Sword Three: Broken halberd and sinking into the sand

The days when you don't have to look at the store are always very beautiful. Fang Ding woke up from his dream and subconsciously stretched out his tongue. Seeing that it was still in good condition, he felt relieved.

After going out for a walk around beef jerky, Fang Ding bought some steamed buns for breakfast for himself along the way, and soaked some dog food for beef jerky for breakfast. One person and one dog ate very happily.

Fang Ding bit his spoon and thought, don't turn on the computer first, otherwise a day will pass once the computer is turned on and off.So the industrious Fang Ding's children's shoes washed the clothes first, then wiped the floor, and then washed himself after being sweaty.

After everything was settled, the industrious little boy Fang Ding wiped his hair and turned on the computer, and logged in to Jiansan, who was complained about eight hundred times by him and Xu Haihai every day, thinking that today would be over again in his heart!

During the day, there are a lot of student parties, and most of them are idle. As soon as Fang Ding went online, he received a secret message from the idler Liang Sheng, "What are you doing?"

[Mu Yunfei] said quietly: I didn't do anything, I just went online.

[Liang Sheng] said quietly: Come to play the Candle Dragon Palace?

[Mu Yunfei] said quietly: Why are you playing Candle Dragon Palace?

[Liang Sheng] said quietly: Whoring Lu Xun.

[Mu Yunfei] quietly said: ...

[Liang Sheng] said quietly: Ta Yan Wu Zai, as Tiance, why don't you even have this awareness.

[Mu Yunfei] quietly said: - I am a life player.

[Liang Sheng] said quietly: Tsk, you can be considered a PVP anyway.

[Mu Yunfei] said quietly: In fact, my real occupation is a second-hand trader in a trading house.

[Liang Sheng] said quietly: ... Don't be poor, come here to brush horses, and you can get a windfall when you get out, which is better than you pouring licorice.

[Mu Yunfei] said quietly: Who told you that what I dumped was licorice! ?

[Liang Sheng] said quietly: Then what are you fussing about?

[Mu Yunfei] said quietly: The bronze key.

[Liang Sheng] said quietly: ... If you are idle, you are also idle, click me to join the group.

Fang Ding clicked to apply to join the team, and then saw a dozen other idle people, a group of people rushed to the Candle Dragon Hall to prostitute Lu Xun.

As an incomprehensible Erdao dealer PVP player, Fang Ding's enthusiasm for dungeons is inversely proportional to the time he spends playing Sword III. Since the late 80s, it has been so low that he can kill this version before it ends. If you type all the copies of it, it is worthy of this version.But when Candle Dragon Palace first came out, he still went to fight, and was tortured to death by Lu Xun and Lei Shen.Don't ask why they weren't abused by the old man Tianzhu, because their regiment broke up before they got there.What, you said it was very difficult to open up wasteland in the Candle Dragon Palace with 25 people?Do you think they played 25 people?Until the end of the 80s, Fang Ding only cleared the 10-person Candle Dragon Palace. In this book, his little enthusiasm was basically completely exhausted.

In Fang Ding's memory, Lu Xun has always been a very handsome BOSS. Even though he was covered in flames and swung his gun to kill one DPS after another, it still did not affect his image in Fang Ding's heart.However, when it comes to this, we have to mention another BOSS. This BOSS has a Gundam-like appearance, and its name is Thor.It is very melancholy and hesitant. Its feeling does not know where it came from, and it goes deeper and deeper, sometimes clockwise and sometimes counterclockwise, sometimes floating all over the ground and turning into landmines. It directly teaches that the living can die, but the dead cannot live.

Of course, no matter what, the BOSS is innocent. At the feet of the Thunder God of the South, Fang Ding encountered one of the factors that made him, or many people, plummet in his enthusiasm for the book, the best treatment.The healer is a veritable Qixiu, dressed in the Southern Emperor, holding a special prop for the duo in his hand - the big fan of the blood shadow Tianyu dancer. In addition to her, there is also a little Wudu who has just reached the level not long ago. It was brought by the leader, and it was called Shichu. First brother.However, the joy is always short-lived, and the tragedy is always silent. At the beginning, the nine people who walked together didn't feel anything wrong, and no one died anyway.Until I came to the feet of Thor, the gears of fate began to spin like a lack of oil.

As we said before, Thor is a very melancholy boss, but he is still very decent, at least it will give you a prompt before it shoots to let you stand behind it quickly.The head of the group is a good young man, and every time he tells everyone to hide in the back of the microphone.But even so, the Qixiu MM with the special props for Errenzhuan still died over and over again, over and over again.Although Brother Shichu has the heart to turn the tide, but his heart is more than enough.

After dying five or six times, the leader couldn't take it anymore, "Xiuxiu, why do you keep dying?"

"I'm stuck," Xiuxiu said.

At this time, Fang Ding thought of the three common excuses that Xu Haihai summed up by the top treatment. When a group of top treatment victims is wiped out, they will never admit their mistakes first. There are three excuses they often use. First, T The equipment is too bad, and no one can change it. Second, the DPS is too low, and the time to fight the boss is too long.If neither of the above two groups of people has soft persimmons to pinch, well, they still have the omnipotent third, high latency, too low FPS, stuck!

"Then you take a big step back and restart," said the team leader.

When Xiuxiu retreated and came back up again, the group leader asked, "Are you still stuck? If you still get stuck, you can quit, and we will find another treatment."

"It's not stuck anymore," Xiuxiu said.

Do you think this is the end, do you think they fought side by side to overthrow Thunder God and then ran to Xingxiu Laoxian's hut together?you are wrong!

After Xiuxiu was shot twice to death by Thunder God, the lights in Xiaowudu's dormitory were turned off. Poor Xiaowudu, he still didn't get the achievement of clearing the 10-person Candle Dragon Palace until the lights were turned off.At this time, Fang Ding was also sleepy, and wanted to fight quickly, but relying on this treatment was impossible, and the boss didn't need T, so Fang Ding discussed with the team leader, and opened up his own five-drug trumpet .The head of the group said very guilty, "In this way, the CD of your Wudu account will be hacked."

Fang Dingte waved his hand generously, "It's okay, I won't beat you if it's not black."

At that time, Fang Ding's five-poison man only had Chi Ling, and all of them were exchanged for chivalry.But the facts have proved that as long as he is not brain-dead or hand-dead, it is no problem for Chi Lingtao to clear the 10-person Candle Dragon Palace.After Fang Ding's Five Poisons came up, Thunder God beat it twice.The first time she hit 90%, Xiuxiu lay down, Fang Ding struggled to get to 30% of the treatment alone, the second time Xiuxiu was still lying down at 90%, Fang Ding continued to treat alone, no Was shot, did not step on a landmine, did not hit a thunderstorm.In the final stage, I cheerfully blocked the current with my friends, and flexibly used the Phoenix Gu to solve a current by myself. After jumping up on the spot, I recruited butterflies to strangle the butterflies. Thanks to Qiansi, with the concerted efforts of the friends, Thunder God finally died.

Although Raytheon died, the head of the group was still very unhappy, "Xiuxiu, didn't you just say that you are not stuck, why do you die if you shoot, and you die if you shoot, our group only treats Su Chuan, right?" ?”

"It's not my fault, it always shoots from my side," Xiuxiu said aggrieved.

Fang Ding was about to vomit blood when he heard this, and the head of the group was even angrier, "I let you join the group to play the book, to sell your sister's cuteness. Wearing Nanhuang and using a big fan to beat you into such a brainless, you can't read the prompts." , I’m calling you, you can’t hear me, you can’t tell the clockwise from the counterclockwise, and you can’t tell the left from the right!”

What, you ask why this leader is not as sympathetic as most of the leaders, because she is a woman.

That night, Fang Ding also didn't get the customs clearance achievement, because Xiuxiu was scolded away, but this is not important, the key is that her relationship also went away.Although it wasn't a very difficult book, 7 people couldn't push it through, so everyone disbanded on the spot.

It is said that Xiuxiu's gang and the group leader's gang fought for a week, and the gang war ended with Xiuxiu and his love leaving the gang.A month later, Fang Ding met the bitter little Wudu every day. At this time, the little Wudu had already practiced a set of extraordinary fingering skills after a month of PVP suffering.But when he thought of that night, he couldn't help crying. The reason for howling was because the treatment had imprinted the difficulty of PVE on his young mind. On the PVP road of the pants, the two cried together, squatting at the door of the Hall of Silence and singing, "That night, you hurt me!"

Due to these unbearable past events, Fang Ding really didn't have a good impression of the copy of Candle Dragon Palace, but when he thought of seeing the handsome Lu Xun BOSS, he still rushed over.Liang Sheng first asked symbolically, no one had ever typed this book, and then a group of trumpets typed 1, and Fang Ding also typed 1.

[Team][Liang Sheng]: Why haven't you played before! ?

[Team][Mu Yunfei]: I'm a rookie!

[Team][Liang Sheng]: A rookie with a wrinkled face?

[Team][Mu Yunfei]: I want to leave the group--

[Team][Liang Sheng]: Brother, I was wrong. It’s okay if you haven’t played before. I’ll take you to get achievements today.

A group of people kicked the mouse king and the bat king vigorously, and went to prostitute Lu Xun non-stop.Boss Lu is still handsome, but his time has passed.It's not that the adults have become hooligans, but that the hooligans have finally grown up, and Boss Lu finally died heroically under the ravages of everyone.

[Team][Liang Sheng]: [Mu Yunfei] Why don't you fight monsters!

[Team][Mu Yunfei]: I like him so much... I can't bear to do it.

[Team] [Liang Sheng]: ...

Liang Sheng went to touch the boss of Xialu, and then a miracle happened, happiness came so suddenly that it almost blinded everyone's aluminum alloy dog ​​eyes.

[Team][Mu Yunfei]: -0- is it really out?

[Team] [Liang Sheng]:!Jun Ye, your package is really worth it!

[Team][Mu Yunfei]: I didn't make a group...

[Team][Liang Sheng]: Didn't mention you, you poor--

[Team][Mu Yunfei]: →_→What's wrong with being poor, tomorrow I will raise the price of the bronze key, so that you can't even open the box.

[Team][Liang Sheng]: I'll talk to you after the salary is divided.

Fang Ding was quite happy when he saw that there was an extra [-] gold in the bag.After distributing the money, everyone left, and he and Liang Sheng were the only ones left in the regiment. Fang Ding was about to leave the team too, but Liang Sheng stopped him.

[Team][Liang Sheng]: What is your apprentice's background?

[Team][Mu Yunfei]: Huh?You said first grade?

[Team][Liang Sheng]: That's right.

[Team][Mu Yunfei]: What background does he have? I picked him up when I was catching horses.

[Team][Liang Sheng]: Then why does Zhan Hongchen offer him a reward every day?

[Team][Mu Yunfei]: Who is Zhan Hongchen?

[Team][Liang Sheng]: That's what I told you last time, that kid from a rich family, Zhan Hongchen is his tuba. .

[Team][Mu Yunfei]: Oh, is that what you said we play games and others play us?

[Team][Liang Sheng]: Yes.

[Team][Mu Yunfei]: Don’t you all know that about half a month ago, I played JJC with my apprentice and killed his monk account, and then he kept offering rewards to my apprentice.

[Team][Liang Sheng]: No, can he go on and on about this thing?

[Team][Mu Yunfei]: But apart from this, there is nothing else.

[Team][Liang Sheng]: Last night, when my alias was catching horses in Wuliang Mountain, I saw your apprentice torture Zhan Hongchen.

[Team][Mu Yunfei]: -0- You have misunderstood the person, he can throw himself into the river with a single crane.

[Team][Liang Sheng]: I hid from the side and watched for a long time, it seems that Zhan Hongchen hit him first, and then he beat him up, and sat on him to guard his body after the beating.

[Team][Mu Yunfei]: -0-I always feel that you are not talking about him...

[Team][Liang Sheng]: Damn, I watched it for 5 minutes, can I be mistaken, isn't your apprentice called Chuyi?

[Team][Mu Yunfei]: Yes...

[Team][Liang Sheng]: Think about it, the kind of master who is blinded by all the equipment, is young, and is full of vigor. He must be unconvinced when he is hacked like this in the wild.When I saw Zhan Hongchen, I got up on the spot twice. When your apprentice finished torturing him and guarded his corpse, you still asked him, "Little boy, do you still want to offer a reward?"

[Team][Mu Yunfei]: ...

[Team][Liang Sheng]: I think your apprentice is definitely not simple. Think about it, the first day of junior high school has a two-character name, and the rate of duplicate names is relatively high, but he can always occupy this name and serve you well. I haven't seen anyone with the name @XX service in the first grade of junior high school. What does this mean?

[Team][Mu Yunfei]: Explain what?

[Team][Liang Sheng]: I’m only talking about one possibility. He’s an old player who started playing very early. In order to merge servers without duplication of names, he built He took a trumpet named Chuyi, so that he could keep this name all the time no matter whether he was in the past or in the past.

[Team][Mu Yunfei]: ...the amount of information is too much, let me think about it.