Robots are idiots

Chapter 26

The weather in July was very hot. Lin Chuyi was lazily lying on a bench under the shade of a tree in the garden. The body of the robot would not feel the alternation of cold and warm, but the sun was so big outside that he still felt very irritable. Lian Sangxia They are such fun-loving people that they don't go out.

In summer, he could have enjoyed the deliciousness of ice cream and fruit, but now he can only watch the delicious food in the refrigerator enter Ji Shuyang's stomach, and he doesn't even have to saliva, he hates him so much that he just wants to scratch the wall.

Lin Chuyi pursed his lips angrily, raised his phone to his eyes, and continued flipping through Weibo. Last night, he just flipped through the Weibo of Master Shutu. It was all about advertisements for novels. He just wanted to sleep. What I saw was the three-dimensional information of Shutu Dashen, not the same advertisement.

And there are some lottery advertisements. After reading them, I feel so regretful. He missed so many lottery draws. Whether he can get them is another matter, but he even missed the qualification to participate. Know.

Until midnight, he was reluctant to put down his mobile phone, which made Ji Shuyang almost lose his temper. He locked his mobile phone and tablet in a drawer, forced him to sleep, and threatened him viciously. who is it.

Well, for the sake of God Shutu, he gave in, and Lin Chuyi took out his phone and continued to browse Weibo after Ji Shuyang left for work.After flipping through Weibo of Master Shutu, he considered again and again. He chose to start with Jin Yihang first, and Jin Yihang was the most likely candidate for Master Shutu.

Fortunately, Jin Yihang doesn’t have many Weibos. Lin Chuyi flipped through them happily, seeing many interesting things about him and Ning Qi, and felt a little envious in his heart. It can be seen that Jin Yihang dotes on Ning Qi very much, and the relationship between the two is very strong. Alright, otherwise Jin Yihang would not quit his job as a teacher for Ning Qi.

Jin Yihang doesn’t have many original Weibo posts, all of them are related to radio dramas. The few original Weibo posts are all about Ning Qi. Lin Chuyi searched all over, but couldn’t find any clues. He instinctively suspected that Ji Shuyang really in the box for him.

Putting the mobile phone on the table in the small pavilion, Lin Chuyi rubbed her eyes and prepared to take a rest. She hadn't watered the flowers and plants today, so she took the water bottle and filled it with water. While watering the flowers, she continued to think about Weibo. move.

Sangxia seems to be very familiar with Master Shutu, otherwise Master Shutu would not have asked Sangxia to give him the album...

Wait a minute, why Sang Xia?Instead of Ji Shuyang?He is obviously Ji Shuyang's younger brother, wouldn't it be more convenient for Ji Shuyang to hand him over to him?Lin Chuyi couldn't figure it out, could it be that Sang Xia lived very close to Master Shutu?

Lin Chuyi lowered her head, watered all the flowers, and took the fish food to the fish pond to feed the fish. Sitting on the edge of the fish pond, watching the swimming fish scrambling for the fish food, she couldn't help but sigh with emotion.

This kind of life is really extravagant. As a human being in the past, he didn't dare to expect extravagance, and he couldn't imagine that life can be so leisurely. Now he has become a robot, loved by others, loved by others, and accompanied by friends. Life is not as good as it used to be. a robot.

No wonder some people say that an overly lazy life will destroy a person's fighting spirit. He has no self-motivation at all now. He lives day by day, enjoying the life loved and cared by everyone, and can find new things to mess around with, such as on Weibo In the game of looking for a great god of different paths, you must take a good look at yourself.

At noon, Ji Shuyang called to inquire. Lin Chuyi honestly confessed that he didn't write a single word, and didn't read the book. Didn't say anything, just listen to Ji Shuyang's lesson.

After hanging up the phone, Lin Chuyi hurried back to the lobby, took out her homework, and sat obediently in the small booth to do her homework, but there was a question hidden in her heart that could not be answered, and she couldn't concentrate on other things at all.

After calming down and doing homework for an hour, I received another call from Ji Shuyang to urge me to do my homework. I obediently sent a photo of my homework to Ji Shuyang. The other party was finally satisfied. Lin Chuyi was secretly relieved. Ji Shuyang still lost his temper. scary.

Being controlled by Ji Shuyang like a child, Lin Chuyi felt a little awkward, but she didn't dare to tell the truth, so she could only go with the flow, put down her pen, straighten her posture, stretch her body, and suddenly there was a voice from outside the iron gate. A few car horns.

Curiously got up and looked around, a slightly familiar white Beetle was parked outside the iron gate, Lin Chuyi searched the memory bank for a while, it seemed to be Sang Xia's car, then thought it was wrong, Sang Xia was still at work, it was impossible to run When I came here, I suddenly thought of a person, suddenly realized, and immediately ran to open the door.

"Aren't you coming in?" Lin Chuyi opened the door, but saw that the other party didn't make any movement, just lying on the car window and looking at him, the iconic ugly dog ​​was stepping on his back, squeezing hard A head poked out to find a sense of presence.

Lin Chuyi blushed: "Or are you going to Xiaoyou's house?"

"This world really is a fantasy." Li Xin exaggeratedly sighed, stretched out his hands to pinch Lin Chuyi's face, "It's soft and warm, are you really not human?"

Lin Chuyi silently pulled away the restless hand on his face, and stepped aside: "Come in and we'll talk."

"No, get in the car, accompany me to the pet store, and give the stupid dog behind him a bath and an injection." Li Xin threw the heavy British Pitbull on the back seat and patted it on the head, "Be safe, or you will be turned into a delicacy on the table at night, and fed to the robot."

Lin Chuyi wanted to squat down and cover her face, but she was shot while lying down, and said weakly, "I'll call the master to tell you."

"Well, the robot still has to obey its master. Ji Shuyang with his feet is so cool all of a sudden, Xiaoji, come home with me. I promise to love you more than Ji Shuyang, and love you a hundred times more. A 200 Platinum VIP membership card worth 1987 million yuan? How is your foot?"

"Are you sure you won't be hacked to death by Mr. Han?" Lin Chuyi suddenly regretted agreeing to go out with Li Xin.

Li Xin is definitely the strangest person in this circle of friends. Xu Chenkai's perverted doctor is much more reliable than him, so he should refuse decisively, as long as Ji Shuyang is not by his side, he is not allowed to go out.

"Xiaoji, promise me, come home with me, from now on, regardless of misfortune, wealth, poverty, disease or health, I will love you, cherish you, and never leave you, promise me?"

What the hell is this guy here for?

At this moment, Lin Chuyi just wanted to call Ji Shuyang and ask Ji Shuyang to drive him away. He didn't want to go out, and he didn't want to accompany his ugly dog ​​to take a bath and get an injection.

"Okay, stop teasing you, call your master and report, let's go!" Li Xin looked at the distressed expression of the robot, it was too cute, if it wasn't for fear that Ji Shuyang would come back and go berserk, the truth would make the robot Kidnapped and taken away.

Lin Chuyi squinted at him, took out her mobile phone to call Ji Shuyang, and heard Li Xin muttering to herself, she didn't pay any attention, and hid aside to dial Ji Shuyang's number.

"Go to the pet shop?" Ji Shuyang's tone was a little low, remembering that the robot said that he wanted to work part-time to earn money to buy a dog. It has not been mentioned recently. I don't know if he has forgotten it. I hope I don't think about it again when I see a dog.

"Well, take Li Xin's ugly dog ​​to take a bath and get an injection. Master, I'm just going to have a look. I will never buy a dog." Lin Chuyi understands Ji Shuyang's hesitation, he doesn't want to keep a dog at all now, see Seeing Li Xin's dog, he suddenly felt very troublesome.

"Well, even if you want to buy it, you have to wait for me to come back. Go ahead, pay attention to safety, and call me when you arrive at the pet store."

"Yes, Master."

After listening to Ji Shuyang's explanation, Lin Chuyi put away the phone, asked Li Xin to wait for a while, put away the books and tablet in the small pavilion and put them back in the hall, took the key, locked the door, and then left with Li Xin .

"As expected of a household robot, it does things in an orderly manner, Xiaoji, I heard from Xiaoxia that you are going to school?" The robot is going to school, and it sounds very touching. Li Xin imagined that the robot carried books to and from class every day Frowning, "Why don't you go to college? Otherwise we would be alumni."

"Even if I can go to university, it is impossible for me to become a graduate student immediately. The cultural courses given to me by the doctor are not high-level. I want to take my time and work hard to get into university." Lin Chuyi explained, this is the truth, he It's a household robot, not a schoolmaster.

"It's really unreliable, let Xu Chenkai reinstall a head for you."

"Concentrate on driving and don't talk to me." Lin Chuyi was speechless. He didn't want to continue having convulsions with Li Xin now. He was really worried that if he stayed with Li Xin for a long time, his intelligence would decline.

"Fuck, look down on my driving skills?"

"How did you become a graduate student? Could it be through the back door?" Lin Chuyi was skeptical.

"Damn it, I was actually underestimated by a robot. This uncle is a graduate student admitted by virtue of his strength, a top student with all-round development of morality, intelligence, physique, art and labor!"

Lin Chuyi chuckled and turned her head away, looking at the scenery outside the car window. Although Li Xin was a little crazy, she was very happy to be with him. With such a friend by her side, when she was sad, as long as she was with him, can be forgiven.

When they arrived at the pet shop, Li Xin pulled over and put the end of the dog leash into Lin Chuyi's hand: "You hold Yuan Dan here and wait, I'll find a parking space to park, don't worry, Yuan Dan is a bit stupid, very obedient .”

Lin Chuyi pouted slightly, pulled the extremely ugly British Pitbull out of the car, and waited on the steps outside the pet shop. New Year's Day was indeed very obedient, squatting obediently next to him, grinning and looking at Pedestrians passing by attracted a lot of attention.

The pet shop is in the downtown area, and it's hard to find a parking space. Lin Chuyi watched Li Xin's beetle disappear from sight, and remembered that he hadn't called Ji Shuyang yet, so that Ji Shuyang wouldn't worry. He held New Year's Day in one hand and the phone in the other. Call Ji Shuyang.

"Edamame..."

As soon as the phone was connected, Lin Chuyi heard an exclamation. Looking at the sound, a ball of white snow flashed in front of his eyes. Before he could see the object clearly, a young man with a flustered expression chased after the ball of white snow.

"Xiaoji, what happened? Xiaoji?" Ji Shuyang asked nervously on the phone.

"Master, I'll call you later." Regardless of Ji Shuyang's worries, Lin Chuyi locked her phone and put it back in her pocket, and dragged Yuan Dan to chase after the ball of snow white.

Only then did he see clearly that it was a very fat Garfield, wearing a cute striped bee costume. Lin Chuyi felt inexplicably that raising such a Garfield was very cute.

"What happened to Peanut?" After finally finding a parking space and parking the car, Li Xin, who was running all the way, asked curiously when he saw Lin Chuyi chasing after a young man.

"His cat ran away, help catch it." Lin Chuyi stopped and pointed at Garfield who was about to run into the street. He was very worried. The traffic on the street was easy to cause accidents. The boy The eye sockets were reddened.

Li Xin stared back, muttered "Fuck" and chased after him.

Lin Chuyi looked at the two nervously. She didn't know whether it was the Garfield cat who seldom went out or was afraid of life. Finally, she slowed down. Seeing that she was about to run to the street, a figure suddenly rushed up and grabbed the Garfield cat.

Lin Chuyi breathed a sigh of relief, and pulled Yuan Dan forward, only then did he see clearly the man who caught Garfield.

The man was tall, expressionless, with deep frowns, as if he was holding back his anger, and stared displeasedly at the struggling Garfield in his hand, and bloodshot scratches were scratched on the back of his hand.

And Garfield was staring at the direction with a face full of horror...

Lin Chuyi looked down at the New Year's Day beside her, "Damn, this ugly dog ​​could be the culprit, right?"

"Madou..." The boy hugged Garfield back in surprise, comforted the cat in his arms that was finally no longer struggling, and looked up at the man, "Thank you... Teacher Luo..."

Lin Chuyi looked at the dramatic scene in front of him suspiciously, they probably met by chance, right?He wanted to observe for a while, but was taken away by Li Xin who was beside him, and looked back at the boy and the man.

Walking into the pet shop, taking the number plate and sitting in the waiting room, Lin Chuyi slapped New Year's Day on the head: "It's all caused by this stupid dog. The cat was scared away."

"Fuck, the appearance of my family's New Year's Day is so majestic, don't frame it!" Li Xin hugged New Year's Day back dissatisfied, rubbed New Year's head, and glanced at the boy and the man sitting not far away. .

Leaning into Lin Chuyi's ear, she whispered mysteriously, "It seems that the atmosphere is not quite right. I can guarantee with my family's head on New Year's Day that those two people must have an inside story."

The innocent New Year's Day was lying on the gun again, Lin Chu was speechless, unable to withstand the trend of curiosity, secretly watching the other party, as if he had a little feeling, just about to say something, the phone in his pocket rang.

Lin Chuyi suddenly came back to his senses, what a pity, he just hung up on Ji Shuyang's phone call, his robot became more and more daring, even dared to hang up the master's phone call, Ji Shuyang will teach him a lesson again, these two days Always make Ji Shuyang unhappy.

Scratching his hair angrily, he picked up the phone cautiously: "I'm sorry, master, I just went to help someone else catch cats, no, it's all because Li Xin's dog looks so weird, it scared the cat away .”

"Damn it, Lin Chuyi, my family is about to be hacked by you on New Year's Day. You pay me for bathing, injections and dog food on New Year's Day."

Ji Shuyang on the other end of the phone frowned with a headache. He was worried about his robot here, why?This guy has now learned to find a "scapegoat", and the other party is still a dog.

Looks like it needs to have a good talk with the robot, or maybe it's time to teach it a lesson!