Records of Demons in the Republic of China

In the rainy weather, Jiuyi was walking in the wild mountains outside the city, because there was nowhere to hide, and he was afraid of being struck by lightning when he sat under a tree, so he squatted in the wild grass middle.The four-legged snake was sent into the city by him as a spy, and he was waiting here alone, because the four-legged snake never came back, so he seemed to be trapped and couldn't go anywhere.

He only had an old monk's robe covering his body. He had been squatting in the heavy rain for a long time, and the monk's robe was soaked by the rain.Jiu Yi first closed his eyes and endured it. After enduring it for a while, he had an idea, but he got up, took off his monk robe, and stood in the rain with his buttocks naked.Kneading the monk's robe like a towel in his hands, Jiuyi began to take a bath in the rainwater from the sky. While washing, he whistled comfortably. The only regret was that the rainwater was too fast. Looking up, the rain was about to pour into his mouth.

Jiuyi was once clean and beautiful, and was once a pious and true monk.However, the young true monk fell in love with a weasel spirit in the mountain behind the temple.That weasel spirit is enchanting on the outside, but pure on the inside, and she only practices self-care, and never farts to harm others.Jiuyi loves her to death, but how can the Buddha and the goblin get married?

So the young monk left the temple and willingly wandered into the world of demons. After wandering around for an unknown number of years, the weasel spirit was dead, but he was still there.Flowers, plants, insects, and beasts have become spirits, and their life spans are much longer than before; Jiu Yi can't remember how many years he has lived, and sometimes he thinks that he will become a demon too, so he can be called a human demon.

Jiuyi had a great time washing, but he was hungry, and the reason why he was hungry was of course to blame that little white dog.That thing made him waste a big four-legged snake in Wu Zhai, and also made him accidentally lose his big iron bowl. In order to chase the dog, a pair of broken shoes on his feet also flew away, and ended up in the crop field After stepping on a foot of shit, this old account is calculated in detail, which really makes Jiuyi furious, even though Jiuyi has a big bald head and no hair all year round.

Lifting one foot up to the old tree trunk in front of him, Jiuyi wrapped his hands in his monk's robe, hating the white dog secretly, and rubbing the old mud. Just as he was exerting his strength, his eyes suddenly slanted, and he noticed that the four legs The snake didn't know when, but it came back silently.At this moment, it was on all fours with its flat head up, watching Jiuyi take a bath without blinking, and at the same time opened its mouth wide, and a puddle of rainwater had already accumulated in its mouth.

Seeing that Jiuyi had found him, the four-legged snake immediately crawled up in front of him, shaking its head and tail, stood upright and clawed at the trunk of the old tree with its two front paws, and at the same time opened its mouth wide and spoke in human language: "Jiuyi, your skin is light!" Bare, long legs, thick arms, big buttocks, so beautiful! If I practice for another 50 years, can I become like you?"

Jiuyi always had a bad attitude towards goblins. After hearing the four-legged snake's praise, he sullenly said, "Superficial! Have you done what you were asked to do?"

The four-legged snake immediately climbed up the tree in a stinging manner, and climbed up to Jiuyi along a slanting branch: "I have already found out that the richest family in this city is Mr. Zhu's family, but Mr. Zhu In the city of Beijing, this is his hometown. There is only one empty house, and no one lives in the house. There are many houses down from Marshal Zhu. One is the head of the county security team, but it is said that the head is very vicious. We'd better not provoke him; I think the most suitable one is Mr. Liu who runs a grain store. All the grain in the county is sold by Liu's family. Mr. Liu died rich. Now, I heard, he is I want to ask for a third concubine!"

Jiuyi withdrew his foot from the tree, rubbed his toes in the independent posture of a golden rooster, and said thoughtfully at the same time: "It's a pity that the big one died, otherwise, this time it can just let it continue to run. "

When the four-legged snake heard that Jiuyi still couldn't forget the big four-legged snake, he gave him a sour look: "I can play tricks, too!"

Jiu Yi disagreed: "Your mana is too weak, at best you can only scare children—" Then he suddenly changed his mind: "You said Master Liu wants to beg for a concubine?"

The four-legged snake nodded its head: "Yes! I heard it while lying on the roof of Liu's house!"

Jiuyi rolled his eyes, then put down his feet and stood firm: "Come down, show me a woman!"

The four-legged snake was dumbfounded: "I am a male, I can only become a boy"

Jiuyi became impatient: "It's okay, kid, try to make me prettier!"

The four-legged snake closed its eyes and bowed its head, silent.After a moment of silence, there was a faint blue light in its flat head.And the blue light became more and more intense, and the light cluster slowly expanded, not only engulfing the four-legged snake's head and tail, but also continued to expand, gradually becoming the shape of a human body.The clearer the shape of the human body, the weaker the light, and finally when the light disappeared completely, the four-legged snake on the branch disappeared, and a thin young man replaced it.Jiuyi took a closer look, and saw that the young man looked about fourteen or fifteen years old, with light eyebrows, mung bean eyes, a flat nose, a big mouth, and almost no chin.Hugging the branch with hands and feet, he raised his head and smiled at Jiuyi: "Jiuyi, am I beautiful?"

Seeing his virtue, Jiu Yi burst into anger when he was disappointed, and immediately scolded: "You are so beautiful! I want you to disguise yourself as a woman and sneak into Liu's house, and when the time comes, I will frighten him to the bum and make me big!" Give it a vote! You are so good, so ugly! With your appearance, you still want to be someone's concubine, and you can't even want to be a girl..."

A fire of hunger was burning in Jiuyi's heart, and he was furious, cursing more and more fiercely; while the four-legged snake was originally weak in mana, but now it was frightened, and became more and more confused, its legs clamped between the branches suddenly fell into a ball of green In the light, the blue light became bigger and stronger, and soon engulfed him.When the light disappeared, the four-legged snake also returned to its original shape.Sticking out his tongue and licking his eyes, he was so dazed by Jiu Yi's scolding that he couldn't help but want to look around.

After looking around, he suddenly realized the situation, before Jiuyi could finish cursing, he had already jumped up and threw himself on Jiuyi.The two front paws stretched out to cover Jiuyi's nipples, and the two hind paws stretched out to grab Jiuyi's belly. A snake's tail hung down flexibly and curled up, just wrapping around Jiuyi's lifeblood son.Flattening against Jiuyi's chest and abdomen, the four-legged snake shouted loudly: "No! Someone is here! Jiuyi put on your robe!"