Robots are idiots

Lin Chuyi only felt powerless, the program was constantly updating and fluctuating, and she pressed her stomach with one hand, a feeling of hunger that she had never felt before. Sensing carefully, it was not as simple as hunger, as if all the energy in her body had been pulled away. , urgently need to add energy, and the way to add energy is - he wants to eat!

Hearing Ji Shuyang's footsteps, he subconsciously didn't want Ji Shuyang to worry. He tried to sit up from the ground, but his whole body was powerless, he couldn't move, his mind was in a mess, and he almost couldn't control his body. Have you started a new program?

If the new program allows food and drink, Lin Chuyi is very happy, but unfortunately, I don't know how long it will take this time. After I finished eating last time, I rested for two full days, and my sense of smell became extremely sensitive after waking up.

He is absolutely sure that there must be more taste that time, but because of Ji Shuyang's strict supervision, he has no chance to verify that if the body's evolution is gradual, from breaking instructions to sleep, smell, and taste, then diet follows.

"Xiaoji!" Ji Shuyang picked up the robot horizontally, noticing that the robot is still conscious, and has not turned off the machine. He gently put the robot on the sofa, leaned over and held the robot's hand, "Xiaoji, what's wrong? ?”

Lin Chuyi struggled to open his eyes, saw Ji Shuyang's worried face, opened his mouth, and found that he couldn't speak. Could it be that even the language program has been controlled?

A body that needs to be controlled by a program is really too troublesome. It is also a rebirth. Why didn't he regenerate into a mermaid like Chang You?Ahem, if he is reborn as a mermaid, he won't be able to meet Ji Shuyang.

Now is not the time to think wildly and blame others, Lin Chuyi continued to try to start the language program, tried his best to control the program that was crazily upgraded like it was about to explode, and said weakly: "Master, master..."

"Xiaoji, don't worry, wait for me, I'll go upstairs to get the keys, and I'll take you to Chenkai's." Ji Shuyang stroked the robot's face, let go of his hand, and quickly went upstairs to get the car key.

Lin Chuyi really wanted to say that he didn't have to worry so much, he just upgraded like last time, but seeing Ji Shuyang's anxious look, without Xu Chenkai's confirmation, Ji Shuyang wouldn't be so relieved.

Close your eyes with peace of mind, let Ji Shuyang carry him into the car, and quickly drive to Xu Chenkai's villa.

Along the way, Ji Shuyang didn't speak, and concentrated on driving. Lin Chuyi occasionally opened his eyes and glanced at Ji Shuyang. Slightly protruding, showing the master's nervous mood at this time.

Lin Chuyi really wanted to reach out and touch Ji Shuyang's hand to tell him not to worry so much, but he didn't have the strength to get up, so he could only start the language program again: "Master, I'm fine...I'm about to upgrade..."

Ji Shuyang paused slightly, showed a faint smile, stretched out one hand to hold the robot's hand, and suddenly felt a warm sense of satisfaction in his heart. This robot can still know how to comfort its master at such a time. Robot accident?

It was midnight again, and Xu Chenkai came out to open the door cursing. When he saw Ji Shuyang getting out of the car with the robot in his arms, his anger soared: "Fuck, Ji Shuyang, what did you do to my precious son again? Can you stop making trouble?" my darling?"

"Baby Xiaoji, come to Daddy, Daddy loves you." He reached out to hug the robot, but Ji Shuyang dodged it, and jumped violently again, "Damn!"

Ji Shuyang ignored Xu Chenkai who was furious, and walked straight into the villa with the robot in his arms: "Xiaoji said it was an upgrade, you can check it for him."

Xu Chenkai scratched his hair irritably, followed Ji Shuyang with a cold face, watched Ji Shuyang gently put the unconscious robot into the instrument compartment, and sighed softly.

Forget it, every time something like this happens, Ji Shuyang is the one who is most anxious. It can be seen that Ji Shuyang loves this robot very much, otherwise he would not spend so much time training the robot.

"How is it?" Ji Shuyang stood behind Xu Chenkai. The program displayed on the screen was exactly the same as last time, and he frowned slightly. He didn't know what new programs would be produced after this crazy upgrade. The quasi-program will crash, and Xiaoji will completely freeze.

Xu Chenkai stared at the screen tightly: "Same as last time, the last time Xiaoji happened to eat something, what about this time? Shuyang, Xiaoji's evolution is completely beyond my control, I don't even know How to terminate this escalation."

Ji Shuyang's expression became more and more serious, and he said in a deep voice after a while: "Xiaoji will have this kind of situation every once in a while, will his program crash? Or can it no longer be started? If it is out of control, the upgrade will If there is harm to Xiaoji, then clear these programs and memory banks."

Xu Chenkai looked at his expressionless friend in surprise, clearing the program and memory bank?That means that the intelligence of the robot for so long has been wasted, and the robot will return to the way it was when it was just manufactured. This is like a system restore, and there is nothing that was originally installed.

The newly manufactured robot only knows him and Ji Shuyang as the master, has no emotions, can only act according to instructions, can't chat with people, can only answer questions mechanically, and will not have those humanized performances, maybe Even Sang Xia and his group of friends will forget.

This is too cruel for friends who like robots and deprives them of their affection.

And what about robots?Isn't it cruel?Xiaoji is a robot with feelings and emotions. Even if they are the maker and master of the robot, they have no right to deprive the robot of its memory.

The robot has always been very happy about its own evolution. If you tell him that all his intelligence and memory must be wiped out, he must be very sad, so Xu Chenkai can't be so cruel, even though he knows that Ji Shuyang doesn't want the robot to destroy it. .

"Shuyang, don't scare yourself. Although Xiaoji's self-upgrade is very fast, there are no program loopholes. Don't worry, with me, a genius doctor, nothing will happen to Xiaoji." Xu Chenkai patted Ji Shuyang's shoulder comforted.

"You promise?" Ji Shuyang stared closely at Xu Chenkai's face.

Clearing the program and the memory bank means that he will lose the relationship with the robot. The relationship he has cultivated with the robot for so long will be lost, but he would rather re-establish the relationship with the robot than lose the robot. At that time, he would rather the robot be stupid. As long as you like him as the master.

"I promise, do you think I will make fun of Xiaoji's life? If Xiaoji is in any danger, even if you are not willing to clear the program and memory bank, I will restore all of Xiaoji's programs without hesitation, Xiaoji It is more important for Ji to be alive than anything else, he is my life's effort, and there will be no second little Ji in this world."

Ji Shuyang silently looked at the robot in the instrument compartment.

"Believe me, when Xiaoji wakes up, he will be alive and kicking again. Besides, Xiaoji has an alarm system. If the program is out of control or there is a loophole, he will alarm himself, close all programs, and perform self-upgrade and repair, even if it cannot be repaired. , and I'm here!"

Xu Chenkai glanced at Ji Shuyang who was still silent, and then said: "Unless the virus invades and destroys the program on a large scale, causing irreparable loopholes, Xiaoji will crash, and then we will really have to reinstall the program, but Don't worry, Xiaoji's most original program I have copied, as long as it is installed, it can be restarted."

"That's not the current Xiaoji." After Ji Shuyang said lightly, he turned around and sat on the sofa with his eyes closed.

Could this guy be... in love with Xiaoji?

Xu Chenkai twitched all over his body, and secretly glanced at Ji Shuyang with strange eyes, seeing that Ji Shuyang just closed his eyes with deep frowns, was very tired, and looked like he didn't intend to pay attention to others, the doubts in his heart gradually spread.

A robot who can freely express emotions when wearing clothes, if he does not reveal his identity, he is a 17-year-old boy Lin Chuyi, with excellent academic performance, well-behaved personality, and pretty face, he is indeed eye-catching.

It's just that my friends are people who know the truth, if they still like robots...

Wait a minute, he's always joking, okay? If Ji Shuyang really did this to the robot, he would be the first to kill Ji Shuyang's house and snatch the robot back. The robot doesn't understand anything, so innocent.

Since the robot was fine and it was late, and Ji Shuyang seemed to be asleep again, Xu Chenkai left the control console of the instrument cabin and sat down on the single sofa next to Ji Shuyang to take a nap.

Every time they encounter a major upgrade of the robot program, they have to suffer mentally and mentally. robot!

Lin Chuyi woke up from her sleep, turned over slightly, and heard the familiar sound of equipment in her ears. She slowly opened her eyes, feeling the cold instrument compartment under her body, and her memory gradually became clear.

I'm so hungry and want to eat!

Lin Chuyi's only feeling at this time was hunger. She wanted to have a big meal, reached out to touch her belly, and sat up from the instrument compartment. Not long.

On the sofa, Ji Shuyang was leaning back to sleep, while on the other side of the single sofa, Xu Chenkai was sleeping in a shapeless state. Lin Chuyi gently pushed the instrument compartment away. Only by keeping his body in place, he didn't fall down in embarrassment, and walked towards Ji Shuyang lightly.

Ji Shuyang was in a light sleep. He opened his eyes after hearing the sound, and saw the robot walking towards him unsteadily. He immediately got up and walked up, hugging the robot by the waist: "Why didn't you wake me up? Are you okay? "

Lin Chuyi embarrassedly raised her arms around his neck to prevent him from falling: "Well, the upgrade is complete, master, I'm sorry to make you worry again."

Ji Shuyang chuckled, lowered his head and rubbed the robot's face with the tip of his nose, seeing the shyness on the robot's face, his tense mood was instantly relieved, he stopped teasing him, and said seriously: "Xiaoji, why did you suddenly upgrade this time? Don't lie .”

"Master, I definitely didn't steal something." Lin Chuyi frowned, "I was just waiting for the food to be hot and serve it to the master, but when I smelled the aroma, I suddenly felt very hungry, my body was weak, and my brain was exhausted. The program in the computer started to upgrade crazily, and I couldn't control it at all, master, I'm telling the truth."

Lin Chu saw that Ji Shuyang was puzzled, and reassured: "Master, I am very hungry now, and I have no strength at all. Can you give me something to eat? I want to eat, which is what the master usually eats."

"Xiaoji, good boy, I'll take you to rest on the sofa first, and when I wake up Chen Kai, let him check you again." Ji Shuyang didn't say much, put the robot on the sofa, turned around and called Chen Kai to wake him up. Xu Chenkai shouted.

Xu Chenkai was sleeping soundly, and was woken up for no reason. He was so dissatisfied that he wanted to swear, when he opened his eyes and saw Ji Shuyang, who was expressionless, he immediately lost his composure, and scratched his head angrily: "What's wrong? Master Ji?"

"Xiaoji woke up." Ji Shuyang didn't talk nonsense, returned to the robot after throwing down a few words, hugged the robot who was leaning on the sofa and rubbed his belly, and put one hand on the hand of the robot rubbing his stomach, "It hurts?"

Lin Chuyi shook his head lightly, but it wasn't pain. So far, he hasn't felt any pain. When the program is upgraded out of control, he will only feel swollen and feel as if he is about to explode. He can't express this feeling, he can only use human Headache and dizziness instead.

Xu Chenkai scratched his hair irritably, seeing the affectionate "master and servant" on the sofa, and hearing Ji Shuyang's question, he immediately petrified on the spot as if struck by lightning, and stared at the robot rubbing his stomach in disbelief: "You What did you say? Your stomach hurts?"

"No, I'm hungry." Lin Chuyi was so hungry that she looked up at Ji Shuyang, "Master, I want to eat."

Pfft, a mouthful of old blood choked Xu Chenkai's throat, and he almost choked to death: What did his robot say just now?hungry?Want to eat?Help, what kind of monster did he create?

Let him choke to death with a mouthful of blood, he doesn't want to face this monster robot again.

"Illusion, Xiaoji, this is definitely your illusion. Come on, go to the instrument compartment and lie down. Dad will check it for you. Maybe the internal parts are loose, or some parts are stuck. Dad will fix it for you." Xu Chenkai comforted the robot with a smile on his face.

Shit, it’s okay to eat a bowl of rice, it will definitely be dismantled and cleaned up tomorrow, this is a big project, and according to the current situation, he dare not dismantle the robot at all, it is a living "human anatomy" feeling ah.

Lin Chuyi was very helpless. He didn't know how to say it. The two people in front of him would believe him. He was really hungry. A cookie will do.

"Master, doctor, I'm really hungry, my stomach is empty, I want to eat, and I have no energy in my body." Lin Chuyi continued to put on an innocent look, determined to eat.

"Okay, good boy, go to the instrument compartment and lie down for a while, and then cook for you after Dad checks you up." Xu Chenkai immediately softened his heart at the pitiful look of the robot.

Ji Shuyang silently picked up the robot and put it back into the instrument compartment, watching the grievance of the robot lying in the instrument compartment, feeling a little distressed, but the problem of the robot wanting to eat was no small matter, and finally covered the instrument compartment cruelly, Signaled Xu Chenkai to start the inspection.

All the equipment in the instrument compartment was activated to scan the entire body of the robot. Xu Chenkai operated the console neatly with both hands. Suddenly, his hands stopped, his eyes became extraordinarily sharp, and then he moved quickly again, infinitely magnifying one scene on the screen.

"Shuyang, come here quickly." Xu Chenkai greeted Ji Shuyang, pointed to the screen and said, "Look here, this is a scan of the internal structure of Xiaoji's body. The ratio is the stomach."

"What's going on?" Even Ji Shuyang couldn't keep calm at this moment, and leaned over to examine the scanned image, "Xiaoji's intelligence is produced by the self-upgrading of the program, because he lives with humans, and the memory bank will Recording everything he saw and heard, and turning it into Xiaoji's own words and deeds, all of these make sense."

"But no matter how intelligent Xiaoji is, it's impossible for him to evolve into a human being." Ji Shuyang said with a cold expression.

"It is said that it takes 1000 years for a robot to become a human."

"Legend?" Ji Shuyang raised his eyebrows, "You also said that it is a legend, not to mention how old is Xiaoji? He has not yet reached one year old, and it will take nine hundred and ninety-nine years. Can you wait until then?"

"Fuck, now is not the time to joke, let's talk about serious business." Xu Chenkai withdrew his joking attitude and focused his attention on the screen, "I can't explain this extra part in Xiaoji's body, but it did happen, if Xiaoji said My hunger is related to this thing, I think it is necessary for Xiaoji to try to eat something before I can do further research."

Ji Shuyang looked at his rare friend who fell into deep thought. The body of the robot is all fixed mechanical parts. If no one installs it for him, it is impossible to produce the parts by himself, let alone transform the original parts by himself.

what is the problem?