Robots are idiots

After taking a bath and getting an injection for New Year's Day, Lin Chuyi asked Li Xin to send him back. He could sense that Ji Shuyang was not satisfied with his performance today, so he sighed silently. Although this robot is very comfortable, it is just an autonomous robot. Activities are somewhat limited.

He can't tell Ji Shuyang that he is a human being in his heart, and he can take good care of himself. No one will find out that he is a robot, so don't worry too much about him. The result of saying this will only create a gap between the two.

Back at the villa, Lin Chuyi asked Li Xin to rest in the small pavilion in the garden, and went to the kitchen to make tea and fruit for him.

Seeing Li Xin drinking tea and eating fruit contentedly, Lin Chuyi was lying on the table sullenly, jumping up and down on the side of the New Year's Day, enjoying himself. This stupid dog is used to it, and it is really ugly.

"Xiaoji, do you want to take you to 1987 tonight?" Li Xin never gave up on abducting the robot.

Lin Chuyi gave him a blank look: "Still playing? The master is very upset today, and I have to cook for him later. I haven't finished the homework assigned by the master. I don't know how to explain it to him."

"Fuck you, baby, I'll help you fight the evil forces." Li Xin patted his head seriously, "Explain me, you are a robot, and robots are not omnipotent." , If you don’t finish it, continue tomorrow.”

Lin Chuyi blushed, and was about to say something when Li Xin's cell phone on the table rang, and she glanced at it with her probe. The caller ID was "Boss Amada", such a strange name?

"Mr. Li, I warn you, don't drag Xiaoji around here and there. If there is something wrong with Xiaoji, be careful that Shuyang cuts you into tofu pieces. It's not like you don't know that Shuyang is very precious." Ji, I'll give you 10 minutes, hurry up and send Xiaoji home."

Pfft, it turned out to be Sang Xia. By the way, Sang Xia's name on Weibo is Amanda. I don't know why Li Xin twisted the name into Amanda.

Lin Chuyi watched as Li Xin frowned and took the phone away from her ear, and picked out her ear with the other hand, turned her head to snigger, and sure enough, Sang Xia was the most domineering.

"Don't pretend to be shit, make a sound, I know you're listening, damn it, do you dare to send Xiaoji home, dare you? Dare I call Han Muze, please ask Boss Han to help me." Sang Xia Make a killer move.

"Fuck, do you dare not threaten me like this? Dare you?" Li Xin pursed her lips and said weakly, "We are already at home, and Xiaoji is sitting here happily playing with New Year's Day. Unreliable people?"

"Where do you think your whole body is reliable? If you like Xiaoji, go home and accompany him. Don't let Shuyang worry. It's not just you, any of us can't take Xiaoji out casually. Who do you want to go out with?" Anyone can play, but Xiaoji and Xiaoyou can't."

It was very quiet in the garden, Li Xin's mobile phone was very loud, and he could hear Sang Xia's words clearly when he was sitting on the side. He lowered his head in embarrassment, maybe he just hung up on Ji Shuyang's phone, which made Ji Shuyang worry Yes, a sense of guilt rose in my heart.

"Bewitching words!" Li Xin gritted her teeth, then stroked her hair pretending to be chic, "Well, apart from being both talented and beautiful, I really don't have any other advantages."

This Li Xin is really...

Lin Chuyi chuckled, and when she heard Sang Xia's furious roar from the phone, she immediately cut off the call, arguing with someone like Li Xin would definitely drive her mad, and it would be safer to step aside decisively.

Accompanied by this guy Li Xin, the afternoon passed quickly. Seeing that it was almost time for Ji Shuyang to get off work, Lin Chuyi originally wanted to stay with Li Xin for dinner, but that guy ran away quickly and couldn't stop him. No matter how angry Ji Shuyang is, he can't lose his temper with his friends, he still wants to get out of the way.

Lin Chuyi, dumbfounded, packed up the teacup and fruit plate, got up and went to the kitchen to make dinner, planning to cook a few delicate and delicious dishes today to fill Ji Shuyang's stomach, and he should calm down.

He didn't mean to make Ji Shuyang angry, but when he saw that Garfield was so dangerous, his first reaction was to save the cat, probably because he didn't want to see the boy in a hurry. Looking back now, that boy was really good-looking, and What about the man who caught Garfield?

Lin Chuyi lightly shook his head to shake off the weird thoughts in his head, whether there were too many couples around him, he subconsciously suspected the relationship between the boy and the man, and there was something wrong with his aura, even Li Xin could tell.

After making three dishes and one soup, Lin Chuyi brought the dishes to the restaurant. He smelled the aroma and looked at the dishes, which greatly increased his appetite. He also wanted to taste the taste, but unfortunately he dared not eat it.

Sitting at the dining table in a daze for a while, fearing that he would not be able to control himself, he got up and went back to the kitchen to clean up. After a while, he heard the sound of the door opening in the hall.

Lin Chuyi washed her hands and ran out. Seeing Ji Shuyang bent over to put the car keys and briefcase on the coffee table, she looked up at him, and immediately showed a flattering smile. She quickly walked over to pick up the keys and briefcase : "Master, dinner is ready, go change your clothes and eat, I'll help you put your things back in the study."

Ji Shuyang shook his head and smiled lightly. After doing something wrong, the robot still knew to curry favor with him. He hugged people and things into his arms, and gently comforted his back. .

Lin Chuyi tightened the briefcase in his hand. Recently, Ji Shuyang's attitude towards him has become more and more intimate. For example, holding him like this now, although there is no overly intimate movement, he still feels a little inappropriate. If you like it, you can't always hold the robot, right? !

"Master, the food is getting cold, let's eat first." Lin Chuyi gently pushed Ji Shuyang away.

Ji Shuyang smiled and said nothing, and touched the robot's cheek. Xu Chenkai was very thick-skinned, but the robot he made was surprisingly thin-skinned, and when he touched it a little, he would look shameful and shameless, which was quite cute.

Follow Ji Shuyang upstairs, put the keys and briefcase in the study, and go downstairs first to wait for Ji Shuyang.

Ji Shuyang looked at the more sumptuous meal than usual, and took a look at the robot sitting quietly on the side. Obviously, the robot felt his anger during the day, and now it was trying its best to please him.

"Xiaoji, I'm not angry, but if you encounter anything in the future, you must tell me in advance, don't make me worry." Ji Shuyang patted his head, "I have no objection to you going out with your friends, but you are in such a hurry Hurry up and hang up the phone, I don't know what will happen to you, it makes me very worried."

"I'm sorry, master, I'll remember next time." Lin Chuyi breathed a sigh of relief.

Ji Shuyang's tone during the day was very severe. He was afraid that Ji Shuyang would stop liking robots one day. In the eyes of humans, no matter how intelligent a robot is, it is still a lifeless machine.

Moreover, Ji Shuyang will get married one day, and there will be another owner living in this villa. At that time, Ji Shuyang will no longer need the care of the robot. Should he just leave?Back to Xu Chenkai's house?Or live alone?

Inexplicably feeling very reluctant, Lin Chuyi took a peek at Ji Shuyang, who was concentrating on eating. While taking care of his master, he was also taken care of by the master. He could occasionally play tricks, and Ji Shuyang could tolerate it. he.

So before he knew it, he became greedy, and he even hoped that Ji Shuyang would never get married for the rest of his life. Regardless of whether Ji Shuyang was looking for a boyfriend or a girlfriend, he didn't want Ji Shuyang to get married, so he let him, a robot, accompany him. Let's go.

Forget it, he only hopes to be able to live alone smoothly by then. As a robot, it is impossible to control Ji Shuyang's mood. If he is an ordinary human being, maybe he can still get Ji Shuyang's feelings...

"What are you thinking?" Ji Shuyang sighed helplessly when he saw that the robot suddenly looked sad. He made it so clear that this robot can still think wildly. Every time he does something wrong, he is more wronged than his master. It seems that he has been wronged. .

Lin Chuyi glanced at Ji Shuyang cautiously, and asked tentatively, "Master, when do you plan to get married?"

Ji Shuyang was slightly taken aback, a little unable to keep up with the jumping thinking of the robot, and said with a smile: "Why do you suddenly care about the master's emotional life? Don't you know that you did something wrong today and want to show off? Then Tell me, how many mistakes did you do today?"

"Huh?" Lin Chuyi said innocently, frowning, "I haven't finished my homework yet, but I have done housework. I went to the pet store with Li Xin and accidentally hung up on the owner..."

"careless?"

"Master, let's not worry about these trivial matters. I will finish my homework later before going to bed. Master, let's discuss the important matter of marriage. When is the master going to get married?" Lin Chuyi said haha, this matter Things get tangled up and go on and on.

Ji Shuyang raised his eyebrows, thought for a moment, and pretended to be serious and said: "I have no plans to get married at the moment. Could it be that Xiaoji has found a satisfactory candidate for the master? Or is Xiaoji worried that he will fall out of favor?"

"Your sister is out of favor..." Lin Chuyi retorted reflexively, and when she saw Ji Shuyang's slightly surprised eyes, she obediently shut her mouth and touched her nose in embarrassment, "Master, I didn't mean that, I didn't curse."

"It's true that you shouldn't be allowed to touch those messy things." Ji Shuyang twisted his face hard, "Now I have learned to speak foul language, be good, be obedient, and be a civilized robot. You can't curse people and speak foul words, I remember In the past, there were clearly mandatory orders against violence and foul language, but now they are useless to you."

Lin Chuyi chuckled, then wrinkled her face and stared back: "Master changed the topic, not happy!"

Ji Shuyang chuckled, and started to act cute, probably because of the tricks he learned from studying Weibo these days: "Xiaoji, I don't know if you understand what it means to come out, I have been out with my family for many years, like me Even if you find a lover, unless you immigrate or change the law, you will never be able to get married for the rest of your life."

"Change the law? It seems impossible. Will the master emigrate?" Lin Chuyi didn't understand before, but after getting along with Mu Xiao and the others for a long time, he naturally understood some things.

If it was in the past, he would feel shocked and regretful, but when he really came into contact with these special people in the eyes of outsiders, he found that they were not as ugly as the outside world said, and they lived an ordinary life and were happy every day.

Moreover, he has seen on Weibo that people nowadays are much more open-minded than before, and most of the younger generation can accept and bless them. Besides, every time he sees Mu Xiao and Lu Qiefan, Ning Qi and Jin Yihang, he will I feel very envious.

"Although it is said that as long as you are in love, you don't care about a certificate, but for me, if he is worthy of my love, I want to give him this certificate. It is not only social recognition for us, but also a guarantee I gave him. He will live his whole life." Ji Shuyang sighed softly when he received the innocent eyes from the robot.

I don’t know how much this robot understands. It’s obvious that the robot started by itself. It really answered his question seriously, but it pretended to understand, and suddenly a thought flashed in my mind, and I couldn’t help but want to Funny robot.

Leaning down to the ear of the robot who was trying to think about the problem, he whispered, "Do you want to immigrate with the master, Xiaoji?"

"Huh? Immigration?" Lin Chuyi was shocked. Can robots immigrate?It seems that the direction of the problem is not right?

"Yes!" Ji Shuyang chuckled, and took a sip of soup leisurely, "Xiaoji is now a robot with status and can immigrate. I think if I can't find a suitable person in the future, should Xiaoji consider going with the master?" Go get your marriage certificate."

"Angry!" Lin Chuyi slapped the table and got up angrily, "Eat your meal, I'll clean the kitchen."

"Oh? I think the kitchen is so clean, you should have cleaned it already?" Ji Shuyang pretended to be puzzled, and smiled happily when he saw the robot grinning at him.

After a busy day at work every day, he can eat food when he returns home, and he can also play with robots. How can he be willing to give up such a life?

Most importantly, this robot, which is exactly like a human, belongs to him alone!

Not finishing homework means that you can't play anything. Lin Chuyi can only stay obediently in the study and bury his head in his homework. When he thinks that he hasn't found the great master of different ways, he feels more and more resentful. Thinking back to his "bad" performance today, remember Shuyang would give him a chance to check Weibo!

Putting down the pen, holding the book and leaning against the back of the chair, looking up at Ji Shuyang, who was seriously reading the report, he couldn't help but think of the topic discussed at dinner, and touched his empty chest. There was no heartbeat, otherwise he should have jumped out.

I have to admit that he was very selfishly relieved. Ji Shuyang meant that he would definitely not get married in the next few years, but everyone said that the fate was wonderful. If someone happened to appear in front of Ji Shuyang , see each other right, maybe they will get married.

Lin Chuyi put the book back on the table, supported her chin with one hand, and turned the pen with the other.

"Xiaoji." Ji Shuyang knew that the robot was looking at him, and now he was in a daze again. He didn't even notice that he was standing behind him. I really don't know why a robot has so many thoughts, "Xiaoji, what's on your mind? tell me."

Lin Chuyi was taken aback, turned to look at Ji Shuyang, shook his head with a smile, he couldn't say he was worried about Ji Shuyang's flash marriage, could he?

"Xiaoji, since I came out of the closet, I have been ready to be single for the rest of my life, but now that I have you, it doesn't matter whether I get married or not. Don't worry about those messy things, as long as you stay by my side with peace of mind. Whether Xiaoji will become more intelligent or stagnant in the future, I will not abandon you, huh?"

Ji Shuyang probably understands the robot's mind. Perhaps the attitude of the day today has frightened the robot a lot and created negative emotions. The robot is still not a human being, and an item can be discarded at will. Is this what the robot thinks?

That's why he asked him about his marriage at dinner?Well, the robot has one more attribute-sentimentality!

The robot in his family is really extraordinary, Ji Shuyang smiled helplessly, hugged the robot who was so moved to cry after hearing his words, and teased: "I've never seen a robot cry, or it's a little shit Cry one for the master to see?"

"If you don't die, you will die from the star." Lin Chuyi grabbed Ji Shuyang's arm hard and buried his face in his chest. Hearing Ji Shuyang's low-pitched laughter, the ups and downs of his chest were very real.

He is really afraid of being abandoned, and then live the life that no one cares about in the past. Only those who have been abandoned can understand the feeling of despair. The moment his parents passed away, he was still so young. Abandoned by the whole world.

He has a special status now, and he can't stand a little bit of trouble. He is not afraid of program failure and will perish, but he is afraid of falling into the hands of evil forces, forcing him to do things he doesn't want, or watching his body be dismantled and studied.

"Thank you, master. I'm going to make supper for you. What would you like to eat?" Lin Chuyi calmed down, left Ji Shuyang's arms, and handed the homework on the table to Ji Shuyang, "Today's homework."

"Well, Xiaoji cooked so many dishes today, let's warm them up and eat." Ji Shuyang took the homework, and he was relieved when he saw that the robot had regained his mood.

Lin Chuyi walked out of the study and went downstairs to warm up Ji Shuyang's meal. Looking at the leftover food in the refrigerator, she stuck out her tongue unconsciously. There was so much left. There is only one person in Yang, and he can't finish eating at all.

I took out a multi-compartment microwave lunch box, packed a little of each dish, put the rice in the microwave, and put it on the gas stove to heat it up.

Sitting on the high chair by the bar, resting her chin in a daze, smelling the aroma from the ceramic soup pot, Lin Chuyi was shocked suddenly, and covered her stomach with one hand.

Is it an illusion?Why is he feeling hungry?In the next second, I was so weak that I didn't even have the strength to sit.

After checking the robot's homework, Ji Shuyang thought that it was time for the robot to finish heating the food. He didn't want to bother the robot to bring the food to the study, so he went downstairs to find the robot. The soup pot on the stove was steaming.

"Xiaoji!" Ji Shuyang panicked, opened the glass sliding door and rushed in, turned off the gas stove, and picked up the robot.