Records of Demons in the Republic of China

After fastening the monk's robe, Jiuyi raised his head and cast a sharp gaze from under his thick eyebrows: "Brigade Commander Wu, tell me, do you agree or not!"

Brigadier Wu carried a big umbrella and tightened his thin shoulders: "What did you ask me to do?"

Jiuyi smiled: "It's very simple. Master Liu in the city is about to take a concubine. I want you to take this opportunity to disguise yourself as a woman and bring my Ah Si to sneak into Liu's house. Ah Si will do the rest. As long as you can protect yourself!"

Brigadier Wu thought for a while, then boldly shook his head: "Master, to tell you the truth, I'm really busy, you'd better find someone else for this good thing, I'm really in a hurry to see my sister, I... "

Jiu Yi looked at him without moving, and at the same time said in a low voice: "Brigade Commander Wu, do you still remember how those little girls in your family died?"

Then he slightly raised the corners of his mouth and revealed a sinister smile: "I can exorcise demons, and even kill people!"

When Brigadier Wu heard this, his small face immediately turned pale, and the two white hands holding the handle of the umbrella evenly shivered: "You...I..."

Brigadier Wu stuttered at Jiuyi for 3 minutes without uttering a single sentence. During these 3 minutes, the rainstorm stopped, the sky turned blue, and a rainbow even appeared in the distance.Jiuyi snatched Brigadier Wu's big umbrella, and let the four-legged snake crawl into his arms.Then, holding an umbrella in one hand and leading Brigadier Wu in the other, he took a decisive step and started walking towards the city gate.

Brigadier Wu gradually regained his composure, and then Liushenwuzhu began to cry—Jiuyi was a bandit, he would always have a chance to escape; Not much.If a person is haunted by ghosts, it may be useless to flee to Beijing.The more Brigadier Wu thought about it, the more desperate he became, and finally, with the courage to seek death, he started nagging again: "I am really unlucky, first I was frightened in Qingyun Mountain, and now I met you again..."

When Jiuyi heard this, he suddenly felt a little curious: "Isn't Qingyun Mountain a place where people live? Why are you frightened there?"

Brigadier Wu replied sadly: "I didn't go to Qingyun Mountain, I just passed by under that mountain, and guess what, I saw Haoyue—that's my living fairy Haoyue, the one who bickered with you, remember ?”

Jiuyi nodded, and kept striding forward: "So he was there, then what?"

Brigadier Wu raised his hand to wipe away his tears, and continued: "Then? Then I was really scared to death. You saw my Haoyue too, with a small split head; but the Haoyue at the foot of Qingyun Mountain is a long-haired old man, who looks like Haoyue It’s quite similar. I asked him how his hair grew so fast, but he said he didn’t know me; I asked him if he had been to the United States with his master, and he said that it was his younger brother who went to the United States. Asked him if he knew the fat lady in my family, he said that he just came back from Tianjin and never knew Mrs. Wu—Master Monroe. He also said that he was Haoyue, and the old Taoist next to him also called him senior brother, That is definitely not wrong. He is right, my modern Haoyue must be wrong, the more I think about it, the more afraid I am..."

Jiuyi sneered: "Don't be afraid, after I finish this deal, I'll go and catch that bastard back, and let you see his true colors!"

Jiu Yi brought Brigadier Wu into the city, and against Brigadier Wu's strong opposition, he sent Brigadier Wu's big umbrella and satin coat to the pawnshop for a few odds and ends.Then Brigadier Wu was held down and searched again, and he found a small roll of banknotes.With these banknotes, I went to a second-hand clothes shop to buy a coarse cloth women's dress and a big-flowered handkerchief. Jiuyi took Brigadier Wu to a secluded place, forced him to change into a woman's clothes, and tied the big-flowered handkerchief around his head to cover his head. The short hair covering his head—in the countryside outside the city, peasant women often wrap their hair with handkerchiefs when they are working, so although Brigadier Commander Wu's appearance looks strange, it is not enough for people to see at a glance. There is a big problem.

The size of the old clothes is too small, which makes Brigadier Wu have a waist and a butt. Looking at the back, she is a tall and slender girl, but her feet are big, but they are not too big, because Brigadier Wu Always belonged to the small feet family.

After dressing up Brigadier Wu, Jiuyi stretched out the four-legged snake from his arms, and began to discuss conspiracy and tricks with the four-legged snake one by one.Brigadier Wu sat on the side with his head in his arms, listening to the four-legged snake's bad ideas and croaking human words. It really felt like he had stepped on the ground and fell into a nightmare, and it was a very absurd nightmare.

An hour later, the conspiracy of Jiu Yi and Si Li Snake took shape.Jiuyi turned to Brigadier Wu and said, "It's your turn now. After walking through the street ahead and turning another corner, the big house at the entrance of the alley is Master Liu's house. Master Liu has to go out every afternoon. It's still early, hurry up and find a way to charm Master Liu and let him take you into the house!"

After hearing this, Brigadier Wu felt that he would not be able to do this even if he died, so he squatted on the ground, wanting to play tricks: "I won't seduce the old man, I can't do it!"

Jiu Yi stared at him, shook his big fist: "No, I'll beat you!"

Brigadier Wu raised his hand to protect his head, and wanted to cry again: "I won't even beat you!"

Jiu Yi went around behind him, reached out and pinched the back of his neck: "Then I'll carry you over!"

Brigadier Wu beat him with his back: "Don't touch me! If you touch me again, I'll call for someone to come over and beat the goblin!"

Seeing that he was suddenly disobedient when things came to a head, Jiuyi was as anxious as treating a chicken, grabbing his thin neck and wanting to lift him up.Brigadier Wu thought he was going to strangle him to death, so frightened, he struggled desperately, got up and ran.Jiuyi's momentary negligence actually made him jump several meters forward.Seeing that this darling was really about to run away, Jiuyi took big strides to chase after him, because there was a road ahead, which was the most prosperous street in the county.If Brigadier Wu got into the crowd, it would be difficult to catch him.

However, after running no more than ten steps forward, Jiuyi stopped his steps abruptly, and at the same time he heard horses neighing in front of him, but it was Brigadier Wu's momentum that was too strong, and he bumped headfirst into a large carriage passing by in front of him!