Robots are idiots

When Ji Shuyang woke up, he felt the warmth around him. He opened his eyes and found that the robot beside him was still asleep. He stared at the peaceful sleeping face of the robot. It was rare that the robot woke up later than him.

Reaching out to touch the warm and smooth face of the robot, even after looking at the face thousands of times, I still find it incredible that such a delicate and real face, who can talk, laugh and do things, is just a robot.

As if sensing the discomfort on his face, the robot moved its body, turned over slightly, and lay on its back, but there was no sign of waking up, its breathing was steady, and its face was calm.

Ji Shuyang smiled lightly, and stopped tossing the robot. He rested one hand on the back of his head, imitating the robot to lie on his back, and touched the phone with the other hand. It was 8 o'clock in the morning. It was not too late, but if it was as usual, the robot had overslept again up.

I don't want to get up comfortably, remembering that Sang Xia mysteriously told him that the robot said that he would go to Weibo to personally thank "Shutu God" for the picture album presented by Shutu God, and that the robot hid in the study before going to bed last night to surf the Internet. Probably for this reason.

After logging into Weibo, he received a private message. Looking at the name "It's the original intention, not the fifteenth", Ji Shuyang unconsciously curled his lips into a chuckle.

A private letter with enough words, after reading it all the way, he could feel the cautiousness and excitement of the robot when typing this paragraph, no wonder Sang Xia felt that the robot was so cute that blood splattered three feet, this guy is really cute.

Ji Shuyang replied to the private message, put the phone back on the bedside table with a chuckle, turned to look at the robot, raised the quilt, leaned sideways, and gently embraced the robot's body.

Suddenly remembered that he still owed the robot another gift. The robot was obsessed with the matter of him sealing the pen. Sometimes he also felt very strange. What made the robot like him so much? Is it really just Xu Chenkai who installed it in the robot's brain? The "brain powder" program?

Every time I look at the shining eyes of the robot when it mentions "different ways", it is completely admiration and love from the bottom of my heart. I just think about it, although the robot already has its own emotions, it cannot escape the original program after all. Guidance and control.

Ji Shuyang felt the robot around him turn over again, obediently lay sideways in his arms, opened his eyes, the face of the robot was close at hand, he couldn't help imagining what the robot would look like when he saw the short story, a little Looking forward to it, I decided to sort out the content later and send the short story to the robot.

When Lin Chuyi woke up, Ji Shuyang was no longer around her. She rubbed her blurry eyes, sat up in a daze, scratched her head in frustration, threw off the quilt and jumped out of the bed, and ran out of the room before changing clothes .

In the hall downstairs, Ji Shuyang was sitting on the sofa reading a newspaper, when he heard the sound of hurried footsteps on the stairs, he raised his head, and saw that the robot was rushing downstairs, and asked suspiciously: "Xiaoji, what's the matter?" ?”

"Sorry, master, I overslept. Have you had breakfast? I'll make you breakfast." Lin Chuyi frowned slightly. Obviously nothing strange happened last night, but she still overslept today. The sun is shining brightly outside, one can imagine how late it is.

Ji Shuyang stretched out his hand and pulled the robot onto the sofa, touched his head and comforted him: "Don't worry, I've already eaten, today is the weekend, take a proper rest, did you play too excitedly yesterday? Received so much New things, the program can't adapt for a while?"

Lin Chuyi was taken aback for a moment, he hadn't thought of this level, but now that he thought about it, what Ji Shuyang said made sense.

I concentrated on searching the program and the memory bank, and sure enough, as Ji Shuyang said, there is a lot of new knowledge in the memory bank, probably because I went to the amusement park yesterday, which is also a new contact for robots.

In addition, having already explained the identity of the robot, Lin Chuyi subconsciously felt that she didn't care as much about this identity as before, and she didn't need to hide and be cautious, let alone rack her brains to round out those incongruities.

When the mood is relaxed, I will naturally fall asleep.

"What? So happy all of a sudden?" Ji Shuyang looked at the giggling robot. He was annoyed a moment ago, but now he doesn't know what a person is being silly about. The robot's thinking is always jumping like this.

"Master, I asked Xiao Xiao specially yesterday, if I didn't tell the truth, can you tell that I am a robot?"

"Huh?" Ji Shuyang raised his eyebrows, probably understood the meaning of the robot, and smiled softly, "Xiaoji, when we were chatting last night, Sang Xia talked to me about your going to school, and put you in a place where I can't see Where I went, there was no one I could trust, so I was worried, but..."

"But what?" Lin Chuyi was suddenly ecstatic and asked impatiently.

"As you said, if you don't reveal your identity, no one will know that you are a robot. Besides, you have the right to insist on what you want to do. Since you think going to school is your dream, I respect your choice." Ji Shuyang Seriously.

Xiaoji is a robot, and he is very sensitive to his own identity. He can feel the faint inferiority complex in the heart of the robot. Subconsciously, he will feel that the identity of the robot is not as good as that of a human being, and he cannot live as chicly as a human being. Be more confident.

Lin Chuyi was very happy, and hugged Ji Shuyang's arm excitedly: "Master, please rest assured, I will definitely study hard, and when I return from my studies, I will be your employee to relieve your work pressure."

Ji Shuyang hugged the robot in his arms and rubbed it. Not only did this guy's thoughts become more and more abundant, but he could also make people laugh: "Don't be too happy, before that, you have to accept our test. If you don't If the law is passed smoothly, there will be no need to talk about going to school, and you have to stay at home obediently."

"What test?" Lin Chuyi's whole face was wrinkled together, he was still thinking about how it took so long to solve the matter after so long, it was really just a trap.

Ji Shuyang squeezed his face, and said with a smile: "All your knowledge comes from the memory bank, you have not received formal education, and you have not experienced school life. Everyone thinks that you will be sent to the summer class first to learn how to communicate with strangers. Get along with people. Xiaoji, the classmates in school can’t compare with Xiaoxia and the others, maybe you will encounter many difficulties.”

"Master, I will protect myself and not be bullied." Lin Chuyi understood Ji Shuyang's worry.

But after all, he had 17 years of human life. Although those 17 years were very humble, it was precisely because of this humbleness that he learned how to read words and expressions, and understood the caution when getting along with others.

Ji Shuyang didn't know whether to laugh or cry, what was this guy thinking: "I believe Xiaoji will not be bullied, I hope Xiaoji can learn to get along with strangers peacefully, and tell me in time if you encounter any difficulties."

"Yes, master." Lin Chuyi nodded vigorously. Ji Shuyang's idea is good. After leaving school for so long, reviewing the feeling of going to school in advance will be much smoother then.

The matter of going to school was resolved, and I became more motivated to do my homework. I finished the homework assigned by Ji Shuyang early and took the homework to Ji Shuyang for inspection. Lin Chuyi sat in front of the computer and surfed the Internet.

Resting his chin and waiting for the computer to turn on, he thought of the private message he sent to Master Shutu last night. I don't know if Master Shutu saw it, and if he did, would he reply to him?If Master Shutu replies to him, he can take the opportunity to send another private message to Master Shutu, so that he can become friends with Master Shutu on Weibo.

Lin Chuyi thought happily, and couldn't wait to open Weibo. When a private message floated up above her, the hand holding the mouse trembled slightly. The body with only mechanical parts seemed to feel the illusion of accelerated heartbeat for a split second.

Shutu: You're welcome, as long as you like it.

Lin Chuyi read it over and over again for a very simple polite sentence. He didn't expect that Master Shutu could reply to a long speech like him. It was enough for Master Shutu to reply to him. The connection between them was established. For Ji Shuyang and Sang Xia, it was probably because of their face.

Lin Chuyi held the mouse and clicked on the blank space again and again. She didn't want to disturb the Great God Shutu anymore, but seeing the small green light showing that the Great God is online, she couldn't control her longing. After hesitating for a long time, she clicked on Private chat.

It’s the original intention, not the fifteenth: I’m very happy to get a reply from Master Shutu. The album is exquisitely made. I’ve read it several times. When I read the novels of the great god, I can only imagine those thrilling scenes with my own imagination, but When I saw the picture book, I suddenly felt that my imagination was not enough. The picture book fully interpreted the novel.

Ji Shuyang was sitting at the desk on the other side of the study and looking at the new articles on the webpage. The top of the open Weibo suddenly jumped up, showing that a private message had been received, switch to the Weibo page, and click on the private message in the lower right corner.

Wei Wei was a little surprised, and looked up at the robot who was staring at the computer screen, with a nervous expression on his face, clearly waiting for his reply.

He knew that the robot's language expression ability was fine, but this private message felt very real and rich to him, not as jerky and simple as usual.

Has Xiaoji grown to such a level when facing strangers?

Ji Shuyang read the private message again thoughtfully. Robots are moving towards an increasingly unbelievable level of intelligence. He can't estimate how far robots will grow in the future, and may fully evolve into humans.

Seeing the disappointed expression on the robot, Ji Shuyang didn't want him to be sad, so he quickly replied to him, and a flash of decision flashed in his mind, maybe he could take this opportunity to train the robot in a different capacity, and let the robot discover this secret by itself.

Shutu: It seems that Xiaoji really likes the picture book, does it mean that I got the right gift?

Lin Chuyi originally planned to give up, but one second before closing Weibo, the private chat in the lower right corner finally flickered, she quickly stopped what she was doing, and started a private chat excitedly.

It’s the original intention, not the fifteenth: Well, I like it very much. I didn’t even know that there was such a picture album for the works of Master Shutu. I thought I already had all the works of the master. Even if it's not a picture book, I like it.

Different way: This picture book is just a gift for readers, the number is not large, and the way to choose to give it is also through random lottery drawing on Weibo. If you miss it, you will have no chance. It is normal for Xiaoji not to know.

It was the original intention, not fifteen: ah?Does God know my name is Xiaoji?

It's the original intention, not the fifteenth: I'm so stupid, it must be Brother Shuyang and Xiaoxia who told the Great God, right?At that time, I didn't know how to go to Weibo, and I just registered Weibo recently.

Shutu: Well, the name Xiaoji is very cute.

It's Chuyi, not Fifteen: Xiaoji is my nickname, Great God, my name is Chuyi.

Shutu: Really?How did you come up with the name Xiaoji?If I remember correctly, Xiaoji is the name of a robot in an anime work, it seems to be called "Humanoid Computer Angel Heart", right?

After pressing the Enter key, Ji Shuyang carefully observed the robot's reaction. Sure enough, the robot frowned and stared at the computer with a tangled face, then scratched its hair in annoyance and rested its hands on the keyboard for a long time, But he still didn't type a word, and retracted after a while, rubbing his face and continuing to struggle.

Shaking his head slightly, the robot still didn't know how to adapt to the situation. Ji Shuyang waited for a while, and finally heard the sound of the robot typing on the keyboard. The robot typed very slowly, and it often couldn't keep up with the rhythm of everyone's chat in the group.

It was the original intention, not Fifteen: Dad chose the nickname, maybe Dad wanted a humanoid computer like Xiaoji.

It's original intention, not fifteen: Hey, just kidding.

Shutu: I think many people would like to own a humanoid computer like Xiaoji. How old is Xiaoji?

As soon as the topic was opened, Ji Shuyang found that the robot was not as restrained as it was at the beginning. He could answer any questions immediately, and occasionally asked questions in reverse. He did not deliberately hide some of his actual situation and told the robot.

Every time I get a reply from him without concealment, I can see the robot smiling contentedly, as if he has obtained some rare treasure, and is complacent.

Ji Shuyang was quite helpless, he was the one who muttered about the status of "Shutu" in the mind of the robot, why did he feel that he was almost surpassing him as the master?He has never seen anything that can make a robot so frightened?

I glanced down at the time on the computer, it was 6 in the evening, but the robot on the other side of the computer was completely unaware of this time, really?As long as the robot has a master of different ways, everyone else is just a cloud, and now is the rhythm to make him, the master, hungry?

"Xiaoji?" Ji Shuyang got up and walked to the robot, leaning over to look at the computer screen, the computer screen was clean, except for a Weibo, no web pages were opened, and he didn't even log in to QQ.

This guy is really...

"Master? Master, I was chatting with Master Shutu. We chatted for a long time. Master Shutu was very gentle and patient. I asked him some personal questions, and he was willing to answer them. You said that if I meet Master Shutu face to face in the future, Will he agree?" The more Lin Chuyi thought about it, the happier she became, and she couldn't wait to share it with Ji Shuyang.

Ji Shuyang supported his forehead and patted his head helplessly: "Little Ji, you can make dinner now. We will discuss this issue later."

"Ah?" Before Lin Chuyi could react, she looked down at the time and jumped up from the chair, her face full of embarrassment, "I'm sorry, master, I'll cook right away."

After finishing speaking, Fei also rushed out of the study, not even turning off Weibo in time.

Ji Shuyang looked at the back of the robot, smiled lightly, and walked out of the study slowly in a happy mood.