After marrying Long Jun, he said that I climbed high

"Big bird? If the gu carving is alive, it will definitely take you to Luwu Mountain. This is its beak. The gu carving has a head like a goshawk, a body like a cheetah, a cry like a child crying, and an antler between its foreheads. feed on people."

"It sounds like a ruthless character. Did Cui Lang encounter any dangers during his training? The last time I was honest with you, I saw a scar on Cui Lang's back." Fu Xuan asked casually.

Cui Yan pulled Fu Xuan to the wooden frame on the far right, and took down a giant skull from the highest point, "This is 犼, with cat ears, donkey mouth and snake neck, and the predecessor of 犼 was Hanba, which is what is called a zombie in the world. , to absorb the miasma in the mountains and turn it into a jiao. Yu has lived in Qishan for a long time, loves to play tricks on mountain spirits and wild monsters, and also likes to breathe fire in the world for fun. Chaos, mountains and rivers faded. It was strangled by the gods on the shore of Surabaya, and I was seriously injured. The claws are highly poisonous, which can cause wounds to heal and burst, tossing and turning. Fortunately, the Supreme Immortal King Golden Pill was able to save the day. "

This is the first time that Fu Xuan hates a beast so much, even though it is dead, he still finds it extremely annoying.

He snatched the skull from the man's hand, and said with disgust: "Cui Lang, stop holding such a bad thing."

Seeing Fu Xuan showing pity for him, Cui Yan smiled and said, "I'll cut off its head as a souvenir, and I'm also bad."

Fu Xuan thought about how the man fought against the beast, he must be very powerful, bit his lips lightly, "I especially like Cui Lang to play tricks on my family. Compared with these rewards that can only feast your eyes, I want to get some real rewards." .”

Cui Yan is not really an extraordinary saint, naturally there are times when he wants to relieve himself, not to mention facing such a foul-mouthed Fu Xuan, he tightly embraces the whole person in his arms.

When a strong and pungent gardenia fragrance poured into Cui Yan's nostrils, he frowned in distaste, and said in a hoarse voice, "The smell of this powder is not as good as your own fragrance, don't be smart."

Cui Yan's needs for love affairs always come and go suddenly.Just like now, he no longer had the previous restlessness.

But Fu Xuan finally found an opportunity, how could he easily let go of the fat that was in his mouth.

Upholding the indomitable spirit of a young lady, he untied the tie on his body with his own hands.

The originally well-proportioned clothes were left open on both sides of the slender waist, Fu Xuan licked his face and said, "If Cui Lang is annoyed by the slave's self-assertion, he should punish the slave, but don't deliberately not hug the slave."

Cui Yan didn't expect that Fu Xuan was only wearing a robe, but he didn't wear a single thread inside.This was the first time he stared at the red rope tied around Fu Xuan's waist in such a bright light, with a few red agate beads on it, gently shaking with Fu Xuan's slender waist.

This scene was extremely exciting to Cui Yan, he suddenly recalled what Fu Xuan had said in the mortal world, his deep pupils were slightly closed, and he replied slyly: "Then I will punish you for showing it to me."

It was Fu Xuan who asked for sex, and he was the one who surrendered in the end.On the second day, Cui Yan carried him out of the secret room.

There was a creaking sound from the wooden stairs, and the two ghost servants thought that the Zangshu Pavilion was infested with mice again, so they gently floated over with their brooms.

Floating to the corner to wait for an opportunity to catch a mouse, he saw Lord Nether Hades actually holding a ghost in his hand. The ghost servant was so frightened that his face turned blue and white, and he shrank in the corner and did not dare to make a sound.

When they left the door of Zangshuge, the footsteps were far away, and two ghosts floated out as if they were pardoned, one was called Sanliu and the other was called Sijiu.

"God, forty-nine, I suffered from eye disease during my lifetime, and I didn't see it clearly just now. Tell me quickly, that's not the ghost-faced Hades that we respect and swear allegiance to the death!"

"It's a pity Sanliu, you've recovered. That's really our lord. And he's still holding someone in his arms, bah, it's a ghost."

After confirming, the two excitedly threw the broom in their hands into the air, roaring and screaming.

Although the bride has been married to the underworld for a long time, except for the black and white impermanence who greeted the bride that day, and the hungry ghost Xiaoci who served her personally, no one has ever seen the bride's appearance.However, the bull-headed horse-face does not understand Fengyue, lacks rhetoric, and only declares to the outside world that the bride is beautiful. Such words as beautiful are difficult to resonate with people, and are easily affected by personal preferences, so they cannot be taken as true.

Later, they went to ask Xiaoci again, but Xiaoci was a dull gourd, when they asked him, they just blushed and hemuttered for a long time, unable to hold back a fart.

Today, there is really nowhere to look for, and it takes no effort to get it.

Even if the bride was leaning on the Fujun's body, only showing half of her face, it was enough to make Sijiu and Sanliu think about it.

Before seeing the empress, there was a "two prides and one uniqueness" in the Underworld. The double prides were Huang Quan's Po Meng, Xiang Xuehai's ghost doctor, and the first one was the original wife of the Fujun, Ba Snake Xue Nanzhi.

Sanliu boasted: "Your Majesty, sleeping with her eyes downcast is really beautiful!"

Sijiu sneered coldly: "You also said that people are impermanent in black and white, and you don't have any ink, so don't you just yell 'so beautiful'!"

Sanliu rolled his eyes, because he was suffering from an eye disease, he almost rolled his eyeballs out of his eyelids, he anxiously poked the eyeballs that were about to come out into the eye sockets with his fingers, and said angrily: "Stinky Sijiu, it's you Culture, you are so educated, you were selected as a scholar at a young age, and you were cuckolded by your little wife at home, and you were poisoned to death by her two partners after the Dongchuang incident. Right, Sijiu?"

"Dog Sanliu, you! You! Peeking at my fate book!" Sijiu is a thin-skinned person, and Sanliu said all about his dirty things, and he was ashamed and indignant.

Sanliu said viciously: "I don't want to read it either, who told you to bully me and let me clean the two floors with a ghost, and sneaked up in the corner to take a nap, and when you fell asleep, the fate book slipped from your sleeve , isn’t this deliberately tempting me to commit a crime?”

"Then you can't see no evil, your behavior is definitely not what a gentleman does!"

"I suffered from eye disease during my lifetime. I was abandoned by my biological parents and sent to beggar's nest. What I do is to cheat and beg for a living. A gentleman who keeps his mouth shut like you has already lost his braids."

Sijiu retorted in a cold voice: "I'm too lazy to compete with you. But the bride is beautiful, but she's always a little too charming. Look how long she's been here, and she's still a snow girl with ice muscles." Bone, otherworldly."

Sanliu sneered and said: "The most annoying are you self-proclaimed scholars, then you don't know how to be graceful and charming. The bride, a young man in a brothel, knows how to please a man. As long as Snow Maiden has half his charm, the mansion You don’t want to marry someone else. You have never been in a brothel after looking at Sijiu. There is no man in this world who doesn’t like the bride. Just say that you just saw the rosy face of the empress. And those slender feet, do you feel that your lower abdomen is about to move?"

Sijiu thought for a while, and replied truthfully, "It seems there is."

"Then that's it. Speaking of which, the Fujun and Niangniang came out with such appearances, it must be something on the second floor." Sanliu said clearly.

Sijiu pretended to be shocked, "Ahem, cough, why don't you get lazy today, and I will clean the bookshelves on the second floor."

Sanliu pursed her lips in thought, her eyes lit up, and said bluffingly, "No way! I have to sweep the second floor when the king of heaven is here today!"

Sijiu knew that the fish had already taken the bait, and said with embarrassment: "That won't work, either you cover the two floors, or I have to sweep the second floor."

"That's okay." Sanliu excitedly picked up the broom on the ground, and impatiently floated to the second floor.

Sijiu pursed his lips and smiled, this fool would be fooled every time, and he didn't know how he lied to others before his death, who else could be better than him?

The first day of October in the lunar calendar is the October Dynasty, which is also known as the Ghost Head Festival. It is known as "October [-]st, burn cold clothes".

Every year on this day, people have the custom of visiting graves and offering sacrifices to their ancestors, and sending cold clothes and food to those who have passed away.

Inside Bixiao Palace, candlelight was dappled.

"Xiaoci, this is the first time I've encountered a ghost door open since I came to the underworld. I didn't know what those ghosts were happy about. They just went to the world, but now I understand that I used to dismiss it. It is what they wished for." Although it is an extravagant wish to recognize the ancestors and return to the ancestors, it does not mean that Fu Xuan does not expect to return to the human world, even if he cannot reincarnate, even if he is a ghost, he still wants to return to Qianlong Mountain to visit his friends Rong Jiu, by the way, let's take a walk around his own grave.

"Ah Xuan wants to go with Fu Jun?"

As soon as this matter was mentioned, Fu Xuan became angry. He tried to curry favor with Cui Yan, but when he lifted his trousers, he refused to recognize him and said, "Go as you want, and be careful yourself." .

It's so nasty.

"Your Fujun is not so kind. Xiaoci, we can actually go together. Jinling Terrace is so delicious and fun." I heard Xiaoci say about his own life before, and he is also a poor person forced by the world. , he probably has no relatives like him, so Fu Xuan wanted to coax Xiaoci to go with him.

Fu Ci heard that there were delicious food, and his eyes were about to burst, but then he thought that there were more important things to do, so he had to regret and said: "There was actually a woman whom Xiao Ci admired when I was alive. When I was living on the street, three There was no grain of rice in the sky. The big sister leaned down and handed me a piece of pie, which was still white and hot. This was the most delicious food I have ever eaten in my life.

Later, I quietly followed her, wanting to say thank you to her.Followed all the way to the front of the mansion, and heard Si Yan calling her 'Miss Lin'.I think she is probably the maid in charge of the house.It's not easy to meet the officials and family members, and I'm a down-and-out beggar, so I'm getting more and more ashamed to look for her.But now that I've become a ghost, I can go over the high wall to meet her, and I can settle one of my worries.Ah Xuan, I can't go with you, but if there is a next time, I will definitely go with you to taste the delicacies of Jinling Terrace. "