[Wearing the Book] Cats refuse to be cannon fodder

Lin Yu finally bit the bullet and finished changing his clothes under Bo Chen's watchful eyes. He put the original clothes in the clothes basket with corners and corners, looked left and right, and checked repeatedly that there were no protruding or warped edges. , stood up and stretched contentedly.

When Lin Yu turned around again, Bo Chen had already changed into the same flashy beach shorts as he had turned on the one-click change.

Lin Yu puffed up one cheek, feeling aggrieved.

Why did Bo Chen change clothes behind his back? He hasn't read it yet! ! !

"You, take it off, put it on again, and I have to look at it." Lin Yu walked up to Bo Chen aggressively, tugging on his clothes in a very unreasonable and unreasonable manner, and was about to take it off.

With a smile on the corner of Bo Chen's mouth, he stood obediently where he was, and let Lin Yu unbutton his shirt without moving.And Lin Yu was only thinking about not being at a disadvantage, and he had no time to care about how imaginative his current behavior was.

Lin Yu suddenly opened his eyes wide, and the muscles full of male hormones hit his eyeballs. The lines are beautiful and well-proportioned but not exaggerated. The shoulders are wide and the waist is narrow. This figure can be called perfect.

Lin Yu secretly sighed a few words, feeling a little itchy in his heart, he poked Bo Chen's abdominal muscles with his index finger, it felt a little hard, and just about to touch it, this restless hand was caught by Bo Chen.

"Don't move around." Bo Chen's voice was a bit suppressed.

Lin Yu wanted to tease Bo Chen, and while Bo Chen wasn't paying attention, he patted his abs with the other hand, smiled wildly, and praised, "Hey, the young man has nice abs."

Bo Chen restrained his hands, closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and said bitterly, "You really..."

He didn't know what to say when the words came to his mouth. He really didn't know whether this little guy was big-hearted or stupid. Anyway, sometimes he was as straight as a telegraph pole, which made him anxious.

Boge Resort is located on the outskirts of Longcheng. At night, it is rare to see the stars that cannot be seen in the capital. The sea breeze blows waves. There were tourists in twos and threes, and some Internet celebrities were broadcasting live.

The photographer packed up the machine and passed on some professional knowledge to Xiao Liu. Bo Chen sat on the bench and quietly watched Lin Yu dig out one cat's eye snail after another in the sand without getting tired. The water accidentally smeared all over his face, and his facial features were twisted together.

Bo Chen took out his mobile phone and took a picture of Lin Yu. The moment the camera freezes, the starlight behind him seems to be overshadowed.He nodded Lin Yu's head on the photo, smiled and said "Idiot".

Lin Yu was burying the cat's eye snail that he dug out, when an anchor wearing Chang'e cosplay walked up to Lin Yu, covered the camera and asked, "Little brother, I am the anchor, a kinder egg, can you share with me?" Say hello to your fans."

I thought he was a woman, but who would have thought that when he opened his mouth, he would have a very clear and clear voice.

Lin Yu's eyes fell on his chest. After confirming that it was really a man, he stood up and patted the sand on his hands, saying, "I..."

As soon as Lin Yu made a sound, Bo Chen grabbed his hand and pulled him behind him, and replied indifferently and modestly: "Sorry, he can't."

As soon as the words fell, the comment section of the live broadcast of a kinder funny egg exploded, and the screen was filled with pants. Simply listening to the voice, Bo Chen's No. 20 eight generations of descendants were born by them.

The combat effectiveness of the live broadcast room with 20 people is no small feat, and soon, a Kinder funny egg was banned from the live broadcast room due to pornography.

"Damn it?" A Kinder funny egg stared at the punishment notice issued in the background, speechless.

The culprit took the handsome boy he had his eyes on and left. A Kinder funny egg stood there madly, sat down on the ground, and opened the king crying, wanting to pour a bowl of bitter water to Wuyang, and listen to him shouting Say "brother" to change your mood.

Although Wuyang's temperament is sometimes quite violent, and he will not recognize his relatives when he scolds others, but he is very willing to suffer this crime because of his severe voice accusation.

Looking at Wuyang's black and white profile picture, a kinder funny egg broke down and planed a hole on the beach with his hands, and shouted ventingly: "Why is it not online again?"

After venting, he calmly went to wechat to check that he was fine. When Lin Yu just took the picture, his phone kept vibrating, which made his thighs numb. After taking the picture, he quickly took it out to have a look.

I am the most concerned in the whole district: Routh, you haven't played the king with me for a long time, I am not happy today.

This person also brushed a series of emoji packs of whimpering, crying, and rolling.

All right: I've been a little busy lately.

A Kinder funny egg and other grass are three feet high on the grave, and finally received a reply. I just didn't get up for a second, and after seeing the content, I was wilted again.

Lin Yu thought for a while, recently I really neglected the whole district. I have been hanging on for a long time. From 1000 hours to now, I still have 853 hours to complete. I have to hurry up, so he followed Bo Chen from the corner of his eye. Typing while walking.

Wuhai: Play a few rounds with my brother tonight, and then take my brother to practice a few more support, follow closely, listen to the command, is it okay?

I am the most concerned in the whole area: OK, OK is very OK, but can you send a voice to listen.

No harm: inconvenient.

I am most hung up in the whole district: Xingba.

Although he didn't hear the voice of a fairy, compared with tonight's situation, it was enough to rekindle the fighting spirit of a Kinder funny egg, roared at the moon, and ran past Lin Yu and the others dancing.

Lin Yu raised his eyes and glanced at a kinder funny egg as if he was insane.

When they went back, the people in the hotel had already prepared dinner for them. Jiang Yubai and Zhang Shuo were carried downstairs by the staff. The two of them were delirious after drinking this afternoon, and they haven't recovered yet. .

Lin Yu patted Jiang Yubai's face, Jiang Yubai slumped on the sofa with his head tilted, his cheeks were flushed, Lin Yu picked up a piece of red pepper, opened his mouth, stuffed it in, and ordered: "Chew!" .”

Jiang Yubai obediently chewed a couple of mouthfuls, the whites of his eyes were instantly covered with bloodshot eyes, his nostrils spewed fire, his ears were red and his neck was thick. The stomach cavity is burning hot.

"Are you awake?"

"Sober, sober, shui shui shui." Jiang Yubai threw his tongue out on the table, picked up the bowl of water and began to pour it into his stomach.

Lin Yu covered his face, he couldn't see it.

Jiang Yubai slumped on the sofa weakly, drooping his tongue, and said inarticulately: "Son, you are really cruel."

"But it's useful, isn't it? Be good, eat another one." Lin Yu held a piece of red pepper to Jiang Yubai's mouth, and looked at him with a smile.

Jiang Yubai's scalp tightened when he was looking at him, he turned his head and saw Bo Chen approaching, as if seeing a savior, he rushed towards him screaming, crying, "Master Bo, take care of your Lin Yu, He's going to kill me."

Although he didn't know what happened, Bo Chen was completely pleased by his words, and was very happy to save his life. He went over and patted Lin Yu's head, sat next to him, and said, "Stop making trouble, let's eat quickly." .”

Lin Yu lowered his brows and said "Oh" obediently.

The photographer giggled: "That's right, hurry up and eat it, if you don't eat it, we brothers will finish it. If you can't eat that plate of perverted hot peppers, I'll be fine."

Jiang Yubai was sitting opposite Lin Yu, biting his chopsticks vigorously. This unfilial son acted arrogantly like an old man in front of him, but behaved like a daughter-in-law in front of Bo Chen.

Jiang Yubai seemed to realize something, and his scalp tightened again.

Damn, he won't stand upside down, right? !Isn't it dangerous for Lin Yu and Bo Chen to share a room together!Although they are all adults, there is nothing wrong with doing something, but...

But what, he couldn't come out, anyway, he couldn't take advantage of Bo Chen before getting a marriage certificate.

Although Bo Chen looks abstinent and dedicated, once he enters a wealthy family, his son is so innocent and kind, how could he be able to outplay those old foxes in the wealthy circle.

Just like what was written in the ten G study materials, today the son of this family is given to Bo Chen, and tomorrow the daughter of that family will marry the Bo family. Love is deep.

Jiang Yubai secretly decided that he would help his brother keep his innocence before marriage.

It was already ten o'clock when they finished their meal, and it was eleven o'clock when Lin Yu finally waited until Bo Chen went to take a shower, and was going to sneak outside to find a corner to play games with me the most.

Preferably in a deserted corner.

The thing about calling others "brother" must be tightly covered, the kind that will be brought into the coffin if you die.

Lin Yu leaned on the bed and poked his head out quietly. The fully transparent bathroom is not good. Bo Chen turned his body sideways, and he could see his movements when he turned his head. Chen's tight figure looked all the way down, when he saw a certain place.

Damn, this is outrageous!As expected of the hero!

Lin Yu was extremely envious, and when Bo Chen turned around, he slipped out of the bedroom in a cat's body. Just as he opened the door, he bumped into the sneaky Jiang Yubai. Just as Jiang Yubai was about to speak, Lin Yu covered his mouth and pushed him to the corridor.

Lin Yu gave him a serious "shh", Jiang Yubai nodded, and asked softly, "What are you doing? Mission Impossible?"

"I'm going out."

"What are you going to do?"

"Don't worry, go back to sleep."

Jiang Yubai didn't forget his reason for coming, he caught up with Lin Yu, and said earnestly, "Son, let me advise you, don't let Bo Chen touch you before you get the certificate, we can't suffer."

Lin Yu frowned and looked at him: "Is there something wrong with you? Bo Chen touched me, why did he touch me, fight?"

"Do you really don't understand or you don't understand? I'm talking about that aspect." Jiang Yubai bent his two thumbs together.

"Hey, are you misunderstanding something?"

Jiang Yubai said pleasantly: "Are you really 1?!"

Lin Yu slapped Jiang Yubai on the back of the head: "I'm just friends with him, don't think too much, don't follow me." He didn't have time to talk to him so much, and Bo Chen should finish taking a shower if he dawdled for a while Yes, before Jiang Yubai would definitely have a layer of scales scraped off by him.

Lin Yu walked out of the hotel lobby, climbed onto a tree, and called out my number in the whole district.