Sword Three: Broken halberd and sinking into the sand

Fang Ding sorted out his thoughts, what Liang Sheng was talking about should be the time when he ate Malatang yesterday.It took less than half an hour to even buy and eat. When he returned to the game, the first day of the junior high school was no longer where the two hung up at the beginning. At that time, they were talking about catching the red snake.And according to what Liang Sheng said, during that time Wuliang Mountain did refresh the Red Snake, so in the process of catching the horse on the first day of the junior high school, he met Zhan Hongchen by chance and abused him?But...Fang Ding thought back to the way He Gui smashed himself into the moat at the beginning, who would believe such a master if he said he abused the RMB players?Fang Ding thought about sitting on Zhan Hongchen's corpse on the first day of the junior high school and said with a grinning smile, "Small, there is no reward yet", and then shivered.

However, this is not the first time Fang Ding has encountered such a thing.As early as the late 70s, L'Oreal's Er Que accepted a female apprentice with a similar illness.At the beginning, he was showing off to everyone, "My apprentice is a cute girl with a nice voice and good looks." Fang Ding and Xu Haihai had seen the so-called photo of the girl, and they didn't know if it was true or not. It should be a cosplay work, the traces of PS are so obvious that even a blind person can see it, but L'Oreal's silly X can't see it.Of course, this is all secondary, even if it is not uncommon to use other people's photos, the key is that L'Oreal's soft girl apprentice is so soft that even the blame can't bear to beat her.

"Master, stop hitting those monsters, they are so pitiful."

Fang Ding, Xu Haihai and others were squatting in the corner of YY at that time, and almost spit out blood when they heard this sentence.Do not blame you to play your uncle MMRPG!Everyone in the gang was silent, only L'Oreal said in a mean-spirited manner, "Apprentice, you are so kind~~"

Later, I don't know if I found a power leveling or something, anyway, L'Oreal, the disgusting Bara's apprentice, has reached the full level, L'Oreal happily invited Xu Haihai and the others to play Xiaozhanbao, and wanted to give his apprentice the Yanyu brand.As a result, all nine of them made money, and his apprentice couldn't come alive.In the team channel, he said repeatedly, "I don't want to fight monsters, master, don't let me fight monsters."

L'Oreal immediately said considerately: "We fight, you don't need to do it."

The apprentice said, "But I can't bear to look at it."

Anyway, Xiao Zhanbao failed in the end, and L'Oreal was complained by others, but this was not the climax of the matter.

One day after that, when Qianshan Muxue went to Jinshui Town to dig grass, she saw a conversation between the wonderful apprentice and another player.What you are talking about is nothing else but Dihua Palace’s style of play. The strange flower girl speaks clearly and logically, and there are even some Dihua Houshan’s style of play. Don't you even have the heart to fight monsters?

In line with the principle of serious gossip without leaving any dead ends, Qianshan Muxue took screenshots of the conversations between the two and sent them to L'Oreal. After reading it, L'Oreal was silent for a long time and said, "I see." Apprentice.

The strange apprentice has been talked about by people in the gang for a long time, saying that she cheated L'Oreal, but you still can't tell what she cheated.scam money?L'Oreal didn't even take a picture of her equipment, cheated her, and L'Oreal didn't do anything to her, just begged for a little bit of cheapness. Could it be that all this effort was just to realize a delicate flower's dream?

With such a lesson of split personality, Fang Ding is not too shocked by Liang Sheng's abnormal behavior in the first year of junior high school. After all, everyone in the game is playing the kind of person they want to be in reality.A soft girl may only have a soft voice, and may not even have a soft voice at ordinary times. In reality, the camp commander of Niu X may be just a small employee, a local tyrant who spends money and equipment, and may be just an ordinary businessman in reality. , everyone is looking for a kind of psychological comfort.

Although Fang Ding's personalities split into two, four, or eight in the first year of junior high school, people are curious, and Fang Ding still wants to know what kind of person the first day of junior high school is like.

[Team][Liang Sheng]: What, I'm scared, talk! ?

[Team][Mu Yunfei]: No.

[Team][Liang Sheng]: What's wrong, what I saw with my own eyes can be wrong?

[Team][Mu Yunfei]: Don't you tell me to take me to get the clearance achievement?Everyone is gone, take a fart!

[Team] [Liang Sheng]: ...

Fang Ding refused to let go, Liang Sheng had to compromise, promising not only to take Fang Ding to prostitute Lu Xun next time, but also to take him to get the achievement of customs clearance, Fang Ding walked away with his wallet in his hands in satisfaction.