Records of Demons in the Republic of China

There were many people on the road, so the carriage moved slowly. Brigadier Wu bumped into the carriage, and then fell backwards and sat on the ground with force.The coachman was startled, and immediately stopped the horses by yelling, and the curtain of the window of the carriage was lifted, and a big, shiny round head stuck out: "What's wrong?"

The coachman jumped out of the carriage and replied, "Master, it's nothing serious, this little girl suddenly ran out of the alley and hit our car!"

As soon as this remark came out, Da Yuan's head immediately turned to Brigadier Wu who was on the ground; and Brigadier Wu suffered from the sudden bump just now, and now his elbows and shoulders were all in pain.Lifting his head with tears in his eyes, he happened to meet the big round head face to face.

In addition to being round and fat, the big round head has many other features that other people can't match. For example, his ear-length hair parted in the middle consumes a lot of hair tonic every day, and most people can't comb it; Two thin beards, if you don't have enough spare time, you can never trim them so uniquely.Two squinted eyes stared down at Brigadier Wu, with a big round head, I saw that the other party was a tall and slender girl—or a big daughter-in-law, with a melon-seeded face with tears hanging down, not only beautiful, but also very pitiful, really It can be called a rare beauty in this county.A smile couldn't be restrained on Dayuan's face, and Dayuan's head opened his mouth: "That woman, in broad daylight, why are you running in panic?"

Brigadier Wu has often shed tears these days, and his nose has never been happy. At this moment, he replied: "Help, there is a bad guy chasing me!"

When the big round head heard this, he immediately shook his beard and made a gesture of righteous indignation: "What? There are disciples who dare to harass women in the street in broad daylight? It's against him! Don't be afraid, with someone like me here, let's see which villain How dare you touch your finger!"

Brigadier Wu was a little dazed when he heard this, but the driver opened his mouth at this moment, pointing to the big round head in the window with both hands: "Don't you know our Master Liu?"

After hearing this, Brigadier Wu could not help but sit up straight, and because he was too surprised, he stopped crying.

Although Mr. Liu is over half a century old, he met a woman who was close to his eyes by chance, and he rose up temporarily, giving birth to the ambition of being a hero to save the beauty.He ordered the coachman to pick up his whip and go straight to the depths of the alley. As he got off the carriage, he said proudly, "Little girl, you don't have to be afraid. When a villain meets me, it's like coal fire meeting ice, a mouse meeting a cat." , I, Liu, give an order, and they will die without a place to bury them!" Then he moved his thick legs and swayed his fat buttocks, and walked all the way in front of Brigadier Wu, condescendingly re-examined this beauty.Brigadier Wu stood up and wanted to stand up, but suddenly realized that he was wearing women's clothing. If he showed his secrets on the street, he would not only make a joke, but also might be sent to the county government for interrogation.Thinking of this, he hastily changed his posture, clamping his legs tightly, because he knew his feet were big and his pants were too short to cover his shoes, so he curled his toes shyly, his whole body was like a snake Like a tree, it wobbled upright.When Master Liu saw his skill, his heart skipped a beat, and he secretly praised: "This little girl is so damn graceful!"

At this time, the groom ran back with his whip in his hand, and said out of breath, "Master! That thief ran so fast, the little one hadn't caught up with him, and he turned the corner ahead!"

Hearing this, Mr. Liu didn't force him, he just shook his head at Brigadier Wu, and asked with a smile: "Young lady, did the bump just now hurt you? If you can trust my reputation, Liu Degao, then Please follow me for a while, firstly, I want to find a doctor to come over to show you, and secondly, I want to see the girl alone, as if she is in trouble, I, Liu, dare not say anything else, in these three counties Among the five villages, he is the number one benevolent person in Tianzi, if you don't believe me—" He raised his hand and pointed at the boy at the door of the stewed meat shop next to him: "Ask him!"

Hearing this, the little fellow hesitated to retreat into the shop, but Brigadier Wu's heart turned seventeen or eight times in an instant—he just refused to cooperate with Jiuyi because he felt that Jiuyi was so Demands are difficult for others, and I am determined that there is no possibility of success; but now that Mr. Liu has sent it to the door, he thinks of Jiuyi's various methods, and his mind has some activities-Jiuyi is not easy to mess with, and I know this very well , Wouldn't it be great if he could get a fortune without making enemies with Jiuyi?

Thinking of this, Brigadier Wu imitated his wives, lowered his head and twisted his shoulders, and replied in a thin voice: "Then... let's go!"

Brigadier Wu got into Master Liu's big carriage, followed Jiuyi's original instructions all the way, and told a big lie, saying that he was a family of several relatives who went out to visit relatives, but because they were separated by the military disaster, he came here alone. Speaking of this, he added with a guilty conscience: "In order to save my life, I cut my hair short specially, and wanted to disguise myself as a man, but before I could disguise myself, I ran into a villain on that small road."

Mr. Liu looked at him happily, and didn't want to know whether what he said was true or not—anyway, the eldest girl got into his big carriage, so what does it matter if it is true or not?He saved the eldest girl to sleep, as long as he can sleep, that's fine!

Within a moment, Master Liu brought Brigadier Wu back to his home.Master Liu, as a celebrity and gentry in this county, his family is naturally luxurious, but according to Brigadier Wu, it is still slightly inferior to his own family. I can only hate that fat lady at home, who has a heart like a snake and a scorpion, and is really willing to drive herself out .Such beautiful pavilions and pavilions are all left to the fat lady and her natal brother.

On this first night, Mr. Liu treated him with courtesy, and was very warm and friendly to him. He also gave him delicious food and drinks. Brigadier Wu is relatively empty and lonely now. He ate and drank at Mr. Liu's house for a long time. After a pause, he thought to himself that if he was a woman, it would be good to settle down in Liu's house for the time being, at least this day is really comfortable.After nightfall, Mr. Liu arranged a guest room for him. Brigadier Wu traveled all day long, eating and sleeping in the open air. Now he locked the door and turned on the lamp, and slept on the soft and warm bed. He also felt very comfortable.

Turning over comfortably, he opened his mouth wide and yawned, and stretched his legs on the bed rails, but just as he was turning over to sleep, he suddenly felt his cheeks cool, and immediately raised his hand to touch it. , He first touched a layer of rough hard skin, and then he felt the shape of a toe claw. At the same time, a voice sounded in his ear: "Don't be afraid, it's me."

Brigadier Wu held his breath and turned his head abruptly. Taking advantage of the faint moonlight outside the window, he found a four-legged snake lying quietly beside his pillow—the one that Jiuyi carried with him!