Records of Demons in the Republic of China

Jiu Yi turned his head inexplicably, and he saw a lonely figure appearing on the mountain road in the distance. The man was carrying a big umbrella and lowered his head. He was walking hard in the wind and rain. A nine Yi.Unexpectedly, he heard the howling of the four-legged snake. The man raised his head when he heard the sound, and saw a large sleeve of a toga flashing in front of him, and then a big bald head turned to him.

Through the vast rain curtain, the visitor could only vaguely see that Jiuyi was dressed as a monk; and Jiuyi had sharp eyes and ears, and at this moment, he shot a torch-like gaze at the man, and recognized the other party's identity at a glance-Brigade Commander Wu Xiuzhai!

Since the last time he chased the little white dog out of the Wu residence, this was the first time that Jiuyi met Brigadier Wu again.In his memory, Brigadier Wu was a boy with a white face wrapped in silk, and the person in front of him was still wearing silk and his face was still very white, but compared with the Brigadier Wu in his memory, Always seems like something is missing.After looking up and down at Brigadier Wu, Jiuyi found that he was missing two things: one was his prestige, and the other was his followers.It's obviously very wrong for the dignified brigade leader to walk alone in the wilderness with an umbrella on his shoulders.

At this moment, Brigadier Wu stepped on the muddy ground and limped and slipped to the front of Jiuyi.Jiuyi kept looking at him, and for no reason, he also raised his head and stared at Jiuyi subconsciously.When the two sides got close enough, Brigadier Wu stopped and tentatively opened his mouth: "You... are Master Monroe?"

Jiuyi had just wrapped his monk robes in an instant, and now he folded his front, and while examining Brigadier Wu's description with ulterior motives, he replied: "It's the poor monk, aren't you Brigadier Wu? How many months are you doing?"

Brigadier Wu stood slender in front of Jiuyi, carrying a huge black cloth umbrella on one shoulder.Facing Jiu Yi, he raised his white melon-seeded face, and his frowning mouth showed canine teeth: "Hey, Master, haven't you heard about me?"

Jiu Yi was taken aback, then subconsciously raised his hand and touched his head: "You? I chased that son of a bitch out of the city that day, and never went back—what's the matter with you?"

Brigadier Wu sniffed and flattened his mouth aggrievedly, and replied in a nasal voice: "My brother-in-law, Marshal Huo, isn't he gone? My sister followed him for a while, but in the end, I didn't get any inheritance. The brigade commander was also fucked. Seeing that my family lost power, the wicked woman in my family immediately changed her face and asked me to send out all the little ones in the family. But master, you may have seen it too, I, Wu Although people are handsome and have a natural and unrestrained temperament, I am the most infatuated with women. They have already entered our door, so how can we say that they are expelled? Besides, none of them are over twenty. At least we have to wait until they are over thirty before kicking them out! Master, tell me, am I right?"

Hearing Brigadier Wu's weeping words, Jiuyi first blinked his eyes expressionlessly, then secretly had another thought.This idea has not yet formed, so while thinking, he nodded and replied perfunctorily: "Yes, yes, yes, I can see it after forty and then push it out."

Hearing this, Brigadier Wu couldn't help standing up: "That's right! In today's world, where food prices are rising day by day, how can you do it without any economic sense? But that fat girl in my family only knows Jealous! Seeing my refusal, she acted violently, and together with her natal brother, rebelled against me! Not only did my aunts and concubines be kicked out of the house, but even I was kicked out by them! Master, you practitioner, I don’t understand how bad the people’s hearts are now. It’s the walls that are falling down and people pushing, and drums being broken by thousands of people. My friends are now in despair, and they all run away when they meet.” He stomped his feet when he said this: “ Hmph! I am also ambitious! Although I have no food, no housing, no money, but I just walk on two feet, and I have to go to Beijing to beg all the way! When I get to Beijing, let my sister take care of me! "

When Jiuyi heard this, he immediately gave a thumbs up: "Okay, I really have ambition."

Then he put down his hands and continued to examine Brigadier Wu, his eyes were straight like arrowheads, through Brigadier Wu's trousers and jacket, he saw Brigadier Wu's flesh and blood.But Brigadier Wu felt aggrieved and aggrieved, and met someone who was willing to listen to him on the way, so he nagged for a while.When the nagging was over, he felt relieved, and only then did he realize that the monk in front of him was a demon monk.And whether this demon monk is good or evil is still an unsolved case, and there is no conclusion.

Seeing Jiuyi staring at him with piercing eyes, and his two eyeballs rolling around his body, Brigadier Wu's heart began to tremble, and his thin legs were trembling a little.Seeing that there is no place in front of this place, no store in back of the village, he is fighting between the two, and wants to run away with an umbrella: "That...Master, if there is nothing else, I can go first! Goodbye!"

After the words were finished, he started to walk, but a big hand stretched out diagonally and grabbed his small arm.Raising his head tremblingly, he saw that Jiuyi's eyes were bare, and the thin lips under the hooked nose showed a mouthful of white teeth: "Brigade Commander Wu..."

Jiuyi said maliciously: "I just found out that you are quite pretty!"

Brigadier Wu was born with thin skin, tender flesh and thin arms and legs. In terms of weight, it is only about two-thirds of nine yi.At this moment, seeing Jiuyi's eyes catching him with radiance, and the front of his monk's robe slightly opened, revealing his well-defined chest, he couldn't help but feel his legs go weak, thinking that he had met a prostitute.Grinning his mouth into a crying face, he begged lazily: "Master, what are you going to do? I have nothing now, so don't you want to take advantage of the fire to rob me and take my virginity?"

Hearing this, Jiuyi couldn't help being taken aback for a moment, and immediately reacted, raising two thick eyebrows immediately: "You have a good idea! I want you to do something for me, and if you succeed, your benefits will be indispensable; I failed, hum..." He raised his other hand that was covering the front of the monk's robe, clenched a bowl-sized fist and shook it at Brigadier Wu.Brigadier Wu was frightened out of his wits, and at the same time saw that his front was opened wide, revealing a big four-legged snake lying between his chest and abdomen.Jiuyi's body was covered with rainwater, the four-legged snake couldn't hold him, it had been sliding down slowly until now, the four-legged snake's belly was already clinging to Jiuyi's lower abdomen.

Loosening his fists and grabbing the four-legged snake, Jiuyi pulled off the four-legged snake and threw it back, then let Brigadier Wu also let go, bowed his head and fastened the monk's robe on his own.Brigadier Wu stared at him with staring eyes, thinking in panic, "It's too evil, even snakes are dead!"