[Wearing the Book] Cats refuse to be cannon fodder

Lin Yu made a swallowing movement, pulled out a smile stiffly, and said dryly: "This, this arrangement is quite unique."

Bo Chen poked his head out from behind, nodded and said in agreement: "Mm, it's quite unique."

Bo Chen passed Lin Yu into the room naturally, tugged at the two black nooses hanging from the bed gauze, looked at Lin Yu who was stiff at the door, and asked eagerly: "What is this for? of?"

Lin Yu's right eyelid twitched suddenly, is the hero so innocent? !

"This, this." Lin Yu took a deep breath, lowered his head and stroked his forehead, trying to hide his unnatural expression, and said like squeezing toothpaste: "Have you heard, that story about the head hanging from the beam and the awl piercing the buttocks? This is, that is, the one that braids your hair, yes, the one that braids your hair, so that you don’t fall asleep while studying.”

There was a hint of teasing in Bo Chen's eyes, but he quickly recovered his ignorant expression: "Really? But we don't have braids either."

Lin Yu frantically dodged his eyes, laughed twice, and said, "For girls." This sentence seemed to be squeezed out from between his teeth, and the sound was like a mosquito.

Bo Chen tilted his head, and said to Lin Yu innocently, "I think your hair can also be tied into a small braid, why don't you try it."

The child's words were so unscrupulous that he uttered shocking words. The not-so-pure Lin Yu almost choked on his saliva. He took a step back in horror, tripped his foot on the slide of the sliding door, staggered, and stood still unsteadily. Finally, he quickly waved his hands: "No, no, I'm not that studious."

The corners of Bo Chen's mouth curled up slightly, and his eyes fell on Lin Yu's exposed ankles. He was slender and fair, and he could hold it completely with one hand. The color difference between the black and his skin was absolutely beautiful. landscape.

Just by imagining this scene, Bo Chen felt his blood boil.

He licked his somewhat dry lips, narrowed his eyes slightly, and said slowly: "Oh, that's really a pity."

Lin Yu cleared his throat, walked into the room pretending to be calm, and said, "Come out to play, don't even think about studying, it's weird."

When he saw Bo Chen opened a curtain and an octopus chair was quietly lying in the corner, Lin Yu's last word "De" was stuck between his lips and teeth.

Lin Yu cracked open.

Help! ! !How should he explain this thing? !

"This thing..." Before Bo Chen could say anything, Lin Yu who ran over covered his mouth from behind. Bo Chen turned his head to the side and looked at him puzzled.

Looking at the clear and ignorant look in Bo Chen's eyes, Lin Yu suddenly felt guilty for spoiling the children.

He considered and said: "I think, you have grown up so much, there are some things you should explore by yourself, and don't let others teach you by hand."

"However, my own exploration is not as efficient as you leading me." Bo Chen turned to look at Lin Yu, and slowly slid his hand from the side of his face to the side of his neck. Lin Yu raised his eyes and bumped into a pair of fiery eyes, The billowing flames nearly burned his skin.

Lin Yufan suddenly came to his senses, and immediately felt the anger of being teased. He slapped Bo Chen's restless paws mercilessly, and said, "Are you playing with me? I should have thought of how many pure boys your age can have." Yes, get out, get up."

Lin Yu gave Bo Chen a sideways look, and walked past him angrily.

He is going to live with Jiang Yubai.

Bo Chen suddenly hugged him from behind, and said in a muffled voice, "I'm sorry, I was wrong, don't be angry with me, okay?"

Lin Yute snorted arrogantly: "I'm angry, I must get angry today."

"Okay, good boy, getting angry is not good for your skin." Bo Chen coaxed, scratching the flesh on Lin Yu's chin, the way he did it was like licking a cat, Lin Yu's whole body was crisp, his legs almost went limp, Bo Chen Chen retracted the arms around Lin Yu's waist to help him stand still.

His vigilance was completely cut off, and catnip took the opportunity to seize his mind. Lin Yu leaned his head weakly on Bo Chen's shoulder, completely unable to resist this instinct engraved in his genes, closed his eyes and thought dejectedly, If he didn't know that Bo Chen had an official appointment and was devoted to him, he would have suspected that this person had some unreasonable thoughts about him.

Lin Yu finally fell asleep, and he didn't know how he fell asleep, maybe it was too comfortable.

After putting him on the bed, Bo Chen leaned over and kissed his eyes, picked up the phone, transferred 1 yuan to the manager, and added a sentence: Good job.

The situation on Jiang Yubai's side is also very tragic. Two straight men sat on both sides of the round bed with awkward expressions. Misunderstandings are malicious.

"or……"

"or……"

The two of them spoke at the same time, and stopped at the same time, as if a fishbone was stuck in their throats, sobbing and unable to say the third word.

"You speak first."

"You speak first."

This is the case again.

Jiang Yubai took the preemptive action this time, fanning the wind with his palm, and said with an embarrassed smile: "I'll turn on the air conditioner, it's a bit hot, it's thirty degrees in Dragon City today."

Jiang Yubai picked up a remote control placed by the bedside, and no matter how hard he pressed it on the air conditioner, there was no response. At this moment, the bed started to bounce up and down, and Zhang Shuo screamed in horror as if his butt was on fire. , suddenly jumped up from the bed.

Zhang Shuo blushed and shouted, "You idiot, this can be used as an air conditioner remote control."

Jiang Yubai's brow was covered with sweat in a hurry, and he frantically pressed the button on the top, but the bed shook even more violently.

"I rely on me, how can this be closed?" Jiang Yubai was desperate and began to rush to the doctor, shouting loudly: "Manager, where is the manager?"

Zhang Shuo shouted in dismay, over Jiang Yubai's voice, and said, "Damn it, shut up, shut up, stop shouting, I'm afraid it's not embarrassing enough, right?"

Jiang Yubai threw the remote control into Zhang Shuo's arms like a hot potato, and said, "Zhang Shuo, you have a girlfriend, you must be very familiar with the things here, you come and close it."

Zhang Shuo laughed angrily: "Who says I'm familiar with it?"

Jiang Yubai lost the embarrassment just now, looked at Zhang Shuo, and said in disbelief, "Wow, unexpected."

"I will never touch my girlfriend before I get married."

After the embarrassment slowly dissipated, Zhang Shuo bought a few bottles of cocktails from the vending machine in the room, threw a few bottles to Jiang Yubai, and said, "Come on, have a drink, and it should be able to drink when the bed runs out of electricity." I stopped by myself."

Boys' friendships are always established at a rapid pace, they can be drunk within a few bottles, and the blood is hot, the two of them blushed and began to call each other brothers, knelt on the ground, raised three pens to the sky, and shouted proudly at the same time.

"Today, I am here. Jiang Yubai and I have become brothers with different surnames. We don't want to be born in the same year, the same month, and the same day, but we want to die in the same year, the same month, and the same day."

"Today, I am here. Zhang Shuo and I have become brothers with different surnames. We don't want to be born in the same year, the same month, and the same day, but we want to get married in the same year, the same month, and the same day."

Zhang Shuo put his hands on Jiang Yubai's shoulders, patted Jiang Yubai's chest, and reminded him with his tongue out, "Brother Jiang, you mispronounced the last sentence, it means death."

"I know, but I just want to get married on the same day as you. I hope God can let me get out of the single soon, otherwise my brother's wedding date is boundless."

Zhang Shuo fell to the ground and cursed: "Cao, you have taken all the bamboo shoots on the mountain."

Lin Yu slept from one o'clock in the afternoon until seven o'clock in the evening. When he woke up, it was dark outside. He sat up and stared at the sky outside. He hadn't realized the time issue yet.

Wasn't it daytime just now?

Bo Chen put a set of short-sleeved beach shorts by the bed, pinched Lin Yu's face: "Stop being hysterical, wake up, get up and take pictures."

"it's dark?"

"If you sleep again, it will be dawn."

Lin Yu picked up the thin piece of fabric with two fingers, looked up at Bo Chen, and asked incredulously, "Wearing these floral pants?"

Bo Chen almost couldn't stop laughing, he put his fist to his mouth and coughed.

"After all, it still has to be suitable for the occasion. This time it was shot on the beach."

"Oh."

Lin Yu propped his head on his hands and glanced up and down at Bo Chen. Bo Chen was still wearing a black slim trench coat. He was used to his abstinent style of dressing, so he really looked forward to Bo Chen wearing floral pants and a shirt. Lin Yu made up his mind, and was completely overwhelmed by his own imagination.

From the moment Lin Yu's eyes were bent, Bo Chen knew what was going on in this little head. He stood there with his hands in his pockets, looked at Lin Yu, and silently waited for him to laugh.

Lin Yu was so stared at by Bo Chen that he couldn't laugh anymore, and gradually quieted down, waving his hands away: "Go out, I want to change clothes."

Bo Chen raised the corner of his mouth and said, "No need, they are all boys, so why not avoid suspicion?"

"This..." Lin Yu was asked all of a sudden. It is reasonable to say that there is no need for it. Both of them have the same body structure, and he has what Bo Chen has, but Lin Yu always feels a little inexplicably uncomfortable.

Bo Chen leaned on the sofa, took the first one, and looked determined not to avoid suspicion: "Let's change it, can I do something to you, or do you not believe in our pure friendship?"

Bo Chen bit the words "pure friendship" very hard, and Lin Yu cried so hard that he patted the bed.

Mom, this person kidnapped me morally! ! !

Lin Yu finally decided to dedicate his life to their friendship, besides, being looked at twice would not lose a piece of meat, a real man should be brave and upright.

After Lin Yu took off his coat, he lifted up the hem of his shirt, turned his head and glared at Bo Chen ferociously, as if he wanted to eat people, Bo Chen smiled gently at him, and when Lin Yu turned around, Bo Chen landed on Lin Yu's waist. The eyes on the limbs instantly became hot and deep.

Lin Yu's shoulders are not very wide, controlled to the perfect level for a boy of his height, the protruding shoulder blades are really beautiful and sexy, the smooth waistline is submerged in the elastic band, the beautiful scenery stops abruptly, and Bo Chen's Adam's apple rolls , The tip of the bright red tongue licked the corner of his lips.

It's time for Lin Yu to change his pants. Bo Chen's breathing trembled faintly. After thinking about it, Lin Yu still felt that it was inappropriate. He picked up his pants and was about to go to the bathroom. Then he discovered a fact that made his scalp explode. .

Why the hell is this bathroom transparent? !