyi frowned. Thoughtful, every time Ji Shuyang talked about the Great God Shutu, he talked with eloquence, as if he knew the Great God Shutu very well.

"Could it be that the master is also a fan of Shutu Great God?" Lin Chuyi squinted.

Cough!

Ji Shuyang glanced away in a concealed manner, pretending to be calm and looking at Mu Xiao and the others who had come down from the free fall. The robot shouldn't doubt him, right?

"Master..." Lin Chuyi wanted to say something, but was interrupted by Ning Qi who rushed over.

"What are we going to play next game?" Ning Qi pulled out a chair and sat on it, patted his chest in shock, unpacked a glass of unopened cold drink, sucked it, and exhaled, "It's so exciting, my heart hurts." I'm about to jump out, sitting next to Xiaoxiao, I'm about to be strangled to death by Xiaoxiao."

Mu Xiao slapped him on the head unceremoniously: "Is it the opposite? I have all the evidence you left on my wrist."

Ning Qi grinned, pretending to be drinking, pretending to be a "wicked person" to sue first.

Lin Chuyi picked up the phone and took a picture of Mu Xiao's wrist: "Xiao Xiao, I will save the evidence for you and post it on Weibo later."

"Xiaoji, you traitor." Ning Qi grinned, getting up to grab the phone.

Jin Yihang on the side grabbed him quickly: "Don't make a fuss, sit down, go eat first, it's getting late."

Lin Chuyi's heart skipped a beat, and she looked down at the time on the phone screen. It was 12 o'clock at noon, and there was a restaurant in the playground. Everyone had planned to settle in the playground at noon and continue playing in the afternoon.

"Xiaoji, what's the matter? Let's go to the restaurant for dinner." Sang Xia walked a few steps with the big team, and turned around to see Lin Chuyi still sitting on a chair in a daze, and Ji Shuyang was standing beside him, "Could it be that Xiaoji is still there?" Can't eat?"

Ji Shuyang put one hand on Lin Chuyi's shoulder, and obviously felt the slight tremor of the body under his hand, and a faint heartache suddenly rose in his heart.

In the past, robots were cold and emotionless. Robots with emotions have long known that they are different from humans. They will never be able to have a human life, and robots will be sad.

"Xiao Xia, some things are inconvenient to say now, I will tell you later." Ji Shuyang put his hands on the shoulders of the robot, "Go to dinner with everyone, I will take Xiaoji around, and call after eating."

Sang Xia looked suspiciously at Lin Chuyi who was bowing her head, then nodded with a smile: "Okay then, do you need me to bring something to eat?"

"No, I'll eat whatever I want."

Until Sangxia walked away step by step, Lin Chuyi looked up at Ji Shuyang, and put his hand on the back of Ji Shuyang's hand that was pressing on his shoulder: "Master, let the doctor install a digestive system for me, so I can I can eat."

Ji Shuyang chuckled. He thought he had been hit and wanted to comfort him, but the robot left him at a loss for words.

Pulling him up from the chair, he took a few steps forward: "I'm sorry, Xiaoji, I don't think Chen Kai has such a great ability. After installing the digestive system and excretion function, your whole body needs to be remodeled. "

"If I can't eat, the master will be very troublesome." Lin Chuyi knew that this request was far-fetched, but if it continued like this, besides letting Xu Chenkai create a digestive system, the only way left was to confess to Sang Xia, "Master, don't you Are you hungry? Let’s eat something.”

"Ah."

After wandering around and admiring the scenery, Ji Shuyang went into a restaurant and bought a set meal, and took Lin Chuyi to board a small boat. Each small boat can only accommodate four people, and float around the entire playground for a week. It takes half an hour.

The boat floated swayingly, and a refreshing coolness permeated in. It was very pleasant. Lin Chuyi lay on the fence, squinting her eyes comfortably, and the screams and cheers never stopped, but a little Neither was annoying.

If it can keep floating like this, it will fall asleep soon, but I don’t know if the robot’s body will get wet, rusty and short-circuited, it’s not fun, Lin Chuyi entertained himself.

After the boat had been floating for a week, Ji Shuyang had just pulled him off the boat when the cell phone in his pocket rang. Sang Xia and the others had already finished their lunch and were waiting for them in the original open-air rest area.

In the afternoon, a group of people played all the games they hadn't played before. Seeing that it was still early, Ning Qi suggested to visit the haunted house again.

Lin Chuyi suddenly lost his mind. Although strictly speaking, he himself is a "ghost" possessed by the robot, but unfortunately he is most afraid of these things. Looking at the happy Mu Xiao and Ning Qi, he felt that the whole person It's all Sparta.

"Xiaoji, don't you want to go?" Ji Shuyang looked at the hiding robot with a smile, rubbed his chin and thought, is it possible that robots are afraid of ghosts?The suspense novels he wrote are full of horror and excitement. Robots usually read these books with relish, and I have never seen him so scared.

"I'll stay with Xiaoji, you guys go in." Sang Xia suddenly stood up and said, smiling and nodding to the surprised Lin Chuyi, "Shuyang, you go in and play, I'm also afraid of ghosts."

Mu Xiao on the side raised his forehead. If this guy was afraid of ghosts, there would be no brave people in the world. The person who is most keen on all kinds of horror, blood, violence, and perverted European and American thrillers is none other than Sang Xia.

Looking at Sang Xia's appearance, it seems that she has something to say to Lin Chuyi. Lin Chuyi is obviously not as simple as being in poor health. From the first time they met, she felt that Lin Chuyi was weird. Mu Xiao didn't know how to describe it. This feeling, although it got better in the later stage, I just feel that the existence of Lin Chuyi is very inconsistent.

Of course, it didn't mean that Lin Chuyi shouldn't have entered their circle of friends, but that Lin Chuyi's appearance was very sudden, like a person who appeared out of nowhere, who had never existed in this world before.

Suddenly thinking of Chang You, Mu Xiao's heart tightened. Could it be that Lin Chuyi also existed like Chang You?

Ji Shuyang knew what Sang Xia was thinking, so he didn't say much, and followed everyone into the haunted house. He believed that the robot could handle this matter. Since Shao Chenmu didn't hide Chang You's identity, he didn't need to continue to hide the robot. , Sometimes one more person who knows is equal to one more protection.

Sangxia pulled Lin Chuyi to sit on the stone outside the haunted house. On the field in front of the haunted house, a group of people dressed as savages were dancing. They looked very funny. Lin Chuyi wanted to laugh when she saw it. Suddenly, an exquisite illustration book appeared in sight.

"Xiaoji, last time you said that you wanted Master Shutu to write a sentence for you. This is a gift from Master Shutu." Sangxia smiled and stuffed the illustration book into his arms. The illustrations drawn by the artist who gave birth to nine sons to Master Shutu were just out of interest at the beginning, and the team of Master Shutu specially made this album in order to thank the fans."

Lin Chuyi opened the picture album in surprise, there was a paragraph written on the blank of the first page, signed by a familiar signature, he was so shocked that he couldn't speak after flipping through a few pages, this club of Sangxia is really too powerful.

The catalog of the picture album is classified according to the titles of the Great God Shutu. Lin Chuyi is already very familiar with the books of the Great God Shutu. Watching this scene is more immersive than imagined.

I roughly flipped through a few pages, and there was a cute Q version. When I saw the artist of the Q version, Lin Chuyi was shocked again. It turned out to be "Shuang Jiang" Ning Qi, who usually seems to be the most pretentious and unreliable Guys, there is such a powerful side.

"The work team of Master Shutu collected these pictures, made them into a picture album, opened the forwarding lottery mode on Weibo, randomly selected some fans, and gave them together with the book of Master Shutu." Seeing Lin Chuyi's confused face, Sangxia said, Explaining for him, Ji Shuyang is quite attentive.

"So that's how it is." Lin Chuyi didn't know about this album. He didn't even have a chance to go online, and he didn't even know about the Weibo lottery. Even if he knew, he might not be able to draw him. "Xiao Xia, thank you, I will go to Weibo to personally thank God Shutu."

Sang Xia nodded and stared at Lin Chuyi's exquisite smile. She clearly behaved well. For some reason, she, like Mu Xiao, saw a sense of disobedience in Lin Chuyi, especially Ji Shuyi. When Yang is here.

Lin Chuyi was very natural when he was with them, but as soon as Ji Shuyang appeared, he became different. She couldn't tell the details, but she had talked with Mu Xiao in private many times.

They thought it was because Lin Chuyi respected Ji Shuyang, an elder, so he would be very restrained. It is normal for younger generations to respect elders, but Lin Chuyi gave them more than just that feeling.

Especially when Ning Qi fed him a piece of dragon fruit, it actually caused Lin Chuyi to lose consciousness. It looks very healthy.

What they doubted the most was that when Lin Chuyi was with them, he never ate or drank. What kind of disease needs to avoid eating to such an extent?Sang Xia couldn't figure it out after thinking about it.

"Xiaoji..." Sangxia hesitated again and again, and asked tentatively. Ji Shuyang is a smart person. Since he acquiesced to the request left by her and Lin Chuyi, he definitely doesn't mind her asking a few more questions, "Xiaoji, I I want to ask, what's wrong with you? I know a very powerful and authoritative doctor, his name is Cheng Zhe, they all know each other, I can introduce him to you."

Lin Chuyi turned her head to look at Sang Xia's serious expression, and shook her head slightly: "I have a doctor..."

"Xiaoji, Dr. Xu Chenkai is an inventor, not a doctor, and he doesn't know how to see a doctor. Could it be that Xu Chenkai gave you a physical examination last time you were in a coma?" She was thinking about something, she looked innocent on the surface, and she didn't seem to be anxious about IQ, but it was so strange that it drove her crazy.

"I can't see a doctor." Lin Chuyi clenched the book on her lap, looked at Sang Xia with an incredulous expression, and said with determination, "I can't eat, Xiao Xia, I'm a robot made by a doctor."

"Wipe, it hurts!" Sangxia frowned, let go of the hand that twisted her arm, rubbed it, and then reached out to hold Lin Chuyi's hand, pinching it again and again, "It's very soft, not hard at all, little girl Ji, are you sure you're not joking?"

In order to avoid attracting the attention of passers-by, Lin Chuyi gently withdrew her hand and looked at Sangxia seriously: "I am really a robot, I am a robot given to the master by the doctor, so I don't need to eat."

"Master, master...it hurts, I bit my tongue." Sang Xia covered her mouth exaggeratedly, and frowned delicately.

A flash of inspiration flashed in her mind, and she remembered the first time she saw Lin Chuyi. She remembered that the day Lin Chuyi came over, Ji Shuyang had been on the phone non-stop. Looking back now, everything made sense.

Fuck, let a robot go out to deliver documents alone, no one can rest assured, okay?Ji Shuyang is so bold.

"Modan, it's amazing. I know why you're called Xiaoji. This name fits Xu Chenkai's perverted style too much. Xiaoji, Xiaoji. In fact, this name has been telling us the truth." Looking at Lin Chuyi with a serious expression, he silently covered his face, and his mood suddenly changed. This robot is so cute.

"Well, yes, Dr. Pervert's brain circuit is different from that of ordinary people. Lin Chuyi still sounds nice. Xiaoxia, I'm a robot, will you still like me?" Lin Chuyi carefully stared at Sang Xia's expression. From just now, Sang Xia Xia just behaved a little convulsively, it didn't seem like he hated him.

Sang Xia held his hand excitedly, and said sincerely: "I like you, Xiaoji, we will love you even more and love you, cute robot, come to sister's bowl quickly."

Lin Chuyi's face was full of black lines, and Sang Xia was completely abnormal. This Sang Xia looked exactly the same as the crazy people in the group, but the big stone accumulated in his heart was dropped, and he didn't have to worry about not being able to get along with them normally in the future.

Feeling relieved, Lin Chuyi lowered her head and flipped through the picture album in her hand, staring at the autograph of Great God Shutu. If she could live like this for the rest of her life, the secret of rebirth would no longer be so important.

He's just a robot!