Robots are idiots

Back home, Lin Chuyi went to the kitchen to make tea for Ji Shuyang and others. Just as she walked into the kitchen, she heard footsteps following closely behind her. Looking back, it was indeed Sang Xia. Xia followed him all the time, showing a clear and surprised expression from time to time.

"Xiao Xia, why don't you go to the living room to rest? I'll make tea and fruit bowls for you, and it will be ready soon." Lin Chuyi opened the cabinet, took out her apron and put it on, took out the teacups and trays and put them on the bar counter .

Sang Xia sat on the high chair by the bar, rested her chin on her hands and looked at the robot's movements of making tea, sighing silently, this robot is so smart, she still can't believe that Lin Chuyi is just a robot.

"Xiaoji, I'll bring out the tea for you, and I'll come in and help you make a fruit plate and dinner." Sangxia jumped off the high chair, picked up the tray first, cast a glance at Lin Chuyi, and walked out of the kitchen happily.

Lin Chuyi stared at Sang Xia's back, pursed her lips, and took out the fruit in the cupboard to wash without saying a word.

He was very happy that everyone could accept him, but Sang Xia seemed to be overly excited, but it was understandable if he thought about it carefully, if there was a robot like a human being around him, he would definitely find it amazing.

"Xiaoji, if you wash the fruit like this, won't water leak? What if there is a short circuit or rust?"

"Ah?" Lin Chuyi was taken aback for a moment, then turned her head to see Mu Xiao looking at him curiously, and shook her head with a smile, "Because when the doctor created me, his goal was to be a household robot, and his usual task was to take care of the owner. Daily life, cooking and cleaning are the most basic tasks.”

"That's it..." Mu Xiao nodded thoughtfully, looking at the smooth-moving robot, still finding it incredible. The quiet and well-behaved brother in his mind turned into a robot in a blink of an eye, and his three views were completely refreshed, "I Come help me."

"Okay." Lin Chuyi pushed the fruit plate in front of Mu Xiao, and continued to wash the fruit in the sink, "It's okay to wash your face, hands and feet, and it's not a big problem to wipe your body. If you take a shower, you can't do it." Well, after all, my body is made up of mechanical parts and programs, so I dare not go out on rainy days."

"It's better to be careful, the body of a robot can't withstand tossing." Mu Xiao comforted, all the disharmony in the past has been interpreted now, Lin Chuyi is a robot, no wonder some things feel inappropriate, "Xu Chenkai is an amazing person inventor, I thought robots with a human appearance existed only in fantasy."

"Don't let outsiders know that I'm a robot." Lin Chuyi said, frowning.

"Then why tell us?"

"You are very trusted friends of the master, and I also think you are very good." After washing the last apple, Lin Chuyi drained the dirty water, picked up the fruit plate on the counter and said, "Xiao Xiao, let's go to the bar Sit up."

It was much faster for the two of them to make the fruit plate. After the fruit plate was finished and Mu Xiaoduan was asked to go out, Lin Chuyi began to prepare today's dinner. It was rare that so many people came to the house, which made him busy.

Fortunately, Mu Xiao came back to help him again. I heard that Mu Xiao's cooking skills are very good, and he can make all kinds of snacks. If it wasn't for him not being able to eat, I would really like to try Mu Xiao's handicraft.

"Xiaoji, I heard from Xiaoxia that you want to go to school. Is there no problem?" Mu Xiao put the cooked dishes on the bar and put them on the bar, and she can take them to the restaurant to prepare dinner later, watching Lin Chuyi busy suddenly felt distressed.

The world of robots is full of helplessness. He takes care of all the daily life of human beings. He works hard every day, but he can't taste the fruits of his busy work. He can only watch human beings taste the food he makes, but he can't taste the taste.

"What's the matter?" Lin Chuyi put down the plate in his hand, and saw that Mu Xiao was in a daze, with complicated eyes, and asked suspiciously, "Are you tired from playing today? Why don't you go to the living room to rest, and I'll cook .”

"No, just thinking about something." Mu Xiao withdrew her thoughts, shook her head with a smile, and secretly decided in her heart that she must take good care of the robot in the future. It is not easy for humans to make a robot, and such an intelligent robot is even more precious.

"The master and the doctor won't let me go to school." Lin Chuyi said regretfully, "I know they are worried about me, Xiao Xiao, if I don't tell the truth, will you think that I am a robot?"

Mu Xiao quickly shook his head, Lin Chuyi and Chang You were in exactly the same situation, if they didn't tell the truth to each other, how could he suspect that Lin Chuyi was a robot?Is Chang You a man with pearls?Ten more heads would not have such a rich imagination for him.

Putting the robot and the beaded shark together, maybe we can have an in-depth communication and become close friends!

"That's right, they have no reason to object to my going to class." Lin Chuyi is full of confidence, "I will talk to the master next time. As for Doctor Wei, as long as the master agrees, the doctor's opinion will not be considered at all. scope."

Pfft, Mu Xiao burst out laughing, looked at the robot's vivid expression, silently mourned for Xu Chenkai for three seconds, Xu Chenkai's convulsions could not even be tolerated by the robot, such a situation is very funny, Xu Chenkai has gone through untold hardships to build an intelligent robot , but was despised by robots.

"Xiaoji, if Ji Shuyang bullies you, you can come to my house, and I will take good care of you..."

"Mrs. Lu, is it really okay for you to pry into the corner of your good friend like this? Is it too immoral?" Sang Xia heard Mu Xiao's bold words as soon as she walked into the kitchen, and looked back at Ji Shuyang who was relaxing on the sofa. Look at intelligent robots.

Damn, she wants to pry the corner of the wall too!

"No, the master is very kind to me." Lin Chuyi smiled softly, and handed the plate to Sang Xia, "Xiao Xia, the dishes are almost done, you can go to the restaurant first and invite everyone to eat, it will be cold later. "

"What should I do? I'm liking Xiaoji more and more, Xiaoji, hurry up and go home with my sister." Sangxia hugged the dinner plate with a face full of intoxication, "It's just... I don't know why every time I hear Xiaoji call master, I just want to go home." Wolf blood boiling? Emma, ​​she is so cute that her face is covered with blood."

Lin Chuyi smiled noncommittally. When she saw Sang Xia for the first time, she was beautiful and temperamental. This was the image of Sang Xia in front of outsiders, which always attracted everyone's attention.

But after getting acquainted with her, Sang Xia is simply a woman who jumps up and down and doesn't know what security is, but she is still likable, real and unpretentious.

"By the way, I heard you guys talking about going to school just now, where does Xiaoji want to go to school?" Sangxia put the prepared dishes on the dinner plate.

"The master said that my grades are very good, and it is no problem to take the entrance exam for No. [-] Senior High School. I want to try it. Robots can also go to school. In the future, I will go to work to earn money. As long as I don't tell, no one will know that I am a robot." .”

This is the truth, Sangxia admitted, but: "You are a robot who can't worry about food and clothing, why do you make money? Your master can afford such a luxurious villa, and it is more than enough to raise 100 robots."

"No, that's the owner's money. I want to earn my own money to buy a dog." Lin Chuyi was determined, but of course this was an excuse.

"Emma, ​​I'm withdrawing. If I stay any longer, the blood will be spattered three feet. The debt is low. You keep working hard. Oh, by the way, Mr. Jin used to be a teacher there. You can ask Mr. Jin to help." Touching his nose, he rushed out of the kitchen with a plate in his hand, and greeted loudly, "Dinner is ready, let's meet at the restaurant."

After a lively and sumptuous dinner, a group of people went to sit in the garden to drink tea and chat. After drinking a few sips of tea, Sang Xia seemed to remember something, got up and ran out of the garden, and ran to the next door to get Shao Chenmu and Chang You Here it is.

Lin Chuyi watched Shao Chenmu carefully help Chang You onto the chair, and stared at the pregnant Chang You in surprise. He looked like a Spartan. Did he read it wrong?No matter how beautiful and juicy Chang You looks, he is still a man no matter how you look at it?But what happened to his stomach?

Well, everyone is very calm, and obviously they are used to the strangeness. Sang Xia loves to touch Chang You's belly, talking to the baby in her belly.

Lin Chuyi swallowed back the doubts that came to his lips, and after everyone had left, he asked Ji Shuyang again.

The lively atmosphere didn't dissipate until ten o'clock in the evening. Lin Chuyi accompanied Ji Shuyang to send them out. Although he couldn't eat, he liked the lively atmosphere.

The feelings that I didn't dare to expect before, once obtained, become very precious. In such a life, what can be done as a robot?

"Xiaoji, I'm at home alone during the day. If you're free, welcome to come and play." Shao Chenmu and Chang You were the last to leave, and Chang You stood at the door and said to Lin Chuyi.

Lin Chuyi nodded quickly. When we went together in 1987, Sang Xia said that Chang You's voice was very pleasant. Today, I heard it with my own ears. It really sounds like a mermaid's voice, the voice of nature, and sighed: "Okay , You pay attention to your body and take a good rest."

"Well, see you next time." Chang You waved to him, and was supported by Shao Chenmu back to his villa.

"Go in." Ji Shuyang pulled the robot into the garden, locked the iron gate, and pulled him into the villa. Seeing the robot bowed his head in thought, he squeezed his face funnyly, "What are you thinking?" ?”

"Master, I think the system installed by the doctor is not perfect, Xiaoyou is a boy, right?"

Ji Shuyang chuckled and stroked his back. Thanks to this robot, it is not easy to hold back the question until now. Maybe after getting the answer, the robot will feel that the system is not perfect: "Xiaoyou is a mermaid, not a human being."

Lin Chuyi was in a bad mood again, the program in her head couldn't be turned for a while, and it took a long time to regain her composure, and comforted herself by saying that it was not unusual, he was a robot, Chang You was a mermaid, they were not human, they were all the same.

"Can I let him change his tail next time for me to see?" It took a long time to utter a very silly sentence, and as soon as the words fell, Lin Chuyi wanted to burst into tears.

Ji Shuyang didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "He's pregnant now, don't torment him, be careful that Shao Chenmu throws you out."

Lin Chuyi suddenly clapped her fists: "No wonder Xiaoyou's Weibo is called Hanzhuyuren. It turns out that he is really a mermaid. The wife of the God of Return at Sunset is a mermaid. What do you think the wife of the God of Different Ways will be?"

"What logic?" Ji Shuyang slapped him on the head, laughing out loud.

"You can't just be joking?" Lin Chuyi retorted with staring eyes.

"Okay, you can consider becoming the wife of Master Shutu. God's wife is a robot, what do you think?" Ji Shuyang joked.

Lin Chuyi suddenly felt that her cheeks were a little hot, and she turned around and ran towards the stairs: "Don't mess with you, I'll post photos on Weibo."

Ji Shuyang's malicious laughter came from behind, and Lin Chuyi rubbed his cheeks annoyedly, he was the one who started it, but in the end he was molested by Ji Shuyang, Chang You is a precious mermaid, who can turn into a human at ordinary times It's no problem to be Shao Chenmu's wife, and Chang You also gave birth to offspring.

He is a robot, with a lot of mechanical parts in his body, and a chip implanted in his brain. If he meets Shutu in the future, it would be great if he doesn't dislike him for not being human. Gotta be a little big!

Stop, stop, Lin Chuyi suddenly trembled with fear, could it be that his thoughts have changed after getting along with Ji Shuyang and his group for a long time?It's true that he is a robot, but his gender is male. It can be confirmed that Master Shutu's gender is male. It is unreasonable for him to think of being another man's wife.

Lin Chuyi calmed down because Ji Shuyang's joke went too far, causing him to be misled. Waiting for the computer to turn on, he turned his head and looked at the door of the study. He didn't see Ji Shuyang coming in, and walked out of the study suspiciously.

The light in Ji Shuyang's room was on. Lin Chuyi walked in and saw Ji Shuyang holding pajamas in his hand: "Master, are you going to take a bath? Are you not doing business today?"

"Well, it's late today, go to bed early."

"Okay." Lin Chuyi exited the room, gently closed the door for Ji Shuyang, and went back to the study to surf the Internet. He just wanted to post the photos on Weibo, and then personally say thank you to God Shutu.

The number of fans on Weibo still hasn't increased, and all the extra zombie fans have been removed by Ji Shuyang. Sang Xia and the others were asked by Ji Shuyang, and they didn't specifically tweet him on Weibo. He understood what Ji Shuyang meant. , that is a kind of protection for him.

Just looking at other people's Weibo fans, Lin Chuyi knew that they were living in right and wrong. If there was another him suddenly, and the people who followed each other were all great gods, he would definitely get the attention and curiosity of others. Not that he could handle it.

In fact, it doesn't matter, besides wanting to see hot topics and masters of different ways, he started a Weibo to entertain himself.I selected a few photos with faces that I couldn't see clearly, edited a paragraph and sent it out.

Then he clicked on the private chat of Master Shutu. Lin Chuyi was a little excited. He made a few typos in a short sentence. He took a deep breath and remained calm. He finally typed out what he wanted to say, checked it several times, and pressed the button Press the car key, the sending is successful.

There was a reminder that I had received several comments on Weibo, and I knew it was Sangxia and the others without thinking. Lin Chuyi smiled after reading the comments, and replied to them, a group of people teased each other under Weibo.

It wasn't until Ji Shuyang came to urge him to turn off the computer and go to sleep that Lin Chuyi left the study obediently. Before leaving, he didn't forget to pick up the picture book on the table. He played all day today and continued to be busy when he came back. He didn't have time to appreciate it A gift from the Great God.